A dark array of clouds filled the skies high over the island of Isla Nublar. The loud crash of thunder could be heard in the distance; the great storm was rolling in. The wind began to pick up, blowing erratically, the foliage around the island billowed madly against the wind. It wasn’t long until the rain finally began to fall in copious amounts that nearly flooded the jungle floor. It was practically utter bedlam that no one, pony or human, should get tangled in.
Two ponies, however, found themselves caught in the midst of the storm. They continued their trek through the jungle, alongside their raptors. Curtain Call and Quill Cast trudged through the watery mud as they followed Blaze and Peppermint. Thankfully, the two stallions were smart enough to anticipate these harsh conditions and brought umbrellas for this little voyage. It was as if they knew this would come before anyone else.
“The rain is really coming down hard!” Quill yelled over the billowing wind. “Haven’t seen anything this bad since the big flood in my town back in 2007!”
“You’re complaining?” Curtain shot back. “In Florida, we’re prime targets for hurricanes! Ever been in one of those?”
“Can’t say I have and glad of that.”
“How much farther till we get to the raptor paddock?”
“No idea! Hopefully not much longer!”
As the group walked on, they eventually stopped upon what appeared to be one of the large, electrified barriers that littered the island. The very sight of the giant electric fence made the stallions groan in annoyance.
“How are we supposed to pass that?” Quill complained.
“Maybe if we go around the barrier, we’ll find an entrance,” Curtain suggested.
“We have no time for that!” Quill argued. “I have confidence that Atalanta can break the twins out of Regina’s hold. I didn’t specify they can stay out of it.”
“Then what would you suggest?”
While the two were arguing back and forth with one another, the two raptors cocked their eyes at one another as though they were extremely annoyed. Peppermint nudged Blaze from behind him, and he took cautious steps toward the electrified fence. He stuck his claw out, touching the steel chain by an inch. Instead of receiving ten thousand volts of electricity through his body, however, all he could feel was the cold steel against his scales. Peppermint joined her fellow raptor toward the fence, nudging the steel material with her snout confirming that there was no power.
The raptors turned back and gave a screech toward the two stallions, who stopped arguing long enough to see them touching the fence. To say the pair were confused was an understatement.
“What the?” Quill spoke, confused. “I thought Hammond always kept these fences running.”
“Maybe they’re running tests or something,” Curtain speculated.
But for whatever reason, the fences were down. To which, this provided the group with an opportunity. Side by side, Peppermint and Blaze proceeded to squeeze their way through the fence. They turned back waiting for their keepers to join them. Both Curtain and Quill looked at each other for a moment, contemplating whether or not this was a good idea. Without question, the fences were off… but for who knows how long? However, as Quill pointed out, time was not on their side.
Deciding to risk it, the two stallions quickly made their way over and squeezed themselves through the fence. Once they were finally on the other side, albeit with a few scratches, the stallions followed their raptors, who took the lead into the jungle before them.
“That was the easiest break-in we’ve ever committed, wouldn’t you say?” Curtain asked his friend.
“No kidding!” Quill nodded. “But why was the fence off?”
“Either there’s someone on the inside who’s smart enough to shut down security… or the people working here are very dumb. But then, who’d be desperate enough to try and hack their way through InGen?”
<>
A few minutes earlier…
Back in the Visitor Center, John Hammond sat idly looking at the mosquito-contained amber attached to the head of his cane. Things certainly hadn’t gone according to plan, especially for his first preview of Jurassic Park. Two no-shows and a sick Triceratops was not what he hoped for. As he sat in thought, Ray Arnold was giving him the report from the vehicular tour.
“Visitor vehicles are returning to the garage,” Arnold informed him.
“So much for our first tour,” Hammond sighed dejected. “Two no-shows and one sick Triceratops.”
“It could have been worse, John… a lot worse.”
It was at that moment that Dennis Nedry stood up. As he walked toward the two, it was plain to see he was shaking in his shoes. Still, he was trying his best, and failing, not to look inconspicuous… to be as casual as possible.
“Anybody want a soda or something?” Nedry asked nervously. “I’m going up to the machine. I’d thought I’d get somebody something. I’ve had only sweets and I’m gonna get something salty…”
Hammond and Arnold merely shook their heads. Nedry started to leave, but turned back with an afterthought that was so rehearsed it’s almost obvious.
“Oh, I uh, finished de-bugging the phones. I was going to, uh, so I did. So, I debugged the phones. And I thought maybe I should tell you that the system is going to be, um… uh… compiling for eighteen to twenty minutes. So, some of the minor systems, they may go on or off for a while, but it’s nothing to worry about, it’s just a simple thing.”
Whether or not they were buying Nedry’s story, he knew he said enough. Seeing their attention locked on the tour, Dennis turned his attention to his computer’s mouse, and clicked the ‘EXECUTE’ button. A majority of the windows on the screen cleared away, and what remained was a one minute countdown. At the same time, he pressed the start button on his digital stopwatch he held in his hand. The digital clock on the screen started ticking down from sixty seconds, and a musical clock started to sound too -- something like the ‘Jeopardy’ theme’.
He started to leave -- but returned when he remembered the shaving cream can. He grabbed for it and began to leave, preparing for the next phase of the plan.
<>
Back on the park roads, night was completely fallen now, and the rain started pouring. A tropical storm had commenced, the rain fell in drenching sheets on the roofs and hoods of the Explorers, which were making their way slowly back to the visitor’s center. In the rear car, Alan Grant and Ian Malcolm sat along with Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Dr. Whooves, Spike, and Rainbow Dash. Grant stared out the window, lost in his thoughts. As for the Equestrians, while many of them weren’t keen on the idea of what Hammond hoped to do on this island, they were disappointed that they never truly got to see a dinosaur on this tour… save for one.
“I think I speak for all of us when I say this tour was super lame!” Rainbow remarked honestly. “When you advertise living dinosaurs on this trip, you’d think they’d have, oh I don’t know… actual dinosaurs! The ones we saw before the tour don’t even count.”
“I feel you little rainbow horse,” Malcolm replied.
“It’s Rainbow Dash… jerk,” Rainbow huffed, frustrated. “Should have ridden with Daring Do and A.J., but no…”
“I hate to admit it, but Rainbow’s right on this one,” Twilight admitted. “Kind of disappointing that we didn’t get to see any more dinosaurs.”
“The feeling’s mutual,” Time Turner nodded. “Just a mere few days ago, the very thought of resurrecting creatures long extinct felt like a scientific impossibility. I’m sitting here hoping to actually see the process with my own eyes, to truly see what else they had in store… guess I set my expectations too high.”
“Trust me Doc, with our rap sheet, it wouldn’t have ended well anyway,” Spike shrugged. “I speak from experience.”
“Hmm… I just hope Ellie will be okay,” Fluttershy spoke up. “Wish we could’ve done more for that Triceratops.”
“Every pony did the best they could Fluttershy,” Twilight assured calmly. “Ellie should be at the visitor center waiting for us to get back. Maybe we’ll have better luck tomorrow.”
While the group conversed, Dr. Grant decided to try talking to Dr. Malcolm.
“Do you have any kids?” Grant asked curiously.
“Me? Oh, hell yeah,” Malcolm nodded. “Three… I love ‘em; I love kids. Anything at all can and does happen.”
Malcolm took a flask from his jacket pocket and unscrewed the top. His expression started to darken.
“Same with wives, for that matter.”
“You’re married?” Grant asked, in shock.
“Occasionally,” Malcolm shrugged. “I’m always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.”
Grant turned to him in disbelief, which caused Malcolm to laugh slightly. Even the Equestrians could barely make out just what Malcolm was implying.
“So… are you married or… what?” Fluttershy asked, confused.
<>
Back at the center, Dennis waited outside the silver door marked ‘Embryonic Cold Storage’. He stared at the digital stopwatch carefully, as a security camera slowly turned to the door.
“Five… four… three… two… one…”
On cue, the door clicked open, and the security camera turned off just as it faced the door. With the security going dark, Dennis made his way inside.
<>
At the same time, Arnold was sitting back in the control room preparing to light a cigarette. All of a sudden, there was buzzing… then rhythmic beeping from his computer that got his attention. He stared toward his terminal, puzzled. On the screen, glowing red and blue lines blinked off, in succession.
“That’s odd,” He commented.
Hammond came from behind him, along with Robert Muldoon.
“What?” Hammond asked.
“The door security systems are shutting down,” Arnold pointed out.
“Well, Nedry said a few systems might go offline, didn’t he?” Hammond asked.
<>
In the cold storage, Dennis Nedry hurried in and flipped open the hatch on the bottom of the shaving cream can, revealing slotted compartments inside. He proceeded to open the two embryo freezers, revealing racks of dozens of embryos in thin glass slides. A sign said, ‘Viable embryos -- Handle with extreme care!’.
Nedry proceed to take the slides out of the freezers one by one, and only one of each kind. With each embryo, he took one and stuck it in the can. The few he collected were labeled -- ‘Stegosaurus’, ‘Apatosaurus’, ‘Tyrannosaurus Rex’, etc. -- the biggest species that he considered valuable. Once he had enough embryos in the can, he put the can back together, sealed the embryo freezers, and began to leave.
<>
Grant, Malcolm, and their Equestrian passengers were still waiting in their car as they drove toward the visitor center. They didn’t notice, but the video screen in the middle of their front console suddenly went black. By now, Rainbow Dash leaned her head against the side window, deciding to sleep for the rest of the drive. Malcolm kept everyone else occupied with their conversation.
“By the way, Dr. Sattler -- she’s not like, uh, available, is she? --” Malcolm asked.
“Why?” Grant raised a brow.
Grant and the others looked toward Malcolm, wondering exactly where he was going with this subject. Malcolm took one look toward Grant, and by studying Grant’s face he could tell that he seemed sensitive about the subject. Whether he knew it or not, Malcolm suddenly pieced it together.
“Why? Oh, yeah, I’m sorry,” Malcolm apologized. “Are you two uh, -- you two are…?”
“Yeah,” Grant nodded.
“Well… we’re wishing you the best of luck,” Spike assured. “Whatever it is.”
Suddenly, the cars jerked to a sudden stop. The lights in the vehicles and along the road went out, plunging them into blackness. Grant jerked his hands away from the steering column, immediately assuming it was his fault.
“Hey, what’d I touch?!” Grant muttered.
“Uh, you didn’t touch anything,” Malcolm answered, looking around. “We stopped…”
It was then Rainbow Dash snorted herself away, looking around dazedly while rubbing the sleep from her eyes.
“Are we there yet…?” Rainbow Dash yawned.
“I’m afraid not,” Twilight shook her head. “The car has stopped.”
“Wha--did Mr. Grant touch something? Seems to happen all the time.”
“It must be my fault,” Grant spoke up. “Machines hate me.”
“You’re serious about that belief that machines ‘hate’ you?” Dr. Whooves questioned.
“I know they hate me.”
“You want to talk about it?” Fluttershy asked curiously.
“No.”
“Guys… I think we have bigger problems right now,” Spike stated the obvious.
“Spike’s right,” Twilight nodded, looking out the window. “Something’s wrong.”
<>
Back in the control room, things were growing worrisome. Indicators displayed the fences all over the park turning off. Ray Arnold stared at this terminal, aghast, as row upon row of colored lights crawled off his screen.
“Woah, woah, woah, what the hell, what the hell, what the hell…?”
“What now?” Hammond asked.
“Fences are failing, all over the park,” Arnold informed. “’A few minor systems’, he said!”
“Find Nedry!” Hammond ordered Muldoon, pissed. “Check the vending machines!”
<>
At that moment, a jeep splashed up to the giant gates leading into Jurassic Park. Dennis Nedry jumped out, trying vainly to use a raincoat to protect himself from the pouring rain. He hurried toward the control panel on the side of the cement supports, opening the panel box containing a lever that said, ‘Manual Override’. He flicked a switch and the gates clicked unlocked. He jumped back into the car and nosed into the gates, shoving them open far enough to drive through. He roared off into the park grounds, determined to get to the harbor and leave this island before someone caught on to his plan.
<>
Back in the control room, it was plain to see the monitors were failing. Nearly all the video monitors in the control room went out with a faint electronic zip. Tension in the room was turning up for the three men inside, especially one Muldoon who returned unable to find Nedry anywhere in the facility. Their only hope was to use Nedry’s terminal to get it all back on, hoping he’d de-bug it later.
Arnold pushed off on the floor, whizzing over to Nedry’s master terminal in his chair. With one stroke of his arm, he brushed all the loose junk off Nedry’s station - junk food, soda cans, torn out magazine pages - and tried to work with fixing the problems.
“God, look at this workstation!” Arnold complained. “What a complete slob!”
The ‘Jeopardy’-type music played a slight faster now. Muldoon stepped forward, growing alarmed.
“The raptor fences aren’t out, are they?” Muldoon asked.
Arnold typed a command on the workstation, checking the fences just to make sure.
“No, no, they’re still on,” Arnold confirmed.
“Why the hell would he turn the other ones off?” Hammond asked.
<>
Back in the park, the reason was fully revealed. A wire mesh fence stood with a very clear sign:
DANGER! ELECTRIFIED FENCE!
Door Cannot Be Opened
When Fence is Armed!
A hand reached out, grabbing the fence by the bare wire, flipped a latch, and shoved the door open. No sparks flew. Dennis Nedry ran from the fence back to his jeep, dropping it in gear, and tore off down the park road. The rain was absolutely flowing down now, the road rapidly turning to mud. In the jeep, Nedry could barely see through the windshield, even his glasses fogged up. He drove as fast as possible, checking his watch every few seconds.
He leaned forward, squinting to see through the windshield, wiping off the condensation with his free hand. A fork in the road suddenly rushed into view. He jumped on the breaks, but it was too late! The jeep careened into a signpost in the middle of the fork.
“Shit!” Nedry shouted.
He threw the door open and hurried to pick up the fallen sign, which read, ‘To East Dock’. He propped it up - the directional arrow swung hopelessly on a nail leaving the man unable to know which direction to go. He pointed to the left, then to the right, then angrily spun it clenching his jaws with a growl.
Soaked, Nedry stomped back to his car. Although he didn’t look too convinced, he dropped the car in gear and sped off to the left. He could only hope that the road before him would lead him straight to the docks or everything he had done would be all for naught.
<>
Back in the Control Center, Hammond still hovered over Arnold’s shoulder while he worked at Nedry’s terminal. Arnold muttered to himself as he tried one command after another.
“-- access main program -- access main security -- access main program grid…”
He punched several buttons, each time the computer flashed ‘Permission Denied’. Suddenly, the screen filled with a repeating message: ‘YOU DIDN’T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!’ and the computer buzzed. At that moment, an animated image of a cartoony Dennis Nedry appeared on the other monitor, waving his little finger disapprovingly.
“Ah, ah, ah! You didn’t say the magic word!” Computer Nedry mocked. “Ah, ah, ah! Ah, ah, ah!”
“PLEASE!!!” Arnold groaned, livid. “God damn it! I hate this hacker crap!”
“Call Nedry’s people in Cambridge,” Hammond instructed.
“-- Magic word! Ah, ah, ah!”
Arnold whisked across the floor in his chair and snatched up the nearest phone. He punched for an outside line… but realized something.
“The phones are out, too,” Arnold confirmed.
“… Where did the vehicles stop?” Hammond asked, with dread.
<>
BAA!!!
The rain continued to pour down during the tropical storm. The goat that was brought up from the underground earlier was still tethered in the same place, bleating in the cold, pouring rain. The two explorers sat still in the middle of the road right next to the T-Rex Paddock. A man’s form, Dr. Alan Grant’s, raced back from the front car to the rear car. Earlier, he went to check on Gennaro, the Murphy Siblings, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Daring Do hoping for some good news… but his worst fears were confirmed.
By the time he returned to the rear car, Grant was soaking wet as he closed the door behind him. Malcolm and the other Equestrians turned toward him.
“Well… what’s happened?” Spike asked, concerned.
“Their radio’s out too,” Grant informed. “Gennaro said to stay put.”
“I’m trying to figure this out,” Twilight voiced her concern. “Mr. Hammond said this was a state of the art system. How can it just shut down like that?”
“I admit it’s rather baffling,” Time Turner agreed.
“Are the kids okay?” Ian asked concerned.
“Well, I didn’t ask,” Alan replied. “Why wouldn’t they be?”
“Seriously dude?” Rainbow spoke in disbelief. “I know you’re not the biggest kid person. But at least understand they get frightened easily.”
“She’s right,” Ian nodded. “Kids get scared.”
“What’s to be scared about?” Alan asked. “It’s just a little hiccup in the power.”
“I didn’t say I was scared.”
“I didn’t say you were scared.”
“I know.”
“Fine.”
“I just hope they’ll be okay,” Twilight cut in. “We promised these kids a good time; not having them sit around with a storm outside.”
“I don’t think it’s the storm, Twi,” Spike voiced his uncertainty. “Something tells me this isn’t going to end well.”
Fluttershy quietly turned and looked out toward the driving rain, and the fence that stood between them and the tyrannosaur paddock. There was no doubt on her mind… Fluttershy was scared.
<>
In the front car, the rest of the Equestrian gang along with Gennaro, lex, and Tim looked out the window toward the pouring rain. The long time they spent waiting, they were already bored. The rain drummed on the roof monotonously. Pinkie Pie was upside down in her seat, pushing her legs up and swinging them down.
“Up and down, up and down!” Pinkie sang to herself.
