High within the mountains of Equestria, not a trace of sunlight shined along the haven of New Eden. Only a barrage of clouds as black as night darkened the very sky overhead. Within this wicked little hamlet, members of the Dark Order once more convened within the chapel of Eden. Standing at the head of the table were its two leaders: The Dark One and the Benefactor. The two menacing figures gazed over their gathered followers. Though their faces could not be seen, it was clear there was evil intentions within their black hearts.
“Our progress, little as it might be, is coming along quite well,” The Benefactor announced. “However, it is not enough. If we are to have any chance at spreading our dominion across the Multiverse, we must redouble our efforts.”
“How exactly do you expect to do just that from where we are?” Adagio spoke up.
“She’s right,” Aria agreed. “We’ve been stuck in this rundown town for months, completely cut off from any and ‘all’ possible resources we could use!”
“Why are we even here anyway?” Zoe questioned. “Surely there’s somewhere else that could serve as base of operations for our order.”
Instead of providing any answers, however, the Benefactor merely gave a wave before the three Sirens. They tried to speak, to question the meaning of the Benefactor’s mysterious gesture… only to realize they couldn’t speak. It quickly dawned upon the trio that the Benefactor cast a spell of sorts, one that completely removed their voices. No matter how hard they tried to speak, no matter how rapidly they moved their lips, not a single sound emerged.
“Anyone else care to input?” The Benefactor challenged.
“I hate to admit it myself, but the Sirens make a valid point,” Chrysalis interjected. “We continue to stay the course we’re on now, we’ll never accomplish anything.”
The Benefactor desired nothing more than to blast the Changeling and the Sirens into oblivion for such insolence. However, even the Benefactor had to admit that these woman made valid points. They’ve been held in this crumbling ruin of a town ever since leaving that cave in the mountains. Needless to say, it was no stronghold that could strike fear in the hearts of their enemies. Nor did this town provide enough space to store any weapons nor conduct their dastardly deeds. Releasing a reluctant sigh, the Benefactor retracted their spell and returned the Sirens their voices.
“Overreact much?” Adagio mumbled under her breath.
“Very well, you’ve made your point,” The Benefactor admitted. “Perhaps the time has come for us to move our plans to a more appropriate location.”
Just then, the church doors swung violently as Regina Mills burst in. All eyes watched as the Evil Queen stalked toward the table. The whole order could see the anger burning within her eyes.
“Stupid, meddling, pathetic, walking glue factories!!!” She grumbled angrily.
“Gee wilickers lady, what’s got you in a bad mood?” Cozy Glow asked.
Regina slowly turned her head, and the diminutive filly trembled slightly before her menacing scowl.
“Something very important, something powerful of mine… is missing!” Regina snapped at her. “I assigned six of my best trained knights to watch over it. What do I find when I return? All my knights are unconscious, and someone stole what they were supposed to guard with their lives!”
“Well, it certainly wasn’t any of us,” Tirek crossed his arms.
“I know that you big red bumbling buffoon! No doubt it was one of those stupid ponies! That artifact is one of the most powerful relics in our disposal. I will personally rip out and crush every one of their hearts to get it back!”
Seeing the fire and determination in Regina’s face, the Benefactor seemed to contemplate from under their hood. They turned their shoulder toward the Dark One, who merely gave a single slow nod.
“Perhaps this is good for us,” The Benefactor spoke up.
“How the hell could this be a good thing?!” Regina asked.
“I mean this provides us an opportunity. To recover the artifact, gain us a new stronghold, and showcase our power over these ponies all at once.”
The Benefactor continued to lay out the plan they orchestrated in their head, as the remainder of the Order listened intently. More specifically, Regina paid close attention as she was to be the epicenter of this plan. Once the Benefactor finished laying out the plan, the Evil Queen smirked wickedly.
“Well… it seems it’s high time I paid these ponies a visit,” She spoke menacingly. “Looks like I’ll have to prepare my carriage for a little trip to this… Ponyville.”
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Bright and shining was the sun as it cascaded down upon another magnificent morning in the town of Ponyville. The residents of this cheery little town once more frolicked about, conducting their daily routines much like any other day. In the midst of the entire town stood the tall, glorious castle owned by the one and only Princess Twilight Sparkle. The entire crystalline outer layer shined like sparking diamonds under the shining sun.
Inside the castle, tucked away in her personal office, Princess Twilight Sparkle was hard at work on her daily duties as Princess of Equestria. With all the incredible yet dangerous journeys she and her other friends have been in as of late, it became difficult to balance being a ruler and an adventurer. However, she managed it rather well. Having recently returned from their previous adventure only a few short days ago, she found a little time to catch up with any important matters that required her attention.
“And… finished!” She smiled, signing the last of her documents. “I’m so glad I got to sign off on that new trade agreement with Saddle Arabia. I just hope they won’t mind if our mineral ships are a tad low at the moment. We’ll have to fix that.”
It was in that moment her office door opened, turning Twilight’s gaze toward none than her favorite personal assistant, Spike. As the teenage dragon entered, Twilight couldn’t help but permit the memories to flood in her mind. Specifically, the day she first hatched him from his egg. How can she ever forget that fateful day?
It was her entrance examination for Princess Celestia’s School for Gifted Unicorns. How she struggled miserably just to hatch one dragon egg and nearly failed. That is until in one moment, a Sonic Rainboom struck and caused her magic to go completely out of control. Such great power also made the egg crack its shell. She remembered what came out amidst the broken shells; a tiny baby dragon sucking the end of his tail. That memory made her heart swell just thinking about it…
“TWILIGHT!”
Twilight yelped and fell back from her chair over the sound of yelling. Slowly, she picked herself up off the ground, dusting herself as she faced Spike.
“Sorry to yell, but you just seemed so off into space,” Spike apologized.
“No, it’s alright, Spike,” Twilight assured him. “It’s not your fault. I was just… remembering.”
“What about?”
“The day you hatched.”
“Ah… yeah,” Spike nodded understandingly. “Sometimes I wish I could remember that day.”
“Trust me, you don’t,” Twilight giggled. “That day my magic went out of control, I ended up turning my parents into plants. The magic even made you grow at least fifty feet tall.”
“But I was still super cute, right?”
“The cutest.”
Twilight used her wings to fly up and ruffled the scales along her number one assistant’s head as they both laughed.
“So, what brings you here?” Twilight asked.
“Don’t you remember?” Spike responded. “You promised Dr. Hooves you’d meet with him at Discord’s Theatre.”
“Doctor… Hooves?” Twilight said confused.
“You know? Time Turner?” Spike clarified. “He made those flameless fireworks for Cranky and Matilda’s wedding?”
“Oh, that’s right!” Twilight remembered. “That was the day we fought the Bugbear and missed the wedding. Wait… since when have we called him ‘Dr. Hooves’?”
