While new and mysterious events were occurring for the Mane Six and Spike in Montana, a secret meeting was taking place down south in San Jose, Costa Rica. At a local outdoor restaurant, right amid San Jose, there was Dennis Nedry sitting at a table in front of the café eating breakfast. A man in his late thirties, portly-looking and wearing glasses, the big guy had a constant smile that could either be laughing with you or at you, give or take.
Nedry looks up and sees a man emerge from a taxi - Lewis Dodgson, fiftyish, dressed in a wine-red polo shirt, khakis, and a Panama hat. One look toward this man and he’d almost resemble too much like an American tourist. Dodgson clutched an attaché case close to him and scanned the café furtively. Nedry laughed, shook his head, and waved to him.
“Yo, Dodgson!” He called to the man.
Dodgson hurried over to the table to sit beside the chubby man, trying to look inconspicuous.
“You shouldn’t use my name,” He warned.
“Dodgson!” Nedry called out, pointing to the man. “Dodgson! We’ve got Dodgson here!”
Upon seeing no attention was acknowledged from calling out the man’s name, Nedry turned to look at Dodgson with a cocky grin.
“See, nobody cares,” He smirked, taking the man’s hat. “Nice hat. What are you trying to look like? A secret agent?”
Dodgson ignored that, not willing to sit through the chubby man’s humor. He quickly grabbed the large leather briefcase and slid it toward Nedry. The big man immediately turned giddy and excited once the briefcase was in his hands.
“Seven hundred and fifty,” He informed Nedry. “On delivery, fifty thousand more for each viable embryo. That’s one point five million, if you get all fifteen species off the island.”
“Oh, I’ll get ‘em all,” Nedry spoke with glee.
“Remember -- viable embryos,” Dodgson reminded. “They’re no use to us if they don’t survive.”
“How am I supposed to transport them?” Nedry asked.
Dodgson pulled out an ordinary can of shaving cream from a shoulder bag he carried and set it on the table. He then unscrewed the bottom revealing a secret compartment and a specialized holding device.
“The bottom screws open,” Dodgson informed.
“That’s great!” Nedry laughed excitedly. “Oh my God.”
“It’s cooled and compartmentalized inside.”
“You guys -- that’s great!”
“Customs can even check it if they want to!”
“Let me see!”
“Go on, press the top.”
Nedry proceeded to press the top of the can and real shaving cream came onto his hand. He grinned, impressed with the illusion. While Dodgson talked, Nedry looked around for somewhere to wipe the shaving cream and ended up dumping it on top of a nearby piece of pie sitting on another table.
Ugh, disgusting…
That man’s an absolute pig.
I’m all for pie with whipped cream on top, but that’s just too much.
“That’s enough coolant for thirty-six hours, the em--” Dodgson began.
“Oh-h-ho-ho -- No menthol?” Nedry interrupted.
“-- The embryos have to be back here in San Jose by then,” Dodgson finished.
“That’s up to your guy on the boat,” Nedry replied. “Seven o’clock tomorrow night, at the east dock. Make sure he got it right.”
“I was wondering, how are you planning to beat the security?” Dodgson asked.
“Oh, I’ve got an eighteen-minute window,” Nedry responded confidently. “Eighteen minutes, and your company catches up on ten years of research.”
At that moment, a waiter arrived and placed the check down on the table for the meal.
“Gracias, senor,” The waiter nodded.
Nedry looked at the bill on the table, then up at Dodgson, as if expecting him to cover the check.
“Don’t get cheap on me Dodgson,” Nedry continued.
Dodgson rolled his eyes and awkwardly picked up the check as he took out his wallet.
“That was Hammond’s mistake.”
<>
Meanwhile, back in the United States, the Equestrian crew were preparing for their journey to John Hammond’s Island, Isla Nublar. Gathered at the helicopter pad, John Hammond, Alan Grant, Ellie Sattler, & the Equestrians waited for the helicopter scheduled to transport them to where the theme park was located. While they waited, a fortyish-year-old man walked towards them. A man whose height was six-feet, three-and-a-half tall, dressed all in black, with snakeskin boots and sunglasses. He soon spotted the others he assumed were picked to be Jurassic Park’s first guests.