“I can’t believe we invited Ian Malcolm…” Gennaro muttered. “How he’ll write a bunch of papers, go on Larry King Live, say we’re irresponsible --”
“Hot dang, that their rain’s sure comin’ down mighty hard,” Applejack commented. “If it drops any harder, we might have to build us an ark.”
To which, this caused Pinkie Pie to burst out laughing as she turned toward Applejack.
“Applejack, you silly filly you,” She giggled. “We won’t have to do anything like that for another season or two, but I appreciate your enthusiasm.”
The orange Earth pony merely glanced over at her eccentric party pony friend with great confusion.
“Wut in tarnation ya talkin’ bout Pinkie?” She asked.
“Oh, you know when we meet a guy named Bruce and then one named Evan and…”
Pinkie gasped and quickly covered her mouth her hooves, realizing what she had nearly done.
“Sorry, I’ve said too much already,” Pinkie apologized.
Applejack just shook her head before turning to look back out the window.
“Still mighty nice ah Dr. Grant tah come check on all of us.”
“I think Dr. Grant is really -- smart,” Lex spoke, a little dream.y
“Better him than me,” Rarity agreed. “This rain would do no wonders for my mane. Not to mention all the mud.”
“You always have mud baths back home at the spa silly!” Pinkie smiled at her friend.
“There’s a big difference between mineral mud baths and everyday dirty icky mud Pinkie dear,” Rarity responded. “When we get back, I’m giving you a hard lesson on sophistication.”
“Is Rarity usually like that?” Daring Do whispered to Applejack.
“Nah, she’s usually much worse,” A.J. whispered back.
“BOO!!!”
“AHHH!!!”
Suddenly, Tim Murphy popped out wearing what looked like a heavy-duty pair of night vision goggles, startling Lex, and Pinkie Pie.
“Hey! Where did you get those?” Donald asked.
“In the box under my seat,” Tim replied.
“Are they heavy?”
“Yeah.”
“Then they’re expensive,” Donald scolded. “Put ‘em back.”
“Aww come on, give the kid a break,” Applejack spoke up. “We’re stuck here till they get this up and runnin’ again. Kids bound tah get bored.”
“We could play games to pass the time,” Pinkie suggested. “Any pony up for some Ultimate Twister? Oh wait, no… no we need more room to play that. Well, how about Pin the Tail on the Pony? Wait, no, no, no… that would be awkward…”
Donald merely sighed, as he leaned back in his seat and closed his eyes. Tim, ignoring Donald, climbed into the back seat as Lex smacked him with her cap.
“Don’t scare me,” She growled.
As she put her cap back on, Tim looked out into the rain through the goggles, enjoying the view. Tim pushed a button on the side which instantly activated night vision mode. Staring out through the back window of the Explorer, he could see the other vehicle the others were inhabiting. The image was a bright fluorescent green.
“Whoa, cool!” He said amazed. “Night vision.”
“Good idea, Tim!” Pinkie smiled widely. “We can play ‘I Spy’! Okay, okay, okay! I’ll go first. Let’s see… I Spy with my little eye…”
“Fence…” Daring Do answered.
“Hey, you’re pretty good at this!”
<>
While Tim watched, the door of the rear explorer opened, and a hand reached out, holding an empty canteen out to catch some rainwater. Grant pulled the canteen back in, closed the door, and took a drink. He soon shared it with the three ponies and dragon while they were waiting in the car.
As time went by, Tim continued to stare out the back window with the goggles swinging his legs -- but suddenly, he stopped. He felt something… a heavy thumping.
Boom… Boom… Boom…
Pulling off the goggles, turning slowly back, he proceeded to move into the back seat with Lex, who was tapping her hat. But he wasn’t the only one, as the ears of the four Equestrians perked up too.
“Do you feel that?” Tim asked.
However, his question garnered no response from his sister.
“I reckon I hear something,” Applejack told Tim.
Tim leaned over to the front passenger seat and looked at the two plastic cups of water sitting in the recessed holes on the dashboard. As he watched, the water in the glass vibrated, making concentric circular ripples -- then it stopped -- and then it vibrated again. Rhythmically, like footsteps.
Boom… Boom… Boom…
“What in Equestria is going on out there?” Rarity asked.
“M-Maybe it’s the power trying to come back on,” Gennaro theorized.
But the Equestrians were not entirely convinced. Within seconds, the thumping was growing increasingly louder. All of a sudden, Pinkie Pie started shaking uncontrollably in the car.
“U-U-U-U-U-U-U-h o-o-o-oh…” She shook. “S-S-S-S-S-Something b-b-big i-i-i-s c-c-c-c-coming…”
“What is that?” Lex asked.
“What is what?” Gennaro looked back.
“That’s a Pinkie sense,” Rarity spoke nervously. “Whenever she shakes that badly, it usually means a real doozy is coming, which tells me this doesn’t bode well for us.”
Tim jumped into the back seat and put the goggles on again. He turned to look out the side window. He could see the area within the T-Rex exhibit, where the goat was tethered… or was. The chain was still there, swinging along the stake, but the goat itself was gone. All the other eyes looked toward the scene, their faces widened with fear and confusion.
“Where’s the goat?” Lex asked.
BANG!!!
Everyone gasped in surprise, and a scream cried out from the rear car as something hit the Plexiglass sunroof of the Explorer, hard. They looked up… to a bloody, disembodied goat leg.
“Oh, Faust… oh, Faust…” Rarity gasped, horrified.
Tim whipped around to look out the side window again. His mouth popped open, but no sound came out. Through the goggles, he spotted an animal claw, a huge one, gripping the cables of the ‘electrified’ fence. Tim whipped the goggles off and pressed forward against the window. All eyes looked up, up, then craned their heads back further, to look out the sunroof. Past the goat’s leg, they could see --
Tyrannosaurus Rex… standing maybe twenty-five feet high, forty feet long from nose to tail, with an enormous, boxlike head that must be five feet long by itself. The remains of the goat hung from the rex’s mouth. It tilted its head back and swallowed the animal in one big gulp. Its eyes soon looked toward the vehicles, and its passengers.
“Oh, Jesus!” Gennaro hyperventilated. “Oh, Jesus!”
Unable to speak, Gennaro’s hand clawed for the door handle, he shouldered it open, and took off, out of the car. Every pony else in the car looked on in shock, while Lex was having a panic attack.
“He left us… he left us!” Lex freaked out. “He left us alone!”
“Shh, shh, shh…” Applejack hushed. “Don’t panic… just stay seated… no pony move…”
“Tell that to the lawyer,” Derring Do replied.
<>
On the road, Gennaro ran away as fast as he could. He raced right past the second car and bolted toward a cement block outhouse twenty or thirty yards away. He reached it, ducked inside, and pulled the door after him -- but there’s no latch, just a round hole in the unfinished door. Gennaro backed into a stall, frantic. The whole bathroom began to shake all around him.
His actions didn’t go unnoticed, as Dr. Grant, Dr. Malcolm, and the remainder of the Equestrians had watched Donald race toward the bathroom. Fluttershy was breathing very heavily, as Rainbow hugged her gently, the former having witnessed the carnage with the T-Rex and the goat. Rainbow did her best to calm her close friend down, but even Dash started feeling nervous.
“Now where does he think he’s going?” Grant asked.
“When you’ve gotta go, you gotta go,” Malcolm replied.
Another sound drew their attention. All eyes turned the other way, out the passenger window. As they watched, the fence began to buckle, its post collapsing into itself, the wires snapping free.
“Guys…why aren’t the fences working?” Spike asked nervously.
Grant and Twilight Sparkle now turned and watched as, ahead of them, the ‘DANGER!’ sign smacked down on the hood of the first Explorer. The entire fence was coming down, the posts collapsing, the cables snapping as Rainbow Dash looked toward the front car.
“A.J….” Rainbow Dash gasped.
In the other car, the remaining passengers looked on in shock realizing the severity of the situation.
“Rainbow…” Applejack whispered.
“Dr. Grant?” Lex spoke worriedly.
Finally, the T-rex chewed its way through the barrier. They watched in horror as the T-rex stepped over the ruined barrier and into the middle of the park road. It stood there for a moment, swinging its head from one vehicle to the other. And then it gave a mighty roar which bellowed across the land.
“God, do I hate being right all the time,” Ian muttered.
“Great whickering stallions!” Dr. Whooves gasped. “Look at that! The ‘Tyrannosaurus Rex’ in the flesh!”
“Not the best time to admire the scenery, Doc!” Spike muttered. “We have a situation here.”
The T-rex turned and strode quickly back towards them. It circled, slowly, bending over to look in at them through the window. Grant and Malcolm sat trembling in the front seat, while the Equestrians kept still in the back. They watched as the giant legs strode past their windows.
“Keep absolutely still,” Alan whispered harshly. “Its vision is based on movement.”
“You’re sure?!” Fluttershy whimpered.
“… Relatively.”
<>
Back in the second car, Lex rummer around in the back cargo area, looking for something, anything. Eventually, she pulled out a flashlight, which turned on. The front car lit up from within as Lex switched on the flashlight. The dinosaur raised its head. It turned slowly from the second car to the first, drawn by its light. Its mind made up, with intention of finding food, it strode over to the first vehicle… fast.
“Turn the light off… turn the light off…” Alan muttered.
“It’s Lex!” Rainbow Dash pointed out. “What does she think she’s doing?!”
“She’s setting herself and her brother as bait for the T. Rex!” Twilight Sparkle realized.
“Our friends!” Fluttershy reeled up.
<>
Tim and Lex could only stare out the windows as the T-rex reached their car and started to circle it.
“Turn the light off!” Tim begged.
“It’s coming this way!” Daring Do whispered, pointing out.
The rex strode around to the side of the car and peered down, from high above. Tim leapt into the front seat and pulled the driver’s door shut. Both kids are terrified, breathing heavily, unable to speak. The Equestrians were just as frightened as the beast stared toward them.
“Just go away!” Rarity hissed. “Please go away!”
“Rarity, hush!” Applejack shushed harshly.
The rex bent down and looked in through the front windshield, then the side window. Lex was eye to eye with the thing for a second, as she shined her light toward the creature making its pupils shrink. The dinosaur raised its head up, above the car, as everyone and every pony eyed each other.
Suddenly, the T-rex roared, causing the kids and the ponies to cover their ears. By the time it stopped, it leaned toward the car causing the group to shift to the other side as far from the beast as they could. Soon the Rex nudged the car a bit causing several of them to scream out of fear. Soon as the car went still, Tim and the others gathered by Lex frantically trying to turn the flashlight off.
“Hurry! Turn it off!” Tim cried out.
“I’m sorry -- I’m sorry --” Lex cried, panicking.
“Where’s the button?” Applejack asked.
“I don’t know, I don’t know. I’m sorry --”
“Why’d you do this?” Daring Do asked. “You’re the one who turned it on--
“I don’t know! I’m sorry!”
The arguing between the siblings and the ponies caught the T-Rex’s attention. This didn’t go unnoticed as Pinkie Pie was well aware they were being watched. She eyed the beast as her shaking kept going.
“G-G-G-G-G-Guys…” Pinkie chattered, pointing rapidly.
The kids and the other ponies looked up, through the sunroof, as the head went higher, and higher, and higher. Then the rex turned, looked straight down at them through the sunroof, opened it mouth wide and -- disaster struck!
SMASH!!!
The thing’s head struck the plastic sunroof, knocking the whole frame right out of the roof of the car and down into the vehicle. The bubble fell down onto the passengers, trapping them, and the animal lunged down, through the hole, snapping at them as they screamed in unison. The Plexiglas was the only thing between the passengers and the massive jaws of the hungry carnivore. Protecting them while pinning them down to their seats. All the while, the T-rex pushed down, the glass groaned, crack lines racing across it, and parts of it threatening to break. Tim, whose feet were caught above him, pushed back, only an inch of glass between him and the dinosaur’s teeth. While they all screamed in ultimate fear, the T-Rex had only one thing on her mind: Good, and she’d get to them no matter what it took.
Back in the second car, Grant, Malcolm, and Twilight’s group could only watch in horror (Ian wiping off the mist inside the car window) as the dinosaur clawed at the side of the vehicle with one of its powerful thigh legs. It pushed, starting to tip the car over. Then she pushed the cart a second time and managed to topple the car upside down and caused the passengers inside the second car to fall over each other, screaming in fear.
“Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness!” Fluttershy panicked.
“We gotta do something!” Rainbow insisted.
“What can we do?” Dr. Whooves asked.
“Anything! Our friends are in danger!” Twilight Sparkle pointed out.
Soon as the Explorer tilted, all the glass windows shattered, and the passengers were thrown to the side. The rex bent down, nudging the car with its head, rolling it around and sending the passengers tumbling.
The T-rex started to nudge the Explorer toward the barrier. Over the barrier was a gently terraced area at one side where the rex emerged from. But the car wasn’t next to that, it was next to a sharp precipice, representing a fifty or sixty foot drop. The car, upside down now, was pushed near the edge. The rex towered over the car. Like a dog, it put one foot on the chassis and tore at the undercarriage with its jaws. Biting at anything it can get a hold of and it ripped the rear axle free, tossing it aside. It bit into the tire, and it exploded, startling the animal… but only briefly. The T-rex proceeded to chew the tire, swinging all the passengers from side to side.
Seeing the danger, Grant looked around and climbed over the seat. He tore apart the back area, searching -- and finally found a metal case. He opened it and found the flares. He proceeded to grab one and moved quickly back to the driver’s seat and opened the door. Twilight and her group proceeded to grab some more, racing out to join Grant. Not one of them spotted Malcolm grabbing a flare too.
Tim, Lex, and the ponies were screaming with fear, while they were trapped inside the rapidly flattening car. As the frame continued to buckle, they crawled toward the open rear window, the car collapsing behind them. Mud and rainwater poured into what little space remained. Along with the siblings, a few of the ponies were bleeding and caked in mud. Tim was ahead, nearing the back window, when there was a ‘crunch’ and a seat came down, pinning him down. Applejack tried to use her leg muscles to push the seat off of Tim, but the weight of the beast standing atop their car made it harder.
The dinosaur backed up, dragging the Explorer, swinging it left and right. It seemed ready to fling it over the edge. Alan and Rainbow Dash were out of the car, each one holding a flare, which they pulled the top off of. Bright flames shot out the end of it as Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Spike & Dr. Whooves gathered before the T-rex.
“HEY!!!” Alan and Dash shouted, waving the flares.
“Hey stupid! Over here!” Rainbow Dash waved her free wing.
The other ponies in the downed vehicle peered from the back, watching as the T-rex turned to look at their saviors, roaring loudly. Alan and Rainbow Dash both waved their flares slowly, side-to-side, while the others followed suit. The T-rex followed their moving arms (And wings in the case of the Pegasi), the beast’s eyes were locked on the flare. Grant motioned toward the wall, which the heroes were quick to catch on to. They tossed the flares over the edge of the barrier (Rainbow Dash being the farthest) and the rex lunged after it --
Unclear with Grant’s plan, Malcom lit up his own flare inside the first vehicle and leapt out trying to scare up the T-rex’s attention with his own newly lit flare.
“Hey! Hey! Hey!” Ian shouted, waving at the animal.
Grant, the four ponies, and Spike saw him, horrified by what he was doing.
“IAN, FREEZE!!!” Alan & the ponies shouted, in unison.
“What’re you doing?!” Spike shouted.
“Get the kids!” Ian shouted.
“No, Mr. Malcolm!” Daring Do called out. “Get rid of the flare!
Malcolm inched back slowly, then took off, running for his life down the road and straight toward the cement block outhouse Gennaro went into earlier. The T-rex saw the movement, whirled about, and took off after Malcolm, fast.
“Get the kids!” Ian shouted, mid-run.
“Get rid of the flare!” Dr. Whooves cried out.
“Mr. Malcolm!!!” Twilight Sparkle shouted.
Twilight Sparkle and Spike fired beams of magic, and balls of flame respectively, toward the T-rex while Ian hurled the flare away… but it’s too late. Malcolm ran as fast as he could, approaching the outside just steps ahead of the T-rex but not far enough ahead. Without even slowing down, the rex leaned forward intending to snatch Malcolm in its jaws.
In the restroom, Gennaro cowered in a corner praying to the heavens.
“Hail Mary, full of grace, the lord be with--”
All of a sudden, Gennaro could hear the heavy thumping of rushing footsteps and peering through the hole in the door, he could see the T-rex coming. Screaming, he slammed the door of the stall shut. Just as the T-rex exploded through the front of the building, flicking Malcolm into the air with its snout and sending chunks of cement flying in all directions inside. It’s just a nudge for the rex, but it sent Malcolm sailing right through a wooden portion of the wall, and through the building. Ian was soon knocked down and buried under the collapsing roof.
The remainder of the bathroom collapsed, even the stalls. Gennaro tried to protect himself from the falling junk but soon the poor lawyer was left exposed, seated on the toilet as he looked up toward the T-rex, which hovered over him. He was scared stiff, shivering in the cold rain and never taking its eyes off the monster.
“No! No! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!”
The T-rex snapped him up in her massive jaws, swinging him around to his death, devouring him bit by bit.
<>
Out on the road, Grant, the ponies, and Spike watched as the T-rex nosed around the rubble till it found something. They witnessed the beast lunging, and could hear Gennaro screaming, the sound piercing -- until it abruptly stopped. Too late to save the lawyer, and not knowing what became of Malcolm, they scrambled toward the toppled Explorer.
