Back on Isla Nublar, near the East Dock, a strong wind picked up as a swirling vortex opened. Emerging through the portal were none other than Curtain Call and Quill Cast. The two stallions looked over their surroundings as the swirling portal sealed behind them. They noticed a dense foliage of jungle off in the distance and when they turned around, they spotted a large cargo ship docked along the port.
“This is Isla Nublar?” Curtain Call remarked. “I thought it’d be bigger.”
“Normally I’d reply with a witty comeback over what you said,” Quill Cast replied. “But right now, we’ve got business to attend to.”
“Thought we agreed to leave that kind of humor out of these stories,” Curtain argued.
“As authors that’s true,” Quill responded. “As ponies… it’s a whole different story.”
To which Curtain Call merely shook his head in frustration, trying to focus on the task at hand… or in this case, ‘hoof’.
“Where exactly did you leave the shears again?” He asked.
“I left it with them of course,” Quill answered.
“… Okay, maybe that wasn’t a bad idea.”
“Who better to watch after them than our raptors?” Quill asked. “We raised them since they hatched; they love and respect us.”
Quill reached into his saddlebag and procured a map layout of the entire island, of which his associate had given him. Unfolding it, the two stallions studied the wide range indicated on the map.
“Hammond told me that he keeps the raptors in the paddock,” Quill pointed out. “Which, according to the map, is situated on the west side of the island.”
“And how are we supposed to get there?” Curtain asked. “In case you haven’t noticed, we’re not human anymore. We haven’t the arm or leg power to drive a car. What? Are we supposed to ‘walk’ all the way there?”
“No, I was thinking we’d start with a light gallop,” Quill replied sarcastically. “Then we pick it up with a nice trot… and then we run like we’re in a race for our lives… literally! But please, if you have a better plan, we’d love to hear it.”
“Urgh… why couldn’t I have imagined my form as a Pegasus?!” Curtain groaned in frustration.
“You’re scared of flying.”
“No… I’m not afraid of ‘flying’, I’m terrified of crashing! Big difference!”
Before Curtain’s blood pressure can go any higher, he takes a deep breath and channels all that frustration out of him.
“Okay… fine. Been meaning to get my steps in anyway. Let’s get this over with--”
“I heard something over here.”
The sound of a new voice at close range made the two stallions snap their heads in one direction. Sure enough, the silhouette of a figure was heading their way. Quickly, the stallions leapt behind a large crate near the ship just as a man emerged to inspect the area. He wore khaki pants, an InGen jacket, and glasses over his eyes. This man was known as Miles Chadwick.
“What is it?” Another voice asked.
It was in that moment when a woman with dark red hair tied back in a bun appeared. She wore gray cargo pants with a knife strapped to her side, a dark-red tank top, black fingerless gloves, and matching boots. Her name was Nima Cruz.
“Must’ve been a bird or something,” Miles responded. “Don’t know what the hell’s on this island.”
“When exactly can we leave?” Nima asked impatiently. “I hate the tropics.”
“We’ll leave as soon as Nedry arrives with the embryos,” Miles responded. “Then we deliver them to Dodgson personally and get the biggest payday of our lives.”
They proceeded to walk away, just as Curtain Call and Quill Cast emerged from their hiding spots. Soon as the two humans were out of sight, both ponies faced each other and instantly they knew what each other was thinking.
“Who in Equestria are those two?” Quill asked curiously.
“Hopefully, no pony important,” Curtain spoke urgently. “We need to hurry!”
“No kidding!” Quill nodded. “If I know this place as well as I think I do, we’re rapidly approaching something we don’t want any part of. Come on!”
With that in mind, the two stallions raced off as fast as their legs could carry them. Onward they pressed forth toward the deepest, darkest jungle. In their minds, the sooner they arrive toward their destination, the sooner they could leave this place. Hopefully for them, this trip only gets better from here on out.
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The main compound of Jurassic Park was a large area with three main structures connected by walkways and surrounded by two impressive fences, the outer fence almost twenty feet high. Outside the fences, the jungle has been encouraged to grow naturally.
The largest building was the visitor’s center, the nerve center of the park. It stood several stories tall, its walls still skeletal, unfinished… in other words, a work in progress. There’s a huge glass rotunda in the very center. The second building resembled a private residence, a compound unto itself, with smoked windows and its own perimeter fence. The third structure isn’t really a building at all, but rather an impressive cage seen earlier, overgrown inside with thick jungle foliage. But the visitor’s center was where the jeeps would pull up front.
Two jeeps containing the Equestrians, Hammond, Grant, Sattler, Malcolm, and Gennaro pulled to a stop in front of the Jurassic Park Visitor’s center. As they jumped out of the vehicles, they noticed a big hole in the wall covered by a tarp. Everyone in the group, Hammond aside, gazed at the building with wonder.
“My oh my, what a lovely building!” Rarity admired. “I absolutely love the tropical style cheque.”
“Why thank you my dear,” Hammond smiled.
“Reminds me of Equestria,” Spike added.
“You’re right Spike,” Twilight agreed. “It actually does feel that way.”
As Hammond led the group up the stairs, talking as he went, two workers opened the large front doors with a smile and Hammond greeted them as they entered the center.
“G’day, g’day, g’day!” He greeted.
The lobby of the still-unfinished visitor’s center is a high-ceilinged place, and had to be to house its central feature, a large skeleton of a tyrannosaur attacking the bellowing sauropod. Hanging above the skeletons was a large banner that read:
When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth
As everyone and every pony entered the visitors center, they were surprised to see it looked bigger than it appeared on the outside. From where they stood, it had to have at least three different floors. They took note of the workmen in the basket of a Condor crane still assembling skeletons. A staircase climbed the far wall, to another wing.
“--Now, the most advanced amusement park in the world, incorporating all the latest technologies,” Hammond continued. “And I’m not talking just about rides, you know, everybody has rides. But we’ve made living biological attractions so astounding, that they’ll capture the imagination of the entire planet.”
“I don’t think I’ve ever heard this much egghead talk in all our previous adventures combined,” Rainbow whispered to Daring.
The two mares chuckled a bit, which earned Rainbow a nudge in the side courtesy of Applejack. Grant, meanwhile, stared at the dinosaur skeletons and just shook his head. Ellie caught his reaction.
“So, what are you thinking?” Ellie asked Alan.
“That we’re out of a job,” Alan replied.
“Don’t you mean ‘extinct’?” Malcolm said jokingly.
Several Equestrians groaned and shook their heads over the corny joke as they moved on ahead.
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Soon enough, Hammond had led them into a room that resembled a movie theater. Several seats with protective bars, like roller coaster chairs, sat in front of a screen.
“Why don’t you all sit down?” Hammond suggested. “Uh, Donald, sit down, sit down.”
Grant, Ellie, and Malcolm took their seats in the front row of the fifty-seat auditorium. Gennaro sat behind them, and the Equestrians pretty much sat wherever they felt like. Hammond walked toward the giant screen in front of them. Behind him, a huge image of himself beamed down at him from the giant television screen, ‘walking up’ to meet him.
“Here, here he comes,” Hammond spoke giddily. “Well, here I come, yes.”
“Hello, hello!” Screen Hammond greeted.
“Say hello, say hello!” Hammond said excitedly.
The others weakly replied with ‘Hellos’, while Malcolm waved half-heartedly. The only one who showed ‘any’ enthusiasm was Pinkie Pie waving her hoof rapidly toward Screen Hammond.
“Hiya Mr. Hammond!” Pinkie Pie greeted cheerily. “Dig those fancy threads!”
“Oh brother…” Rainbow shook her head.
“Hello, John!” Screen Hammond called out.
“Oh, yes, I’ve got lines,” Hammond fumbled.
Pulling out his three-by-five cards, Hammond scanned them to find his place. Screen Hammond continued without him.
“Well, fine, fine, I guess!” Screen Hammond continued. “But, uh, how did I get here?!”
“Uh, well, let me show you,” Hammond answered, finding his place. “First, I’ll need a drop of blood. Your blood!”
“Right.”
The screen-Hammond extended his fingers and the stage-Hammond reached out and miming poking it with a needle.
“Ooh! John, that hurt!” Screen Hammond spoke.
“Relax, John,” Stage Hammond assured. “It’s all part of the miracle of cloning!”
While the two Hammonds rattled on, the screen image split into two Hammonds, followed by four then eight, and so on, like a shampoo commercial. As they watched the Hammonds greeting each other, the Equestrians, along with Grant, Ellie, and Malcolm huddled together excitedly in the audience.
“Cloned from what?” Alan pondered. “Loy extraction has never recreated an intact DNA strand!”
“Not without massive sequence gaps!” Malcolm added.
“It does sound impossible to gather enough Paleo-DNA just to clone at least one species,” Twilight admitted.
“Paleo-DNA? From what source?” Ellie questioned. Where do you get 100-million-year-old dinosaur blood?”
“Shhh!” Gennaro shushed.
“You shush!” Rainbow remarked, frowning.
“Uh girls… what’s that?” Fluttershy pointed out.
The Equestrians and the other guests turned back toward the screen, as Screen-Hammond would soon be joined by another figure… a rather ‘animated’ figure. This animated swirl appearing from S. Hammond’s finger was a cartoon DNA strand, Mr. DNA by name. A happy-go-lucky double-helix strand of recombinant DNA jumping down onto the screen, popped over the shoulder opposite of Hammond’s direction, and tapped his shoulder before zipping to the other side.
“What? What?” Screen Hammond looked, seeing the strand. “Oh! Well! Mr. DNA! Where’d you come from?”
“From your blood!” Mr. DNA answered. “Just one drop of your blood contains billions of strands of DNA, the building blocks of life!”
By now, Mr. DNA has completely taken over the show, more so than a certain ‘klutzy draconequus’. This cartoon character was soon speaking to the audience from the screen.
“A DNA strand, like me, is a blueprint for building a living thing!” Mr. DNA continued. “And sometimes animals that went extinct millions of years ago, like dinosaurs, left their blueprints behind for us to find! We just had to know where to look!”
The screen image changed from animated to a nature-photography look. It’s an extreme close-up of a mosquito, its fangs sucked deep into some animal’s flesh, its body pulsing and engorging with blood it’s drinking.
“A hundred million years ago, there were mosquitos, just like today -- and just like today, they fed on the blood of animals. Even dinosaurs!”
The camera raced back to show the mosquito perched on top of a giant animated brachiosaur. Eventually, the image changed to another close-up, this one of a tree branch, its bark glistening with golden sap. Mr. DNA leapt onto the sap.
“Sometimes, after biting a dinosaur, the mosquito would land on a branch of a tree and get stuck in the sap!”
The engorged mosquito landed in the tree sap and got stuck. So did Mr. DNA, who tugged his legs yet remained stuck.
“WHOA!” Mr. DNA yelped.
Now the tree sap flowed over them, covering up Mr. DNA and the mosquito completely. Mr. DNA shouted from inside the tree sap.
“After a long time, the tree sap would get hard and become fossilized, just like a dinosaur bone, preserving the mosquito inside!” Mr. DNA continued.
A science laboratory came into view; the place buzzed with activity. Everywhere, there are piles of amber, tagged and labeled with scientists in white coats examining it under microscopes.
One scientist moved a complicated drill apparatus next to the chuck of amber with a fossilized mosquito inside and bore into the side of it. Mr. DNA escaped through the drill hole as the scientist moved the amber onto a microscope and peered through the eyepiece.
“This fossilized tree sap -- which we call amber waited millions of years, with the mosquito inside until Jurassic Park’s scientists came along!” Mr. DNA explained.
Through the microscope, the audience could see the greatly enlarged image of a mosquito through the lens.
“Using sophisticated techniques, they extract the preserved blood from the mosquito, and --”
A long needle was inserted through the amber, into the thorax of the mosquito, and makes an extraction.
“--Bingo! Dino DNA!”
This piece of information drew the whole group’s attention, some of them intrigued while others were a slight skeptical. Still, they watched as Mr. DNA leapt in front of DNA data raced by at headache speed. He held his head, dizzied by it, as data flew everywhere.
“A full DNA strand contains three billion genetic codes!” Mr. DNA explained. “If we looked at screens like these, once a second for eight hours a day, it’d take two years to look at the entire strand! It’s that long! And since it’s so old--”
Mr. DNA was suddenly dragged offscreen when he was caught by one of the flying data chunks. But soon he reappeared back on screen and kept talking.
“--it’s full of holes. Now, that’s where our geneticists take over!”
Scientists toiled in the genetics lab with two huge white towers at either side.
“Thinking machine supercomputers and gene sequencers break down the strand in minutes--” Mr. DNA began.
One scientist, in the back, had his arms encased in two long rubber tubes. He’s strapped into a bizarre apparatus, staring into a complex headpiece, and moving his arms gently, like Tai Chi movements.