“I have no idea,” Spike answered honestly. “Pinkie started calling him that one day and the name stuck. She was going on about ‘fandoms’ this and ‘Bronies and Pegasisters’ that. Even said something about shipping between him and Derpy.”
Twilight cocked an eyebrow in curiosity, having no idea what her assistant was talking about.
“I don’t know either,” Spike shrugged.
“Well either way, I ‘did’ promise to meet him at the theatre. I should probably get going.”
“Mind if I come too? I’ve got nothing going on today.”
“Not at all,” Twilight smiled. “I can use the company.”
The two emerged from the office and trotted through the many halls of the castle until eventually winding up in the foyer. There they spotted Cerise Hood, Ashlynn Ella, Madeline Hatter, and Briar Beauty, in their pony forms, talking amongst themselves. After meeting the girls during their latest adventure, discovering the horrible circumstances that had happened upon them, it was only fair that Twilight Sparkle offered them a place to stay in her castle. Since then, they’ve adapted to the pony life far better than expected.
“So apparently, a pedicure in this world is called a ‘hooficure’,” Briar explained to the girls. “I thought it seemed weird at first, but actually they’re totally spelltacular! Check out my hooves.”
She held up her recently polished hooves and before the eyes of her friends they sparkled like rubies.
“Wow, those are positively amazing!” Ashlyn admired. “I also have to say that the fashion here in Equestria is quite wonderful! Rarity’s shop is just filled with the most beautiful dresses I’ve ever seen!”
“Honestly, I’m more focused on all the sports here,” Cerise spoke up. “Apparently they play ‘buckball’, which is basically the pony version of ‘Bookball’. I thought about trying out for a team since I dominated back in Ever After High.”
“And Pinkie has been a super hat-tastic friend since we met!” Maddie smiled. “She can bake the most wonderful treats and pulls the most hilarious pranks.”
“Hello girls!” Twilight greeted, passing the group. “Any plans for today?”
“Not much really,” Briar answered. “We’re meeting with Apple and Raven when they come into town today.”
“That’s right, I nearly forgot that they and the princesses are stopping by,” Twilight remembered. “Well, I’ll let you girls carry on then. Spike and I are heading to town ourselves, to meet with Time Turner at the theatre. We’ll see you all later.”
The girls waved their goodbyes toward Twilight Sparkle and Spike, as the main doors of the castle paved way for the duo to depart. The doors sealed behind them as they began their trek across the town streets toward the theatre. As they walked, Spike decided to strike up a conversation concerning a rather pressing issue.
“Say Twilight, you ever notice that Maddie’s been acting strangely since we got home?” He asked.
“She is the Mad Hatter’s daughter, Spike,” Twilight pointed out. “From what we’re told about their world, I’m surprised she isn’t even stranger than what we’ve already seen.”
“Well yeah, ‘that’. But I mean she’s been acting strange in a way that doesn’t seem like her,” Spike pointed out. “She’s usually happy and cheerful all the time, but then she gets these moments where she’s sad and depressed. I’m worried about her.”
“Their entire world was basically burned to the ground from what they’ve told us,” Twilight added. “It doesn’t really surprise me all that much.”
“But the looks she has doesn’t seem like sadness of her world being gone, it’s like she’s carrying guilt about something… but what?”
Twilight thought over Spike’s words, trying to look back into her memories to see any merit to them. She could recall several times where she noticed Maddie sulking about the halls. Those days when she’d mumble something about ‘My fault…’ and ‘If they only knew’. Twilight admittedly hadn’t taken those words to heart, but now…
“Now that you mention it…”
“TWILIGHT!!!”
Both the pony princess and teenage dragon jumped over the loud yelling, turning their eyes toward none other than Rainbow Dash, the rainbow-maned Pegasus charging toward them at top velocity. The spitfire tomboy quickly skid to a halt just shy of crashing into the pair. Her eyes were wide as saucers, and the biggest smile was upon her face. The widest either of them had ever seen.
“Holy cow, Twilight! You’ll never believe this!” Rainbow said excitedly. “You’re never, ever, EVER going to believe this. Never! Guess what?!”
Twilight and Spike looked toward each other in confusion and shock as to why Rainbow Dash was so excited. Before they could question it further, however, the remainder of the Mane Six galloped their way alongside them. Twilight took notice that a few of them looked slightly disheveled and breathing heavily.
“There ya are, sugar cube!” Applejack said breathlessly. “Glad we finally done caught up to ya.”
“Now would you mind explaining why you ran us down?” Rarity asked, gesturing to her messy mane and coat. “Look what you did to my fabulous coat and mane! I spent all last night making it as pristine as could be. Now you messed it all up in mere seconds!”
Finally, Rainbow Dash took a deep breath and allowed herself a moment to calm down.
“Sorry about that guys, but I just couldn’t help myself,” She apologized. “I just learned the most awesome news ever!”
“And what would that be?” Fluttershy asked.
“Daring Do is coming to Ponyville!” Rainbow yelled excitedly.
“Seriously?!” Pinkie asked, smiling. “Wowie wow, wow! It’s been forever since I’ve seen her. Last time was when she wanted to retire, but only because she assumed she’d caused so much trouble in Somnambula. Then Rainbow Dash got captured, tied up in the pyramid, we’re leaping across the slime pit and…”
Once again, Twilight Sparkle encased Pinkie Pie in a magical bubble to keep them from hearing her long ranting. Nonetheless, every pony (Spike included) chuckled over their friend’s enthusiasm.
“That’s wonderful news, Rainbow,” Twilight smiled. “I’m glad your idol is coming to town. Did she specifically say why she’s coming?”
“That’s the coolest thing yet!” Rainbow added. “She wants to come here to see the magic television at Discord’s theatre. Apparently she’s heard all of our adventures and wants to see for herself.”
In a fashion completely unlike Rainbow Dash, the tomboy released a fangirlish squeal of excitement which for her was a very rare occurrence.
“Well ah fer one can’t wait till she gets here,” Applejack smirked. “It’s been too long since we last seen her.”
“I can’t wait to hear what she’s been up to all this time,” Spike spoke up. “No doubt she’s had her own series of amazing adventures.”
“You have no idea.”
A new voice entered the conversation propelling every pony to see none other than Daring Do herself walking toward them. The adventurous explorer pony looked just the same as she always did. Standing before them in her signature explorer polo, pent helmet, and the compass cutie mark upon her flank. The moment Rainbow’s eyes fell upon her idol, she immediately leapt up and gave an excited cry of excitement.
“Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh! Daring Do!” She squealed, racing toward her. “You’re finally here! How have you been? Any new adventures to talk about? What about Dr. Caballeron? Have you found him yet? Give him a good punch just for me?
“Whoa, whoa, calm down Rainbow,” Daring spoke calmly. “One question at a time.”
“Sorry,” Rainbow apologized, with a blush. “It’s just been so long since we’ve seen you; I’m just so excited you’re here!”