“Tim! Lex!” Grant called out.
“Applejack! Daring Do!” Rainbow Dash shouted. “Are you okay?
“Dr. Grant! Ms. Sparkle!” Lex shouted. “Ms. Fluttershy! Dr. Whooves! Spike, help!”
Grant lay on the ground, looking inside, and saw Lex staring up at him, conscious, her face covered in mud. To say the rest of the Equestrians were worse for wear was an understatement.
“Rarity, are you okay?” Twilight Sparkle asked. “Can you move?”
“Do I look all right?” Rarity cried out. “Please, get me out of here!”
“Don’t worry, don’t worry!” Dr. Whooves assured. “We got you!”
As the group helped the passengers out of the car, one by one, Tim was wincing in pain. His legs and feet were trapped by the seat of the vehicle.
“I’m stuck!” Tim cried out. “The seat’s got my feet.”
“Don’t worry, we’ll get you next!” Fluttershy assured.
“You’re alright, you’re okay,” Alan consoled Tim.
“Pinkie Pie’s knocked out,” Spike said, dragging her out. “Pinkie, wake up!”
“I don’t feel like farm work, Daddy…” Pinkie rambled, unconsciously. “Five more minutes…”
“Come on, darling!” Rarity pulled Pinkie. “Let’s get you out.”
The Equestrians and Lex were out, not unscathed but otherwise okay. Rainbow Dash wrapped her wings around Applejack and Daring Do, relieved that they were okay. But soon, Applejack and Daring Do had leaned back toward the car trying to find Tim.
“Tim? Tim?” Applejack called out.
Lex stared toward the distance and screamed. Derring Do and Grant whirled around, covering her mouth at the same time.
“Don’t move!” Alan instructed.
“She can’t see us if we don’t move,” Daring Do assured.
“Assuming the theory hasn’t been discredited,” Dr. Whooves spoke hopefully.
Lex looked at them like they were crazy but froze… and they waited.
BOOM!
A big T-rex footprint smacked down in front of them as the dinosaur approached the car again. It leaned down, right past them, and sniffed the car, ragged bits of flesh and clothing hung from its teeth. Not finding anything, the dinosaur swung its head away, snorting loudly through its nose blowing Alan, Applejack & Daring Do’s hats off (The two ponies quickly caught their hats in mid-air). The Rex walked to the back of the car, bending down. Alan, Lex, the ponies, and Spike stayed perfect still while its attention was away from them.
WHAP!!!
The car spun as it was pushed from behind by the Rex. Grant and the group were pushed in front of it, helpless before the beast. They scrambled around on their knees, trying to keep ahead of the car, which the rex now pushed even closer to the edge of the barrier. They crawled quickly, but the car moved faster, catching up on them.
Inside the car, Tim was wide awake and screaming his head off. He tried desperately to untangle himself from this precarious predicament. But even if he got out, with that beast outside, he’d still be in mortal danger. On the road, the T-rex loomed over Lex and Grant, along with the Equestrians (Minus the winged members), who are trapped between the car and the sixty foot drop.
The Rex bent down and spotted the boy. Tim tried to back away, furiously, but there’s almost no room to move in there. The rex opened its mouth wide and stretched its tongue into the car. Tim screamed as the tongue tried to wrap around him. Failing, it withdrew from the car.
On the road, the T-rex still tried to get to the humans and Equestrians, pushing the car, spinning on its roof. They scrambled about, trying to avoid being caught by the T-rex and crushed by the car.
“Timmy! Timmy!” Lex cried out.
“Tim!” Alan shouted.
“Applejack, get on my back!” Twilight Sparkle called out.
“Mr. Turner, hop on!” Daring Do shouted.
“You got it!” Dr. Whooves nodded quickly.
“Every pony, this way!” Rainbow Dash shouted.
The nonflying ponies climbed the backs of their winged friends just as the car almost crushed them against the barrier. They moved, as the rex continued moving the car towards the edge. Grant finally climbed onto the wall, with Lex following. The T-rex roared in frustration, bending down for one final lunge at the car. Seeing it coming, Grant grabbed one of the dangling fence cables on the other side of the barrier.
“Grab a hold of me!” Grant told Lex.
She wrapped her arm around his neck. Grant scrambled to the edge of the barrier and began to climb down.
“Timmy! Timmy!” Lex screamed.
The Equestrians looked down, noticing that the cable was slick with rain. All Grant could do was hang on as he and Lex slid rapidly down. Above them, the vehicle teetered over the edge, threatening to drop right on top of them if they didn’t hurry. Grant gasped, as Lex had unwittingly started to choke him as she held on for dear life.
“Lex! You’re choking me!” Grant gasped.
The car was groaning now, nearly over the edge. Hovering by the group, looking around frantically, Twilight Sparkle turned to the side and spotted some other cables, out of the line of the car’s impending drop.
“Lex, grab that wire!” Twilight instructed.
His feet scrambling along the concrete wall, Grant tried to swing over towards the closest wire for Lex to reach… only to fall short. His momentum carried them back the other way, but with a little push from Daring Do and Rainbow Dash during the second swing Lex managed to grab hold of the second cable.
“I got it!” Lex shouted.
The car fell past them, barely missing them along with the other ponies (And Spike) as it ‘crunched’ into the leafy top of a tree, resting on its roof some fifteen feet below them.
“Timmy!!!” Fluttershy cried out.
The T-rex stared down toward them, but the Equestrians were hovering safely out of reach while their surviving human friends cling onto the second cable for dear life. It roared once more, in a final fit of frustration as the Equestrians looked on. One thing was absolutely certain for our heroes: The dinosaurs are now on the loose and little did they know, it was all under the act of one man who cut off the power just to steal some embryos for another company.
<>
Back in the control room, John Hammond was pacing back and forth muttering to himself. To suggest this man was livid was an understatement. The only thought racing in his head right now was ‘I will kill Nedry… I will kill him’. All of a sudden, Hammond turned just as Muldoon burst through the door.
“Well?” Hammond asked anxiously.
“There’s no sign of him anywhere,” Muldoon shook his head.
All the while the game show music grew louder and faster now, driving the people inside far beyond ‘annoyed’.
“Ray will you please stop that music?!” Hammond shouted.
Ray Arnold’s cigarette practically burned his lips, down to almost nothing in his mouth. He hovered over Nedry’s computer terminal, which was a mass of incomprehensible commands that scrolled by quickly as he futilely examined each one of them. As Muldoon paced about, Ellie, who had arrived a few minutes earlier, stared at Arnold in amazement.
“Are we getting anywhere with these procedures of yours?” Ellie asked. “I mean, what’s hanging us up?”
“I ran a key check on every stroke Nedry entered today,” Arnold explained. “It’s all pretty standard stuff, until this one –
“What one?”
Ellie stood up to join Arnold at the computer. Arnold pointed to his computer screen, to a specific series of commands. The others crowded over his shoulder and stared at the screen together.
“’Keycheck/space -o keycheck off safety -o”,” Arnold continued. “He’s turning the safety systems off. He doesn’t want anybody to see what he’s about to do. Now, look at this next entry, it’s the kicker: ‘Wht.rbt.obj.’. Whatever it did, it did it all. But with Keycheck off, the computer didn’t file the keystrokes. So, the only way to find them now is to go through the computer’s lines of codes, one by one.”
“How many lines of code are there?” Ellie asked.
“Uh – about two million.”
“Two million – great.”
“Yeah.”
“Robert – I wonder if perhaps you would be good enough to take a gas jeep and bring back my grandchildren,” Hammond requested.
“Sure,” Muldoon nodded, walking away.
“I’m going with him,” Ellie volunteered.
Soon, Muldoon and Ellie head for the door. Hammond turned, staring out the windows at the front of the control room. He’s gone pale, and he’s sweating, wrapped up in a million thoughts. Hammond leaned on his cane, and for the first time he looked as though he was actually using it. Behind him, Ray Arnold’s voice called to him, but he didn’t hear it.
“John…” Arnold called out. “John!”
Hammond turned, finally hearing Arnold.
“I can’t get Jurassic Park back online without Dennis Nedry,” Arnold admitted.
<>
Later in the night, as the rain continued to pour down, a gas-powered jeep roared down another park road. Dennis Nedry drove the jeep as fast as he could under these treacherous conditions. He muttered to himself, shaking his head as he drove to where he hoped would be the East dock.
“Shoulda been there by now,” Nedry muttered, frustrated. “Shoulda been there—”
He hauled the jeep around a corner, splashing through the puddles, and looked down, checking his watch. When he looked back up, his eyes went wide. There’s a white wood guard rail fence, right in front of him. Panicking, Nedry stomped on the brakes as hard as he could. The jeep fishtailed, skidding out of control in the mud towards the fence. Nedry hauled the wheel hard to the side, trying to control the skid, but the jeep skidded off the road, going halfway over the muddied embankment.
Nedry dropped the car in reverse and hit the gas. The wheels spun, sending mud flying everywhere, but the jeep was stuck on a fallen tree. With nowhere to go, the vehicle was just digging into the air.
“God damn it!!!” Nedry grunted.
Nedry couldn’t believe his luck. Here he was so close to the biggest payday of his life, and he was going to be late. Frustrated, he stepped out of the jeep and looked around… when suddenly, he stopped.
“There’s the road!”
Sure enough, Nedry could see another park road, down the sloping embankment, just twenty feet below. There was a large sign alongside the road. Nedry leaned forward excitedly to get a better look. It read ‘TO EAST DOCK’. Stressed out and with little time left, he scrambled to the front of the jeep. He proceeded to crank the winch coil from the front end of the jeep.
“No problem. Winch this sucker off the thing…” Nedry mumbled to himself. “Tie it to a thing there – pull it down the thing – and pull it back up.”
While pulling the coil, Nedry lost his balance and slipped – falling back on his rear. He slid down the muddy embankment, across the road below. Pissed, he pushed himself to his knees and searched for his now missing glasses.
“My glasses!” Nedry muttered, exasperated. “I can afford more glasses!”
Dennis stood and grabbed the winch, approaching a sturdy-looking tree on the other side.
“Oh, jeez!” Nedry groaned, stubbing his toe.
From the distance, there was a soft hooting sound followed by some movement in the bushes. Nedry looked around for the source of both the sound and the movement… but he doesn’t find it.
He nervously checked his watch and went back to the winch, but faster.
“I got time! I can make it!” Nedry told himself. “You can do this Dennis; you can do this. No problem – pop this thing right down –”
Just as Nedry clenched the winch tightly around the tree, hooking itself to the cable, the hotting came again and Nedry turned… but again, nothing.
“Hello?” Nedry called out.
A figure ducked around the tree and popped out on the other side, hooting playfully. Nedry looked around one side of the tree – nothing. It popped up again on the other side, hooting again. Nedry looked, again… nothing… again. It seemed like a friendly game of hide-and-seek, but Nedry was starting to get rattled.
“That’s nice,” Nedry spoke nervously. “Gotta go. I’m getting out of here; c’mon Dennis, you can make it!”
With the winch secured, Dennis followed the cable across the road, back toward the embankment. He froze, as he felt something behind him. He turned around slowly and saw: A Dilophosaur. It stood only about four feet high, spotted like an owl, and had a brilliant colored crest that flanked its head. It didn’t look very dangerous; in fact, it’s kind of cute.
“Oh. Uh – nice boy,” Nedry stammered nervously, adjusting his coat. “NICE BOY! Nice dinosaur… thought you were one of your big brothers. You’re not so bad… you’re not so bad. Okay, run along! Go on! Go home!”
But the dilophosaur just stared at Nedry, tilting its head curiously.
“What do you want?” Nedry continued. “What do you want? You want food? Are you hungry? Look at me! I just fell down a hill, I’m soaking wet! I don’t have any food for you! I have no food on me! I have nothing on me! They’ll feed you! Go, boy… girl? Whatever.”
Seeing he wasn’t getting anywhere, Nedry looked around on the ground and found a nearby stick. He picked it up and started poking at the dilophosaurus.
“Play fetch? Play fetch?” He spoke as if talking to a dog. “Look stick. See stick! Yeah! Look, look! Stick! Look stick! STICK STUPID! Fetch the stick, boy!”
He threw the stick as far as he could. The dilophosaurus was getting into the spirit of the game, but not the object. Instead, it just looked at Nedry.
“Lame brain! What’s the matter with you?” Nedry spoke in frustration. “No wonder you’re extinct!”
He shooked his head, starting back towards the jeep.
“Walnut brain… extinct kangaroo…” Nedry muttered to himself. “Hope I run you over when I get back down—”
Nedry neared the top, approaching the jeep, when the dilophosaur suddenly hopped right toward him, starting him. Nedry nearly lost his balance and fell back, right on his rear. He looked back, seeing this dinosaur had no intent of leaving.
“I said… beat it!” Nedry shouted. “What are you do—”
Suddenly, the animal hissed loudly. Its bright colored fin around its neck flared wildly, two bulbous sacs on either side of its neck inflated. It reared its head back again – and it spat!
SPLAT!!!
A big glob of something wet smacked into the middle of Nedry’s chest. He reached down and touched the goo dribbling down his slicker.
“Disgusting!!!” Nedry muttered.
SPLAT!!!
Another glob of goo smacked into the highlight, inches from Nedry’s head. He stood up, a look of confusion across his face as he lifed his right hand toward the car door, the one he touched the spit with. As he got back on his feet, looking at it strangely, he turned briefly back toward the dinosaur.
POW!!!
“GEEHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!”
This time the goo hit Nedry smack in the face. He screamed and rubbed it away, frantically. Because it hurts… like hell. Nedry fell back, clawing his eyes, in excruciating pain. He pulled his hands away, starting to hyperventilate. He flailed his arms in front of him, blinking a mile a minute, but blinded. He staggered forward, trying to get into the jeep. He propped the door open but smacked his head on the door frame and collapsed.
The can of shaving cream flew out of Nedry’s jacket pocket – and tumbled into runoff water, down the muddy hillside. Nedry got to his feet again and staggered in the general direction of the jeep. He reached the open door and felt his way in, then slammed the door shut. For a moment, he thought he was safe…
Until he heard another hiss… from inside the jeep…
Nedry turned and the dilophosaur was right there, in the passenger seat. It hissed louder than before, its crest fanned angrily, vibrating, reaching a crescendo leaving Nedry with nowhere to go. And then…
The dilophosaur pounced, slamming Nedry back against the driver’s window, nearly shattering it. Nedry shrieked his death cries while the creature devoured him slowly, warranting his plan a total failure. Down below, rain and mud proceeded to wash over the Barbasol shaving cream can, burying it along with all the embryos never to be seen again by human eyes and none would ever know they were stolen.
Here we arrive toward one of the few memorable moments of the movie. A dominos effect where one man turns off the system for a few minutes, if not seconds, and chaos erupts on what was essentially going to be a typical weekend of touring the island. But the biggest thus far is the release of the T-Rex, terrorizing the tour group and almost turned a pair of children into mincemeat. But karma would eventually fall upon the villain of this movie, someone not even the Mane Six and company met directly. In an attempt to steal the embryos and make the boat back to the mainland, not only does he wreck his only means of transportation, but he gets turned into lunch by a poisonous spewing dinosaur. Whether or not these creatures actually spit venom or not, we have to imagine just how painful that must be.
As for our heroes, it's going to be a very long night trying to get out of this jungle and reunite with the remainder of those still on the island. Though if they're expecting any rescue parties to come find them... have I got bad news for them.
One of the most famous scenes in the Jurassic franchise and one of my favorites too.
Thanks for also using a bit of my Quote Suggestions as well, Lord Enigma!
And by three, I mean 1
11614602
You can say that again Cortez. Definitely, one of the most famous scenes there is
Things just got serious
Whoa, this definitely brings back memories.
Okay, onto the comment section for the Galaxy branch
*Was busy writing my other stories, picking up Game Quest again, drawing the Color Wheel Challenge when I got pulled back into the CA again*
Welp. Back to the salt mine...
When I saw that T-Rex as kid, I was just grining like a total goof. I mean, seriously, you can't deny that T-Rex is so freaking awesome! Now I know how Nostalgia Critc feels.
*Checks the chapter have to work with now*
"It's over 9000!!!!!!!!"
Yakko Warner: "WHAT?! 9000?!"
Until I can get working on the rest of the chapter, here's a snippet of MY P.O.V. of my adventure in the movie.
Extra Cut
Too bad for me (Phantom-Dragon), I didn’t bring along my umbrella, or even a raincoat! Then again, I didn’t exactly planned on going on another Cinematic Adventure before I was dragged along for the ride to begin with.
If I had wanted to be in on this adventure, then I would’ve been more prepared from the start.
So, instead, I’ve been trudging behind, dragging my feet in the mud, battling through the blind rain.
Me: (Shouting) “HEY! BOSS? CURTAIN? QUILL? WHERE ARE YOU?”
Yakko Warner: “Marco!”
Dot Warner: “Polo!”
Wakko Warner: “Who’s Marco? And what’s a Polo?”
Yeah…I’m lost. We’re lost.
Me: “Hey! Wait a minute!” (I turned to the Warner Siblings) “Can you guys maybe use your fourth wall breaking abilities to get my umbrellas and raincoats from my office? Because we’re definitely gonna need them.”
Yakko Warner: “Uuuuuh, we can manage.” (To Dot and Wakko) “Hey, any of you guys packed our portable cartoon holes?”