“--and Virtual Reality displays show our geneticists the gaps in the DNA sequence! Since most animal DNA is ninety percent identical, we use the complete DNA of a frog--”
On the V.R. display was an actual DNA strand, except it had a big hole in the center, where the vital information was missing. Mr. DNA bounded into the frame, carrying a bunch of letters in one hand. He proceeded to place it in the gap and turned back against it, grunting as he shoved it into place.
“--to fill in the--holes and--complete--the--code!” Mr. DNA strained, finally getting it. “Phew! And now we can make a baby dinosaur!”
The scientists and the Equestrians looked at each other, not sure what to think.
“Yep… we’re definitely in the 90s,” Pinkie declared. “They just don’t make educational program like this nowadays.”
“This score is only temporary,” Hammond reassured. “It all has very dramatic music, of course--‘rum, pum, pum!’--a little march or something that hasn’t been written yet and then, of course, the tour moves on…”
Hammond clicked a button on a remote and the safety bars appeared out of nowhere and dropped over their seats, clicking into place.
“Fun, adventure… and solid steel restraints, Mr. Hammond?” Spike raised his brow.
“For your own safety!” Hammond replied.
The rows of seats moved out of the auditorium. Slowly they moved past a row of double-panned glass windows beneath a large sign that read, ‘GENETICS/FERTILIZATION/HATCHERY’. Inside, technicians worked through the microscopes like there was no tomorrow. In the back was a section entirely lit by blue ultraviolet light. Mr. DNA’s voice continued over a speaker in each seat.
“Well, looky-here!” Mr. DNA spoke, over PA. “Those hard-working cowpokes you see behind the glass--”
“Boy howdy, this place is busier than Sweet Apple Acres on Cider Season!” Applejack gawked.
“That must be the fertilization department where they place the dinosaur DNA,” Time Turner pointed out. “Which means, that must be the nursery where the scientists are planning to welcome the dinosaurs back to this world.”
“You mean… those eggs over there… will hatch tiny, baby dinosaurs?” Fluttershy’s eyes widened.
“If based on what we saw so far suggests anything else… I’d say yes.”
Meanwhile, Gennaro had a wonderous grin plastered on his face. There was no mistake that the lawyer was loving everything now.
“This is overwhelming, John,” Gennaro admired. “Are these characters auto-erotica?”
“Dude! Keep it in your pants, will ya?” Rainbow remarked.
“No, we have no animatronics here,” Hammond reassured. “These people are the real miracle workers of Jurassic Park.”
“--in unfertilized emu or ostrich eggs,” Mr. DNA continued. “And it’s no--”
By now, the scientists were growing frustrated, leaning forward, straining against the safety bars for a better look. But the cars kept going.
“Wait a minute!” Grant called out. “How do you interrupt the cellular mitosis?!?”
“Can’t we see the unfertilized eggs?” Sattler asked.
“Shortly, shortly,” Hammond reassured.
The cars, however, are already moving on to another set of windows, which give a glimpse into what resembles a control room.
“Now a whole team of genetic engineers goes to work on--” Mr. DNA continued.
Grant and Twilight strained to look back into the labs, but the cars moved past again, with no intent of slowing down.
“Mr. Hammond, can’t you stop these things?” Twilight asked anxiously.
“I’m sorry! It’s kind of a ride,” Hammond responded.
Malcolm looked over at Grant and placed his hands on the bars, soon the Equestrians and Sattler joined in one-by-one.
“I don’t know about you, but I’m not keen on being restrained any longer,” Daring Do remarked.
“Right! Let’s get outta here!” Rainbow agreed.
“One, two, three!” Grant counted.
Together they teamed up on the safety bars. Applejack shoved her bars all the way back with one hoof and Rainbow did the same. Soon as their safety bars were up, they proceeded to get out of their seats and walked off toward the doors to the hatchery.
“Hey! You can’t do that!” Gennaro called out.
But it was too late. Ellie and several girls slipped out from under their safety bars and stomped right across Gennaro’s seat. Hammond, scoffing at their behavior, lifted the bars and walked after them.
“Can they do that?” Gennaro asked Hammond.
Soon, they reached the door to the hatchery. Grant tried to shove it open, but just thuds into it. He rattled the handle, but the door won’t budge as it’s on a security key-card system. Hammond stepped up and removed his glasses.
“Relax, Donald, relax,” Hammond spoke calmly. “We have scientists and visitors from a far away land. They ought to be curious.”
“What magic will it take to open these doors?” Spike scratched his head.
“That’s a retinal scanner, Spike,” Hammond answered.
Hammond stepped toward the code box and pushed various code numbers, before a light scanned the retinal in his eyes. In seconds, the door opened, and he stepped aside as the group eagerly climbed the stairs.
“Huh!” Spike nodded, impressed. “We should get one of those.”
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The hatchery was a vast, open room, bathed in infrared light. Long tables ran the length of the place, all covered with eggs, their pale outlines obscured by hissing low mist that’s all through the room. As Hammond led the group down into this corner of the laboratory, a voice came over the loudspeaker.
“A reminder; the boat for the mainland will be leaving at nineteen hundred hours. All personally be at the dock no later than eighteen forty-five. No exceptions.”
“Should we be concerned about that?” Spike asked.
“It’s just a precaution,” Hammond shrugged off. “It doesn’t concern us; come on in.”
Twilight Sparkle, meanwhile, was in her zone just looking at this place.
“EEEHH!! OH, MY FAUST!!! LOOK AT THIS PLACE!!!”
“Oh boy…” Rainbow rolled her eyes. “She’s doing it again…”
In an instant, the alicorn princess was zipping all over the lab. Even Pinkie Pie couldn’t keep up with her pace.
“THIS IS THE MOST ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY I’VE EVER SEEN, YOU GUYS! IT’S LIKE ALL MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE; IT’S SO AMAZING!!!”
“And you guys always call ‘me’ the crazy one!” Pinkie remarked.
“Once again, there’s chaos in all of us,” Ian added.
“Great wickering stallions!” Time Turner gasped. “I’m absolutely stunned by what I’m seeing!”
“You would, Doc,” Daring replied.
“I beg your pardon, young lady!” Hammond shouted. “I’d much appreciate it if you’d control yourself; this is very sensitive equipment!”
Twilight Sparkle soon froze in place, fluttering back to her hooves in embarrassment.
“Sorry, Mr. Hammond. I’m just… so excited to be here!”
“I appreciate that,” Hammond smiled. “But please… mind your energy for the tour itself. Shall we?”
Hammond took off his hat and handed it to one of the technicians as another scientist came into view. Henry Wu, late twenties, Asian-American, wearing a white lab coat and working at a nearby table, making notes.
“G’day, Henry!” Hammond greeted.
“Oh, good day, sir,” Dr. Henry Wu replied.
“Who are you?” Rainbow asked curiously.
“This is Dr. Henry Wu, everyone,” Hammond introduced. “He’s one of the most brilliant minds here at Jurassic Park!”
“It’s so great to meet some of the scientists behind the scenes!” Twilight smiled, conjuring a notepad and pencil. “I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS; I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO START!!!”
Meanwhile, Daring Do and Time Turner followed the human visitors over to an incubator machine, where a robotic claw turned over the eggs underneath the heat and strong light source.
“It’s turning the eggs,” Ellie commented.
“Now that’s clever,” Time Turner added.
Fluttershy then came over at the mere sight, gasping with excitement.
“Oh, my goodness!” Fluttershy smiled. “To think there are little baby dinosaurs inside those eggs!”
She soon noticed one of the eggs made strong movements - a robotic arm steadied the shell.
“Look! One’s about to hatch!”
Both the scientists and Equestrians joined her, as did Henry Wu.
“Ah, perfect timing!” Dr. Wu smiled, satisfied. “I’d hoped they’d hatch before I had to go to the boat.”
“Henry, Henry! Why didn’t you tell me?” Hammond chuckled, putting on a pair of plastic gloves. “You know I insist on being here when they’re born.”
“What’s going on every pony?” Rarity asked.
“A baby dinosaur is hatching! EEEH!” Fluttershy squealed.
“A baby dinosaur?!” Pinkie Pie gasped. “I must plan the birthday party fast!”
“Whoa now, Pinkie!” Applejack lassoed her eccentric friend. “Maybe it’d be best if ya save the party ‘till we leave the lab.”
“But I--”
“How ‘bout this: we’ll have the party the moment the tour’s over.”
“Okay! I can wait!”
Soon the egg began to crack, as the robot claw held it firmly in place. There was no mistaking it: a baby dinosaur was about to emerge.
“Come on,” Hammond encouraged. “Come on, little one.”
“Come on, you can do it,” Fluttershy added. “Just a little further.”
Soon, a bulging crack began to form as a little head became visible.
“Would you look at that, y’all!” Applejack stared.
“Incredible!” Twilight gasped.
“You’re doing very good,” Fluttershy continued. “You can do it, just push your way out, it’s just a shell.”
As the little baby became visible, so did the strands of blood that were covering it.
“Oh, God,” Ellie remarked.
“Push,” Hammond continued. “Come on. Come on. Come on then.”
Hammond reached down and carefully broke away the egg fragments that covered its head, helping the baby dinosaur out of its shell. The little dinosaur cooed at the sight of the two giant creatures staring down at it.
“There you are, there,” Hammond smiled. “They imprint on the first creature they come in contact with. That helps them to trust me. I’ve been present for the birth of every animal on this island. Just look at that.”
“What an adorable little creature,” Fluttershy cooed.
The little dinosaur settled its focus on the yellow Pegasus, cooing and clawing at the air in front of her. She moved her snout closer to its claws.
“Hello, little guy. My name’s Fluttershy.”
To her surprise, and to the shock of everyone else present, especially the scientists, the baby dinosaur leaned down and purred, softly nuzzling her soft fur.
“I don’t believe it,” Hammond stared.
“Did… did I do something… wrong, Mr. Hammond?” Fluttershy asked meekly. “I’m sorry.”
“No, no, it’s quite alright, my dear. It’s just that… well…”
“This has never happened before,” Dr. Wu spoke up.
“Whaddya mean?” Rainbow Dash asked.
“This is the first time a dinosaur has seen Mr. Hammond first but not imprinted on him.”
“That’s our Fluttershy,” She boasted.
“I… I didn’t mean to…,” Fluttershy shyly bowed.
The baby dino could sense her unease and all at once started to squirm and chirp, making such a big fuss.
“Oh, shh, shh, it’s alright,” Fluttershy spoke quietly.
Going to work, Fluttershy picked up the little dino from its egg. Softly and carefully, the yellow Pegasus proceeded to pet its head as it calmed. She soon quietly hummed a little lullaby. There was a calm silence, until Ian spoke up.
“Well, surely you haven’t imprinted on the ones that have bred in the wild?”
“Actually, they can’t breed in the wild,” Dr. Wu replied. “Population control is one of our security precautions here. There is no unauthorized breeding in Jurassic Park.”
Applejack and Rainbow Dash exchanged a look, and somehow, they managed not to smile.
“Uh-huh…” Daring Do nodded, unconvinced. “How do you know they can’t breed?
“Well, that’s because all the animals in Jurassic Park are females. We’ve engineered them that way.”
The Equestrians, along with Alan and Ellie walked toward Fluttershy, their attention trained on the new dinosaur.
“Oh my God,” Ellie smiled. “Look at that.”
“Any pony got a tissue?” Spike spoke up. “I think my allergies are starting to kick in.”
“Right away,” Wu replied certainly. “Coming right up.”
“May I?” Alan requested.
“Oh, why yes you can, Dr. Grant, just be very gentle with her,” Fluttershy replied. “It’ll be alright, little one. Dr. Grant is a very nice man.”
Fluttershy handed the mewling dino into the large palm of Alan’s hand, who measured its body temp under the incubator’s heat light.
“Blood temperature seems like about high eighties, maybe,” Alan assumed.
“Wu?” Hammond double-checked.
“Ninety-one,” The scientist clarified.
Rainbow Dash picked up the large, broken half-shell for a close inspection. But the robotic arm snatched it back from her hooves and put it down.
“Hey!”
“Homeothermic?” Ellie asked. “It holds that temperature?”
“Yep,” Dr. Wu replied.
“Incredible!” Applejack gasped.
“But aren’t dinosaurs supposed to be… lizards?” Daring asked. “Shouldn’t they be like, cold-blooded or something?”
“Well, modern-day chickens are more closely related to dinosaurs than actual lizards,” Grant pointed out.
“Interesting…” Twilight nodded, heavily scribbling notes.
Ian Malcolm, meanwhile, was still cynically skeptical.
“But, uh, again, how do you know they’re all female? Does someone go out into the park and, uh -- lift up the dinosaur’s skirts?”
“Dr. Malcolm, please!” Rarity huffed.
“We control their chromosomes,” Dr. Wu explained. “It’s really not that difficult. All vertebrate embryos are inherently female anyway. They just require an extra hormone given at the right developmental stage to create a male, and we simply deny them that.”
“Deny them that?” Ellie echoed.
“Tha’… sounds mighty scary,” Applejack added.