“I can see that,” Daring chuckled. “To answer your questions: I’ve been staying busy. I’ve had plenty of new adventures to add for my new book. I haven’t found Caballeron yet, but I’m sure I will soon enough. But I haven’t come to talk to you of my adventures; I came to hear yours.”
Rainbow’s smile grew larger as the rest of her friends came alongside her.
“Well, you’re in luck,” Twilight told her. “I was just on my way to meet with Time Turner at Discord’s Theatre to work on the machine. If you’d like to come along, you can see it for yourself.”
“I’d like that very much,” Daring nodded.
“I’ll lead the way!” Rainbow yelled.
The excited tomboy quickly raced alongside her idol, placing a wing casually around her shoulder as they marched the path toward the theatre.
“But seriously, ‘any’ new adventures you want to talk about?” She asked again.
Daring Do merely smiled with a roll of her eyes over her friend’s excitement, as did the rest of the Mane Six and Spike. Nevertheless, they continued their way down the path towards Discord’s Theatre.
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Upon their arrival, Twilight Sparkle smiled at the sight of Time Turner standing before the front of the theatre doors. The scientific Earth pony stallion waved toward them as they approached.
“Ah good, glad to see you’ve arrived!” He greeted. “It’s quite nice seeing you all once again. And what’s this I see? Seems you’ve brought some company.”
Daring Do stepped up and extended her hoof toward the good doctor.
“It’s nice to meet you, Time Turner,” She greeted kindly.
To which the doctor reached out and shook her hoof in return.
“The pleasure’s all mine to meet the one and only Daring Do,” He replied. “It’s an honor to meet another hero.
“I’m no hero really,” Daring brushed off.
“Are you kidding?” Rainbow interrupted. “You’re as much a hero as the rest of us. The things you’ve done are nothing short of awesome and legendary.”
“Honestly Rainbow, I think you give me a little too much credit,” Daring chuckled.
“No way, you’re totally…”
The sound of someone clearing their throat stopped the two in their tracks as they turned back toward Time Turner.
“Forgive me for sounding impatient, ladies, but I’m quite excited to get a close look at this extraordinary machine,” Time Turner beckoned.
“Well, I won’t keep you waiting any longer,” Twilight responded. “Right this way.”
Using her magic, Twilight Sparkle unlocked the doors and pushed them open. Soon she led the rest of the group inside the theatre. Making their way toward the front, they passed along the stage and marched into the backstage area where they kept the television. The moment his eyes caught sight of the television, that was when Time Turner approached with admiration toward its splendor.
“Great wickering stallions!” He spoke in amazement. “It’s even more magnificent up close!”
Taking a closer inspection, Turner circled behind the television to study the remainder of the machine it was wired to.
“Ah, I see you’ve wired this device with an electromagnetic frequency converter to better calibrate the high level of proton generation,” He observed.
“That’s right,” Twilight nodded. “If I hadn’t, we’d be teleported to places at random. Thanks to this converter, we’re able to preselect the hyper-dynamic setting to better accommodate our travels.”
Hearing these two brainy ponies discussing these matters made Rainbow Dash drone off to sleep. That is until Applejack used her tail to deliver a quick hard swat along the flank.
“Ow!” She yelled, massaging her backside. “What the hay was that for?”
“Don’t be rude, hun!” She scolded quietly.
“You know all that egghead talk puts me to sleep,” Rainbow complained. “That doesn’t mean you have to slap me right in the flank. It’s sensitive.”
“Ya sure didn’t seem tah mind it when we did the same thing last night,” Applejack smirked.
Rainbow quickly shushed her marefriend with a hoof over her mouth, unable to hide her blush.
“No bringing up bedroom stuff around company!” She whispered, gesturing to Daring Do.
“Honestly, you two shouldn’t even be discussing it in public at all,” Rarity cringed.
As the group talked amongst themselves, Daring Do approached Time Turner to examine the television for herself.
“I can’t believe you stumbled upon this in the Everfree,” She said.
“I know what you mean,” Twilight agreed. “It seemed like a pretty random thing to just stumble upon. Though I’m developing a theory that it’s been left there intentionally for me to find it.”
As the two talked, all of a sudden, the television started to shake. Every pony stepped back as they watched the machine shake and rumble.
“What’s going on?” Twilight asked in confusion.
Soon the back of the device started to spark, blowing a couple gaskets within the teleportation machine.
“It appears the electromagnetic frequency generator is malfunctioning,” Time Turner observed nervously. “Prolonged use of the device has caused it to break down from the inside and now it appears to be causing fluctuations in time.”
“And that’s… bad?” Pinkie asked curiously.
“I’m assuming it is, Pinkie,” Fluttershy nodded nervously.
Suddenly, the machine opened up a swirling vortex channeling a force so great that it sucked every pony, and Spike, in its path. Helplessly they found themselves screaming and flailing about as they flew toward the device. Their screams grew, then faded as they slipped through the void heading Celestia only knows where…
… or when…
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Isla Nublar
120 miles west of Costa Rica…
Two pairs of eyes stared toward a restless night in the jungle. Both of them big, yellowish, distinctively inhuman. They sat hunched together staring raptly between metal slats, which turned out to be part of a large crate of sorts. How they got into this mess? Where had they come from? Who wanted them trapped in this manner? They couldn’t tell, but their eyes darted from side to side, alert as hell.
All they knew for certain were two things… they were taken someplace to what they could imagine was the middle of nowhere. The other matter being… they weren’t alone.
As their eyes peeked from the cage, their cage was surrounded by a group of strange creatures walking on two legs, wearing an extra layer of fur, and holding strange sticks. One of them, a grim-faced man, seemed to be in charge whether they were aware of it or not. One of the creatures approached this man, reading the look of concern on his face.
“Pense que solo triamos uno,” One creature said. (I thought we were only bringing in one.)
“They’re a special breed that come from associates of John Hammond,” The grim-faced man answered, in English. “I’m instructed to make sure they arrive at the park unharmed. See to it that their transfer is secured.”
The one creature spoke that strange language again as others proceeded toward the cage. The eyes darted around as they snarled toward the beings. Under shouts and orders from the grim-faced man, their cage was brought toward the doors as another man climbed up the ladder and slowly opened the doorway toward what appeared to be trees before them. But soon, they were prodded by the sticks and hissed when they felt a sting upon their back ends. They were forcibly pushed forward as they made their way toward what appeared to be jungle, only to find it covered by metal walls and fencing of sorts. By the time they were pushed through, the doors were slammed shut behind them followed by a buzzing sound.
Wherever they were… they were trapped in this strange place with seemingly hostile creatures. Only to find, within a matter of seconds, that they weren’t the only ones.
The jungle went silent for a second until a roar rose across the trees and brush, a sound so deafening. The trees shook as something very, very large plowed ahead toward a group of crewmen in blue suits and orange hardhats standing before the jungle entrance. All heads gathered as the little clearing snapped, turning their eyes toward the direction of the sound as something burst through the trees.