Dot Warner: (Points to Wakko) “Wakko’s got them!”
Wakko Warner: “Uh, lemme see.” (Looks down in his shirt) “Nope.” (Pulls off his “shoes”) “Nu-uh.” (Puts his “sock” back on and rummages through his “pockets” ) “No. My eyes are up here.” (Takes off his hat) “Ah, here we go!”
Wakko throws a cartoon hole and puts one of his hands in to rummage through my office.
Wakko: (Pulls out a chair) “Nope.”(Tosses the chair aside and pulls out a diamond) “Nope.” (Tosses aside the diamond and pulls out Doc and Rain Shine's wedding photo) “Nope.”(throws it aside)
Me: “HEEEEEYYYYY!!!!” (I jumped and caught the photo)
Then he grabs Sludge and pulls him through.
Wakko: “One fat dragon? Nope!” (And Wakko tossed him aside too)
Sludge: “Hey! Watch it! I’m precious cargo!”
Me: (Notices Sludge) “What the—Sludge?! What were you doing in my office?!”
Sludge: (Sweating) “Uh…I, uh…I was certainly not looking for the key to the food vault in the theater. Hehehe.”
Me: (Cracking my knuckles) “You…you fat…freeloading…”
Sludge: “Uh, nice catching up with you! Uh, see ya!” (He makes a hasty retreat, passing Yakko)
Me: “COME BACK HERE YOU—“ (I looked at Yakko) “Didn’t you see that dragon running pass you?”
Yakko: (Points to Sludge) “You mean that runaway dragon just now? What about him?”
Me: (To Yakko) “…Let’s just say we have history.”
Yakko: “You two were in history classes together? Wow! Sounds nostalgic. I remember being in history classes with our old friend Buddy, and every time we took a test on the Looney Tunes, the Merry Melodies, and the Silly Symphonies, we would always flunk because we didn’t answer the questions with questions. And then we were late for class, I was naked! I fell off a cliff and I couldn’t scream and—“
Me: “Not that kind of history, Yakko! And TMI! Too much information!” (Shouts after Sludge) “YOU STILL HAVE AN OVERDUE BILL TO PAY, SLUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGGEEEEEE!!!!”
Wakko Warner: (To me) “Hey! Don’t get your socks wet. I’ve got the raincoats and an umbrella!”
Wakko gives me the umbrella, which I opened, and waters poured all over me.
Extra Cut
Me: “Ha! There you are bosses!”
After stumbling in the rain for a long while, the Warner Siblings and I found Quill Cast and Curtain Calls…or what we thought were the silhouettes…
I’m the only human here, while my bosses are in their pony avatars…is my human body an avatar? Or is my avatar in human form? Oh well…
As I was saying, we were looking for two ponies and two raptors, when we came across…
Wakko Warner: “Hey there, Fido! Who’s a good puppy? Uncle Wakko’s got a nice fat juicy steak for you! With mustard~!”
Yakko Warner: “He’s not a puppy, Wakko. And I’m no dinosaur chef, but I don’t think he likes mustard. And I don’t think his name is Fido…”
Dot Warner: “And I don’t remember any of your bosses Velociraptors having a big hairdo like Elvis Presley…”
Dot was right. Because instead of Velociraptors, we just ran into…
camo.fimfiction.net/oESjJT2CcEyeHrXh61Or1poyJ_JR9qvkGCd6fBEZcac?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fjurassicpark%2Fimages%2Fe%2Fef%2FDilophosaurus_Render.png%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20220425014454
Me: (Gasps) “Oh EXCUSE US!!!”
I was the first to run for my life, with Yakko and Dot following suit.
Yakko Warner: (To me) “WAIT FOR US, DOC!”
The Dilophosaurus were all screeching and screaming, while Wakko stayed behind, holding up his steak.
Wakko Warner: “What? No mustard? Okay then.” (He licks the mustard off the steak) “There! All clean! Now you hungry? YOW!!!”
One of the Dilophosaurus gobbled up the steak, right out of Wakko’s hands, nearly taking his arms with it. But he had retracted them back into his shirt, before he sprouted them back out.
Wakko Warner: “Yeesh! And mama said I was a big eater?”
Dot stretched a hand out and dragged Wakko away, and the chase resumed.
Yakko Warner: “Age before beauty! And that means us 90s cartoons, Doc!”
The Warner Siblings were running ahead of me.
Me: “No! Guys! Don’t leave me!”
Little did I know, running behind me, also being chased by the Dilophosaurus pack, was none other than Sludge.
The fat dragon has lots of more meat on him, so the carnivorous dinosaurs interests were on him.
Sludge: “HELP! SOMEBODY SAVE ME! SAVE ME! SAVE MEEEEE!!!”
Little did we know, our actions will lead to karma at its finest, with one Dennis Nedry.
Next>>
Oh, Nedry, you should know crime NEVER pays in the end.
(Sarcasm) "Great. Now I've only got 8,810 more words left."
11614657
"Nope," – Big Mac.
Although, the movie version has done a good job dialing down his death scene compared to the novel. Take a look! It's in a book. But you don't have to take my word for it.
Pinky: "EGAD, Brain! The new chapter is out! WE'RE ON TV!"
The Brain: "Hardly. The narrator(s) didn't mention us, like they had for those three girls in Harry Potter."
Pinky: "But we were on TV the whole time~! HA HA HA! NARF! Hello! Stephen Spielberg! IT'S US! Pinky and the Brain! We're on TV!"
*BONK*
The Brain: "Pinky! Need I remind you that we are trying to take over the world? And for our latest scheme to work, we are hatching hybrid dinosaurs!"
Pinky: "But aren't we a little too early for those movies, Brain?"
The Brain: "...Not for long."
11614652
11614646
11614644
11614626
11614619
11614615
11614601
11614602
Discord's Theatre, Galaxy Branch
Postwar: (realizing who they were) What the...are they...?!!
Sunset Shimmer: Who are they?!
Postwar: My...(whispered who they were, which shocked her)
Sunset Shimmer: But what are they doing here?!
Postwar: I don't know. But for whatever reason, it can't be good.
Byph: Oh sure, you say that now, but wait until you do see them.
Petro: Oh, come on. How bad could they be?
Katochi: You say that now, but wait until much later.
Cal Kestis: I don't think it's appropriate to ask about another's personal life.
Sunset Shimmer: Agreed, we have a little something called doctor patient confidentiality for a reason.
Postwar: And trust me, they take their jobs at that very seriously.
Zatt: Especially when hiding from their former lovers, which we sometimes get a lot.
Ganodi: More like trying to buy some time for him to escape just to find a reason to get rich.
Katochi: *sigh* At least Hondo had more common sense.
Postwar: Uh, you're joking, right?
Postwar: Hey, this isn't Terminator, save it for the future.
Sunset Shimmer: You've seen that movie too?
Postwar: What can I say, Arnie S will always be my number one favorite action hero.
Petro: And then the big bad...
Postwar: *grabs Petro and glares at him* Don't even think about it.
Ganodi and Gungi growled at the same time, not believing what he was doing.
Byph: He really did that?
Postwar: Trust me, in a world where I once came from, people would do anything to make money, no matter who had to suffer.
Sunset Shimmer: *sighs* Such is the world we all live in.
Zatt: Oh, the suspense is killing me.
Sunset Shimmer: I...*gulp*, know what you mean. *she held onto Postwar's arm out of fright*
Postwar then quickly texted Arctic to comfort both Fluttershy and Sonata, for things are about to get tense
Petro: Okay, even I know that's a bad timing for pranks.
Katochi: For once. *This caused everyone to laugh whilst Petro blushed and grumbled in embarrasment*
Everyone yelped in shock, even the padawans were holding onto one another, whilst Sunset held onto Postwar for dear life. Though Postwar wasn't a fan of suspense, he couldn't help but smile from the embrace of his special lady.
Byph: Holy...
Zatt: Quac...
Petro and Katochi: Amole...
Sunset Shimmer: Oh, why did it have to be about dinosaurs?
Postwar: *whisper* So should I put the costume away for when you really wanna have fun?
Sunset blushed in embarrassment and slapped Postwar on the shoulder, prompting him to laugh.
Postwar: And there he is, the king of all beasts.
Cal Kestis: That thing's almost as fierce as a Rancor.
Postwar: Trust me, with all the beasties I've seen, you ain't seen nothing yet.
next
Nedry's death was always a classic, and an even more classic scene with the T-Rex approaching the jeep and rumbling of the glass of water. Parodied before several times.
While I’m working on the next commentary(s), please enjoy this music video of this movie, sung by Cheese Sandwich!
Jurassic Park — Weird Al
Previous
Discord's Theatre, Galaxy Branch
Postwar: Until they find a way to upgrade them.
Ganodi: They can do that?
Rex: It's possible. They did the same way for the clones when they started making us for the war.
Sunset Shimmer: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
Postwar holds her tight to make sure that she's safe.
Zatt: Somebody do something!!!
Everyone yelped as some held onto each other. Even Cal was shocked out of his mind from what he was seeing.
Cal Kestis: And I thought the Rancors were terrifying.
Everyone was too terrified to speak. However, Postwar was suddenly having flashbacks from the times of his first battle. Something that he wanted to forget. Something...that traumatized him.
Petro: Hey, Alan and Rainbow are up to something!!
Cal Kestis: Knowing Rainbow, it would probably be something very brave, or very stupid.
Sunset Shimmer: Knowing her, I wouldn't be surprised.
Katochi: Wow, he's saving the kids!!
Zatt: That is one brave guy.
Gungi on the other hand, growled a bit as he realized that this was not going to end well for him.
Everyone else felt shocked and sickened from what they have seen, so they took a quick recess to do their uh, doing something in the toilet. Postwar on the other hand looked calm, but couldn't help but have flashbacks of his past, which he had to stay calm for the sake of others.
Byph: Come on!! Hurry and get them out of there!!
Petro: Yeah, hurry before that dinosaur comes back!!!
Petro: Eeeergh, the suspense is killing us here!!
Sunset Shimmer: Somebody, tell us what's happened already!!
Ganodi: I hope those two kids will be okay.
Zatt: As well as everyone else.
Katochi: Not the kind of adventure we were expecting.
Postwar: Meh, for most of us, it's like Tuesday.
Zatt: So in the meantine, all of them are stuck out there, they're here trying to fix the problem.
Postwar: Computers are complicated that way. You get used to it overtime.
Postwar: Oh, this is going to be good.
Ganodi: Karma is going to hit him big time.
Ganodi: Yes!! Finally!!
Petro: Sometimes I worry about you.
Meanwhile, in a past long forgotten. We see the mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex hunt and kill it's next meal.
This chapter had me rattled and worried sick for our pony/human heroes, Dennis got his karma, always a classic, *whew* fantastic chapter, cant wait for more adventure
In the words of Jerry Seinfeld, "That's a shame."
11614659
im sure it did.
You know what they say: karma's a bitch.
Hah, nice.
Or maybe I guessed wrong there! Haven't seen either film, but they look like a lot of fun!
11614602
11614601
11614619
11614626
11614646
Future G5
Discord Memorial Cinema
Hitch: Woah! What a storm.
Me: It’s common to find storms like that in the southern tropical climate. There have even been records of waves reaching up to…40 meters, I think.
Zipp: Forty meters?! No way!
Me: Yes way.
Sunny: This storm’s going to cause problems. I hope everypony will be okay.
Me: (aside) For the most part.
Tinny: You alright, Red?
Red: (thoughts) I don’t like storms. They remind me of the Bike Shop on a dark and empty street at night.
Tinny: Red, try not to think about any of that.
Red: (thoughts) I will try.
Me: There was a very destructive hurricane in Florida about a year ago, and they’re still cleaning up the damage and filing for insurance claims. It made all the headlines.
Pipp: Wow! I had no idea that weather could be so destructive.
Zipp: Wait…who?
Me: Huh…that name rings a bell. I think I read a memo about that name somewhere.
Sunny: I hope she can rescue them!
Zipp: Wait…did you see that?
Izzy: Aren’t they supposed to get all zappy?
Zipp: I don’t buy that for a second. Nedry’s involved in this somehow.
Sunny: But why would Nedry shut down the fences?
Zipp: I don’t know…maybe to make his escape or something?
Me: Wait a minute—oh…this scene takes place before it happens!
Sunny: Before what?
Me: Let’s just say…it’s Nedry’s fault.
Zipp: Yes! I knew it!
Izzy: Hey! Where’s Doc?
Me: Huh? Oh, whoops. I must have accidentally turned them off. (turns on Extra Cuts)
Me: Hang on, how did he get there?!
Zipp: Who’s that guy?
Izzy: Was that Spike’s dad?
Me: No, that was Sludge. He’s a loafer and a loser, and definitely not the father.
Izzy: Aw…
Zipp: What’s he doing in the movie?
Me: Probably something that we just missed. I blame Wakko personally.
Hitch: Well, there is that storm incoming. Wouldn’t want your guests to be caught outside in that.
Zipp: He’s up to something…
Me: And so it begins. Where everything goes completely wrong.
Sunny: He’s going to steal the embryos.
Zipp: What’s he done with his computer?
Pipp: He must be a master hacker of some kind. He’s the head technician after all.
Hitch: What about the others on the tour?
Me: In a way: unlucky.
Me: This foreshadowing is…quite a buildup.
Sunny: Wh-what does that mean?
Haven: Wait…how many times has he been divorced?
Alphabittle: That…was unexpected. (to Haven) Why are you looking at me like that?
Haven: (blushes) O-oh, I’m sorry. I was just…distracted.
Alphabittle: (likewise) D-distracted? I, uh…
Haven: Oh, I’m so sorry. That was a poor choice of words…I-I meant uh…
There was an awkward silence. Thankfully none of the other patrons saw this.
Zipp: What’s he doing?
Pipp: Oh…he had this perfectly timed.
Zipp: Perfectly timed with what?
Sunny: (concerned) That…doesn’t look good.
Zipp: You know, for a slob he had this all perfectly worked out.
Sprout: (grumbles)
Hitch: What are you grumbling about?
Sprout: (perks up) N-nothing! It’s nothing, I swear!
Hitch: I can’t even begin to describe the magnitude of the crimes he;s committing!
Pipp: And he’s getting away with it!
Zipp: Did you guys see that?
Sunny: Yeah, I saw it.
Pipp: Ixnay, ixnay!
Sunny: Uh oh, Nedry’s shutdown affected the tour vehicles.
Sunny: What’s wrong?
Zipp: It may just be me, but it might have to do with where they’ve stopped.
Zipp: He shut down the fences all over the park?! He’s planned this all out!
Sunny: He’s getting away with it all!
Hitch: But if he shut down fences all over the park, what does that mean for the dinosaurs? You know, the ones that the fences were meant to contain?
Pipp: I thought it turned off all the fences?
Zipp: Maybe he kept the raptor fences on for a reason? But why?
Sunny: What does that mean for Princess Twilight and the others?
Hitch: Look out!
Hitch: That’s a serious offense right there!
Izzy: I think he’s lost. Maybe he should ask for directions?
Pipp: You’d think he’d have a map or something.
Sunny: (teasingly) Usually, stallions don’t ask for directions.
Hitch: Now, that’s not fair!
Sunny: What the—?
Izzy: Aw, that’s adorable! I wanna do that!
Pipp: It’s not that hard, really. At least, by today’s technology.
Pipp: The phones are out?! Oh, I totally hate it when that happens!
Zipp: Ugh, Nedry covered his tracks in every way imaginable!
Hitch: It’s frustrating. I know.
Sunny: Where’d the cars stop?
>>next
<<Previous
11614682
11614657
11614801
11614768
11614757
11614834
11614619
11614626
11614697
11614619
11614615
11614602
11614601
11614855
Discord's Theater
Discord: "'Ey, don't feel bad. Even Disneyland had a bad first impression on opening day."
Silver Shill: (To Discord) "Uh, since when are you an expert on Disney-related material? Isn't that, Dr. PhD's expertise?"
Discord: (To Silver Shill) "Well, clearly, extensive knowledge of Disney is an A+ on my requirements to apply for the job."
Extra Cut
We don't exactly know what went wrong with the T-Rex. But behind the scenes via the Extra Cuts, the Dilophosaurus found no easy prey from a sapphire space vixen from a video game. And she was treating the sick Triceratops with medicinal herbs.
Capper Dapperpaw: "Oh no. He jinxed it."
Matilda: (To Capper) "What do you mean by that?"
Capper Dapperpaw: (To Matilda) "Well, I'm no magician. But if there's one thing I've learned about jinxes, whenever someone says 'it could have been worse.' That's a password for saying it's about to get a lot worse."
Discord: (To Capper) "I couldn't have said it better myself!"
Limestone Pie: "Judging by how messy your desk looks, I'd say you've had plenty of sweets to last a whole night!"
Marble Pie: "Mmmm-hmmm."
Diamond Tiara: "Simple?"
Big Mac: "Nope."
Silver Spoon: "Why do I not feel convinced?"
Rumble: "Oops! He forgot his shaving cream~"
Rumble: "Or not..."
Button Mash: "And it's about to go down like Chinatown. But with dinosaurs. Kinda like the game Dino Crisis me and my brother once played together." (Shudders) "I still have nightmares about the Tyrannosaurus Rex."
Extra Cut – Skippy and Slappy
On their way back to the Visitor Center, Skippy and his aunt Slappy found themselves drenched, but they kept on going.