“John, the kind of control you’re attempting here is, uh, it’s not possible,” Malcolm continued. “If there’s one thing that the history of evolution has taught us, it’s that life will not be contained. Life breaks free. It expands to new territories and crashes through barriers. Painfully, maybe even… dangerously, but… uh well, there it is.”
The Equestrians listened to Malcolm, impressed with his statement. Grant, ignoring the others, spread the tiny animal out on the back of his hand and delicately ran his finger over its tail, counting the vertebrae. A look of puzzled recognition crossed his face.
“You’re implying that a group composed entirely of females will… breed?” Dr. Wu pressed.
“No, I’m simply saying that life -- finds a way,” Ian clarified.
“Could it still be possible?” Daring asked.
“Perhaps, if the circumstances were aligned correctly,” Time Turner replied.
“’You can’t control anything’,” Rainbow Dash pondered. “You know… I agree with that.”
Rainbow Dash walked toward Applejack, smiling at her, too warmly.
“You know A.J., I find it so exciting… a little terrifying, but exciting. That you can’t control life, but life always finds a way.”
“It will break through,” Applejack nodded.
“I get ah--”
“I know… it’s mighty excitin’.”
“And scary.”
“And scary.”
“When people try to control things it’s out of their power--”
“It ain’t natural.”
“Yeah… anti-natural.”
“Uh girls, if you’re going to get busy, could you save it for when we get to our rooms?” Daring Do interrupted.
“Oh! Sorry about that!” Rainbow Dash blushed sheepishly. “Didn’t mean for you to see that.”
To which, Applejack frowned at Daring Do with a huff toward the air. There was just something about Daring Do that rubbed the cowpony the wrong way, but she couldn’t put her hoof on it.
Grant, on the other hand, was still obsessed with the infant dinosaur, the whole time spent measuring and weighing it on a nearby lab bench. He stopped; a strange look spread across his face. He knew what this animal was -- but it just couldn’t be.
“What species is this?” Grant asked, dreading the answer.
“Uh -- it’s a Velociraptor,” Dr. Wu answered.
Grant, Ellie, and the Equestrians slowly turned. They looked at each other, then toward Hammond, astonished.
“You bred Raptors?” Grant emphasized, deathly still.
Dr. Wu nodded silently, and the whole group went silent. Alan carefully handed the little baby killer of nature back to the kind, sweet Fluttershy. He watched as she rocked the Raptor gently back and forth in her hooves, as if nothing they said was trouble. Apart from the mewing, there was a long silence as all eyes focused on the baby Velociraptor.
“Great wickering stallions,” Time Turner gaped.
And in all that time, Twilight Sparkle quickly wrote down what he said, thus completing her manuscript.
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A terrible shriek erupted as Grant and Twilight Sparkle charged across the compound, the fire burning in the man’s eyes. The Equestrians and the guests, especially Hammond, struggled to keep up.
“Dr. Grant! Twilight Sparkle!” Hammond called out. “Uh—we planned to show you the raptors later, after lunch.”
But Grant stopped abruptly next to the Velociraptor pen, the heavily fortified cage from earlier, with the San Quentin towers at one end. Twilight Sparkle skid to a halt beside Dr. Grant, who stood right up against the fence, eyes wide, dying for a glimpse. The others followed them toward the staff viewing area, a long walkway wrapped around the concrete structure. Hammond finally caught up, slightly out of breath.
“Dr. Grant… Twilight Sparkle… as I was saying, we’ve laid out lunch for you before you set out into the park. Our gourmet chef Alejandro—"
“What’re they doing?” Grant asked.
“And what are they going to do with that cow?” Twilight pointed out.
As they watched, a giant crane lowered something large down into the middle of the jungle foliage inside the pen. A cow, a very large one at best. But not just ‘any’ cow, a steer. The poor thing looked disconcerted as hell, helpless in its harness, flailing its legs in the air.
“Oh, feeding them,” Hammond replied casually.
“D-D-D-Did you say… feeding?” Fluttershy whimpered.
“Alejandro is preparing a delightful menu for us: A Chilean sea bass, I believe. Shall we?”
But rather than moving along, Grant and Twilight climbed up toward the viewing deck. The others followed, staring as the steer disappeared into the shroud of foliage. The line from the crane hung for a moment as the steer gave a loud ‘moo’ of fright. The jungle seemed to grow very quiet. All eyes stared toward the motionless crane line. It jerked suddenly, like a fishing pole getting a nibble. There’s a pause…
… and then a frenzy. Snarling noises took over, followed by horrible noises and the cow squealing in pain and terror. The line jerked every which way, the jungle plants and trees swayed and snapped from the frantic activity within. There was a cacophony of growling, of snapping, of wet crunches that meant the steer was literally being torn to pieces and it almost made it worse that the group couldn’t see anything of what’s going on. The scientists watched with interest, or, in the Equestrians’ case, disgust, but, in Fluttershy’s case, fear as she hugged Ellie who comforted her.
And then… all was quiet again. The line jerked a few times, then stopped. Slowly, the sound of the jungle started up again.
“Fascinating animals, fascinating,” Hammond broke the silence.
“Oh… my… Faust!” Rarity cringed.
“Give time, they’ll out draw the T-rex. Guarantee it.”
“I’d like to see them,” Daring Do offered. “Can we get closer?
Ellie placed a hand on her arm, just like calming an overexcited child.
“Ms. Daring, these aren’t bones anymore,” Ellie pointed out.
“We’re – still perfecting a viewing system,” Hammond added. “The raptors seem to be a bit resistant to integration into a park setting.”
“They should all be destroyed.”
They turned and looked toward the man who spoke from behind them. Robert Muldoon, the grim-faced man who was present at the accident in the beginning. A man in his forties, British. He joined them and removed his hat. For whenever Muldoon speaks, everyone listens to what he has to say.
“Robert!” Hammond laughed. “Robert Muldoon, my game warden from Kenya. A bit of an alarmist, I’m afraid, but he’s dealt with the raptors more than anyone.”
“Alan Grant,” Grant introduced himself. “What kind of metabolism do they have? What’s their growth rate?”
“They’re lethal at eight months,” Muldoon explained. “And I do mean lethal. I’ve hunted most things that can hunt you, but the way these things move—”
“You’re saying they’re faster?” Rainbow Dash questioned.
“Fast for a biped?” Grant emphasized.
“Cheetah speed,” Muldoon answered. “Fifty, sixty miles per hour if they ever got out in the open – and they’re astonishing jumpers.”
“Whooey… that’ll be a long-time to lasso them doggies,” Applejack shook her head.
“Yes, yes, yes, that’s why we’re taking extremeprecautions,” Hammond assured, facing Ellie. “The ah, viewing area below us will have eight-inch tempered glass set in reinforced steel frames to—”
“Do they show intelligence?” Grant asked.
“And are they smart?” Twilight added. “With the brain cavity like theirs, we assumed—”
“They show extreme intelligence, even problem-solving intelligence,” Muldoon emphasized. “Especially the Big One.”
“How big are we talking about?” Pinkie asked curiously. “Metaphorically? Or ‘literally’?”
“Lemme put it to you this way little one,” Muldoon informed grimly. “We bred eight originally, but when ‘she’ came in, she took over the pride and killed all but two of the others… if not more. That one – when she looks at you, you can see she’s working things out. She’s the reason we have to feed ‘em like this. She had them all attacking the fences when the feeders came.”
“But the fences are electrified though, right?” Ellie asked curiously.
“That’s right, but they never attack the same place twice,” Muldoon corrected. “They were testing the fences for weaknesses. Systematically. They remembered.”
“I know I’m probably going a bit off-topic here, but…” Spike spoke up. “You do seem to handle explaining these matters to talking creatures very well, Mr. Muldoon.”
“Compared to what I’ve seen… nothing surprises me anymore.”
Behind them, the crane whirred back to life, raising the cable back up out of the raptor pen. The guests turned and stared as the end portion of the cable became visible. The steer had been dragged completely away, the harness was destroyed, covered with blood, and nothing remained of the steer. Not even a tattered, bloody harness to find. The horrific sight caused Fluttershy to faint, as her friends rushed over to fan her.
“Yes, well… who’s hungry?” Hammond clapped his hands together.”
“After you, my dear,” Time Turner gestured to Daring Do.
“What a gentlecolt,” Daring Do nodded, walking ahead. “Coming Rainbow Dash?
“Be right there, Double D!” Dash called out, charging forward.
While her friends tried to bring Fluttershy back to life, Applejack turned toward the two Pegasi. Her eyes crossed with suspicion as she stared at the way those two were talking amongst themselves. Spike took notice of Applejack and approached her.
“Everything okay, A.J.?” Spike asked, concerned.
“I dunno Spike,” Applejack responded. “Somethin’ mighty fishy’s goin’ on round here. But I can’t put mah hoof on it.”
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By now, everyone and every pony ate lunch together at a long table in the visitor’s center restaurant. There was a large buffet table and two waiters to serve them. The room was darkened as Hammond showed slides of various scenes all around them. Hammond’s own recorded voice described the current and future features of the park while the slides flash artists’ renderings of all of them.
While the Chilean Sea Bass they were served looked remarkably delicious, most of the group couldn’t stomach a meal after the terrifying display of the raptors (Despite the fact they never saw the actual carnage). Most of the ponies, since they couldn’t eat meat, were given a tossed salad with some dressing of their choosing on the side.
As awkward as the meal was, Spike curiously poked and prodded the sea bass with a fork then carefully took a piece. He sniffed the fish for a moment then slowly drew the forkful into his mouth, chewing slowly to savor the flavor. Suddenly, Spike’s eyes lit up as the flavor of the spices and protein sparked a sensation in his tastebuds and he proceeded to eat his dish quickly. All the while, the real Hammond spoke with them.
“None of these attractions have been finished yet, of course,” Hammond explained, over the narration. “But the park will open with the basic tour that you’re about to take, and then other rides will come online after six to twelve months after that. Absolutely spectacular designs. Spared no expense.”
“I swear if I hear him mention, ‘Spared no expense’ one more time…” Rainbow Dash muttered.
“Take it easy hon… he’s just excited,” Applejack reassured.
“I mean these ideas do sound like they’d be fun attractions,” Pinkie Pie admitted. “Like something out of an amusement park like, uh… ‘Universal Studios’!”
To which Pinkie Pie pulled out a pamphlet from her mane, which showed the ‘Universal Studios’ logo, then did a double take.
“Whoops, wrong park!”
Quickly tossing it aside, Pinkie dug deeper into her mane until she found the one that said ‘Islands of Adventure’ on it.
“Got it!” Pinkie Pie smiled.
But most of the ponies, except a preoccupied Spike, were busy studying all the passing slides. A few of them were a series of graphs dealing with profits, attendance, and other fiscal projections. Donald Gennaro, who had become increasingly friendly with Hammond, as giddy as a schoolboy, grinned from ear to ear.
“And we can charge anything we want!” Gennaro spoke up. “Two thousand a day, ten thousand a day – people will pay it! And then there’s the merchandising, which I personally—”
“Ten thousand dollars for a theme park?” Daring Do raised her brow.
“No offense Mr. Gennaro, but business and statistics-wise I could understand,” Time Turner jumped in. “But motive-wise… I don’t know if there’d be a ton of folk who could afford it.”
“Not to worry little ponies,” Hammond reassured. “This park was not built to cater only for the super-rich. Everyone in the world has the right to enjoy these animals.”
“Sure, they will, they will,” Gennaro nodded, kissing up. “I mean, we’ll have a – coupon day or something.”
“As long as there’s an all-you-can-eat coupon included, you can expect me in line first!” Pinkie Pie grinned.
Grant looked down toward the plate he was eating from. Sure enough, it was in the shape of the island itself. He looked at his drinking cup. It had a T-rex on it, with a splashy Jurassic Park logo. The other Equestrians could see a whole stack of folded amusement park-style maps on the table before them. Boldly, across the top it said, ‘Fly United to Jurassic Park!’.
“Certainly not very subtle on the promotional campaigns,” Rarity observed.
“—From combined revenue streams for all three parks should reach eight to nine billion dollars a year—” Hammond’s voice spoke over tape.
“They’re definitely speculating wildly on some of these figures,” Daring Do reviewed the stats.
“I for one have never been a rich pony myself,” Time Turner shrugged. “I hear it’s nice though. Miss Sparkle, you used to live in Canterlot, would you say it’s nice?”
“Well… I don’t like to brag about finances,” Twilight Sparkle admitted. “True, I live in a castle which mostly pays for itself. But I still prefer to work and earn whatever funds I need to support the housing and business with the school of friendship. I just try to conserve whatever I make and save it for only important matters.”
Ian Malcolm, who had been watching the screens with outright contempt, snorted, as if he’s finally had enough.
“Gee, the lack of humility before nature that’s being displayed here, uh, staggers me.”
All eyes turned and looked toward him. Even Spike’s eyes watched while he still scrapped the meat off his plate with a fork.
“Thank you, Dr. Malcolm,” Gennaro answered. “But I think things are a little bit different than both you and I have feared.”