Among those armed with tasers and other means of defense was the grim-faced man, Robert Muldoon by name. But unlike the other workers, he was the only one armed with a shotgun and the only weapon made to kill if he needed to. He came prepared for something that was heading toward them, something very big… something dangerous. Eventually, what he and his crew were anticipating made its presence felt as the trees split apart forming a pathway to enter.
A crane-like bulldozer carried its scoop and pushed forward into the back end of the large metal container, shoving it across the jungle floor towards an impressive-looking fenced paddock that toward over an enclosed section of thick jungle. A guard tower stood at one end of this holding, like something out of San Quentin. The people were barking orders as the crane carried the metal container forward toward the back end.
“Everybody, heads up! Heads up!” One worker ordered. “Keep it clear! Stand back! Bring it forward. Come on! Slow it down!”
“Andale! Si! Cuidado! A ver, traiganla, traiganla! Vamos con la segunda!” (Hurry up! That’s it! Careful! Come on, bring her in, bring her in! Let’s do the second one now!)
“Confirmada la secunda!” (Second one confirmed!)
The metal container hit the floor with a great thud. A door slid open in the pen, making a space as big as the end of the crate. Nobody moved for a second, until the grim-faced man approached eyeing the container. Growling could be heard within, as another pair of eyes stared back toward the man.
“Okay, pushing team move in there!” Robert Muldoon ordered.
Workers shouted orders in Spanish, beckoning the loading team to move toward the cage.
“Empujen! Cuidado. Vamos, vamos!” (Push! Careful. Let’s go, go!)
“I want tasers on full charge!” Muldoon added.
The loading team reached to grab the cage; the movement agitated whatever was inside the cage. A terrifying shriek frightened them away, and the cage shook a bit as whatever inside growled and snapped for their hands.
“Alright, steady!” Muldoon continued. “Go on. Step back in there now. Don’t let her know you’re afraid!”
“Adelante, empujen! Empujen!” (Let’s go, push! Push!)
“And push!”
The workers reapproached the cage and began to push it into the paddock entrance slot. The crate thudded against the opening and a green light along the side of the pen lit up, an electronic buzz indicated contact was made once more.
From inside the secondary crate, the eyes could see through the other side – jungle foliage, men with rifles, searchlights shining against it. The view was herky-jerk as the crate slipped into position.
“We’re locked! Loading team, step away!” Muldoon ordered. “Gatekeeper!”
The Gatekeeper once again climbed to the very top of the cage. The creature within the cage looked up and snarled toward the man standing above him.
“Jophery, raise the gate!” Muldoon ordered.
The man, Jophery by name, grabbed for the gate and slowly began to raise it when all at once –
*ROAR!!!*
The creature suddenly shrieked from inside the crate, and rammed the back of the cage, shoving the metal container backward and knocked Jophery clear off the crate. Now everything happened at once. The worker landed with a thud upon the jungle floor, the crate jerked away from the mouth of the holding pen flash, an alarm buzzer sounded –
And a claw slashed out from inside the metal crate, sinking into the ankle of the worker, dragging Jophery toward the dark mouth between the crate and the pen. Jophery screamed and pawed the dirt, leaving long claw marks as he was rapidly dragged toward the crate. Muldoon shouted orders as he raced to grab hold of him.
“Block the opening! Don’t let her get out!”
“Somebody help him!” A worker shouted.
“Tasers get in there, Goddamn it!”
The two pair of eyes watched intensely as something was dragging the poor man so hard he momentarily slipped from the grim man’s grasp. But the man was able to catch him, struggling to pull him out as the worker was screaming in agony. Chaos erupted around the pen as the workers gathered toward the cage and pen, trying to come to the man’s aid.
“Work her back!” Muldoon shouted.
All the workers proceeded to taser the creature, firing their guns as the metal cage shook about. For whatever was in there, the creature was looking Muldoon straight in the eye. The efforts of these men seemed fruitless, even using a large beam or bar to pry this creature off Jophery proved ill-effective. Jophery groaned in Muldoon’s hands, as the latter tried desperately to hold onto whatever life remained.
“Shoot her! SHOOT HER!!!”
Amidst the wild arcs of currents from the stung gun flash, all the cracking happening around them, everything happened for the pair of creatures eyeing the bloody scene deep within their pen. Slowly, Jophery slipped away from the grim man’s hold, drawing his last agonizing breath as the creature pulled him away from the man’s grip. The gunfire kept thundering, but it was too little, too late…
The worker… was gone.
Whoa, didn't expect to see the new chapter soon.
But noice, a story that's also about Dinosaurs. Hope everyone's in the mood for dino burgers.
This is going to be one epic adventure for our friends for sure.
So excited to see how there adventure in Jurassic Park will go!
And now for a walk in the Park!
And thus the new story begins. With Daring Do and Time Turner involved I can't wait to see how they both play off the Mane Six and Spike in this adventure and with everyone else involved
Nice! We finally get to have the Spike and the ponies see real life dinosaurs for the first time.
Traíamos
Very good start
Shouldn’t they use tranquilizers on the raptor before transport so she doesn’t cause trouble?
Alright! Jurassic Park! Let's do this!
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Future G5
Discord Memorial Cinema
It was a calm midday in the Cinema. I sat at the front desk in the lobby reading a book, specifically Michael Chriton’s Jurassic Park. It had been a few months since the last showing, being Shrek, and surprisingly almost all of the snow had melted, though not to give away to blooming flowers. It was definitely summer, that much I could tell.
In my time since New Year’s, I have been taking to going out more than I have been. I’ve been going on walks, feeling the grass underneath my feet, and tasting the fresh wind of the sea. On my off days, I’ve been exploring across the three pony city-states—because that is what they are, despite the corrections I have been given across the while.
I could only wonder what my colleagues back in the present were up to. I hoped that Phantom had reconciled with Rain Shine, and that they were both ready for parenthood. I did not want to be a parent, but I would give them my support nonetheless. And to Mr. E, that would work through his sadness to not give up, on life or love.
I then got to the final page in Nedry’s death…and I had forgotten just how gruesome the book description truly was.
Me: Jesus…thank God the movie never needed all of the gore, just enough to get the effect across.
I then reached over to grab my can of lemonade, and just when I took a sip, I heard the projector whir to life. I quickly set aside my drink and bookmarked my spot, and pressed the alarm button, with the radio once again playing “Cleanin’ Up The Town” as I rushed to get the concessions prepped and the posters…though once I realized what exactly the posters were…
Me: OH MY GOD, YES!!! STEVEN SPIELBERG!!! JURASSIC PARK!!! WE FINALLY GET TO WATCH A STEVEN SPIELBERG FILM!!! WOOHOO!!! OH MY GOOOOOOD!!!
I could not believe it! After nineteen films, with such masterpieces of cinema history, the audiences across Equestria were finally going to have the honor to watch one of the greatest films of all time from the greatest filmmaker of all time! And even better, they were about to be witnessed to cinema history.