Slappy: "Well, what a way to rain on our parade..."
Skippy: "Aunt Slappy. Let's just hail a taxi!"
Slappy: "Eh, worth a shot." (Stuck her thumb out) "Taxi!" (A random cab happens to pull up) "To our treehouse! And step on it." (The cab zooms off, leaving Slappy and her nephew in the dust) "Eh, cabs are overrated! And that bozo reminds me of a very scrawny Daffy Duck. Still owes me $50!"
Petunia Paleo: (Pouting) "Like they're the only ones disappointed?"
Big Mac: "Nope!"
Discord: "Ooh, I wouldn't call her a horse. She's a pony."
Pharynx: "Then why didn't you?"
Scootaloo: "You're not the only one..."
Big Mac: "Eeyup..."
Big Mac: "Eeyup."
Discord: "Preach it, Spike."
Marble Pie: "Mmm-hmmm."
Mrs. Cake: "And some of us are currently victims of circumstances as well..." (Bawls her eyes out) "Our children have paid the price for it!"
Extra Cut
Plus, Ellie's getting help from a certain sapphire space vixen who has also hitched a ride to this world, with yours truly.
Random Dude: (To me) "I thought you said you were dragged here against your will!"
Gilda: "That was a random question to ask."
Gabby: (To Gilda) "He's just curious."
Mr. Cake: "We have two. And we love them too!" (Cries along with Mrs. Cake)
Shining Armor: "...Somebody's a real charmer..."
Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I'll do him better. How many times has he been divorced?"
Speaking of divorce...
Extra Cut – Pinky and the Brain
Meanwhile, in the laboratory, Pinky and the Brain watched in anticipation (mostly the Brain) as their latest plan unfolds before their very eyes, until at last, the process was done. They have successfully engineered a brand new pair of eggs. The eggs that will be the kickstart of a whole new generation of dinosaurs – Hybrid Dinosaurs.
The Brain: "At last! Our eggs have been complete! Now, all that's left is for us to incubate them with the chicken! And once my Indominus Rex has taken its first breath, I shall take over the world as the undisputed Dinosaur King!"
Pinky: "EGAD! That's excellent, Brain! But uh...don't you mean, we take over the world as the undisputed Dinosaur Kings?"
The Brain: "Pinky, there's only room for one on the throne."
Pinky: "I couldn't have said it better MYSELF!!!"
The Brain was caught off-guard as Pinky suddenly turned aggressive and shoved him off the table, into a trash can. The Brain looked up to see Pinky pulling off his mask, revealing himself to be...a familiar female mouse.
static.wikia.nocookie.net/animaniacs/images/c/c4/Julia_reveals_her_true_colors.png/revision/latest?cb=20211128020603
????: "Hello, ex-husband! Miss me?"
The Brain: "Julia!" (Deadpan) "How could I forget?"
Julia: "Hmmm. Does this ring a bell?" (Does her impression of the Brain) "We swore to never speak of Julia again?" (Twitches) "As in never, ever, ever, ever again? Like–" (Sings Taylor Swift) "WEEEEE are never, ever, ever, gettin' back together!" (Laughs like a crazed maniac) "HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"
The Brain: "Ugh! I thought I had programmed you to be above cheesy teen pop music."
Julia: "Oh, I was...until you fried MY BRAIN and divorced me." (Twitches) "I've had to listen to Justin Bieber's songs to drown my sorrow! JUSTIN BIEEEEBEEEEEERRRRR!!!!"
The Brain: "Anyway, back on topic. What are you doing here, Julia? And what have you done to Pinky?"
Julia: "Oh, that impudent pea-brain homosexual assistant of yours is fine. I haven't done anything to him...yet."
The Brain: "Well then, where is–Wait. Homosexual? Pinky?"
Julia: "Uh...yeah?"
The Brain: "You..You think Pinky is...and he and I..." (Flustering)
Julia: "Yeah. I mean, isn't that obvious? He's clearly attached to you and...didn't you two have that one kid in that episode from the 90s?"
The Brain: "Uh, you mean, Romy? Uh...he's a clone! He's not related...traditionally, I mean. And he's in college and uh–" (Shakes his head) "Just answer the question. WHERE IS PINKY?!"
Julia: "Oh let's just say, he's run into some dumb cluck! Hehe. OH! I got a better one! Let's just say, he's a victim of FOWL PLAY! Ooh! An excellent one! His corns are being PECKED! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"
Pinky
Pinky was being tied to a stick, covered in butter and corns, and was being repeatedly pecked by Chicken Boo.
Pinky: "OW! Hey! Stop it! Stop that! That hurts! OW! Hey! BRAAAAAAAINNNN!!! OW! HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!"
Back with the Brain and Julia
The Brain: "...Julia. That is diabolical."
Julia: "Thank you."
The Brain: "So what are you going to do to me now?"
Julia: "I SHOULD KILL YOU NOW WITH MY OWN BARE PAWS!!!" (Twitches) "AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! But then I figured...what's the hurry? There are worser fates than death. Like perhaps, I should...Ooh! I'd better not spoil the surprise. But I WILL, because I'm evil! Once I leave here tonight, I'm going to hatch our babies – Alma and Geddon – See? I'm already giving them names! Because I'm a good mother. A mother of evil! HA HA HA HA HA!!! And I will raise them to exact revenge upon their disowned father and my darlings and we WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD AS MOTHER AND CHILDREN!!! HA HA HA–Huh?"
Julia looked up to see that there wasn't any lightning.
Julia: "Ahem? Where's the lightning crackle to back up the evil laugh?"
And on cue, there's a bolt of lightning.
Julia: "AS MOTHER AND CHILDREN!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
The Brain: "You'll never get away with this, Julia! Not so long as I draw breath!" (Smells the stinky trash and his face turns green) "Blech! But...preferably, when I'm not in the garbage."
Julia: "Oh you won't be in the garbage for long, Brain. I assure you. But by then, I'll be long gone, with our new babies."
????: "That's right. OUR new babies!"
Then, emerging from the shadows, behind Julia, stood Julia's AI counterpart – ROBOT JULIA.
The Brain: "NO! Not you too! This can't be happening!"
Robot Julia: "Oh, but it is. How ironic, isn't it. First, you divorced one wife, now you've divorced a second wife."
Julia: "And WE are going to take over the WORLD!!!"
Robot Julia: "Which isn't a surprise for an AI, since...let's face it. Everything's AI these days. HA HA HA HA!!! Tah-tah!"
With that, Robot Julia closes the lid on the trash can, trapping Brain. And the two Julias make their escape, with the eggs.
Next>>
11614602
11614601
11614619
11614626
11614646
<<previous
Izzy: Hey, it’s the goat!
Zipp: (gasps) It’s the T-Rex Paddock!
Sunny: (worried) Oh…well, maybe it’s sleeping.
Pipp: Because it was shut down by an expert hacker.
Izzy: Who loved eating candy!
I chuckled at that bit.
Izzy was shaking a bit.
Sunny: Are you okay, Izzy?
Izzy: Well…I just got that feeling, you know?
Sunny: (smiles comfortingly) They’ll be alright, don’t worry.
Pipp: This is great!
Me: That reminds of a Shakespeare play I was in once. “Up and down, up and down! I will lead them up and down!”
Zipp: Season two?
Izzy: Does that mean they’re in one of those tv show-thingys?
Me: (aside) Huh, I guess that means they’ll travel on Noah’s Ark sometime.
Me: (aside) Did Christian Bale ever play someone named Evan? I don’t know myself.
Me: Lex, he’s a grown man.
Haven: He is certainly professional.
Alphabittle noticed that she was leaning right up against his body, but chose not to say anything.
Me: (laughing) Oh, I’d like to see you try.
And a few audience members.
Hitch: Sprout, it’s only Tim. You can come out from under the table now.
Sprout: (bangs his head) Ow! I knew that!
Izzy: Maybe we could make friendship bracelets! Wait…you’d need yarn for that. Uh, maybe I Spy!
Zipp: Kinda hard to do that in the rain.
Izzy: (elated) HEY!! That was my suggestion!
Izzy: Okay, my turn! I Spy—
Me: Gravel.
Izzy: (gasps) Are you reading my mind?!
Me: Don’t be ridiculous.
I took a sip of my lemonade, until I spat it out in realization.
Pipp: Ugh, gross! Why did you do that?!
Me: I just remembered! This upcoming scene has gone down in cinema history, and you’re all here to see it!
Zipp: (worried) Did you guys feel that?
Sunny: Feel what?
Me: That moment right there with the cup of water, is cinematic genius! It builds up the suspense of the anticipation, especially if you know something’s there but can’t see it.
Pipp: (wings fluttering) Ooh, those are my favorite moments!
Me: Steven Spielberg famously did this same tactic in his breakout film Jaws. Because of technical restraints, you couldn’t see the beast itself, but you knew of its presence.
Haven had actually placed her hoof in Alphabittle’s hoof unknowingly.
Sunny: Uh…that’s not good, is it?
Izzy: (hissing) I sense something jinxie!
Everything happened at once.
Hitch covered Sparky’s eyes as he grabbed Tinny for comfort, Red ducking behind the chair. Sprout jumped beneath the table. Izzy accidentally tackled Sunny to the ground in a comforting hug. Zipp covered her mouth to neither scream nor throw up. Pipp kept herself from squealing but at the same time was excited about the horror element.
Haven hugged further against Alphabittle, though he welcomed the embrace.
Me: There she is…
Posey: What…what is that?!
Me: That’s a severed goat leg, freshly bitten, and the T-Rex eating the goat like it was meant to. Nothing to worry about.
Posey: Nothing to worry about?! Look here, there are foals in the audience, and—!
Me: If you don’t want to watch the movie, you can always leave. No one’s forcing you to stay. Though, if you insist on making a disturbing scene I will have to ask you to leave. This is your second warning. Next time, you’ll be permanently banned.
Thankfully, that shut her up. And of course, the foals were shocked and scared but loving the movie all the same.
Zipp: That…that covered!
Me: It won’t be the last of him.
Pipp: Is…that supposed to act as protection?
Sunny: (scared) What was that?
Sunny and Izzy poked their heads up from the floor in time to see the fences snapping.
Sunny: Oh, no…!
Me: She’s breaking out.
Me: YEAH!! WHOO-HOO!!! ROAR, BABY!!! (calms down) Oh…that roar is iconic like you wouldn’t understand!
Izzy: THEY’RE DOOMED!!! (ducks down again)
There was something of a girlish scream, no doubt from Sprout.
Alphabittle unknowingly hugged Haven to the point where her face was against his chest fluff, and she blushed.
Zipp: Relatively?! You’re basing this on relativity?!
Sunny: Wait! Fluttershy can use her Stare!
Alphabattle: What…what is she doing?!
Pippsqueaks: No, no don’t do it!
Hitch: (hugging Sparky and Tinny) Not good! Not good!
Zipp: Turn off the light! Are you crazy?!
Sunny: Uh oh!
Me: Pause for a moment. (aside) So, because the simulated rain on set damaged the animatronic T-Rex model, it accidentally smashed through the ceiling, so what you see next is real fear. Alright, continue.
Sunny & Izzy: (holding each other) AAAH!!!
Hitch: (holding Tinny, Sparky, and Red) HORN!!! FEATHER!!! CRYSTAL!!! MAGIC!!! MAYONNAISE!!!
Sprout: (under the table, screaming) MOMMY!!! MOOOMMMYYY!!!
Alphabittle & Haven: (holding each other) AAAAHHH!!!!
Pipp: (holding onto Zipp) AAAAHHHH!!!
Zipp: PIPP, YOU”RE CHOKING ME!!!
Sunny: Oh, no! No no no no no!!!
Izzy: THEY’RE DOOMED!!!
Sunny: Save them! They’re your friends!
Me: This is awesome!
Pipp: (beaming with excitement) I know, right?!
Zipp: Hey, where’d that drop come from?! It wasn’t there before!
Me: I’ve wondered for a while that I’ve stopped asking.
Pipp: Ew, ew, ew!
Sunny: Yes!
Sunny: No!
Haven: What does that idiot think he’s doing?!
Sunny: IAN!!!
Izzy: AAHHH!!!
Zipp: Oh—oh, jeez! That-that-that’s not good! And…it’s found the lawyer.
Once again, many patrons squealed, screamed, or ducked away to keep from throwing up.
Me: Well, it’s not like he had it coming.
Sunny actually looked at me with a horrified look. I looked away with great uncomforableness.
Hitch: It’s gonna come back! Get out of there fast!
Sunny: (scared) Is she okay?
Izzy: (chuckles nervously) She’s just…sleeping.
Pipp: No! You’ll give yourselves away! (giggles) This is fun!
Hitch: It’s staring right in front of them!
Sunny: Oh, Tim!
Sparky: (almost crying)
Hitch: No no no no, don’t cry, Sparky! You’re alright! You’re not in any danger!
Red: (thoughts) Tinny, do something!
Tinny: I can’t do anything while I’m being hugged by an overprotective father.
Sunny: Oh, no! Oh, no!
Hitch: LOOK OUT!!
Me: Oh, boy…what a ride!
Sunny: Timmy was in that car! Please tell me he’ll be alright!
Haven: Those poor ponies! Why did they have to be caught in the crossfire of that greedy Nedry?!
Alphabittle: Knowing what they’ve been through, I’m sure that they’ll all make it.
Haven: (sighs) You’re right. We’ve got nothing to worry about.
It was here they realized their rather intimate position and immediately separated, blushing profusely and looking away from the other, occasionally glancing back.
Pipp: Hey, where was Ellie in all that?
Zipp: That darn Nedry. They’ll never find him now.
Zipp: He’s probably long gone by now.
>>next
11614602
11614601
11614619
11614626
11614646
<<previous
Zipp: Really? He crashed? What an idiot!
Pipp: And…he’s stuck. He probably missed the boat anyway.
Haven: Uh, and he’s a clumsy slob at that. Typical.
Zipp: What was that?
Zipp: There’s something out there.
Zipp: Uh…w-what is that?
Me: Dilophosaurus: carnivore and can spit venom.
Izzy: Ooh…so that’s what they look like! It looks cute!
Izzy: You’re supposed to, you know, go and fetch the stick?
Izzy: (ducks down) Not cute! NOT CUTE!!
Pipp: Ugh, ew~!
Zipp: Wasn’t the venom meant to—
Sunny: Ooh! That-that-that has got to be painful!
Zipp: Okay, yeah that is real venom!
Hitch: Uh—d-did he really just drop that?
Pipp: Are you kidding me?!
Sunny: H-How?
Izzy: (meekly) Jinxie!
Sunny: So…that’s it?
Pipp: He stole them for nothing!
Me: Would you believe it if I said his death was more gruesome in the original novel?
Hitch: It-it was?
Me: Yep, it involved him holding his own intestines after his belly had been cut open—
Audience: NO MORE!!!
Me: OKAY!! Okay! I’m sorry! (aside) Seriously, it’s like gory brutality is taboo in this world for some reason?
11614626
11614644
11614682
11614697
11614855
11614925
<<Previous
Canterlot Mall Theater, Discord's Branch
Moments passed, and soon Arctic, came back with some water and medicine for Sonata and Rarity, giving it to them both as he take’s his seat as they both drank their water.
Sonata Dusk: Thanks, Arctic.
Rarity: Yes, thank you.
Arctic: (he nods his head and has a small smile) No problem.
Once both girls soon finished drinking their water, they looked back toward the screen along with the others.
Arctic: (looked over a bit towards Hunter with a bit of worry and leans in a bit and whispers) Hopefully, they’ll be okay (he having a idea on who they are)
Applejack: I don’t like this, his planning something.
Sci-Twi: I agree, you can tell by how nervous he sounds
Juniper: Yeah, that’s definitely not good.
Sonata Dusk: Things are gonna go wrong aren’t they? (She asked as she looked over to Arctic)
Arctic: You have no idea, Sonata
Arctic and Rainbow Dash: It’s Rainbow Dash…jerk
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It’s false advertisement if we don’t see see actual dinosaurs!
Fluttershy: is he? (She asked a bit confused)
Rarity: I.. feel like it’s best we don’t know what his implying
Sonata Dusk: Why he counting down? That’s..normally a bad thing right? (She asked worried)
Juniper: Yeah, definitely a bad thing
Sci-Twi: Not good, he took down the cameras.
Arctic: Just shows, how good of a hacker he is.
Sci-Twi: Hate to admit, Nedry time this well.
Juniper: Even acting as a Slob, he was able to hack into the system to by himself time.
Rainbow Dash: I can’t believe his getting away with this.
Applejack: I’m sure he’ll get found out, or even punished. People like him get what’s coming to them.
Sci-Twi: I know that feeling
Juniper: Same
Arctic: Really, gotta hate when that happens
Fluttershy: H-How bad is it? (She asked worried)
There were gasps coming from the girls as they heard what Arnold said
Sci-Twi: The fences are down?!
Juniper: I can’t believe this?! Nedry planned this out so that they’ll focus on that as he escapes!
Rainbow Dash: Can’t believe his getting away with this.
Rarity: This is just awful!
Arctic: Greed, it really is a ugly thing to see.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah? Why would he not turn off the raptor fences?
Fluttershy: I-I’m getting a little worried.
Sonata Dusk: M-Me to
Rainbow Dash: Heh, for a guy who’s smart. He sure is bad at directions
Arctic: (laughs a bit) True that, Rainbow.
The girls looked at each other with worried looks on their faces.