“Yeah, I know. They’re uh, a lot worse.”
“With all due respect Mr. Gennaro, we were invited to evaluate the safety conditions of the park,” Twilight Sparkle spoke up. “This system that seems simple may be more complex than we ever imagined. Not to mention we have no idea how these animals in a zoo environment can adapt without behaving in an unpredictable fashion. I’m just saying there’s more to this going on than some on-site inspection and hardly any evaluation in the world can cover—”
“Now, wait a second now,” Gennaro interrupted. “We haven’t even seen the park yet. There’s no reason—”
“Donald, Donald, let them talk,” Hammond brushed off. “There’s no reason – I want to hear every viewpoint. I truly do.”
“Yeah, uh, don’t you see the danger, John, uh, inherent in what you’re doing here?” Malcolm questioned. “Genetic power’s the most awesome force this planet’s ever seen, but you wield it like a kid who’s found his dad’s gun.”
“And every McGruff the Crime Dog commercial will insist that’s a bad idea,” Pinkie added.
“It’s hardly appropriate to start hurling accusations—” Gennaro defended.
“Actually… I might have to agree with Mr. Malcolm,” Tim Turner interrupted. “The problem with scientific power, and I speak from experience, it’s whether you have the discipline to attain it or not. It’s one thing to read what others have done and take the next step. It’s another to realize you didn’t earn the knowledge yourself, ergo you don’t take responsibility for it. I’m sorry to say Mr. Hammond, that’s what we’re looking at.”
“You stood on the shoulders of geniuses, uh, to accomplish something as fast as you could,” Malcolm added. “And before you even knew it, you had, you’ve patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic box, and now *BANG* you’re selling it, you wanna sell it, well.”
“I don’t think you’re giving us our due credit,” Hammond responded. “Our scientists have done things which nobody has ever done before.”
“Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied over whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should,” Malcolm argued.
“One time, I tried to use science to create a pesticide in case the parasprites ever returned to Equestria, or even for twitter-mites,” Time Turner added. “Then I realized, it’s one thing to create the perfect pesticide, but that doesn’t tell me not to use it without considering the environmental effects. Magic and science can come together to make a reactor for the Weather Factory, but it can’t tell us not to build it.”
“You made a pesticide… to hurt living creatures?” Fluttershy spoke worriedly.
“It wasn’t going to ‘hurt’ the critters, just stun them,” Time Turner reassured. “But there’s no point to it, as I’ve ditched the project altogether.”
“But this is nature!” Hammond spoke up. “Why not give an extinct species a second chance?! I mean, ‘Condors’. Condors are on the verge of extinction—”
“No—” Malcolm groaned.
“No, no! If I was to create a flock of condors on this island, you wouldn’t have anything to say.”
“You want to bring back the dodo population too?” Rainbow asked sarcastically.
“No, hold on – listen, this isn’t some species that was obliterated by deforestation or, uh, the building of a dam,” Malcolm criticized. “Dinosaurs, uh, had their shot, and nature selected them for extinction.”
“I simply don’t understand this kind of Luddite attitude, especially from a scientist!” Hammond pointed out. “I mean, how can we stand in the light of discovery and not act?”
“Oh, what’s so great about discovery? It’s a violent, penetrative act that scars what it explores. What you call discovery, I call the rape of the natural world!”
“… I don’t know how to respond to that comment,” Rarity shuddered.
“Well, the question is—” Ellie spoke up. “How can you know anything about an extinct ecosystem? And therefore, how could you ever assume that you can control it? You have plants right here in this building, for example, that are poisonous. You picked them because they look pretty, but these are aggressive living things that have no idea what century they’re in and they will defend themselves. Violently, if necessary.”
Exasperated, Hammond turned to Twilight and Grant, the latter appearing shell-shocked.
“Miss Sparkle… Dr. Grant, if there’s one person here, or pony, who can appreciate what I’m trying to do…” Hammond spoke hopefully.
“Listen Mr. Hammond, I don’t want to have to speak for all of us, but I think we know what we’re thinking,” Twilight began, sighing heavily. “We appreciate what you’re trying to do; for kids to see living, breathing dinosaurs is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. We ‘can’ make that a reality for your guests and everyone around the world… but ‘should’ we? I hate to say it but… personally I feel elated… and frightened at the same time.”
“The world has just changed so radically, and we’re all running to catch up,” Grant spoke quietly. “I don’t want to jump to any conclusions, but look—”
Grant leaned forward, showing sincere concern over his face over the reality thrown toward him.
“Dinosaurs and man – two species separated by sixty-five million years of evolution,” Grant emphasized. “Have just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together. How can we have the faintest idea of what to expect?”
“I don’t believe it!” Hammond chuckled. “I don’t believe it! You’re meant to come down here and defend me against these characters, and the only one I’ve got on my side is the blood-sucking lawyer!?”
“Sorry Mr. Hammond…” Fluttershy apologized meekly.
“Don’t take it too personally, Mr. Gennaro,” Daring Do assured. “Not even the lawyers in Equestria get any respect for their work.
“… Thank you,” Gennaro responded deadpanned.
Just then, there was a licking sound that drew their attention. By now, Spike had just finished up his plate and proceeded to lick the plate clean with his slithery tongue. He carefully set the plate on the table with a sigh before brushing his mouth with a napkin.
“Are you going to eat that?” Spike asked the humans.
The three scientists merely just looked at Spike, and slowly slid their plates toward the dragon. Just then, one of the waiters whispered to Hammond.
“Well!” Hammond smiled. “They’re here.”
“Ah – they’re here,” Twilight nodded, with curiosity. “Who’s here?”
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Ah, so he can't identify the dinosaur from his trademark make-kid-wet-pants speech, even when he's holding the thing right in his hands. Great job picking those top minds you were talking about there, Hammond.
Yeah, everyone should be able to fly their personal helicopters to their Hawaiian islands after getting storm insurance. We're looking after the little guy.
Wow, that was an excellent argument against The Lost World. I mean, everything you said in there, pfft, I totally agree.
Wow, that was early.
You're really on a roll here, Mr. E.
The group sure got quite a lesson in DNA and restoring Dinosaurs. But they're starting to get some concerns about Hammond pretty much meddling with nature. And it looks like Applejack's starting to get jealous of Daring Do because Rainbow's spending a lot of time with her.
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As someone who recently read the book cover to cover, I see points where the book characterizations peek through, and points where it fades away. Hammond's constant belief that nothing will go wrong is very accurate to the book, as is everyone's skepticism about the safety of the park. The only one who has changed the most thus far is Gennaro, who has most certainly been turned into a full asshole in the film. Safe to say, I like Gennaro better in the book, but I can absolutely understand why Stephen Spielberg chose this direction for his character.
(For anyone who knows why the shark is named Bruce, you know why Gennaro is an asshole.)
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I really like the part when that baby raptor imprinted on Fluttershy, like it sees her as it's mother. However, I have to agree with Malcom that there some things in life that should not controlled. When you play God...you will get terrible consequences. You'll bite off more than you can chew.
The beauty and mysteries of creation, a behind-the-scenes look at how Dinosaurs walking the Earth today are a reality. An experience that proves to be intriguing... yet terrifying. On one hand, they were able to see the possibility of bringing a long dead species to life for all the world to see. But then it dawns upon them, by having this power who knows what could come with it? It's like freeing a caveman from a frozen prison hoping he won't freak out from waking in a more modern landscape... yeah, that never goes well.
The heroes definitely have some mixed feelings about this experience, but there's a few problems that could complicate matters further. Jealousy in the air... and not to mention two strangers out on a mission where unbeknownst to them some friends of theirs are kidnapped. There's going to be a ton of accountability being taken to full effect in this project.
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It's just like Malcolm said: they didn't die from deforestation or a new dam, they died because nature selected them for extinction.
Ah, Mr. DNA's cartoon. My favorite part of the film. Not only does it throw in some genuine education regarding genetics, but the DNA strand himself is actually pretty funny at times.
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Looks like Rainbow Dash is paying more attention to Daring Do, then she should her own girlfriend. Hopefully things work out for them in the end.
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A word from "Mr. D.N.A":
This has been a word from "Mr. D.N.A".
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Sunny: Woah. Who are they?
Me: Wait a second: those two look vaguely familiar.
Zipp: What I’m wondering is how they are able to travel into the movies all on their own.
Zipp: “Authors”? “As ponies”?
Me: No way! They’re my bosses: Mr. E and Drama! (aside) Must be quite the story for the authors to get involved, right?
Izzy: Uh, who are you talking to?
Me: Hey! You’re not supposed to listen to aside conversations.
Izzy: Sorry!
Hitch: Plymouth, you weren’t kidding when you said they had pet raptors.
Me: From what I heard from my colleagues, their stories are similar to your’s and Sparky’s.
Mares: Aww!
Sparky: (snuggles into Hitch)
Hitch: (reciprocates)
Me: That’s kinda all you can do when you lack opposable thumbs and fingers.
I twiddled my griffon-claws for reference.
Zipp: Thanks a lot for that.
Hitch: Yeah, I’ve had days like that myself. There’s an imprint in the wall back in the station for reference.
Sunny: I thought that was when you and Sprout tried moving in the new filing cabinet.
Hitch: I never did get that hole fixed, so I used it for lightly banging my head in frustration.
Me: Mr. Drama’s one of the best bosses I ever had, though with his temper it’s like he’s a distant relative of Gordon Ramsey.
Sunny: Uh…who are they?
Me: I have another feeling I know.
Me: Ahah, that’s what I figured.
Hitch: They’re on the take with Nedry.
Zipp: I have a feeling that this place is going to get the best of them.
Me: Oh, you have no idea how much you are correct in your prediction.
Pipp: Can you please stop doing that? It’s freaking me out.
Me: Meanwhile, let’s catch up with the main group.
Me: Jurassic Park Visitor Center. Still under construction.
Haven: I like the architectural design. It definitely fits very well into the environment.
Sunny: What does that mean?
Me: I don’t know.
Me: Oh, that is so brilliant. Everything about this movie is brilliant!
Izzy: Wow~!
Zipp: She doesn’t know what she’s talking about. This is amazing!
Pipp: (sing-song) Egghead~! (snaps picture)
Me: Every little thing that Ian Malcolm says is pure gold.
Sprout: Huh?
Izzy: (giggles) He’s funny!
Pipp: Ooh! I love these rides! You sit down in controlled seating and then you get a first-hoof experience right in front of you!
Sunny: Wow, there are two Hammonds.
Izzy: (gasps) He’s got an identical twin!
Izzy: C’mon, Zipp! Say hello!
Zipp: I’m not waving hello to someone in a recorded video. That’s weird.
Sunny: Yeah, that’s…weird alright.
Pipp: Uh~, hoofness! That is so~…many, many years ago.
Hitch: Should I be concerned?
Sunny: How’d he do that?
Pipp: It’s a simulation; this was all probably rehearsed.
Izzy: That’s a lotta Johns!
Pipp: This editing is outdated, but surprisingly holds up well.
Zipp: That’s very interesting. I don’t know much about dinosaurs, but I can get a good idea just from what they’re saying.
Me: This movie's awesome, like that.
Me: (with Mr. DNA) The building blocks of life!
Izzy: Wait, so I’ve got talking DNA strands inside me?!
Me: Nah. DNA’s so small you need a highly advanced microscope just to see it
Zipp: I think using cartoon characters for these presentations is kind of a sellout.
Me: (aside) The Warner’s will eat her alive for that.
Sunny: Many insects besides mosquitoes must have gotten stuck in tree sap back then.
Izzy: Yeah, most of the sap’s been dried out in recent years. On the plus side, it makes a strong adhesive for building things!
Hitch: Homemade, I’m guessing?
Izzy: Patent pending.
Sunny: This is so amazing!
Zipp: This shows exactly why science is cool.
Izzy: Wow~! Is this the technology that I’ve been missing all my life?!
Pipp: Well, actually it passed you by some decades ago.
Sunny: That was…very interesting to watch, actually!
Hitch: I think I can learn a few things from this. My educational programs have needing an upgrade lately.
Me: You’re telling me.
Hitch: Safety first, that’s what I say!
Pipp: Comes with the job, I guess.
Sprout: It’s as busy as the old CanterLogic factory during a Monday.
Izzy: I WANNA SEE THE BABY DINOS!!! PLEASE, PLEASE PLEEEEEEEASE?!!!
Me: Stop giving me the cute eyes, will ya? I have no control over the sequencing of the movie.
Haven: Why must that mare be so crass?
Zipp: Spoken like a true sales-pony…salesman! I meant salesmen.
Zipp: Ha! That’s a science joke.
Pipp: You’re the only one who didn’t fall asleep in Biology to know that.
Sunny: I didn’t know you could do that.
Hitch: Never, and I mean never: do that on an actual ride!
Sunny: Relax, Hitch. You really think that foals are just gonna copy what they see on screen in real life?
Hitch: (deadpans)
Pipp: You’d be surprised and horrified at the same time, Sunny.