I was so excited that I was singing and jumping all around the lobby without a care in the world, and shouting to the world the praises of Spielberg, that when I happened to notice Queen Haven’s entourage, I slipping on my feet, went sailing through the air, and landed flat on my back with a loud THUD right behind the front desk.
Me: (groans) Ow…
Haven: I say, are you alright?
I hoisted myself up, rubbing my sore back.
Me: Yeah, yeah I’m alright. I just got caught up in the moment. (clears throat) Welcome, your majesty. Will you have your regular seat?
Haven: Thank you. (pays price)
Me: Anything else?
Haven: Just a glass of milk, please, and nothing more.
And soon enough, just about every regular had arrived and paid for their seats, drinks, and snacks. Though there was a significant lack of a certain snoopy unicorn, not that I cared. I gained enough profits to compensate for the lack of one specific customer.
Nevertheless, I made my way into the theater and up onto the stage. I listened into some of the conversations around the audience.
Sunny: Did you see the poster?
Izzy: Yeah! And what does Jurassic Park mean? (gasps) Is it a theme park?! That would be so cool!
Tinny: New movie! What could it be?
Red: (thoughts) Where is the blue unicorn? I saw her sitting over there and she’s not here. Did something happen?
Hitch: I’m just wondering what the logo could mean.
Zipp: Like what?
Hitch: It’s definitely a skeleton of something.
I cleared my throat.
Me: Attention, please! (silence) Thank you. And now to introduce the movie. (clears throat again) The movie that you are about to watch is, bar none, one of the greatest films ever produced. Adapted from the novel of the same name by Micheal Chriton, Jurassic Park tells the story of a group of experts invited over to give their expert opinion on the titular theme park. And of course, something goes wrong and all hell breaks loose. Though, I must warn you, this film is rated PG-13 for scenes of intense horror and violence, but not too intense, parental guidance is strongly recommended.
Izzy: What’s the theme park about?
Me: I’m glad you asked. See, this theme park is unlike anything before or since, because its star attractions are…pause for effect…DINOSAURS!!!
I got the effect I wanted, causing almost all of the audience to jump and shriek.
Sunny: (afraid) Wh…what are dinosaurs?
Me: For that, I’ll have to explain some historical context. See, on my homeworld, Earth, about 65 million years ago, there were creatures known as Dinosaurs that roamed the planet. Carnivores, herbivores, and everything in between…you can only wonder what it was like back then. Unfortunately, and this is something you must keep in mind: they all died out.
There were collective gasps.
Sunny: What happened?!
Me: No one knows for sure. Some say a meteor struck the Earth, or a massive volcanic explosion…whatever the reason, all the dinosaurs became extinct from a great cataclysmic event, leaving nothing but their fossils buried beneath the Earth’s Crust. It was from these fossils being unburied that we have discovered just what they might have looked like, and their hunting behaviors as well.
Hitch: Wait…if you say that the dinosaurs all…died, then how are they the “star attractions” of this park?
Me: For that, you’ll have to wait and see. And the question you should be asking isn’t whether or not they could, but rather if they should. For now, it is with great pleasure and my deepest honor to present to you Steven Spielberg’s Jurassic Park: one of the very few movies in history to have grossed over one billion at the box office.
Alphabittle: You’re kidding!
Sprout: Over one billion?!
Me: You are all about to watch one of the greatest films of all time from the greatest filmmaker of all time: Steven Spielberg. What I could say about him would take us until three months from now, so instead, I’ll let his mastery speak for itself.
I then made my way over to my seat, shaking to the brim with anticipation.
Me: Roll film!
(0:24)
Izzy: (gasps) I’m shivering all over!
(0:31)
Pipp: (shivering) I don’t like this!
(0:40)
Me: (bliss) One of the best title screens of all time.
Sunny: Quick question: where’s Costa Rica?
Me: Central America, officially in the South American continent.
Me: Huh, I don’t remember seeing this perspective from the movie.
Hitch: Who Are we seeing this through?
Zipp: I don’t know.
Zipp: What did he just say? I don’t understand the language.
Me: It’s the Latin American variety of the Spanish language. My understanding’s a little rusty, but I think he said: I thought we were only bringing in one.
Me: I have a bad feeling about those “associates”.
Sunny: Who’s that guy?
Me: Robert Muldoon. He’s the game warden.
Izzy: Ooh! He likes playing games?!
Me: Other kind of game, I mean. He’s a hunter.
Hitch: (nervous) Hunter…as in…?
Me: He was brought onto this project because of his knowledge of behaviors of wild animals. You all need to be aware that animals on Earth are much different than in Equestria.
Hitch: What were they poking it with?
Me: Electrified rods, I’m guessing. Meant to keep the wildness of this exotic animal under control.
Pipp: (gasps) There’s something out there!
Haven: Oh no, it’s a suspenseful movie.
Izzy: Something’s coming! What is it?
Me: Whatever’s approaching, Muldoon’s on the job.
Hitch: Is…that why he’s got a…gun?
Me: Makes perfect sense to me.
Izzy: Woah…that’s a big box.
Sunny: It reminds me of those old Unicorn-proof crates.
Pipp: Now what are they saying?
Me: It’s a collection of words and phrases, but it sounds like: Hurry up! That’s it! Careful! Come on, bring her in, bring her in! Let’s do the second one now!
Me: Second one confirmed! I love how this movie doesn’t subtitle the hints of Spanish. I love it when movies in general don’t subtitle foreign languages. It makes them feel more real.
Izzy: Like when Willy Wonka did the same thing!
Me: Exactly.
Hitch: Whatever’s in that container, it’s dangerous.
Me: You don’t know the half of it, sheriff.
Me: Push! Careful. Let’s go, go!
Hitch: Full charged tasers?!
Zipp: Yikes.
Hitch: So it can sense fear?
Me: Let’s go, push! Push! I think that was it.
Me: Everything went suddenly wrong.
Sunny: Aah!!
Me: Just ignore the cameraman’s hand just then.
Zipp: Great hoofness!
Pipp: What’s happening?!
Sunny: Hurry! Save him!
Izzy: C’mon! You’re strong! You can do it!
Me: One of my most favorite tone-setting moments ever in film.
Sunny: Is he…is he…?
Me: Yeah, he was killed.
Sunny: Killed?!
Izzy: (pale; squeaks) Yikes!
Hitch: Not only is that illegal, that’s a serious lawsuit that could lead to criminal charges!
Me: Smart thinking, Hitch. Remember that going forward with this movie.
Zipp: I can tell it’s going to be scary, but very exciting!
Me: I have a feeling I know exactly where the Equestrians landed.
I am SO going to enjoy reading this, I freaking LOVE the jurassic park/world series. Will you be doing all movies or just jurassic park 1?
So I supposed the Daring Do Season 9 episode didn't happened in this series?