Sonata Dusk: A-aren’t they near the T-Rex?
Fluttershy: (nods her head with a bit of fear)
Applejack: Girls, I think it’s safe to say things.. are about to get more worst.
Arctic then felt his phone buzz and looked down at it seeing Postwar texted, and looked over seeing both Fluttershy and Sonata getting a scared as he reaches over putting a arm around Sonata and place a hand onto Fluttershy to comfort the two girls
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, same with ours
Rarity: Why I never! I take offense to that (she said huffing as she turned her head)
The Equestrian Girls and Sonata let out a small yell themselves getting spooked.
Sci-Twi: I agree! Especially at a time like this
Rainbow Dash: Yeah! Not cool dude! Even I admit that it’s not a best time to scare someone
Chills start to run down the girls spines as they all shared a look of nervousness
Juniper: W-We heard that too
Arctic: And.. it’s a a very VERY big doozy
Sonata Dusk: W-What do you mean by th- (she begins to say and soon gets her answer)
The Equestrian Girls then yelled out as Fluttershy grabs onto Arctic arm tightly as Sonata wraps her arms around Arctic tightly. He would looked down at the two frightened girls as he comforts them both.
Sci-Twi: I-it’s loose! T-The T-Rex is loose! (She said in fear)
Pinkie Pie: I-I take it back! N-no more dinosaurs!
Rainbow Dash: I-I agree with you there Pinkie!
Fluttershy: C-Can we go back to the Shrek please?
Sonata Dusk: Y-Yeah! With all the singing, dancing and happy creatures!
Both girls held their grip on Arctic a little more tightly as he held onto them and looked over to the other Equestria Girls seeing the nervous and scared looks they had.
Sci-Twi: T-This is bad, more bad than we can possibly imagine!
Juniper: Y-You’re right, they have to deal with the most dangerous Dinosaur of them all! The king of them no lest
Arctic: We just gotta have faith, and make sure they’ll be able to make it out safe (he said as he comforts both Fluttershy and Sonata)
Next>>
<<Previous
11614682
11614657
11614801
11614768
11614757
11614834
11614619
11614626
11614697
11614619
11614615
11614602
11614601
11614855
Discord's Theater
Diamond Tiara: "Oh no..."
Silver Spoon: "Not good."
Big Mac: "Nope."
Luster Dawn: "I always knew technology was highly overrated."
Princess Luna: (To Luster) "I couldn't agree more, young one."
Moondancer: "Yes he did. But he didn't say which one specifically..."
Capper Dapperpaws: (To Matilda) "Like I said, it's about to get worse."
Moondancer: "Handle with extreme care. Too bad it doesn't say, handle with extreme responsibility."
Minuette: (To Moondancer) "Or with the care of a loving parent."
Gilda: (To Minuette and Moondancer) "I honestly don't care how he handles those embryos. I just hope the dinosaurs eat him alive..."
Extra Cut – Pinky and the Brain
Around that same time, the Brain was stuck in his smelly situation.
The Brain: "Somehow, I knew this would be the end of me..."
Suddenly, the trash can lid opened up, revealing a "henpecked" Pinky and Chicken Boo.
*Rim Shot SFX*
Pinky: "EGAD, Brain. What are you doing playing in the trash can?"
The Brain: (Sarcasm) "At the moment, I am working on my impression of Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street."
Pinky: "Ooh! I LOVE SEASAME STREET! Point! And uh...OOH! I'm Ernie! And Chicken Boo can be Rubber Ducky! HA HA HA! NARF!"
The Brain: "I was being sarcastic, Pinky. Now get me out of here!" (Pinky and Chicken Boo helped Brain out of the trash)
Pinky: (Pinches his nose) "P.U. Brain! You need a bath!"
The Brain: "Nevermind that! Julia is back. And she's stolen our hybrid dinosaurs! We'll just have to make another batch and–"
Chicken Boo: (Sees Dennis Nedry and clucks in alarm) "BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK!!!"
The Brain: (Waves Chicken Boo off) "Not now chicken! Luckily, I remember the genetic blueprints in the Indominus Rex's make-ups. We'll need a Tyrannosaurus Rex's genome for the base, a velociraptor's for the intelligence, and–"
Pinky: (Sees Dennis Nedry stealing the embryos) "Uh, Brain?"
The Brain: (Waves off Pinky) "Not now, Pinky..."
Scootaloo: "Ooh, those are really good dinosaurs!"
Petunia Paleo: (To Scootaloo) "I know I'd want to see them!"
Button Mash: (Shrugs) "Meh. I'd like to see Yoshi."
Extra Cut – Pinky and the Brain
Pinky and Chicken Boo both tried in vain to alert the Brain.
Pinky: "But Brain!"
The Brain: "Not now, Pinky! I'm ranting and raving to remember the steps to making our own Indominus Rex!"
Having enough, Pinky grabbed both sides of Brain's face and turned his head to look.
Pinky: (Points at Dennis Nedry) "LOOK!"
The Brain was alarmed to see Dennis Nedry making off with all the remaining embryos. Some of which were needed to make another Indominus Rex.
Extra Cut – Pinky and the Brain
The Brain: "Hurry! WE MUST PURSUE THAT HUMAN MALE AND STEAL BACK THE EMBRYOS!"
With that, Pinky and the Brain got into Chicken Boo's stolen security guard uniform, intending to chase down Dennis Nedry.
Flurry Heart: "Yeah. Why would you ask that question? Sounds very suspicious."
Button Mash: (To Flurry Heart) "Don't you mean very SUS?" (Explains) "That's how all the Among Us gamers say nowadays."
Princess Cadence: "Mmmm-hmmm..."
Capper Dapperpaw: "Yup. And I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this is exactly how every story's major conflict begins."
Big Mac: "Nope."
Princess Luna: "I wouldn't say that..."
Discord: "Nah. I think you just gotta show those computers who's boss!"
Silverstream: "Something is definitely wrong."
Smolder: "It's always wrong."
Gallus: "And it spells N-E-D-R-Y!"
Petunia Paleo: "But then...that would mean..." (Epiphany) "OH NO! THE DINOSAURS ARE ALL LOSE! That spells BIG TROUBLE! All capitalized!!!"
Tempest Shadow: "Uh, I hate to break it to you – even though you can't hear me – but he's not at the vending machine..."
Trixie: "Ever heard the magic words: Open Sesame?"
Yona: "Someone stop him! Bad man is getting away!"
Extra Cut
Little did Nedry – and the audience – knew. Someone has already caught onto his plan. A couple of lab mice and a chicken, with the speed of an ostrich.
The Brain: "Quickly! Follow that man!" (Chicken Boo runs as fast as he could to keep up with the jeep in the pouring rain) "FASTEEEEEEERRRRR!!!"
Luster Dawn: "I told you technology is overrated."
Diamond Tiara: "That's what we said!"
Flurry Heart: "I think we are about to find out. Oh, I wish Uncle Scooby were here..."
Moondancer: "Well, that explains a lot!"
Minuette, Lemon Heart, and Twinkle Shine: (To Moondancer) "It does?"
Moondancer: "Yeah. The reason Dennis turned the fences off was so he can open those doors! As long as the fences are electrified, then he can't open the doors. But now that they're off, he can escape!"
Minuette, Lemon Heart, and Twinkle Shine: (To Moondancer) "Aaaaah."
Lemon Heart: "But wait...wouldn't that mean..."
Twilight's former Canterlot friends: (In epiphany) "OH NO!"
Moondancer: "Hmph! Even I could drive better than that."
Minuette: "No way! You drive? Since when?"
Moondancer: "Since I've been taking notes on how to drive a Speeder and a car from these Cinematic Adventures."
Discord: "Well, he's taking the left turn at Albuquerque."
Extra Cut
Chasing after Nedry in the pouring rain, hot on his trail, are Pinky, the Brain, and Chicken Boo.
The Brain: "Turn left!" (But Chicken Boo went right) "I said left you stupid bird!"
Pinky: "Your other left, Chicken Boo! TROZ!"
Trixie: "You want a magic word? Uh, how about...ABRACADABRA?"
Starlight Glimmer: (To Trixie) "Get serious, Trixie. That never works..."
Button Mash: "Shazam!"
Braeburn: "Do we even want to know?"
Next>>
More to develop tomorrow.
Can you blame me if I'm still a creative storyteller that cannot be tamed?
11615057
Absolutely not.
11614652
Fleck: " Poor John!"
Tubby Nugget: " Could have been worse, a lot worse!"
General Supernova: " Young man, you shouldn't have said that!"
Dr Gangle: " What a terrible lier!"
Un: " This plus the storm is really going to damage the system."
Dodger: " Does a sick Triceratops off road count?"
Myself: " I think it does!"
Moraik: The bigger they are the harder they fall!"
Myself: " Off and on again!
Next
<<Previous
11614682
11614657
11614801
11614768
11614757
11614834
11614619
11614626
11614697
11614619
11614615
11614602
11614601
11614855
Discord's Theater
Dr. Fauna: "Oh my Faust. The poor dear."
Some sentient goats in the audience were all scowling at the cruelty to goats being depicted on the movie screen.
The Audience: "WHAT?!!!"
Random Dude: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! SAY WHAT?!"
Gabby: "They can't park in front of a T-Rex's cage! Not when the electric fences are down!"
Gilda: (To Gabby) "Tell them that."
Gallus: "Meh. That T-Rex didn't show itself to begin with. What makes you think it could show up now?"
The Audience: "UGH!"
Treehugger: "C'mon, dude. Have a heart! You're totally killing the vibe man."
Big Mac: "Eeyup."
Watching from the safety of his own movie theater, Discord watched anxiously, wishing he could be there to protect Fluttershy. Unfortunately, ever since the recent attacks on Ponyville, not to mention the recent safety violations that have affected his theater and his staff members – myself included – he has to stay behind to manage the theater and keep it from falling apart. Not like last time. See How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
Mudbriar: "Technically, you are very much irresponsible with so many safety hazards and not thinking all of the risks through..."
Bruce Almighty?
Discord: "Huh? What was that?"
Random Dude: "Nothing!"
Smolder: (To Ocellus) "Looks like somebody's a smitten kitten, eh?" (Ocellus giggles in response, with Norberta laughing in agreement)
Big Mac: "Eeyup!"
Sweetie Belle: (Giggles) "Oh yeah! Much worse." (Rolls her eyes)
The Audience: "AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
Grubber jumps atop of Tempest Shadow, kicking her soda up and splashing her face in the process...again. Button Mash jumps into Sweetie Belle's hooves, with Capper Dapperpaw screeching like a cat and jumps atop of Katherine Proudpaws's head.
Upon realizing they've been scared by a little kid, some of the audience looked at each other and dropped the others down.
Zephyr Breeze: "Wow. And everyone says that Cranky Doodle Donkey is a sourpuss?"
Cranky Doodle Donkey: (To Zephyr) "I heard that!"
Big Mac: "Eeyup!"
Cheese Sandwich: "Yeah, I'd be bored too if I was stuck in the middle of the rain, with no dinosaurs in sight..."
Gilda: "How about we play a game of 'WHO CAN SHUT THE PONY QUIET?!'"
Autumn Blaze: (To Gilda) "...That doesn't sound like a very fun game..."
Granny Smith: "Consarnit! Can't an old mare enjoy a movie without runnin' the risk of a heart attack these days?"
Mina: "I'm no mind reader, but I'm pretty sure that's all you're going to see..."
It must be the surrounding sound systems projecting the ambient sound around the room. But the audience could also feel the tremor vibrating their seats, like they were right there in the scene.
Silverstream: "Wh-Wh-What's that?"
Ocellus: "M-M-Maybe it's...th-th-thunder?"
Big Mac: "Eeyup!"
Marble Pie: "Mmm-hmm."
Back with the audience, they looked down at their cups to see the same circular ripples in their cups as well.
Moondancer: "I doubt it."
Big Mac: "Nope."
Cheese Sandwich: (Feels his cheesy senses acting up) "Whoo-hooo! It's a doozy!"
Sweetie Belle: "Don't have to tell us twice."
Suddenly, a low growl was heard.
Smolder: (To Garble) "Was that your stomach just now?"
Garble: (Shakes his head at Smolder) "Uh...yours?"
Sweetie Belle: (Disgusted and horrified) "AAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
Scootaloo: (Her face turns green as she holds back her lunch) "UGH!"
Cranky Doodle Donkey: "...I think I'm gonna be sick." (Runs off to the restroom)
Dr. Fauna: "Me too!" (Runs after Cranky)
Scootaloo: "Omigosh...omigosh, omigosh, omigosh! It's a...It's a...It's a..."
Petunia Paleo: "She's beautiful!"
Diamond Tiara: "And I think she sees her next meal...our friends!"
DARING! It's spelled, DARING! D-A-R-I-N-G! STUPID TEXT CORRECTION!
Luster Dawn: "He's not the only one squeamish enough to run for the bathroom stalls..."
Big Mac: "Eeyup..."
Gilda: "Hmmm. Why don't you ask the big fat nerd guy! Y'know. Piggish? Wears glasses? Carrying a bottle of shaving cream?"
The roar was so loud, that in the movie theater, the audience all shook as the roar rang in their ears and they felt themselves nearly being blown away.
Scootaloo: "That...is so...AWESOME!"
Apple Bloom: (To Scootaloo) "Uh, I hate to ruin the moment for you, Scootaloo. But have ya forgotten that our friends are in danger and are about to be eaten by T-Rex?"
Scootaloo: "Oh! Right. OH NOOOOOO!!!!"
Moondancer: "No. Actually, maybe we should listen to you more often and...we should invite you to Princess Twilight's school to lecture on your whole chaos theories and take your consideration into account. Because given our past experience, we could use your foresight."
Sandbar: "Gosh! I thought that only works in the movies."
Gallus: (To Sandbar) "Yeah, well for us, our friends are in a movie."
Gilda: "Uh, I wouldn't do that if I were you kid..."
Gilda: "Welp. Too late..."
Luster Dawn: "Has she got a death wish?"
At that moment, Cranky returns.
Cranky Doodle Donky: "Oy, now there's something I never want to repeat again... What did I miss?"
Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Well, what else would it be doing? Going out for a midnight stroll?"
Twinkle Shine: "DON'T DO THAT!!!"
Twinkle Shine: "There, now you see? You made it mad!"
Gilda: "Turn that light off you idiot!"
Scootaloo: "Uh...guys? Now may be the best time, but..."
Button Mash: "YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEE!!!"
Pipsqueak: "Uh oh."
Featherweight: "Here it comes!"
Rumble: "HIT THE DECK!"
Button Mash: (Hides under his seat and screams like a little girl) "WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
All of the children in the theater were all screaming their heads off upon witnessing the ferocity.
Discord: "AND the fourth wall between us and the dinosaur."
Discord: "Well, I can't say I blame her. A dinosaur's got to eat."
Princess Luna: (To Discord) "Are you seriously talking about dinner when we there are kids being terrorized?"
Discord: "Oh. Right. Fluttershy wouldn't approve of me being a lousy daddy. Would she?"
Cheerilee: "Oh no!"
Sweetie Belle: "This is not good! This is not good at ll!
Gilda: "Here's an idea! Use your magic and, I don't know. Turn that thing into a frog or something! Make it lose its teeth!"
Stygian: "We've got to save them! We have to do something!"
Princess Luna: (To Stygian) "I don't know if we can risk that. The last time we've tried saving one of our owns, we got into bigger trouble for tampering with fate's hooves..."
Trixie: (To Princess Luna) "So you're saying we should just let them die?"
Princess Luna: (To Trixie) "No, I'm saying we should hope and pray for a miracle to happen."
Trixie: (To Princess Luna) "Does that count as a miracle?"
Princess Luna: (To Trixie) "I'd say so..."
Gilda: "I don't speak dinosaurs. (I still doubt we're descended from them, or whatever) But I don't think Rexy likes you calling her stupid, Dash..."
Rumble: "Go long big girl! Go fetch!"
Diamond Tiara: "What is he doing? Has he gone mad?"
Luster Dawn: "I'm afraid it's too late for that."
Audience: "THROW AWAY THE FLARE!!!"
Don't you mean Gennaro, Mr. E?
Audience: "OH NOOOOOO!!!!"
Sassy Saddles: "Such carnage!"
Photo Finish: "I FAINT!" (Faints)
Tender Taps: (Covers his eyes) "I'll never get that image out of my head!"
Diamond Tiara: "There goes the lawyer."
Button Mash: "...Uh, look on the bright side. He can't file a lawsuit now. Right?" (Met with angry stares from his fellow classmates and adults) "You're right. Not helping..."
Sonata Gloom: “Still…Hammond will have a field day with the legal wars.”
Silver Spoon: (Cringing) "Oooh. I'm not gonna lie. But that doesn't look good."
Diamond Tiara: (To Silver Spoon) "Hardly anything looks good now!"
Apple Bloom: "This is all Dennis Nedry's fault! That T-Rex should've eaten him! Not Gennaro!"
Gilda: "SHUT YOUR BIG MOUTH UP!!!"
Gabby: “Gilda! Take it easy! She’s just a kid! She’s scared.”
Also, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU COMPUTER?! Daring Do! Get the name right! DARING! DO!
Scootaloo: "Huh. It worked!"
Capper Dapperpaw: "Aw man. Just when it looked as if they're out of the fire, they've jumped into the fryer..."
Princess Luna: "This is why Speeders are the way for the future..."