Sunny: That’s what you used to open the cells back in Zephyr Heights, right Zipp?
Zipp: Yep. Well, actually it was a hoof-print scanner. Only Mom is allowed to use the retinal scanners.
Sunny: Wowsers, she fast! It’s like she’s on a sugar rush.
Zipp: Remember when Izzy got on a sugar rush?
Izzy: I think it involved tying me to a chair and then bolting it to the ground with my trusty blow torch?
Hitch: I trust that you’re qualified to use one, right?
Izzy: Of course! (aside) I think.
Me: I’ll bet Discord is crying in joy just from watching Ian alone.
Zipp: That is something I need to see.
Me: Oh, great. Henry Wu. I would take heed of this man, he’s not one to be trusted.
Sunny: Why? He just looks like any regular scientist.
Me: So does Dennis Nedry.
Sprout: Technology’s come a long way, hasn’t it?
Pipp: Even in just the last few years. It’s kind of scary, honestly.
Sunny: Oh, my hoofness! We’re about to watch a dinosaur hatching!
Hitch: Good idea. (excited) Oh, I can’t wait to see what the little dino will look like! I bet it wil be adorable!
Zipp: (aside) He really is like a puppy when it comes to animals.
Sunny: (aside) I know! (giggles) It’s cute!
Pipp: (recording) Oh…my. Is…is that blood?
Pipp: (nauseous) Oh…yeah, that’s a lot of blood!
Me: Will you be alright?
Pipp: I should be, it’s no worry.
Hitch: Oh, my…EH! She’s so adorable!
Sunny: She? How’d you know that?
Hitch: I don’t know, I just…I don’t know. I got that feeling, you know?
Zipp: Not really.
Audience: Aw!
Sparky: (nuzzles Hitch)
Hitch: D’oh, Sparky! (returns the affection)
Sunny: She’s an animal magnet, just like Hitch.
Hitch: You think…she’s my ancestor or something?
Me: Maybe. I don’t know really.
Haven: Now, what is so amusing to them? Just make sure not to make out while the scientists are at work!
Me & Alphabittle: (laughing)
Zipp: “No unauthorized breeding”? I don’t know how I feel about that.
Hitch: Neither do I. It feels…authoritarian, or even totalitarian in a sense. (gets looks) Hey, I have to know these words. It’s part of my job.
Hitch: What’s he allergic to? Should I be concerned for Sparky?
Me: I’m sure it’s nothing to worry about.
Me: It’s an amazing string of evolution.
Me: Hah, like I said: pure gold.
Zipp: So…authoritarian or totalitarian?
Hitch: Could be either one. Either way, it can only lead to disaster.
Sunny: Woah…aren’t you being a little premature?
Hitch: Just saying.
Me: Yes! I was waiting for him to say that!
Sunny: Sounds like one of those iconic lines you hear in the movies.
Me: One of the most famous, Sunny.
Me: Can you remind me where you are going with this?
Zipp: A raptor? Like the one they found earlier?
Hitch: Suddenly, this is more scary than exciting now.
Me: (aside) Yet again, another lengthy chapter; Mr. E, you’re a wonderful sonuvagun. Expect the next part by tomorrow.
>>next
I'M A COMING! Wait for me!
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You're not wrong, we've seen this before in movies like Jordan Peele's "Nope." In a way, they serve as warnings as to what could happen if we play god with what we don't understand.
Meanwhile, back at Discord's Theater
Last time, on the Cinematic Adventures, in Ponyville, everypony and creatures were enjoying themselves another movie night...Evil Queen Regina crashed the party...and kidnapped the Cake Twins, in exchange for a relic that nopony were responsible for stealing...everypony are all in a state of disarray.
Mr. Cake: (Panicking) "This is not happening. THIS IS NOT HAPPENING! THIS HAS TO BE A BAD DREAM!!!"
Princess Luna: (To Mr. Cake) "If this were a bad dream, then I'd certainly wake you from it..."
Mrs. Cake : "MY BABIES KIDNAPPED! OH! THE HORROOOOOOORRRR!!!" (Faints into Mr. Cake's hooves)
Sweetie Belle: "What should we do?"
Princess Flurry Heart: "We have to do something. We have to save Pound and Pumpkin Cake!"
Discord: "Of course that evil queen realize, this means war!"
Starlight Glimmer: (To Discord) "As much as I want to agree with you, Discord, I have to disagree. No offense, but none of your plans have ever worked."
Discord: (Offended, to Starlight Glimmer) "You think I can't do it? Watch this here!" (Snaps his finger and popped one of Regina's Black Knight, who he quickly tossed into a volcano) "A-HA! Jump back I'm pretty hot huh? Don't make have to singe anybody to prove no point."
Princess Luna: (Scowling at Discord) "YOU had your chance to rescue somepony..."
Stygian: (Agreeing with Luna) "Your shoddy plan of a rescue landed Sunset Shimmer in disaster!"
Rain Shine: "And after that..." (Goes Nirik mode) "YOU GOT MY HUSBAND KIDNAPPED BY RAY FINKLE AND TURNED HIM INTO A LUNATIC!!!!"
Autumn Blaze: (Rubs her ears) "Yeesh! The fat lady has sung." (Rain Shine gives her a death glare) "No offense!"
Discord: (Huffs) "And your point is?"
Starlight Glimmer: "We need a plan!"
Trixie: (Still speaking frozen) "We need a plan...that's less Discord!"
Garble: (Also speaking frozen) "We need gold!"
Gold Fevers: (Still frozen) "GOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLDDDDD!!!" *HIC*
Sunburst: "We need Sunset Shimmer back!"
Button Mash: "We need extra lives!"
Shining Armor: "We need to fortify our defenses!"
Spitfire: "We need more warriors!"
Soarin: "Yeah! Like....like...WWE! WE need MORE of those guys!"
Bulk Biceps: "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Random Dude: "We need all of the Infinity Stones to power the Infinity Gauntlet, so we can SNAP our fingers and kill all the bad guys out of existence!"
*Crickets chirping SFX*
Random Dude: "What? It worked in the Avengers: Endgame..."
Cranky Doodle Donkey: "That idea may just be crazy enough... TO GET US ALL KILLED!"
Mrs. Cake: "We need someone to rescue our babies!"
Mr. Cake: (To Mrs. Cake) "But who can we call on? Twilight and her friends are in another movie. Sunset Shimmer is in a galaxy, far, far away. And none of us don't stand a chance against those villains!"
Prince Blueblood: (Royal Canterlot Voice) "I HAVE AN IDEEEEEEEEAAAAA!!!!" (Resumes normal voice) "Get me out of this chimney!"
Audience: "Boooo!!!" (Throws foods at Blueblood)
????: "Wow..." (Everypony all turned to look at a dark purple unicorn, with white mane and tail, and a curved horn) "WHAT has become of us?! There once was a time when Equestria was united and we are unstoppable. Because WE have magic! We are ponies! Now look what we've been reduced to! We're letting our fears get the best of us. We're all being divided! All because we are helpless of rescuing two poor unfortunate children! And why is that? Because we've grown too dependent on Princess Twilight to save us!"
Some of the ponies exchanged chatters amongst themselves, as the unicorn continued.
????: "And if wasn't enough...we've gone and STUFFED one of our beloved monarch, INSIDE A CHIMNEY!!!"
Prince Blueblood: "YEAH! What's the matter with you ponies? Have you no respect for royalty?!"
Princess Cadence: "Uh...he's not exactly 'beloved' per say..."
Random Pony: "No! She's right! We can't wait around any longer for Princess Twilight and her friends to return! We need to take IMMEDIATE ACTION!"
Bulk Biceps: "YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"
????: "THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!"
Shining Armor: (Hugs Flurry Heart) "NOT THE CHILDREN!!!"
Princess Cadence: "SHINING!"
Flurry Heart: "DAD!" (Her face turns blue) "You're choking me..."
????: (Bows to Prince Blueblood) "Prince Blueblood! I beg of you. Please! Help us rescue the children!"
Princess Celestia: "Uh...If I may–" (Gets interrupted by Blueblood)
Prince Blueblood: "Well, for starters, you could remove me from this unsightly chimney I've been a prisoner of for quite some time..." (Two pegasi removed Blueblood from the chimney) "There, that's better. Now then, I propose...WE GO TO WAR!"
Crowd: "WAR?!"
Storm Shield: "NO! Wait! Let's just carefully think these–OOF!" (Gets shoved by Prince Blueblood)
Prince Blueblood: "Now is not the time to be complacent! We should do something!"
Danger, Danger (Angry Mob) (Song) - MLP: A New Generation
Prince Blueblood:
Something is lurking, something is near
Something is feeling stranger, stranger
Stirring up discord, whipping up fear
Whispering softly, "danger, danger!"
Outsiders creep up slow and steady
Wings glistening, horns at the ready
Think what they could do to the status quo
[Opaline]
Oh, no!
[Prince Blueblood]
They're gonna steal, plunder, and pillage
They're gonna take over the village
Don't just sit on your butts and do nothing and wait
Let's enter a blind, irrational state
Better get nervous, better get tense
Better not let them catch you blinking
You don't need a reason, fillies and gents
This is no time for sober thinking
Mob!
Sunburst: Mob?
[Prince Blueblood]
M-M-Mob, mob!
Mrs. Cake: Mob?
Mr. Cake: Mob?
[Prince Blueblood]
Angry, angry mob!
[Ponies]
Mob, m-m-mob, mob!
Mob, mob, angry, angry!
[Prince Blueblood]
Fight, see in black and white
That's your pony right
Time to lift your manes and proudly
Throng, numbers make you strong
Millions can't be wrong
Especially when they're screaming loudly
You might not have a bale of hay to borrow
Are you saddled with your sorrow?
Are you scared about tomorrow?
Well, it's all gonna work out painlessly
If you follow my orders brainlessly
Who are we?
[Every ponies]
We're an angry mob!
[Prince Blueblood]
What are we?
[Every ponies]
We're an angry mob!
[Prince Blublood]
Look at this corn!
[Zecora]
It's on the cob?
[Prince Blueblood]
Look at that guy!
[Rob the Pony]
Uh, my name's Rob.
[Blueblood and ponies]
Mob, mob, m-m-mob, mob!
Mob, mob, angry, angry!
Mob, mob, m-m-mob, mob!
Mob, mob, angry, angry!
[Every ponies]
Mob, mob, m-m-mob, mob!
Mob, mob, angry, angry!
Mob, mob, m-m-mob, mob!
Mob, mob...
[Prince Blueblood]
M-Mob, m-mob!
M-Mob, m-mob!
M-Mob, m-mob!
[Prince Blueblood and ponies]
...angry, angry mob!
And someone lobbed a rotten tomato at a Star Wars poster, hitting Sunset Shimmer's face.
Tempest Shadow: (Looks at the poster) "Well, I'm glad it's not me..."
Storm Shield: (Looks at the angry mob, blindly taking in Blueblood's words) "This is totally messed up..."
Cheese Sandwich: "I kinda like the idea with the Infinity Stones."
Smolder: (To the angry mob) "Yeah, well, have fun with that. We're gonna go watch the rest of the movie..."
Discord: (Singing along) "Mob, mob, mob, mob, angry, angry...Oh!"
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Elroy: That's very amazing, Mr. E.
???: HOLD ON!!!!
All: Huh?
https://youtu.be/WMcQ7qdz37U
or
https://youtu.be/dO343GEOedI
My theme song
??? Sings the theme song! Zero to Hero!
Gonna Staaand out til you notice me!
???: Heeeeeere's Elroy777! But call me Elroy!
Elroy: I watch all your cinematic adventures, and I love all your works, Mr. E! First, I was the quest and now here I am. To let you know, my favorite pony is Twilight Sparkle, and my second Favorite, Rainbow Dash! Also got my little brother with me, his name is Ted777 and he's a fan of the Cutie Mark Crusaders. I want to say, I love your works! So we're here to enjoy the movie, We're Pegasus, by the way! So cowabunga dude!
Like my comment, Mr. E?
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Shortly after Quill Cast and Curtain Calls left, a box started to move on its own, until it fell over and landed on the dock, with a mighty crash. Spilling out are a gray-and-white cat with green eyes, and a light brown fluffy dog with brown spots, and a scruffy orange hair.
Cat: "Phew!" (Stretches and cracks her spines back into place) "Glad to be off of that kooky, Dr. Moreau's island!"
Dog: "He was a good doctor! He was going to make me a real boy! He even gave me a bar of chocolate!"
Cat: "...Runt. I like you better as a dog. And chocolate is too good for a dog, like you. Let's go."
Runt: "Okay. Let's go, let's go, let's...where are we going, Rita?"
Rita: "Anywhere we want."
Runt: "OKAY! Uh...how much farther is...anywhere we want?"
Rita: (Sighs) "25 years and nine lives and I'm still stuck with this guy? Life's gone to the dogs."