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Arctic and Sonata are sitting at a table together and having a nice talk together, with them both sharing a small laugh.
Sonata Dusk: For realizes? Did they come crashing down? (She asked with a small giggle)
Arctic: Yeah! Sure did! (he said with a laugh still) you should’ve seen the looks on their face. Then, the moment they came back, they tried to escape only to be sent flying again
Sonata Dusk: I bet they’re so mad.
Arctic: Oh, they most definitely were. (He mentioned) Though, I heard that you also gave a few choice words.
Sonata Dusk: (she nodded her head a little bit) I did. After everything they did to me, they had it coming.
Arctic: I agree. Honestly, they were not true sisters. You tried to make them proud, and that’s how they treat you. (He said and grits his teeth a bit) what they did, it was unforgivable.
Sonata Dusk: (looked down a bit sadly) Honestly, I felt hurt that day. I tried and tried. But, no matter what.. it was never enough.
Arctic would then look up at her a bit, and slowly moves one hoof over hers.
Arctic: Well, you don’t have to worry about them anymore. You have not only me but also everyone else here too. Hunter, Phantom, and everyone. No matter what well always protect you, even if your former sisters try to come and get revenge again.
Sonata looked at him, listening to his words as a smile started to grow on her face a bit, and starts holding onto his hoof.
Sonata Dusk: Thanks, Arctic Ace (she said with a smile)
Arctic: (he would chuckle a bit) I told you, just call me Ace. Or Arctic, whichever you prefer
Sonata Dusk: (giggles a bit) Oh, right. My bad Arctic.
The two of them stared at each other for a while as both looked down a bit and, sees their hooves touching, as both of them started to have a bit of blush as they started to move their hooves back.
Arctic: W-We should get going (he mentioned and cleared his throat a bit) Don’t, want to keep them waiting for us.
Sonata Dusk: O-Oh, right. (She said starting to get up as well) I’m, honestly a bit worried. (She started) What if the Rainbooms don’t accept me? What if some of the students try to attack me, what I- (she said as she gets a bit more nervous)
Arctic: Hey hey, easy there, Sonata (he said) It’s going to be alright, we talk about this, remember?
Sonata Dusk: I know, but I did so many terrible things. And I don’t know if they could accept me.
Arctic: Hey, you may have done some bad things. But, you do feel sorry for them, and ever since you lived here, you started to become a better pony. You got nothing to worry about, I’ll be there and make sure nothing happens to you.
Sonata Dusk: Y-You really would do that? I-I mean, I know that, the Rainbooms might understand, but what about their other friends?
Arctic: (he would look at Sonata as he gave her a reassuring smile) Daijoubu Daijoubu
Sonata Dusk: (Would tilt her head a bit) Daijoubu?
Arctic: It means no need to worry. Once we explain everything to them, they might be a bit skeptical, but once they see you are sorry, they will start to accept you.
Sonata Dusk: Well, ok. (She said as she starts to calm down a bit) Thank you, Arctic. I’m feeling better.
Arctic: No problem, Sonata. (He said) Now, let’s get going (he said and begins walking with her)
Sonata Dusk: (she would nod her head and start walking next to him as she gives him a small look) He really is a nice guy, going all this way to help me make amends (she said in her thoughts with a small smile) Um, Arctic. (She said out loud)
Arctic: Yes, Sonata? (He said looking over)
Sonata Dusk: I enjoyed spending this time and talking with you over these few days. (She mentioned)
Arctic: That’s sweet of you to say. I also enjoyed my time together with you, maybe when this is over we could hang out more.
Sonata Dusk: I would like that if we can. (She mentioned softly with a smile)
They both continue to look ahead of each other and started to continue on their way to the Equestrian World
A few moments later…
In the Equestrian Girl world. A portal opened up, and Arctic and Sonata stepped out of it as the portal closed behind them
Arctic: Well, we're here, Soanta. (He said and looked over, seeing Sonata step out as his eyes widen a bit)
When Sonata stepped out of the portal. Arctic noticed that she was wearing pink shoes and purple pants. And, wearing a pink shirt with a heart in the middle of it.
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Sonata Dusk: Is something wrong, Arctic? (She asked)
Arctic: No, nothing at all. It’s just, you look different now.
Sonata Dusk: Really? (She asked and looked over seeing a nearby window and checking herself out) Oh my Faust, I do! (She said as she looks at herself a bit more)
Arctic: You know, It looks nice on you, Sonata.
Sonata Dusk: O-Oh, thank you. (She said having a bit of a blush on her)
Arctic: You’re welcome. (He said having a bit of a blush of his own) S-So, should we get going?
Sonata Dusk: (nods a little bit) Y-Yeah.
The two of them started to walk up again, making their way to the theater.
Meanwhile, at Canterlot Mall Theater.
The Rainbooms were currently talking with Juniper as she was currently giving them some popcorn and drinks.
Rarity: I must say, Juniper. Those shoes look fabulous on you.
Juniper: Thanks. I just wondered who left them for me.
As Juniper gives, Rarity her popcorn. They hear the doors open. They looked over and saw Arctic coming through the door.
Arctic: Hey, girls!
Pinkie Pie: Acey! You’re here (she said with a grin)
Rainbow Dash: Hey man, good to see you made it.
Arctic: Good to see you’ll again as well. (He said and looked over to Juniper) And good to see you again, Juniper.
Juniper: Likewise, wish I could’ve been here with you all. But, I was…elsewhere. (She said)
Sci-Twi: It’s fine. Besides, quite interested in knowing where you went.
Juniper: Well, maybe I can tell you once this is over.
Pinkie Pie: What are we waiting for? Let’s get to our seats!
Arctic: Actually, before we go take our seats. There is someone else with me today.
Applejack: Really? Who is it?
Arctic: (looks over towards the door) Alright, you can come in now. (He called out)
It was quiet for a few moments until the door started to open again, revealing Sonata Dusk walking up next to Arctic. Feeling a little nervous
Sonata Dusk: H-Hello Rainbooms, been a while hasn’t it?
A long silence loomed in the air until finally, the girls walked up and greeted her.
Sonata Dusk: I’m sorry for everything I caused. (She said and bowed her head a bit) I know I did some terrible things. But, I hope I can make it up to you all and make amends. That is if you all are willing to give me that chance.
Another long silence was followed until Pinkie Pie came up and hugged the young Siren tightly.
Pinkie Pie: of course, Sonata! We’ll be happy too.
Sonata Dusk: R-Really? For realizes?
Rarity: Of course, Darling. We know what Adagio and Aria did to you.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, you might’ve done some bad stuff…but, even I admit what they did to you was way over the line
Fluttershy: A-And, you didn’t deserve to be treated that badly.
Applejack: And, we know after seeing your actions. You do want to change for the better. (She said with a smile)
Sci-Twi: So, we think it’s only right to give you a chance to make amends. Some of the other students might be skeptical. But, once we give them our word that you want to change, they’ll give you a chance too.