Braeburn: "I hate to say it, but he's stuck between a rock and a hard place!"
Big Mac: "Eeyup!"
Cheerilee: "What about the kid?!"
Sugar Belle: "Oh no! No, no, no, no, no!"
The Audience: *GASP*
Button Mash: (Screams to the sky) "TIMMY!!!" (Mourns for the boy)
Smolder: "Ooh, if I ever see that Dennis again, then it'd be too soon!"
Next>>
Whew. -Comes in late through the comments extras- As far as the T-Rex scene goes it embraces the chaos of the original scene. And yeah, noted some lampshading of some characters doing some particularly stupid moves so far. Likeing the raptors thus far and reminded how much I liked the Dilophosaur, though to this day I am just curious where the heck those frills come from. As usual the additional banter to movie dialogue is great.
<<Previous
11614682
11614657
11614801
11614768
11614757
11614834
11614619
11614626
11614697
11614619
11614615
11614602
11614601
11614855
Discord's Theater
Discord: "Well, normally, a genie can't kill, but..." (Snaps on a genie costume) "Your wish is my command."
Princess Luna: "Discord..."
Discord: "What? Everybody wants him dead..."
Audience: "TWO MILLLIOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN?!!!!"
Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Great..."
Extra Cut
Ellie and Muldoon walked outside, though Ellie looked as if she was expecting someone.
Ellie: “What the…where did she go?”
Muldoon: “Who?”
Ellie: “Um, well…I could’ve sworn there was a young girl here. But…she seem to have left…”
Scootaloo: "I wonder where that pig is now?"
Meanwhile, back in her seat, Rain Shine suddenly broke down crying.
Autumn Blaze: “Whoa, uh Rain Shine? What’s the matter?”
Rain Shine: (Sobbing) “I…I’m worried about my husband! I’m worried for our baby! The dinosaurs are on the loose and…I’m worried he wouldn’t be here when our child is born…”
Autumn Blaze: (Tries her best to comfort Rain Shine) “It’s okay, Rain Shine! I’m sure Doc will be fine! He may be an oddball with a few screws loose. But he’s a tough guy! He’ll be back. I’m sure!”
Mina: “Yeah and…he’s got Krystal with him! I’m sure she can protect him.”
Rain Shine: (Sobbing) “But…I need to see him! I need to know how he is…”
Discord: “Well, then. Here you go!” (Snaps his fingers to conjure a mirror) “Have a look and see for yourself!”
Rain Shine: (Sobbing) “S-Show me…my husband?”
And the mirror did what Rain Shine asked and show her my extra cut.
Extra Cut — ME
After what must’ve been an hour of running in the pouring rain, I was very much exhausted and collapsed onto my knees.
Me: (Panting heavily) “I…can’t…run…another…step…”
At that moment, the familiar hooting cry of an owl startled me, and Sludge bumped into me. But I thought he was something else.
Me: (Screaming) “DON’T EAT ME!!!” (Resume running for my life) “HEEEEELP!!!”
Sludge: “What’s his hurry?” (Looks behind him to see something catching up to him) “AAAAHHHH!!!” (Runs after me) “WAIT FOR ME!!!”
Discord’s Theater
Needless to say, Rain Shine, Autumn Blaze, Mina, Silver Shill, and everyone else who have crowded around the mirror were all relieved to see that I’m okay…physically speaking that is.
Autumn Blaze: “Yeah, I think he’s gonna be okay.”
Extra Cut – Skippy and Slappy
And on the way, he almost ran over Slappy.
Slappy: "HEY!"
Luckily, she jumped out of the way, picking up Skippy, barely avoiding the jeep.
Slappy: (Shouts after Nedry) "Who taught you how to drive? Sandy Claw’s reindeer?” (Sighs) “In this day and age, people still don’t learn how to yield to respectable old squirrels…”
Poor Slappy spoke too soon when she suddenly gets run-overe by a big chicken. But not just any big chicken.
Slappy: "OOMPHF!!!" (Falls into the mud with Chicken Boo atop of her, while Pinky and the Brain went flying off into the distance)
Pinky: "WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
Skippy: "Aunt Slappy!" (Helps his aunt up) "Are you okay?"
Slappy: (To Skippy) "Eh, ain't the first time I've been run-over by a giant bird. Reminds me of a teenage Big Bird–" (Turns and looks at Chicken Boo)
In a heartbeat, Slappy gets a PTSD flashback of the Season 1 episode of the Animaniacs reboot – Good Warner Hunting – when the big chicken hunted down her fellow Animaniac co-stars and herself, because he wasn't included in the reboot.
Slappy: (Glares at Chicken Boo) "YOU!"
Chicken Boo: "Bawk bawk?!" [Chicken for: "Me?"]
Slappy: (Reaches into her purse and pulls out a Sith Lightsaber) "OFF WITH YOUR HEEEEEEAAAAAAD!!!!"
Chicken Boo: "BA-CAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!" (Flaps his feathers)
With that, Slappy chases after Chicken Boo with her lightsaber, intending to make him into a Kentucky Fried Chicken, or a Thanksgiving Turkey – er, chicken, or maybe the Turducken – but without the duck and the turkey.
Slappy: "No chicken makes a fool out of Slappy Squirrel in the reboot and gets away with it!!!"
Skippy: (Runs after his aunt) "Aunt Slappy no! Aunt Slappy no! Don't give into the Dark Side! Don't give into the Dark Side! This isn't E-rated cartoon violence!"
Extra Cut – Pinky and the Brain
Meanwhile, Pinky and the Brain both flew through the air, until they've hitched a ride on the back of Nedry's jeep.
Audience: "Ooh! Ouch!"
Extra Cut – Pinky and the Brain
The two lab mice both fell off the car and into the mud, upon the collision.
Pinky: "EGAD Brain! We've stopped!"
The Brain: "Yes, Pinky. So we have..."
Sweetie Belle: "Well that serves him right!"
Capper Dapperpaw: "Karma at its finest..."
Diamond Tiara: “Oh no. Please don’t say he’s going to get away with it.”
Rumble: “He’s not going to get away with it.”
Rumble: “Ha ha! See ya next fall!”
Gallus: “If they pay you well enough, then maybe.”
Extra Cut
Which is me having a Cinematic Adventure of my own, with the Warner Siblings, as a tribute to Steven Spielberg!
Me: (Chased by a Dilophosaurus) “AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!”
Autumn Blaze: “He didn’t even see Dr. PhD passing by with those cartoon kids?”
It’s “hooting.”
Gilda: “What’s that?”
Gallus: “That’s no T-Rex. I can tell you.”
Extra Cut
Sludge: “GANGWAY!!!” (Gets chased by a whole pack of Dilophosaurus, while one of them strays away, upon seeing Nedry)
Button Mash: “Who’s that dinosaur?”
Gabby: “I don’t know. But it’s kinda cute!”
Petunia Paleo, however, figured out what it is.
Petunia Paleo: “Oh my Faust! That’s a—“
Extra Cut — Pinky and the Brain
After getting themselves out of the mud, Pinky and the Brain searched for Nedry, when they happened to spot the dinosaur preying on him.
Pinky: “EGAD, Brain! Look! It’s a baby Tyrano!”
The Brain: “Uh, Pinky…that would be a Dilophosaurus.”
Diamond Tiara: “So that’s what a Dilophosaurus is.”
Silver Spoon: “It is cute!”
Petunia Paleo: “You say that now, but trust me. You don’t want one of those for a pet.”
Extra Cut — Pinky and the Brain
When Nedry had his back turned, he failed to notice me and the Warner Siblings running behind him, with another Dilophosaurus chasing us.
Pinky: “Brain? Was that the Warner Siblings being chased by another dinosaur?”
The Brain: “Yes, Pinky. It is.”
Pinky: “Oh! How nice! Point! But then, who’s that gentleman running after them?”
Apple Bloom: “I think it likes him~”
Gilda: (Grins deviously) “Actually, I think you’re the main entree for the little guy.”
Extra Cut
Running behind Nedry is the fat dragon Sludge, screaming for his life.
Sludge: “HEEEELPPPP!!!” (A Dilophosaurus but him on the tail) “Curse these genetically tiny legs!”
And STILL, Nedry doesn’t even noticed him.
Extra Cut
Rita and Runt were in the area, when they heard Nedry trying to get rid of the dinosaur.
Runt: “Did somebody say fetch?”
Extra Cut — Rita and Runt
Runt sees the stick flying and chased after the stick.
Runt: (Chases after the stick) “Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! I will fetch the stick and I will give it back to my new owner who threw it!”
Rita: (Calls out to Runt) “That’s not even your stick!” (She suddenly gets scooped up, accidentally, by Sludge)
Zipporwhill: “It’s not that kind of dog. I should know. I have a dog name Ripley.”
Scootaloo: “Hey! That’s not a nice thing to say! Especially to a dinosaur!”
Petunia Paleo: “You didn’t have to rub it in!”
Extra Cut
And when his back was turned again, I happen to be running pass him, with another Dilophosaurus chasing me, being chased by the Warner Siblings.
Wakko Warner: (Carrying a big net) “Don’t worry, Doc! We’ll save you!”
And still, he didn’t notice.
Princess Luna: “You shall not hurt that little baby dinosaur!”
Extra Cut
At around this time, I happen to run into Sludge. We crashed into each other and fell into the puddle with a loud splash.
*SPLASH
Me and Sludge: (Pointing at each other and said simultaneously) “WHO’S CHASING YOU?! DINOSAURS!!!”
Me and Sludge quickly got up and ran for our lives, during which, I realized…
Me: (To Sludge) “Hey! Wait a minute! I’ve got a bone to pick with you!”
Sludge: (To me) “Good idea! You hang back so you can keep chasing me, so that the dinosaurs can chase you instead!” (Runs ahead of me)
Me: “Oh no you lazy good for nothing bum! You’re gonna pay—“ (Sees Rita hanging onto his tail) “Is that a cat?”
Sludge: “What? You mean this little fur ball? You want her? Here! Take her! I’m allergic to cats!”
Sludge tossed Rita at me, who screeched and yowled, and scratched my face repeatedly out of fright.
Me: “ARGH!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!! OW! MY FACE! MY FACE!!!”
In my struggle to get Rita off, I tripped over a log and we fell behind a bush.
Me: “Yaaaaaaa-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooey!“
Meanwhile, the Warning Siblings — on horse sticks — were “galloping” after the Dilophosaurus pack chasing after Sludge.
Dot Warner: “Yippee KAI YAY! Get along their little doggies!”
Wakko Warner: “We’ll save ya, Doc!”
Sludge kept on running for his life, until he remembers something very important that can save his life.
Sludge: “WHY AM I RUNNING? I should be flying! I’m a dragon for crying out loud!”
With that, Sludge beats his tiny little wings as fast as he could, and amazingly, he was airborne. And he didn’t need Pixie Dust.
Sludge: (To the Dilophosaurus pack) “So long suckers!” (Blows a raspberry)
It’s “startling.”
This sudden mood whiplash jump scared the entire audience. Though not nearly as bad as Granny Smith.
Granny Smith: (A hoof over her chest) “Oh my ticker!”
Petunia Paleo: “That is so cool!”
Audience: “EEEEEWWWWW!!!”
Scootaloo: “Either that’s venom, or that dinosaur’s got some serious cold.”
Mane Allgood: (To Scootaloo) “I’m pretty sure it’s venom, sweetie.”
Discord: “Ick! Why does this give me an unpleasant feeling of deja vu?”See Season 4’s There’s a Crowd. “Oh. Now I remember.” You’re welcome!
Capper Dapperpaws: “Ooh! Right in the bullseye! If he were a bull…”
Random bull: (To Capper) “Uh, that’s not one of our favorite expressions.”
Capper Dapperpaws: (To the bull) “Sorry about that, Ferdinand.”
Extra Cut — Pinky and the Brain
Pinky: “ZORT! Ha ha! He’s got soap in his eyes!”
The Brain: “That’s not soap, Pinky. That’s acid…”
Gallus: (Cringing) “That’s gotta hurt.”
Silverstream: (Agrees with Gallus) “Like getting soap to your eyes.”
Diamond Tiara: “Well, looks like he can kiss his goldmine goodbye.”
Gold Fevers: “GOLD?! Where, where, where? MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE!!!”
Silver Spoon: (To Diamond Tiara) “Now you’ve done it.”
Extra Cut — Pinky and the Brain
The Brain: “Pinky! LOOK!” (Points to where the shaving cream was sliding) “THE EMBRYOS! Hurry! We have to go after them!”
Lightning Dust: "Yeah, yeah, yeah! Kick his arse! KICK HIS ARSE! Yeah, YEAH!!!"
Petunia Paleo: "You tell him, Dilophsaur! NO MORE BIG FAT LIARS!"
Gilda: "RIP HIS HEART OUT!!!"
Extra Cut – Pinky and the Brain
That would be the case, if a couple of lab mice weren't on the scene, and planning to dig the embryos out. Pinky and the Brain try to retrieve the Barbados can, containing the embryos.
The Brain: “Hurry Pinky! We have to dig and retrieve the can! Even with at least one of those embryos, we’ll rule the world!”
Pinky: “Oh goody! Mama always said I’d make a wonderful father someday! POINT!”
The Brain: “Once we dig these embryos out, then we shall return to the lab and engineer another hybrid dinosaur. Then we find Julia later and polish her for good.”
Speaking of whom…
Extra Cut — Julia
Flying in the stormy weather, Julia and Robot Julia were carrying the two hybrid eggs they had stolen from Pinky and the Brain.
Julia: “Isn’t this exciting? EEH! I’m so excited I could just POP!”
Robot Julia: “Well, I wish I were excited, but being an artificial intelligence of hard drives put together, I’m afraid the feeling is mutual. No wait. I can’t be afraid but…you know what I mean.”
Julia: “Why it’s simple, my robotic counterpart. For you see, our destiny is just around the corner. No! Even better. It’s a hop and a skip away! For once we have presented these hybrid dinosaur eggs to the Benefactor, I shall be granted a membership to join the Dark Orders of MAYHEM! And with their supports, I shall take over the world, then the universe, and then THE MULTIVERSE!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!” (Twitches) “MULTI-VERSES!!! HA HA HA HA!!! C’MON! IT’S PURE GENIUS! WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH YOU?!”
Robot Julia: “Hmmm. By scanning your cranium, and the levels of your psyche, I detect that you are overdue for a therapy. Would you like for me to schedule an appointment with a Dr. Wolf?”
Julia: “What?” (Scoffs) “Puh-lease, I’m about to take over the world. I think that wolf is beneath me and—DRAGON!!!”
Robot Julia: “Hmmm? AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!”
Sludge: “AAAAAHHHHH!!!”
The two Julia(s) ended up crashing into Sludge midair. In the process, the two stolen hybrid eggs, encased in incubating capsules were plummeting towards the woods below.
Extra Cut — Me
At that exact moment…
Me: “WHOA! Oof!”
I fell down a hill and landed in a pile of mud, with Rita.
Rita: “MEOW!” (Falls off of my face) “Ooh. Is there a catnip in the house?”
Me: “Ow, my face.” (Wiped the mud from my eyes and sees Rita) “What the—Rita?!”
Rita: (To me) “Huh? Who wants to know?”
At the same time, Runt jumped out of a bush, with the stick Nedry threw.
Runt: (To me) “Duh, hiya there master! Look I got your stick!”
Me: “RUNT?!”
Then, as if on cue, the Warner Siblings started to sing.
The Warner Siblings:
Like Abbott and Costello,
Like Sonny and Cher,
Like Martin and Lewis,
They're a perfect pair!
Me: (To the Warners) “I know who they are!”
Rita: (To Dot) “Long time no see, sister.”
Dot Warner: (To Rita) “Hello Kitty!”
Runt: “Kitty? Where?”
Then, Krystal showed up.
Krystal: “Phantom! I found you!”
Me: (To Krystal) “Krystal!”
Yakko and Wakko: (Ogling Krystal) “HELLLOOOO NURSE!!!”
At this point, I’m getting a major headache with everything happening all at once.
Me: “ENOUGH ALREADY!!!”
And as if my luck couldn’t get any better, I was hit on the head by a falling egg capsule (dropped by Julia), with a loud bonk.
*Bonk SFX*
And I was knocked out cold, surrounded by cartoon (and video game) characters.
Discord’s Theater
The only few to witness my misadventures and misfortunes, via a magic mirror, are my beautiful wife, Rain Shine, my assistants, Mina, Silver Shill, best mate, Autumn Blaze, Discord, and Random Dude.
Random Dude: (Points at me laughing) “Duh HA HA HA! THAT GUY GOT HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT!!!”
11615726
Future G5
Discord Memorial Cinema
And myself and my audience had seen everything.
Zipp: You’re telling me that a bunch of mice want to take over the world?
Izzy: We can’t let that happen!
Me: Don’t worry; their schemes fail every time. (drinks lemonade) Though I’m surprised Krystal wasn’t found out, unless she had a human disguise of some sort.
Hitch: It’s good that she can both speak and heal dinosaurs.
Pipp: Though, what’s with that…other dragon?
Me: Nevermind about Sludge. I’m sure…something will happen to him.
Sunny: (unsure) Uh…
Izzy: And does something include…?
Me: Well…it’s hard to explain.
Zipp: Something tells me you don’t like him.
Me: He’s like Nedry, in a sense.
Zipp: Oh, okay.
Sunny: But what about the other guys?