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So much going on and so much hype for whats to come, i worry for AJ with whats going on between Dash and Daring and a little suspicious, very excited, keep it up Lord E and Drama XD
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Just stay put and let the heroes handle it.
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Meanwhile, back at Discord's Theater
While Prince Blueblood and his "angry mobs" are concocting a plan of attack against Regina and rescue the Cake Twins, everyone else who are still sane (or frozen, in the case of the Gold Fevers) resumed watching the Cinematic Adventure.
Audience: "Woooooooowwwww!!!"
Scootaloo: "So coooool!!!"
Button Mash: "It's no Super Mario World, but me likey!"
Petunia Paleo: (Whining) "I SOOOO wanna gooo..."
Starlight Glimmer: "Uh...should we be concerned about that?"
Big Mac: "Eeyup."
Discord: "Nope! It's...all part of the decoration."
Granny Smith: "Ya got that right, Twilight."
Big Mac: "Eeyup!"
Tree Hugger: "Totally. I can like feel the green groovy vibe~"
Petunia Paleo: (Teary eyes) "It's true! All dinosaurs go to heaven!"
Discord: "A 1970's British Sci-Fi movie in blue-and-orange!" (Holds up the movie poster) "Yabba dabba doo!"m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71dQX62z7tL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg
Snips: "Uh...say what now?"
Professor Fossil: "Hey! Show some respect for our works on uncovering the past!" (Looks to see Discord snickering, who simply shrugged in response)
They're not the only ones suffering.
Gilda: (Still frozen) "Worst...pun...ever..."
Cheese Sandwich: (To Gilda) "No need to be a dinosaur loser."
Extra Cuts
Following our heroes into the building is a large man wearing a security guard uniform. Inside his pocket protector, a voice can be heard.
????: "Egad, Brain! We're inside the building!"
????: "Shhh! Quiet, Pinky! We don't want to alert the humans! Nobody knows we are here yet. Our conquest to take over the world is just around the corner. I can feel it!"
Discord: "I'm getting the sense that every wannabe movie theater tycoons are ripping off my theater's interior structure..."
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The fat security guard took his seat in the back, while his two occupants inside his pocket poked their heads out to get a good look at the featured presentation.
Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Oh. Just what we need. Two Hammond..."
Matilda: "How wonderful!"
Snips: "Ooh! Movie IN a movie!" (Rings a bell) "Uh, waiter? Can I get one of those volcano brownies? Please?"
Moondancer: "Hmmm. Something tells me that something juicy and fascinating is abound."
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????: "HI MR. HAMMOND! HA HA HA! NERF! POINT!"
????: "Pinky! Keep it quiet!"
????: "Oh! Right. No talking in the movie theater. POINT! Shhh!"
Gallus: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. Clearly, someone hasn't been showing up for rehearsals..."
Smolder: "He makes Princess Celestia look professional. And she can't act!"
Princess Celestia: (Royal Canterlot Voice) "I HEARD THAT!!!"
Princess Luna and her long-lost daughter, Gari, both had to stifle a laughter.
Moondancer: "Cloning?"
Discord: (Dons a French appearance) "Zut alor! Zey are multiplying like rabbits!"
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????: "Hmmm. That purple alicorn certainly knows her science."
????: "She's pretty! NARF! But not as pretty as my Pharfignewton! Poit!"
Moondancer: "Yeah, that's what I'd like to know..."
Tempest Shadow: "Oh joy. A silly cartoon..."
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????: "EGAD, BRAIN! Look! It's a funny cartoon!"
????: "Pinky, to the people watching us through their screens, we're the cartoons."
????: "THERE are people WATCHING US?! NARF! Don't let them look into my closet! Cover the rear!"
Discord: "Excuse me?! You...you making cracks about me? You think I'm a clown? Is that what I am to you, huh? Are you reading this message? Did you fire the other guy? Did you asked Phantom-Dragon to take over? Did you rent my theater? Did you enjoy my wisecracks and my guest-star appearances, on my own terms? And all of sudden, you start makin' fun of me?"
Moondancer was eagerly taking down notes.
Snips: "He means dinosaurs are still alive?!"
Snails: "I told you that Bigfoot is a dinosaur! And he's out there!"
Scootaloo: (To Snips and Snails) "Guys. He's talking about where we can find dinosaur bloods."
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????: "OH! I love dinosaurs! Troz!"
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????: "AAHHH!!! It's a vampire!"
????: "No, you simpleton! It's a mosquito!"
????: "Ew! I hate mosquitoes even more! They make me itch."
Moondancer: (Writing down notes) "OH! I get it now! That explains the ambers that the workers were digging up earlier!"
Lemon Heart: (To Moondancer) "Uh...care to share with the rest of the classic, Moondancer?"
Moondancer: (To her friends) "Well, when the mosquito gets trapped in the amber, the dinosaur blood they've drank are still inside of them. And with them, the DNAs of all the dinosaurs that lived a long time ago! And with those DNAs, those human scientists would later use to create real live dinosaurs!"
Twinkleshine: "Oh! I get it now!"
Minuette: "That's so amazing!"
Luster Dawn: "My thoughts exactly! Question is: How did they get it out of the mosquitos?"
Moondancer: (To Luster Dawn) "Well, that answers that!" (Scribbles down more notes)
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????: "Amazing!"
????: "WHOO-HOOO!!! NARF! BINGO, BRAIN! We've got Dino DNA! ...What's a DNA?"
Scootaloo and Petunia: "Baby dinoaur?"
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????: "BABY DINOSAUR?!!!"
????: "Bawk bawk baaaaawwwwwkkk?!"
Cheerilee: "I'll say. And that says a lot, coming from me."
Sweetie Belle: (To Cheerilee) "Aw, don't worry, Cheerilee! You're still our favorite teacher!"
Ocellus: "Uh...safety? From what exactly?"
Sandbar: "We're about to find out."
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?????: "WHEEEEEE!!!!"
????: "Pinky, we're not even moving that fast..."
Gabby: "AW! How adorable!" (Clutches her claws together) "I bet it must be nice to be a mama griffon, welcoming such beautiful babies into this world!"
Petunia Paleo: (Puts her hooves together, as if she was praying) "Thank you!"
Gilda: (Still frozen) "They just did..."
Discord: "Fly away girls! Be free!"
Snips: "OPEN SESAME!"
Smolder: "Try alohamora! Works on every locks."
Big Mac: "Eeyup."
Discord: "Yes...we should..."
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Among the scientists, wearing a lab coat and a mask to conceal her identity, is a certain blue fox. She was looking at the eggs closely with a look of fascination and joy.
Krystal: "...Hello little ones. Shhh. It's okay, it's okay. Don't be scared."
????: "Excuse me..."
Krystal looks up to see it was the man she had been following. Dr. Henry Wu.
Dr. Henry Wu: "The eggs are fragile. I strongly advise you to be very careful."
Krystal: "Of course, doctor. My apologies."
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Krystal and Dr. Henry Wu both turned to look to see Hammond with his guest entering the area.
Princess Celestia: (Chuckling) "Old habits die hard, I'm afraid."
Princess Cadence: (Smiling) "I remember Twilight being this when I first took her to the Starswirl the Bearded exhibit in New Mare City."
Discord: "You got that right!"
Big Mac: "Eeyup..."
Big Mac: "Eeyup!"
Silver Spoon: "Compared to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Facotry, that's like Princess Twilight on a sugar hype."
Diamond Tiara: "You said it, Silver Spoon."
Moondancer: "Though, I can't say I don't blame her. Even I would be excited to be there! Twilight's super lucky..."
Discord: "And the future mad scientist who will later create three dinosaur hybrid killing machines and a locust apocalypse."
Mina: (To Discord) "What was that?"
Discord: (To Mina) "Oh nothing!"
Moondancer: "Me two!"
Petunia Paleo: "Me three!"
Luster Dawn: "Likewise."
Snips: (Points to the three ponies) "What they said!"
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Krystal: (Passing by, still in her disguise) "It's a miracle."
Petunia Paleo: "AW! We're going to see a baby dinosaur!"
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Krystal joined alongside the group, secretly, of course. At the same time, the security guard also took his place, with his two passengers jumping out, revealing themselves to be two white lab rats.
The Brain: (Breaks the fourth wall) "We are mice!"
Pinky: "Ooh! This is going to be so exciting, Brain! We're watching a dinosaur hatching! We're watching a dinosaur hatching!"
Audience: "AWWWWWWWW!!!!"
Gabby: "AW! It's so precious~!"
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Krystal: (Communicates with the dinosaur telepathically) "Welcome little one."
Brain: "Amazing! It survived the process. It actually works!"
Gabby: "AW! The little baby thinks Fluttershy is its mommy!"
Gallus: "Reminds you of someone? Smolder?"
Smolder: (Smiles, while Norberta looks excited) "Looks like you're getting yourself a new playmate soon, Norberta!"
Discord: "So...does that mean I'm an uncle? I'm a dinosaur's uncle!"
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Krystal looks fondly at Fluttershy and the baby dinosaur.
Moondancer: "Fascinating!" (Scribbles down more notes on her notepad)
Gallus: "All the dinos are girls? No boys?"
Smolder: "Heh! Points for girl powers, I guess." (Both she and Norberta share a high-five)
Queen Novo: (Tearing up) "It's enough to make a grown hippogriff cry!" (Crosses her eyes) "But not this hippogriff! Get back in there tear!" (Sucks up her teardrop)
Moondancer: "I'll say!" (Scribbles down on her notepad as well)
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????: "Bawk bawk bawk bawk!" (Uh huh! And proud of it!)
Turns out, the Security Guard who helped the two mice – Pinky and the Brain – infiltrate the lab is a big chicken himself!
Meanwhile, the Brain was already concocting a new scheme to take over the world. What else is new?
Brain: "This is splendid! Absolutely splendid! Pinky. We are sitting on a goldmine of an opportunity here! With all this technology, and all the DNAs of dinosaurs in the palm of our paws, we can hatch ourselves our very own army of dinosaurs! Once they hatch, they will all imprint me as their leader. Every single one of these dinosaurs, under my command, I shall be the undisputed ruler of the world. Their dinosaur king!"
At that moment, Krystal looked up and looked around the room.
Krystal: "Just now...I feel...a disturbance..."
Moondancer: (Scribbling her notes) "But intriguing!"
Princess Luna: "Hmmm. He's not wrong there."
Luster Dawn: "Life finds a way, huh?"
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Brain: "Oh pish-posh, and tut-tut. I'm a genius. I will find away to enslave all life."
Sunburst: "Kinda like how Sunset Shimmer would eventually find a way to break free from the Dark Side of the Force?"
Starlight Glimmer: "Or how eventually, my entire community of equalists would be brought to ruination by the timely arrival of Twilight and friends?"
Trixie: (Breaks free) "Or how about the Great and Powerful Trixie will eventually regain mobility?"
Garble: "Yeah! I agree with the pony!" (Turns to Maddie Hatter) "NOW GIVE US THE GOLD!!!"
Gold Fevers: "MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!"
Smolder, Silverstream, Yona, and Ocellus: (Waves their wands) "Immobulus!"
And just like that, the Gold Fevers were frozen in place.
Garble: (Frozen again) "Aw crud..."
Mina: "Mayday, mayday. Someone's getting jealous~"
Petunia Paleo: "OMIGOSH! A VELOCIRAPTOR!?!"
Gabby: "Aw, what cute Velociraptor!"
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Brain: "Hmmm. Pinkie. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain! But how do we teach a duck to dance the Irish River Dance?"
Suddenly, at that moment, a large fat man in a sweatshirt and a cherry boxer came running into the lab.
????: "Help! Help! Somebody help! I was in a closet! Someone hit me on the head and stole my uniform!" (Sees the chicken in security officer uniform) "THAT'S HIM! THAT'S THE GUY!"
Pinky: "EGAD, Brain! We gotta go!"
Brain: "Wait...NO!"
Chicken Boo: "Bawk-kaaa!!!"
With that, Chicken Boo has flown the coup, with Pinky and the Brain.
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To be continued...
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Zipp: So, did anypony else notice those animals that arrived with those ponies at the docks?
Izzy: I noticed two little mice with Krystal in the lab. They said something about wanting to take over the world?
Me: I wouldn’t worry about them. Their plans never work anyway. (aside) This film’s just a magnet for everyone from Animaniacs.
Me: Well, I guess it makes sense when you think about it, Dot.
Zipp: How...?
Me: Cartoon logic. There's no such thing.
Me: Careful, Dot. He's married with kids.
Hitch: No but, seriously: who is Gordon Ramsey?
Me: World renowned chef, mogul, and enterprising cook. He's quite the gentleman but he'll rip you into pieces if you screw around.
Me: Glad I'm not the only one that finds Wu suspicious.
Zipp: I'm having a hard time seeing it.
Me: You'll see it; don't worry. There's plenty of corporate espionage to go around.
Sunny: They escaped just in time for the main group to arrive. It's weird how that seems to happen.
Zipp: Wait, this is the same paddock from the beginning of the movie!