Sonata couldn’t believe what she was hearing. She was shocked and surprised that they were willing to give her a chance to make amends. This causes the siren to have small tears in her eyes.
Sonata Dusk: T-Thank you, all of you. (She said and wipes her tears a little bit
Pinkie Pie: Of course Nata. (She said smiling softly) Now, no more sad eyes from you. We got an adventure to watch!
Before Sonata could respond she was getting pulled along by the party girl as the other Rainbooms followed her. Leaving behind Arctic, Rarity, Sci-Twi, and Juniper.
Arctic: (he looked over to Rarity a bit with a smile) It makes me happy to see you girls giving her a chance.
Rarity: Of course, Arctic. We know after the adventure in Gotham. She does want to change for the better.
Arctic: (he nods her head a bit) Yeah, though I’m not too sure if everyone else in your school would be…well, willing to give her the chance.
Rarity: Well, if anyone comes. Will be sure to vouch for her. And, I know you would do the same.
Arctic: Of course, I would. I want to make sure she, is happy and help her with making amends for what happened here.
Rarity: And that’s, a very sweet thing of you to do darling. (She mentioned) I’m sure she appreciates it a lot.
Arctic: (he would nod in agreement with her and started to head into the theater)
Rarity: By the way, Arctic.
Arctic: Yeah, what is it Rarity? (He said before looking over at the fashionista)
Rarity: Sonata, looks cute in her new outfit. Don’t you think? (She asked with a bit of a grin and smirk)
Arctic: (would blush a little bit and clears his throat) Well, I do think it looks nice on her. (He said looking away slightly) I-I’m gonna go inside. (He said heading into the theater.)
Rarity: (she giggles softly a bit and followed him inside leaving behind Sci-Twi and Juniper)
Sci-Twi: So, Juniper (she begins to say) About that other talk we had.
Juniper: (she would nod a bit) Yeah, I remember. Do you girls want to learn better control of your magic? (She asked to clarify)
Sci-Twi: Yes, that’s correct. (She confirmed to her)
Juniper: (she thinks for a moment before she started to talk again) Alright, after we’re done, I’ll call Wally. Then, we can talk further about this.
Sci-Twi: (would nod her head) Alright, Juniper)
With that being said they both walked inside the theater room seeing everyone else already in their seats.
Arctic: (was sitting next to Sonata) Oh, by the way, girls. We have one more person joining us
Pinkie Pie: Really? Who is it?
Arctic: A friend of mine. He should be here pretty soon.
Sonata Dusk: Yeah, he has also been helping me too. (She added on)
The Rainbooms looked at them both hearing what they said, and wondered who this person could be. As they waited for their last guest and adjusted their seats. They waited for when the new adventure they were about to see
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That's G5, but what about G4?
Well, glad you kept the opening.
Too much information!
Jurassic Park, Welcome to Cinematic Adventures.
Thanks for using the poster that I created, Lord Enigma!
Yes I Love Jurassic Park!
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I'll be joining you soon, Post, I got to take care of something at theater real quick.
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Cinematic Adventures: Jurassic Park
I sat in the lobby reading Quest of the Sapphire stone as silver shell was cleaning the counters and restocking the shelves with candies for the next movie, what ever it was.
Dodger was putting the two from the Avatar world to work now that they've joined us.
You see we were told that Author A.K. Yearling ( AKA Daring Do) was coming to Ponyville and Dr. Hooves wanted us to do something.
An adventure that's fast, a blast, and NOT in the past.
Oooo yes, so excited, time to walk the dinosaur XD, the Dark Order got me real paranoid and anxious 😖
Ah. Music to my ears.
Says the siren who doesn’t appreciate good music at the Shrek in the Swamp Karaoke Dance Party.
Random Dude: “Like you’re one to talk, Doc! You lost your S-thing when Sunset Shimmer turned over to the Dark Side and sang that Descendant song!”
Me: “It was Fiona Fox, random dude! Fiona Fox! THAT’S the issue! Sunset Shimmer turning over to the Dark Side equals Fiona Fox to me! She and the fox even LOOK the same!”
Random Dude: “Oy, give it a rest, Doc! It’s over now! It’s behind us! Let it go! Sunset Shimmer’s our friend again! And…she doesn’t even look anything like a fox.”
Me: “How would you know? When’s the last time you look at Sunset Shimmer and you don’t suffer a post-traumatic flashback? Sunset Shimmer’s whole existence screams Fiona Fox! She’s got the same eye colors, the same hair color, wears the same black bad girl clothes, and they have the same history of betraying their home world in favor of another’s!”
Random Dude: “Oh. Okay…When you brought that up… Uh…”
Me: “And do you know what the worst part is?!”
Random Dude: (Gets scared, seeing me go insane again) “Uh…What?”
Me: “FIONA FOX SLAPPED TAILS ACROSS THE FACE!!! SHE! SLAPPED! TAILS! POOR! INNOCENT! TWO-TAILED FOX BOY GENIUS, TAILS!!”
Random Dude is shivering up in a corner as he watches me lose my top all over again.
Me: “And as an added insult to my injury… RAINBOW DASH IS TAILS!!! SUNSET SHIMMER SLAPPED RAINBOW DAAAAASSSSHHHH!!!! Now every time I see another of those cursed Cinematic Adventures: Star Wars trilogy, on the exact same month of May, all I can picture in my head are SUNSET SHIMMER AS FIONA FOX BETRAYING HER FRIENDS, SLAPPING RAINBOW DASH, TO BE WITH SCOURGE THE HEDGEHOOOOOOOOGGGGGG!!!!”
And this is the part where I laughed like a maniac.
Me: (Like a crazed maniac with foam in my mouth) “A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY!!! MR. E TURNED SUNSET SHIMMER INTO FIONA FOX!!! HE THOUGHT IT WAS ALL IN GOOD FUN!!! HE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY TO DRIVE ME CRAZYYYYYY!!! SHE SLAPPED TAILS!!! WHAT DID THE FOX SAY?! WHAT DID THE FOX SAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY?!!!”
And at last, I’ve calm down….
Mina: (To Random Dude) “See, this is one reason why we don’t bring up you-know-who to him.”
Random Dude: (Turned pale as a sheet) “Noted.”
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Aw! Now this is sweet!
I think she means “me,” as in herself. Right?
Technically, Sonata is a siren to begin with, but yes. Pony, Siren, or even a channeling, she’s come a long. She’s a better girl than before.
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Crud! Thanks for pointing that out Phantom! Meant “me” and not “you” Just fixed it.
Also, glad you think this was sweet. Been planing this out for awhile and glad it to see it was satisfying
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You mean “we’ll.” Just a heads up, but I’ve noticed a few will where well should be.
But looking good, Arctic! Keep up the good work.