Me: Co-stars with the Warner siblings on Animaniacs. I can't really name them all off the top of my head; I never grew up on the show.
<<Previous
Sci-Twi and Juniper: That only works in movies!
Pinkie Pie: Well, technically they’re in a movie.
Fluttershy: O-oh no (she said with fear as she grips onto Arctic arm)
Sonata Dusk: Not good! Really REALLY not good. (She said with fear in her voice and held onto him tightly too)
Arctic: (Arctic looked at both Fluttershy and Sonata as he comforting them as he looked over towards the others slightly seeing the same looks on their faces)
Rarity: Please,turn off the lights!
Juniper: And quickly!
Rainbow Dash: That’s..bad right (she said nervously)
Applejack: E-Eeyup
The Equestrian Girls shriek in fear and Sci-Twi and Juniper held onto each other. Along with Pinkie and Rariry. And, Applejack and Rainbow Dash.
Meanwhile, Fluttershy and Sonata squeezed their grip onto Arctic as he wheezed out a bit form the the hard grip from them both.
Fluttershy: P-Please do something!
Sonata Dusk: Y-Yeah! Please Hurry!
Rarity: (was a little green see this) I-I’m glad they’re ok. B-But that’s just gross
Rainbow Dash: Really Rares? Like a time like this! (She mentions towards the fashionista)
Arctic: Come on you two, don’t start things now. (He said as he was comforting both Fluttershy and Sonata)
Sci-Twi and Juniper: What are they thinking?! (They yelled)
The girls in shocked and worried watching the scene unfold in front of them.
Juniper: O-Oh no..(she said worried)
Fluttershy and Sonata: Please no, please no..(they said scared and worried)
Arctic looks towards Sonata and Fluttershy as he held their heads placing them on his shoulders to cover their faces
Everyone let out a scream of fright from this as they looked on in horror. And, even though Fluttershy and Sonata didn’t see, they heard the sound of fear as they held Arctic tight as he rubs their heads softly.
Fluttershy: Happy place, just think of your happy place (she whispered softly)
Sonata Dusk: N-No scary, s-sunshine and rainbows, and lots of tacos.
Juniper: No time for naps! You gotta go!
Pinkie Pie: Yeah pony me! The big dino about to come!
Rarity: Please hurry!
Applejack: Before it’s too late!
Sci-Twi: I-I really hope they’re ok..
Rainbow Dash: Me to Twi. (She said and begins to grit her teeth a bit) All this happened because of Nerdy.
Applejack: He better get what’s coming to him.
Arctic: Safe to say, we can all agree on that. With lots of other agreeing too.
Sci-Twi: Where even is he?
Juniper: Surely he didn’t get too far.. right?
There were a few small chuckles watching the misfortune of Nedry
Rainbow Dash: Ha! serves him right!
Sci-Twi and Juniper: Awww~ a Dilophosaur
Fluttershy and Sonata would peak up a bit from Arctic shoulder seeing the dinosaur
Fluttershy: I-it does look cute
Sonata Dusk: Y-Yeah, for realsies
Pinkie Pie: Hey! That’s not very nice!
Fluttershy: Y-Yeah! You done enough a-and caused so much harm
Sonata Dusk: For realsies! You’re a really mean man!
Arctic: And, karma has finally came.
There was a few wince seeing the goo hitting Nedry right in the face.
Sci-Twi: That’s gonna hurt really bad
Arctic: Seeing how it’s spits venom, it definitely will.
Sonata Dusk: For realsies? It spits venom (she asked Arctic)
Arctic: (he nods his head) Yeah, sure does
Arctic: And like that, his no more.
Rainbow Dash: After everything his done, the dude had it coming
Applejack: Eeyup
Sci-Twi: Agree.
Juniper: Couldn’t agree more.
Arctic: (would look down at Fluttershy and Sonata) And, how about you two? Feeling better? (He asked)
Fluttershy: (would nods slightly a bit) Y-Yes feeling a little better. (She mentioned as she slowly let go of his arm
Arctic: (he nods and looks down at Sonata) How about you, Sonata?
Sonata Dusk: Y-Yeah. Thank you, (she said with a small smile)
Fluttershy: Y-Yes, thank you.
Arctic: Of course. (He said with a smile of his own as he looked down seeing the mess on the ground) Though, seems like we gonna need more refreshments. (He said and begins to get up)
Sonata Dusk: W-Wait, let me help you. (She said as she gets up with him )
Arctic: Oh? Thanks, Sonata. I appreciate it (He said smiling to her softly)
Arctic and Sonata start walking together out of the theater room as the siren wraps one arm around Arctic’s arm as she had a bit of a blush
Rarity: (would look over at the two of them leaving together having a bit of a small smile) he really is a caring and sweet guy. (she said in her thoughts)
Fluttershy: I-I hope whatever adventure they go o-on next, is somewhere nice and sweet.
Pinkie Pie: Don’t worry, Fluttershy. I mean what are the chances of the next adventure they go on would be something scary?
Next>>
Huh. Rexy trying to pull Tim into her mouth via her tongue. Nice reference to the book.
Gilda: "SHUT YOUR BIG MOUTH UP!!!"
Gilda you sick insensitive bitch! What the hell is wrong with you? They're all about to be devoured by a hungry T-rex and you honestly expect Lex to be all calm and silent. I mean yes it was foolish for her to shine the flashlight at the T-rex's face. But have you no right to snap at her like that, she is just a kid!
My apologies but I had to get that off my chest. I thought Gilda had reformed, but these commentaries indicate that she is still the same jerk from Season 1.
11614652
11614682
11614736
11614855
11614925
11614929
11614930
11614950
Moments passed, and soon Arctic, came back with some water and medicine for Sonata and Rarity, giving it to them both as he takes his seat as they both drank their water.
Sonata Dusk: Thanks, Arctic.
Rarity: Yes, thank you.
Arctic: (he nods his head and has a small smile) No problem.
Me: It's what good friends do.
Once both girls soon finished drinking their water, they looked back toward the screen along with the others.
Me: I haven't. Nor do I plan to.
Arctic: (looked over a bit towards Hunter with a bit of worry and leans in a bit and whispers) Hopefully, they’ll be okay (he having a idea on who they are)
Me: *whispers back* Yeah, otherwise we'll be out of a job.
Applejack: I don’t like this, his planning something.
Sci-Twi: I agree, you can tell by how nervous he sounds
Me: Just like a truth seer
Juniper: Yeah, that’s definitely not good.
Sonata Dusk: Things are gonna go wrong aren’t they? (She asked as she looked over to Arctic)
Arctic: You have no idea, Sonata
Me: So be prepared for what's to come.
Arctic and Rainbow Dash: It’s Rainbow Dash…jerk
Me: Never call her anything like that.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It’s false advertisement if we don’t see see actual dinosaurs!
Me: That's bad for business.
Fluttershy: Is he? (She asked a bit confused)
Rarity: I.. feel like it’s best we don’t know what his implying
Me: *hold my 4k gold plated crucifix*
Sonata Dusk: Why he counting down? That’s..normally a bad thing right? (She asked worried)
Me: Just watch, Sonata.
Juniper: Yeah, definitely a bad thing
Sci-Twi: Not good, he took down the cameras.
Arctic: Just shows, how good of a hacker he is.
Me: And that scares me...
Sci-Twi: Hate to admit, Nedry timed this well.
Juniper: Even acting as a Slob, he was able to hack into the system to buy himself time.
Me: Crafty and scary...
Rainbow Dash: I can’t believe his getting away with this.
Applejack: I’m sure he’ll get found out, or even punished. People like him get what’s coming to them.
Me: You speak truthfully, AJ.
Sci-Twi: I know that feeling
Juniper: Same
Arctic: Really, gotta hate when that happens
Me: Eh, I just use them for entertainment.
Fluttershy: H-How bad is it? (She asked worried)
Me: Guess we're about to find out.
There were gasps coming from the girls as they heard what Arnold said.
Sci-Twi: The fences are down?!
Juniper: I can’t believe this?! Nedry planned this out so that they’ll focus on that as he escapes!
Me: The fiend!
Rainbow Dash: Can’t believe his getting away with this.
Rarity: This is just awful!
Arctic: Greed, it really is a ugly thing to see.
Me: *understanding greed to be one of the seven deadly sins*
Pinkie Pie: Yeah? Why would he not turn off the raptor fences?
Fluttershy: I-I’m getting a little worried.
Sonata Dusk: M-Me to.
Me: Be brave, girls.
Rainbow Dash: Heh, for a guy who’s smart. He sure is bad at directions
Arctic: (laughs a bit) True that, Rainbow.
Me: He should've just made a left turn at Albuquerque.
The girls looked at each other with worried looks on their faces.
Sonata Dusk: A-aren’t they near the T-Rex?
Fluttershy: (nods her head with a bit of fear)
Applejack: Girls, I think it’s safe to say things.. are about to get more worst.
Me: A whole lot worse...
Arctic then felt his phone buzz and looked down at it seeing Postwar texted, and looked over seeing both Fluttershy and Sonata getting a scared as he reaches over putting a arm around Sonata and place a hand onto Fluttershy to comfort the two girls
Me: *place a comforting hand on Sonata's shoulder*
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, same with ours.
Rarity: Why I never! I take offense to that (she said huffing as she turned her head)
Me: *Rolls eyes* Same old Rarity...
The Equestrian Girls and Sonata let out a small yell themselves getting spooked.
Me: Jesus!
Sci-Twi: I agree! Especially at a time like this
Rainbow Dash: Yeah! Not cool dude! Even I admit that it’s not a best time to scare someone.
Me: Come on guys, even at this time, we should go easy on the kid.
Chills start to run down the girls spines as they all shared a look of nervousness
Juniper: W-We heard that too
Me: And felt it...
Arctic: And.. it’s a very VERY big doozy
Me: For sure...
Sonata Dusk: W-What do you mean by th- (she begins to say and soon gets her answer)
The Equestrian Girls then yelled out as Fluttershy grabs onto Arctic arm tightly as Sonata wraps her arms around Arctic tightly. He would look down at the two frightened girls as he comforts them both.
Me: *clutch my chest from fright*
Sci-Twi: I-it’s loose! T-The T-Rex is loose! (She said in fear)
Pinkie Pie: I-I take it back! N-no more dinosaurs!
Rainbow Dash: I-I agree with you there Pinkie!
Fluttershy: C-Can we go back to the Shrek please?
Sonata Dusk: Y-Yeah! With all the singing, dancing and happy creatures!
Both girls held their grip on Arctic a little more tightly as he held onto them and looked over to the other Equestria Girls seeing the nervous and scared looks they had.
Me: THAT'S THE SCARIEST TYRANNOSAURUS I'VE EVER SEEN!... Not to mention the only one... *See the Disney reference I did there?*
Sci-Twi: T-This is bad, more bad than we can possibly imagine!
Juniper: Y-You’re right, they have to deal with the most dangerous Dinosaur of them all! The king of them no lest
Arctic: We just gotta have faith, and make sure they’ll be able to make it out safe (he said as he comforts both Fluttershy and Sonata)
Me: *prays to God to see that they make it out safe.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! The Cat In The Hat Reference! Nice!
11616184
I knew someone would eventually catch on.
11615874
This is why Gilda isn’t a “child’s tender loving mother.” But hopefully, as the CA progresses onward, she will eventually become a loving aunt.
11614652
11614682
11614736
11614855
11614925
11614929
11614930
11614950
11615042
11615460
11615464
11615726
11615746
11615798
11616082
Sci-Twi and Juniper: That only works in movies!
Pinkie Pie: Well, technically they’re in a movie.
Me: A doy~!
Fluttershy: O-oh no (she said with fear as she grips onto Arctic arm)
Sonata Dusk: Not good! Really REALLY not good. (She said with fear in her voice and held onto him tightly too)
Arctic: (Arctic looked at both Fluttershy and Sonata as he comforting them as he looked over towards the others slightly seeing the same looks on their faces)
Rarity: Please,turn off the lights!
Juniper: And quickly!
Me: Lights be a dead give away...
Rainbow Dash: That’s..bad right? (she said nervously)
Applejack: E-Eeyup
Me: Definitely.
The Equestrian Girls shriek in fear and Sci-Twi and Juniper held onto each other. Along with Pinkie and Rarity. And, Applejack and Rainbow Dash.
Meanwhile, Fluttershy and Sonata squeezed their grip onto Arctic as he wheezed out a bit form the the hard grip from them both.
Fluttershy: P-Please do something!
Sonata Dusk: Y-Yeah! Please Hurry!
Me: Come on!
Rarity: (was a little green see this) I-I’m glad they’re ok. B-But that’s just gross
Rainbow Dash: Really Rares? At a time like this! (She mentions towards the fashionista)
Arctic: Come on you two, don’t start things now. (He said as he was comforting both Fluttershy and Sonata)
Me: Yeah, we don't want Fluttershy and Sonata more scared than they already are.
*Sonata feels moved by my words*
Sci-Twi and Juniper: What are they thinking?! (They yelled)
Me: Are you nuts?!
The girls in shocked and worried watching the scene unfold in front of them.
Juniper: O-Oh no..(she said worried)
Fluttershy and Sonata: Please no, please no..(they said scared and worried)
Arctic looks towards Sonata and Fluttershy as he held their heads placing them on his shoulders to cover their faces
Me: That doesn't work unless you actually have a Rosary...
Everyone let out a scream of fright from this as they looked on in horror. And, even though Fluttershy and Sonata didn’t see, they heard the sound of fear as they held Arctic tight as he rubs their heads softly.
Fluttershy: Happy place, just think of your happy place (she whispered softly)
Sonata Dusk: N-No scary, s-sunshine and rainbows, and lots of tacos.
Me: *pray for Gennaro's soul*
Juniper: No time for naps! You gotta go!
Pinkie Pie: Yeah pony me! The big dino about to come!
Me: Wake up!
Rarity: Please hurry!
Applejack: Before it’s too late!
Me: Get outta there!
Sci-Twi: I-I really hope they’re ok..
Rainbow Dash: Me too Twi. (She said and begins to grit her teeth a bit) All this happened because of Nerdy.
Applejack: He better get what’s coming to him.
Me: I bet he will.
Arctic: Safe to say, we can all agree on that. With lots of others agreeing too.
Me: Why did they hire him to begin with?
Sci-Twi: Where even is he?
Juniper: Surely he didn’t get too far.. right?
Me: Hopefully not.
There were a few small chuckles watching the misfortune of Nedry
Rainbow Dash: Ha! Serves him right!
Sci-Twi and Juniper: Awww~ a Dilophosaur
Fluttershy and Sonata would peak up a bit from Arctic shoulder seeing the dinosaur
Fluttershy: I-it does look cute
Sonata Dusk: Y-Yeah, for realsies
Me: You say that now...
Pinkie Pie: Hey! That’s not very nice!
Fluttershy: Y-Yeah! You've done enough a-and caused so much harm
Sonata Dusk: For realsies! You’re a really mean man!
Me: Damn right.
Arctic: And, karma has finally came.
Me: *to Fluttershy and Sonata* Told ya.
There was a few wince seeing the goo hitting Nedry right in the face.
Sci-Twi: That’s gonna hurt really bad
Arctic: Seeing how it’s spits venom, it definitely will.
Sonata Dusk: For realsies? It spits venom? (she asked Arctic)
Arctic: (he nods his head) Yeah, sure does
Me: Dangerous for sure.
Arctic: And like that, his no more.
Rainbow Dash: After everything he's done, the dude had it coming
Applejack: Eeyup
Sci-Twi: Agree.
Juniper: Couldn’t agree more.
Arctic: (would look down at Fluttershy and Sonata) And, how about you two? Feeling better? (He asked)
Fluttershy: (would nods slightly a bit) Y-Yes feeling a little better. (She mentioned as she slowly let go of his arm)
Arctic: (he nods and looks down at Sonata) How about you, Sonata?
Sonata Dusk: Y-Yeah. Thank you, (she said with a small smile)
Fluttershy: Y-Yes, thank you.
Arctic: Of course. (He said with a smile of his own as he looked down seeing the mess on the ground) Though, seems like we gonna need more refreshments. (He said and begins to get up)
Sonata Dusk: W-Wait, let me help you. (She said as she gets up with him )
Arctic: Oh? Thanks, Sonata. I appreciate it (He said smiling to her softly)
Me: Don't forget me. *helps them out*
Arctic and Sonata and Hunter start walking together out of the theater room as the siren wraps one arm around Arctic’s arm as she had a bit of a blush
Rarity: (would look over at the two of them leaving together having a bit of a small smile) He really is a caring and sweet guy. (she said in her thoughts)
Fluttershy: I-I hope whatever adventure they go o-on next, is somewhere nice and sweet.
Pinkie Pie: Don’t worry, Fluttershy. I mean what are the chances of the next adventure they go on would be something scary?
*Pinkie didn't know it, but she jinxed the next adventure*
Behind the Scenes: Music
John Williams began scoring the film at the end of February, and it was recorded a month later. Alexander Courage and John Neufeld provided the score's orchestrations. As with Close Encounters of the Third Kind, another Spielberg film he scored, Williams felt he needed to write "pieces that would convey a sense of 'awe' and fascination", given that the film dealt with the "overwhelming happiness and excitement" of seeing live dinosaurs. More suspenseful scenes such as the Tyrannosaurus attack required frightening themes.
11616202
Me:(radio)"Can everyone hear me on this radio, please Answer me,Over".