Me: Straight up.
Hitch: I’m…pretty sure there’s a violation in this somewhere.
Hitch: Uh…they are carnivores right?
Me: Yep. They need to eat meat to survive.
Sunny: I’m…not very comfortable with this anymore.
Me: It’ll pass by in a few short moments.
There was absolute silence in the theater as well.
Me: These velociraptors are vicious predators, but I wouldn’t go so far as to call them apex predators.
Sunny: No! No thank you!
Zipp: No way, dude! You’re out of your mind.
Izzy: Hey! It’s that guy from before!
Me: Yep, game warden and professional hunter. He knows his stuff when it comes to analyzing wild animals, dinosaurs or otherwise.
Zipp: So we’ve seen.
Pipp: Wow. I would not want to meet one in person.
Zipp: Me neither.
Hitch: Problem-solving intelligence? That’s scary!
Izzy: Do you think they could paint a canvas art piece?
Sunny: I…don’t think we should find out.
Izzy: He’s seen some stuff. Stuff that only nightmares can comprehend.
Pipp: You’re scaring us again, Izzy.
Just about everyone in the audience looked away at the sight.
Hitch: If that’s how they feed on a cow, then…then it’s probably best that they remain in that paddock.
Zipp: I agree. And it involves a fat man named Dennis Nedry.
Izzy: Hey, that rhymed!
Sunny: He keeps saying that for some reason.
Hitch: Where do you suppose his investments came from?
Sunny: No idea.
Me: I’ve personally been to Universal Studios. One of the best theme parks in the whole world.
Izzy: It sounds like fun! We should go there!
Zipp: Greedy lawyer alert.
Sunny: You’re alienating plenty of revenue for the park at ticket prices that high.
Izzy: Ooh, that’d be nice!
Me: You know, it’s people like Gennaro that give lawyers a terrible reputation. Thankfully there are much better examples.
Phyllis: The marketing is honestly brilliant. Definitely bound to attract some amount of customers.
Me: She should become a preacher with words like that. Maybe even have a successful campaign run if she’s willing.
Hitch: Isn’t she already one?
Me: No, not really. From what I’ve seen, the monarchy is separate…actually I don’t know about that. The whole of Equestrian politics is just confusing to me.
Zipp: Yep, this guy’s not afraid to show his opinions.
Sunny: Something about his cynicism puts me off.
Me: Guns, guns, and more guns. It’s scaringly ridiculous.
Me: There is a very dangerous precedent that these scientists are forgetting: every time humans try to trounce nature, it’s nature that always gets the last laugh.
Me: There have been species killed off because of human intervention. Dinosaurs were not on that list.
Hitch: This is all very concerning.
Sunny: I don’t see what’s wrong with the park. I mean, it’s got the kind of attraction that anyone would want to see. These guys should be excited about this discovery!
Haven: Very strong opinions, Dr. Malcolm.
Me: He’s not wrong. Discovery has had very devastating consequences in the past, least of which being the destruction of the environment for profits.
Me: And violently, they well. With dinosaurs back in the mix, humans are no longer the apex predator.
Hitch: Frankly, now the prospect of seeing live dinosaurs is terrifying me, now.
Sunny: Oh, come on, Hitch. What’s the worst that can happen?
Izzy: (shudders) O-oh, no! I-I-I hope t-that’s n-not jinxie!
Me: (aside) Sunny, that hopeful optimism of yours will land you in serious trouble one day if you’re not careful.
Zipp: In this case, you’re justified in not liking him.
Me: I’ll tell you now: the last of our main characters.
Hitch: Uh oh, Sparky’s tummy is rumbling again.
Me: Not to worry, I’ve prepared for that. (reaches over behind seat) Dragons have quite the stomach to eat just about anything that’s edible. (passes tray over) Here you go, Sparky. Pan seared scallops and all-beef wellington. Just like how Gordon Ramsey makes ‘em.
Sparky: (proceeds to munch all over the tray)
Hitch: Wow, he was really hungry.
Me: Oh! So my bosses meet up with Phantom in this extra cut! Haha, I knew there was going to be something interesting with these!
Zipp: I still can't believe that we're watching your bosses on screen.
Me: You did the same thing with Phantom in Ace Ventura.
Izzy: Wouldn't it be cool if you were up there, Plymouth?!
Me: Eh, it depends on the movie.
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Un: " Whistle! Not even the Fire Nation has built something this stunning."
Myself: " Wait until you see inside."
Dodger: " Ok, now I'm really impressed."
Fleck: " Wow!
Tubby Nugget: " Haha, so corny it's funny!
Dr Gangle: " Ok so here is where we're going to learn the secrets of John Hammond's Dinosaurs."
General Supernova: " Hello!"
Fleck: " Hi!"
Tubby Nugget: " What’s up!"
Dr Gangle: " Aw, cloning, but no person has ever created an intact DNA strand to create a intact clone.
Fleck: " Is that true Dr Gangle?"
Dr Gangle: " Oh yes! One small drop of blood can contain a single billion strands of your DNA."
Erik: " Yuck! Mosquitoes are the worst."
Tubby Nugget: " You get rid of one suddenly hundreds more surround you."
Dr Gangle: " Something doesn't sound right, even if you were able to extract the blood Dino blood wasn't the only thing that existed back then so you wouldn't be surr if it was Dino DNA or something else. "
Dodger: " Muggles truly are more advanced than we are."
Moraik: " Even more than we are in our world"
Dr Gangle: " Frog DNA but why frogs and not birds or maybe crocodiles? "
Myself: " Birds were discarded due to their potentially sensitive respiratory systems, which could have fatal reactions to the high levels of atmospheric nitrogen present in the Mesozoic era that Jurassic Park aimed to replicate. Meanwhile, the use of crocodile DNA was deemed too dangerous since crocodiles have been shown to possess a heightened immune system that could have resulted in the death of the cloned dinosaurs."
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Meanwhile, back at the Raptor Paddock, Wakko is currently in a tug-of-war with the raptors, over a piece of steak. His brother and sister, and I, were pulling on his tail to keep him from getting pulled back into their pen.
Me: “C’mon, Wakko! Just let the steak go! It’s not worth it!”
Wakko Warner: “And let these poor hungry beasts eat undercooked meat that’s too raw? Never! Chef Gordon Ramsay likes his meat tender. And these meat need good tenderizing.”
Me: (To Wakko) “They’re not that kind meat eater, Wakko. So just give them back their meat!”
Dot Warner: “Though, I will have to say. When it comes to preparing a fancy dinner, Chef Gordon makes it look intense…but fun to watch! What a man~”
Me: (To Wakko) "Just let it go, man! We have to catch up with Krystal and find out more on what Dr. Henry Wu could be concocting!"
Wakko Warner: "Hmph. People have no taste of good cuisines these days."
Wakko lets go of the steaks, causing him to fly back to his siblings, and they both roll on their back, like a bowling ball, rolling towards me, and plowing us into the shrubs.
Gabby: "Oh. Here again..."
Sonata Gloom: "Where it all started..."
Discord: "A steer, actually."
Big Mac: "Eee....what?"
Sonata Gloom: *Gasps*
Everyone in the theater all turned to look at the herd of buffalos, yaks, and cows who are still sane enough to watch the movie. Needless to say, a lot of the cows, including one named DaisyJo, couldn't help but turn herself completely white, it looked as if she never had any spots.
Horrified, Princess Celestia quickly covers Storm Shield's eyes, while Gari covers Princess Luna's eyes.
Shining Armor: "LOOK AWAY, FLURRY!!!"
A lot of the cows fainted in their seats, with some of the bisons looking away. Yona and some of the yak children couldn't help but cry their eyes out.
However, for some of the audience members who eat meat, and who liked violence...well...
Gilda: (Still frozen) "Aw yeah! That's what I'm talking about!"
Discord: "See, this is why cows at Chick-fil-a say, 'Eat more chicken.'"
Petunia Paleo: "Says who?"
Scootaloo: (To her parents) "It's him!"
Spitfire: (Whistles) "Now that's an academy record!"
Big Mac: "Eeyup."
Silverstream: "The Big One?"
Sandbar: "Sounds to me they're not dealing with any run of the mill, dinosaurs. But hyper-intelligent one as well!"
Gallus: "Next thing you know, we're gonna do a TV Show titled: Are You Smarter Than A Velociraptor?"
Discord: (To Gallus) "Hmmm. That's not a bad idea, actually."
Snap Shutter: "Story of our life's work." (Gazes lovingly with his wife and their daughter, Scootaloo)
Yona: "Whoever steer was...rest in peace."
Yaks: "YAKS MOURN!!!" (The yaks all proceeded to cry their eyes out and flooding the theater)
Gallus: "That...or maybe a she's just gettin' a little bit jealous there."
Random Dude: "Yeah! Just like when Rarity got jealous with Spike hanging out with Gabby more than her."
Gilda: (Still frozen) "Fish! Fish! Gimme...fish!"
Garble: (Still frozen) "Smolder...unfreeze me!"
Smolder: (Grins trollishly) "What's the magic word?"
Garble: (Still frozen) "Un-STUPEFY!!!"
Smolder: (Shakes her head) "Nope. The correct answer is: Please! I'll also accept, SHAZAM!"
Norberta: "SHAZAM!" (Receives a pat on her head)
Gallus: (To Gabby) "Looks like some-griffon's dragon boyfriend has gotten his first taste of fish."
Gabby: (To Gallus) "Can't say I don't blame him. That sea bass is really delicious. He should take some for to go! Or..." (To Gustave le Grande) "Uncle Gustave! Can you make us a fish dinner similar to that? I...kinda want me and Spike to have one of that for a dinner, later this weekend."
Gustave le Grande: "Oui, Gabby, my dearest niece. Consider it done. But...I need a really big fish..."
Sonata Gloom: "Uh huh. And...any insurance to back up those claims?"
Discord: "Cha-ching! Though...come to think of it, Doc once went there for a well-deserved vacation after the horrible Star Wars trilogy debacle..."
Sonata Gloom: "You took the words right out of my mouth, Doc..."
Petunia Paleo: "A-A-And...does that include us from this world too? Because I'm definitely wanting to go there and look at all these dinosaurs up close!"
Scootaloo: "Same here!"
Mrs. Cake: (Still sobbing) "Pound and Pumpkin Cake would love to go..." (Mr. Cake tries his best to comfort his wife)
Big Mac: "Eeyup!"
Sonata Gloom: "I couldn't have said it better myself, Twilight."
Diamond Tiara: "Ugh...would it kill for him to at least crack a smile, or smell the roses? Or maybe look at the glass half-full? What's the worst that can happen?"
Diamond Tiara: "So...he's saying it that it's a bad thing to bring dinosaurs back to life and to share this newfound discovery to the world?"
Sonata Gloom: (To Diamond) "What he's trying to say, Diamond, is...while it is a breakthrough, in the work of science, and granted, it is astounding that it would certainly fetch millions, perhaps millions of money, there's always a room for errors, or for any unforeseen disasters to follow. It is an accomplishment to bring dinosaurs back to life, but without proper precautions, or extra safety measures, it can all go wrong. For one thing, your dinosaur could run loose and destroy the world..."
Diamond Tiara: "Ooh...I...never thought of it that way before..."
Discord: "Oh sure...and next thing you'll be saying is why I shouldn't be doing as many chaos as I please..."
Marble Pie: "Ditto."
Ocellus: "Same..."
Big Mac: "Eenope."
Zecora: "Hmmm, his words speak truth, despite his mouth so uncouth. But I hold his words with merit, for one who speaks like a parrot. With great power comes great responsibility, otherwise the greater the fatality."
Discord: "And yet we have a brony who is happily married with a lovely kirin queen, and nobody's complaining about that. Are they?"
Starlight Glimmer: (Ignoring Discord) "Still, I'm afraid I will have to agree with Dr. Alan Grant on this one. Even if it's a miracle that dinosaurs can be brought back to life, there's still so many things we don't know. So many disasters could go wrong and...at the end, we wonder if it's worth the risk..."
Sonata Gloom: "...Sad, but true..."
Hammond's grandchildren are here.
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In the meantime, me and the Warner Siblings were making a hasty run through the foliage.
Me: (To the Warners) "Okay. I think we've been here long enough. We gotta go and catch up with Krystal and–OOF!!!"
Unfortunately, I wasn't looking where I was going, and we crashed headfirst into two familiar ponies...
Me: 😵 (Clears my head up) "Huh? Mr. E?! Drama?!"
Wakko Warner: "WAKKO!"
The grand kids.
I honestly can't wait for them to be in the Jurassic world universe,heck I have e a feeling that Fluttershy would probably tame the indosuarus rex, and the raptor squad ( aka blue delta echo and charlie.
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Sunset Shimmer: Whoa, nice setup.
Cal Kestis: Greez would've loved a place like this.
Postwar: You still keep in contact with him.
Cal Kestis: Every now and then.
Postwar: *Sunset and Postwar groaned*, Lame!!
Ganodi: Is that joke really that bad?