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Thanks Phantom! Makes me happy to hear that you think it looks good
And thanks again for pointing that out. I’ll be sure to fix them
Me: “Great wickering stallions! Not another invasion! WE HAVE TO WARN EVERYONE! Sound the alarm. Call the guards! The navy! ANYONE!!!”
The camera zooms in on a baby picture of baby Spike.
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And Derpy’s boyfriend? Who is also a time traveler who fought Daleks?
Here. This should help refresh your memories.
Me: “Hit it, Shake Ups!”
Me: “Guilty as charged. But I’m glad about it!”
I still remember the opening of the 1st film. It was nerve wracking to be honest.
Me: “…Please don’t tell me Rarity’s getting in the way of your plans with Gabby again…”
Random Dude: (To me) “You’ve got one heck of a grudge, hug?”
Me: “Eeyup.”
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Me: “HEY MADDIE! GOLD FEVERS AT TWELVE O’CLOCK!”
Maddie: “AAAAHHHH!!!” (Immediately goes into hiding)
Me: “Oh! My bad. It’s just a bunch of seagulls.” (I laughed to myself as I take my leave)
Discord: “ME! Hello! I’m going to co-star in the next Cinematic Adventure. And I’M SO EXCITED!!!”
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It's my commentary from the G5 branch division.
Random Dude: “DARING DO IS COMING TO PONYVILLE?!”
Random fan girl: (😭) “Daring Do kicks puppies!”
Little Chipmunk Girl: “Why does Daring Do kick puppies?”
Crazy Steve: (To Little Chipmunk Girl) “It’s okay, little chipmunk girl! Nobody’s perfect!” (Bawls his eyes out) “WHY DARING DO?! WHY DO YOU HATE PUPPIES?!!!”
Good to have you back as well, Lord Enigma after all the events that occurred to you.
And once again, I’m having an existential crisis.
I’m pretty sure the last time they met was when Dr. Caballeron duped Fluttershy to steal a magic golden amulet that forces its wearer to tell the truth. And then after that, they had a talk with Ahuizotl, who reveals himself to be a guardian creature tasked with protecting the treasures that Daring Do had unwittingly stolen.
Then they made amends, A.K. Yearling and Groom Q. Q. Martingale became partners, only for Ahuizotl to beat them in their publish works…
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Yeah I don’t remember the timelines very well
Continuity error: She did made a few guest appearances in the audience seat, but I guess we can consider those as cameos at this point.
Hey. When in the House of Mouse, do the House of Mouse way…
Suddenly, there was a flash of red lights that were spinning and blaring the sound of an alarm.
And on cue, a giant heavy metal robot appeared, pointing its guns at the newcomers.
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Robot: “INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!!! UNAUTHORIZED ENTRY HAS BEEN DETECTED!!!” (Cocks its guns at the ready) “YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO LEAVE AT ONCE OR I WILL BE AUTHORIZED TO SHOOT!”
Me: “WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! STOP, STOP, STOP!!!” (Thankfully, I pressed an off button to shut down the robot before it could shoot anyone) “Princess Twilight! My apologies. I…I didn’t know we had a robot… Discord?”
Discord: (Appears in a flash of light) “Who wants to know?”
Me: (To Discord) “Since when did we install an attack robot?”
Discord: (To me) “Hey! When your theater has been under attacked for like, what? Ten times per days? Not to mention burnt down, and security is beyond your employee’s pay grade…you’ve got to think big and pull all the necessary stops.”
Me: (To Discord) “And you couldn’t even bother warning everyone who could be at the risks of getting their heads shot off by a KILLER ROBOT?!”
Discord: “Killer robot is a harsh word. I mean, as I recall, giant heavy metal robots is part of our line of work, here in the Cinematic Adventure series. Especially giant heavy metal robots that can transform into vehicles. Take a look! It’s in a book!”
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Sooooooooooooo, Phantom's doing the G4 commentary?
Good start so far. Who knows what the Dark Order will do with the park?
Speaking of which…
Me: “Aw, man! No matter how long I’ve been following the Cinematic Adventures. Or how many times I’ve retraced my steps, even in forbidden territories (Star Wars) I’m still not getting any closer to cracking all these cases!!!”
Like:
Me: “Sweet Celestia, I’m so stressed out. I’m freaking out here man!”
Random Dude: “You want to talk about stress? YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT STRESS?! Ok? I’ve stumbled upon a major conspiracy in the Cinematic Adventure. How’s that for stress?”
Me: “What the hay are you talking about?”
Random Dude: “This entire fan fiction series is being bled like a stuffed pig, Doc. Mr. E is evil, I tell you. EVIL! And I got a paper trail to prove it. Check this out.” (Shows me the paper trail) “Take a look at this!”
Me: (With wide eyes) “Sweet Celestia!”
Random Dude: “So I’ve been working day and night, trying to crack down the identity of the Benefactor, the Dark One, and this Mysterious N, like you asked. Okay? This is how much efforts I’ve been putting into this detective work, Ace Ventura style! Or even Sherlock Holmes! Or Duck Tracy! And definitely not like the tragedy of Sgt. Howie and the wicker man on Summerisle, because we do not want to end up like that! Ya got me? Nobody’s a fan of being stung by bees, then getting barbecued, all because of one little misleading in the mystery solving. So anyway, I did like you wanted me to. I tried to find a connection, but it’s always the same! The Benefactor this, the Dark One that, the Mysterious N. WELL THIS WHOLE CINEMATIC ADVENTURE HAS BEEN TALKING NOTHING BUT THE BENEFACTOR, THE DARK ONE, and the Mysterious N! So I say to myself, we gotta find out who these guys are, or we’re never going to arrest them and stop them from wreaking havoc. So I took my case up to the Grand Jury, Doc, and what do I find out? WHAT DO I FIND OUT?! The Benefactor is set to reveal themselves in the Chamber of Secrets, which is the CA after THIS ONE! So decided ‘AH, SHOOT, Buddy!’ I gotta dig a little deeper! I looked up on the Cinematic Adventure forum, hoping to find some clues to the Benefactor’s identity, or even the Dark Ones, you gotta be kidding me! WELL, THE FORUM WAS POLLUTED WITH FORUM POSTS OF CRUELLA DE VILE, and posts of Mr. E being a member of the Court of Owls from Gotham! And I realized, this whole crazy crossover mess is just another Once Upon a Time fan fiction, which explains a lot of crazy episodes we’ve been getting from Mr. E! THERE’S OUR CONNECTION!! So I marched my way to Carol in H.R. and I knocked on her door and said CAROL! CAROL! I gotta talk to you about, Mr. E! And when I open the door, there is not a single desk in the office! There is no Carol in HR! Doc! Half of the characters we’ve been working with in the Cinematic Adventure have all been made up!”
Me: “…Okay, Random Dude. I’m gonna have to stop you right there. Not only are the characters we’ve been working with are real, but they’re all in danger! They’re counting on us to protect and save them on a daily basis! It’s all the rage these days!”