Sunset Shimmer: You have no idea.
Postwar: Everyone's got a gimmick just to sell merchandise.
Sunset Shimmer: Can you blame them, they just want to advertise so that they could raise enough funds to keep the place going.
Mando: But some of them can't see the danger they posses before its too late.
Cal Kestis: Took the words right out of my mouth, Mando.
Sunset Shimmer: Now that's a good way to show kids the importance of DNA.
Postwar: Least its better than the one I watched.
Petro: What was that one about.
Postwar: One word...puberty.
The others cringed and shuddered, thinking about sensitive topics like that.
Sunset Shimmer: Whoa...amazing.
Cal Kestis: Reminds me of the clones' old home of Kamino.
Postwar: Yeah, too bad that their home was destroyed.
Rex: Yeah...it...was worse for me, and those who remained.
Rex thinks back from his days on Kamino, on how he grew up and how he was trained from birth to be a soldier for the Republic. Postwar places his hand on his shoulder and gave a look of sympathy, knowing what it was like to lose a home.
Postwar: Hmm, I wonder if this Galaxy has something similar to it.
Cal Kestis: We do, we just don't use it on public places.
Mando: It's mostly used for military.
Postwar: Speaking from experience.
Mando: Something like that.
Ganodi: Alright, shh, I wanna see what happens next.
C-3PO: Oh, as are we, I am so eager to see what our friends are doing next.
Sunset Shimmer: Again?
Postwar: Whenever she sees something she's never seen before, she tends to get overexcited. Trust me, we should know.
Mando: Agreed.
Postwar: If Sci-Twi saw this, she'd have a cow.
Sunset Shimmer: Who?
Postwar: Oh, the human version of Twilight.
Sunset Shimmer blinked in surprise, for she didn't know that he knew about her.
Zatt: He really loves dinosaurs.
Postwar: Well, a man of his riches would want to see what they spend on up close and personal.
Girls in the room: Aaawwwwww.
Postwar: Pff, sure, feel that way now, but wait till you see when they get older. *Gets slapped on the shoulder by Sunset*
Sunset Shimmer: Don't ruin it for everyone else.
Byph: Wow, I can't believe she tamed a baby Dinosaur.
Rex: Heh, where was she during the Clone Wars?
Postwar: Yep, that's another one for the books. *Pulls out a book and catalog's Fluttershy's profile, so that future generations could learn from it*
Postwar: To quote an Aztec Emperor, (with Sunset) No touchy the shell. *Looks at one another surprised, and couldnt help but smile*
Mando: He's not wrong there.
Cal Kestis: He's right, nature and evolution are among the important aspects of life, and no matter how hard one tries, it tends to strike you hard when you least expect it.
Petro: Are the Raptors really that dangerous?
Ganodi: Given the state they're in, I think it is.
Sunset Shimmer: Trust me, they may be small, but they're very dangerous.
Petro: Wow, I can see how they're dangerous.
Half the audience: Told you.
Zatt: Someone's jealous.
Sunset Shimmer: Well I can't blame her, considering how she's spending time with her. Then again, how often do you get to hang out with an idol of yours for a long time?
Postwar: Wish I was lucky to meet famous people. And yes, I visited a few, but they don't count.
Postwar: They have every right to be cautious. They don't see the dangers of it until it's too late.
Rex: Agreed, I remember when we brought the Zilio Beast to Coruscant. It nearly destroy a tenth of the city as it was rampaging through.
Sunset Shimmer: Tends to happen to a lot of us.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah, who else would be here?
Postwar: Something tells me we'll find out soon enough.
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Me:"R-14, Locate Phantom Dragon's Radio signal".
R-14*pulls up hologram Dimensional map and shows that he, along with Mr E and Drama, are in the Jurassic park Dimension*.
Me:"Great, Phantom Dragon must have got himself drag in to that world, along with everyone else, but now that he's there, he could do me a favor for me, R-14, contact Phantom Dragon's radio".
R-14 manage a establish a contact to Phantom Dragon's radio and It went off.
Me:(radio)"Phantom Dragon, can You hear me, over"?.
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After our “shocking” reunion, I was in the middle of catching up with Quill Cast (Mr. E) and Curtain Calls (Drama).
Me: “Boss! Drama! What are you guys doing here?” (Suddenly, my communicator went off at a rotten timing) “Hold that thought…” (Looks at my communication device to see it was Shadow)
Me: “Shadow, what’s up?”
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Canterlot Mall Theater, Discord's Branch
Moments after the call from Postwar, Sci-Twi, and Juniper started to wake up as the Rainbooms explained what they missed.
Meanwhile, Arctic was now sitting down feeling angered and frustrated. After hearing about what, Regina was holding, Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake, hostage. And, there was nothing he or even Hunter can do to help out.
Sonata Dusk: (Places a hand on Arctic's shoulder) Hey, It’s gonna be ok.
Arctic: (Looked over towards Sonata a bit) I Hope so, Sonata. What she did was low, I just hope Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake will be ok. And, she is the type of person who wouldn’t be a person of her word.
Sonata Dusk: They will be ok, I know you and Hunter want to do something, but we have to hope somepony else will be able to get them back safely
Arctic stood quiet for a moment and nod’s slightly toward her.
Arctic: Yeah, you’re right, Sonata. I’m sure Phantom, or me and Hunter's bosses, have a plan already to get them back. Plus, everyone else in Equestria
Sonata Dusk: Yeah! I mean, they’ll be able to come up with something. I mean, what’s the worst that could happen?
There was then a small pause as she and Arctic shared the same nervous look
Sonata Dusk: Nothing, will happen right? (She asked a bit worried)
Arctic: O-Of course! I mean, they won’t do something..completely reckless. (He said with a nervous chuckle)
Sonata nods her head and started to nervously chuckle with him before they both looked back towards the screen
Arctic: (in his thoughts) I REALLY hope something reckless didn’t happened
Sonata Dusk: Doesn’t look like it’s finished yet.
Juniper: Which means, it’s under construction still.
Rainbow Dash: (rolls her eyes a bit) I have to agree.
Sci-Twi & Juniper: This is amazing! Don’t ruin it for us! (They said in unison towards Rainbow)
Rainbow Dash: (started to mumble a bit) Eggheads
Applejack: Knock it off (she said and slaps Rainbow head a bit)
Rainbow Dash: Hey! (She said as she rubbed her head a bit)
Some of the girls groan as Sonata and Pinkie laughed a little bit.
Sonata & Pinkie: We get it!
Sci-Twi: I love rides like this! (She said with excitement)
Juniper: I know right! Getting to seat down and learn about fascinating things! Oh, I always make sure to go on those when given the chance.
Rarity: (would watch this having a small giggle) They’re really enjoying themselves. Like a couple of kids in a candy store
Applejack: Eeyup.
Fluttershy: I-It’s nice to see them happy.
Arctic: Agree with you there, Fluttershy.
Sonata Dusk: Wow, that is amazing to know
Arctic: The wonders of science, Sonata. Learned in the funniest way possible.
Applejack: So, that explains what we saw in the beginning then? The Mosquitoes had dinosaur blood in them
Arctic: That’s right.
Sci-Twi & Juniper: That was amazing! (They said with a grin)
Rainbow Dash: (mumbled a bit)
Fluttershy: Come on, Rainbow. It was interesting (she said towards her friend)
Rainbow Dash: (was a bit quite) I..guess it was a little bit interesting (she admitted a little)
Arctic: Safety is always important
Applejack: Eeyup
Pinkie Pie: I wanna see a baby Dino!
Sonata Dusk: Me to! Me to! I wanna see how adorable they look
Rarity: That’s.. not a good sign.
Sonata Dusk: They really shouldn’t do that.
Arctic: Yeah, really shouldn’t be doing that
Applejack: Honestly, see our Rainbow doing the same.
Rainbow Dash: Oh come on!
Arctic: That would be useful, so we don’t have anyone else break in (he said in his thoughts)
Arctic: (chuckles softly) Classic Twilight
Rarity: (looked over a bit a little and chuckled before tapping Arctic shoulder)
Arctic: (looked over a bit and sees Rarity pointing over to the side and turns where she was pointing)
Sci-Twi & Juniper: (giving him puppy dog eyes)
Arctic: (sighs softly) Ok ok, enough the puppy dog eyes. If possible, I’ll see if I can take you both to see it someday
Sci-Twi & Juniper: (squeals in excitement as they both smiled)
Arctic: (leans back on his chair) The things I do to make my friends happy.
Sonata Dusk: (giggles softly leaning onto his shoulder) It’s because you’re a nice guy.
Arctic: (looked down a little bit towards her with a small smile)
Rainbow Dash: Oh come on! Why do you say yes to them and not when I ask you to make it snow!
Applejack: It’s because both are two different things, Rainbow (she said towards her with a small glare)
Pinkie Pie: oo~! Those eggs are getting nice and toasty warm. (She said with a grin)
There was some awe in the audience as the Equestrian Girls witness the birth of a baby Dino
Fluttershy & Sonata: So Cute!
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! No matter What any animal will like Fluttershy (she said and hugs the shy girl)
Fluttershy: (she smilies softly and felt a little embarrassed)
Juniper: Huh, so they don’t have a single male dinosaur in the wild?
Sci-Twi: Seems like the case, they really went beyond with bringing these Dinosaurs back
Arctic: Evolution is a wonderful thing.
Sonata Dusk: (nods her head in agreement)
Sci-Twi: Well, his not wrong. Life always finds a way. You never know what could happen in the future.
The Rainbooms, Sonata and Arctic nodded their heads agreeing with her.
Arctic: Oh, that’s not good. Jealousy is never a good thing
Sonata Dusk: She’s not gonna let it get the best of her..right? (She asked him)
Arctic: I’m sure she won’t…hopefully.
Arctic: Raptors, one of dangerous Dino’s there is.
Sonata Dusk: Aw, how can something that cute be dangerous? (She asked)
Sci-Twi: You just gotta trust us with this Sonata. (She mentioned towards her)
Fluttershy: (started to lean back and whimper a bit not liking the sound of this)
Everything was quite in the theater as Fluttershy was hiding her face in Rainbow shoulder as Sonata grips onto Arctic Shoulder
Rainbow Dash: Man… that was gruesome.
Pinkie Pie: Wow, they could be faster then you Dashie (she mentioned towards Rainbow)
Rainbow Dash: Hmph, I can be just as or faster then that..
Rarity: I wouldn’t be so sure about that, darling
Sonata Dusk: Still think it’ll be fine? (She asked Arctic)
Arctic: I’m..still sure they’ll be ok
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Arctic: Ah, good old Universal Studios. It’s a wonderful place to have fun
Pinkie Pie: Ooo~! Really?! Can we go!
Sonata Dusk: Yeah! Can We! (She asked hopefully)
Arctic: (chuckles softly) Maybe one day if we have time and when there’s no danger, I could see if I can take you all their
Pinkie & Sonata: Hooray! (They said happily)
Applejack: Sounds like he has an opinion.
Arctic: Yeah, and it’s pretty good one too
Juniper: That’s…actually a good point (she admits)
Sci-Twi: Bringing back dinosaurs is amazing, but..there could be big risk with doing that
Rainbow Dash: They’re Dinosaurs, a lot of them will get violent
Applejack: Eeyup. I have to agree, there are many things that could go wrong here
The others started to nod in agreement. Seeing the possibility of something going wrong.
Fluttershy: N-Nothing bad will happen.. right? (She asked hopefully)
Sci-Twi: Well, Grant brought up a good point. But, they do have some safety measures, so they should work..hopefully (she said unsure)
Sonata Dusk: I wonder who it is? (She wonders)
Arctic: You’re about to see soon enough Sonata. (He said to her)
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Me: “Oy, history has repeated itself with the TV malfunctioning and I got pulled in, along with Krystal, and—HEY!”
Wakko: “Hey! What’s this little doohickey? Looks so futuristic!”
Yakko: “Doesn’t look like anything you would find in any of those Apple stores. Then again, we are still catching up on the latest technology.”
Dot: “I’d rather we don’t for the sake of our 90’s purity. There are things on the internet you don’t want to see, or can’t unsee once you have seen it.” (Looks at the readers) “That’s right. I’ve seen what you creepy fans do to us…”
Yakko: “Preach it, sister. I mean, I get it with this Animator I befriended, since I’m her favorite character, and tormenting cartoons is one of the only outlets she has, but still…THERE ARE LINES DRAWN PEOPLE!!!”
Me: “Hey! Guys?! I was on a call?”
Yakko: “Oh! Sorry, Doc! Here, you can have this back.”
Me: “Thank you!” (Sighs) “So…Shadow, I trust you’ve now gotten acquainted with the Warner Brothers—“
Dot: “And Warner sister!”
Me: “Thank you, Dot. Turns out, Steven Spielberg movie + Cinematic Adventures = The Animaniacs guest-star.”
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OOPS! I’m so stupid!
I keep getting Novo and Haven mixed up!
*Fixes commentary*