“John Hammond?” The man questioned. “My name is Ian Malcolm.”
Malcom stuck his hand out and John Hammond gladly reciprocated.
“Ah, Ian. Good to see you, old chap!” Hammond greeted, warmly.
“Pleasure to meet you too, Mr. Hammond,” Ian replied.
Alan and Ellie decided to introduce themselves as well.
“Dr. Alan Grant, Ian,” He greeted, pointed to Ellie. “And this is Dr. Ellie Sattler.”
“It’s a pleasure to meet you,” Ellie smiled.
“A pleasure meeting you two,” Ian smiled. “So… where are the others you mentioned, Hammond?”
“Right over there, Dr. Malcolm,” Hammond gestured off the side.
Ian turned toward where Hammond gestured and, much like Alan and Ellie at first glance, was beyond shocked seeing a group of pastel-coated ponies… and a dragon.
“What the hell?!” He exclaimed in shock.
“Honestly darling, must you speak such uncouth language?” Rarity asked ashamed.
“Okay, I’m seeing some weird shit lately,” Ian muttered to himself.
“Dude, we can hear you,” Rainbow pointed out. “Seriously, the language. Not cool.”
Ian merely turned back toward John Hammond and the two scientists, trying to confirm if this was all some weird dream.
“Hey… Ellie, can you slap me?” Malcolm asked seriously. “I’m clearly seeing things.”
“Are you kidding?” Ellie asked jokingly.
“No, I’m quite serious,” Ian replied.
Ellie merely looked at the man as though he was crazy. But the silence didn’t last long when Pinkie Pie popped up in between, giggling to herself.
“Silly Ian,” Pinkie giggled. “You’re not dreaming; we’re real. If I wasn’t, could I do this?”
Pinkie suddenly reached out her hoof and prodded Ian Malcolm along the side a few times, causing the man to leap aside to avoid the pink party pony.
“This is not happening,” Ian muttered.
“Believe me, we were shocked after seeing them to be honest,” Alan nodded.
“But no need to worry,” Ellie assured. “Since we’ve met them, they’ve been nothing but nice.”
“It’s true, Dr. Malcolm,” Twilight added. “We’re not here to cause any harm; we merely wish to use the magic of friendship to spread peace.”
This really seemed to knock Ian back to reality, as he merely chuckled nervously.
“Okay, now I know you’re making that up,” He chuckled.
“Oh no, no jokes here,” Hammond assured. “Miss Sparkle, would you kindly give Mr. Malcolm a demonstration, please?”
Twilight merely nodded as she proceeded to light up her horn. Using the magic swelling within, she proceeded to levitate Alan’s hat in the air for a few seconds before carefully placing it back on his head. Alan seemed a slight freaked out upon the display, but quickly found his composure once again.
“Okay…” Ian said awkwardly. “So… anyhow… what are your names?”
“I’m Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship,” Twilight replied. “But you can call me Twilight. I don’t really use the princess title very much.”
“Ah’m Applejack, farm mare at Sweet Apple Acres,” Applejack tipped her hat. “Mighty nice tah meet ya partner.”
“I’m Fluttershy,” Fluttershy greeted softly. “Animal caretaker and whisperer of all creatures.”
“Rarity’s my name, darling,” Rarity bowed her head. “May I say that your black outfit makes you look divine yet mysterious. Though it could use a wash.”
“Thanks… I guess,” Ian replied, slightly insulted.
Just then, a large blast of confetti exploded right in Ian’s face and Pinkie popped out of the blast.
“Hi there, I’m Pinkie Pie!” Pinkie exclaimed excitedly. “Full name Pinkamena Diane Pie. The bestest party pony in Equestria, except maybe for my husband Cheese Sandwich. I just love meeting new friends; would you like a cupcake?”
She reached into her mane and pulled out a tray of cupcakes, practically shoving them right into Ian’s hands. The man merely looked at her in complete bewilderment, as if trying to determine whether she was being friendly… or insane.
“You’ll get used to it,” Rainbow Dash stated. “Anyway, name’s Rainbow Dash. Fastest flier in all Equestria, and all around most majorly awesome mare ever!”
“I’m Spike,” Spike waved casually. “I’m a dragon and also the Savior of the Crystal Empire.”
“My name is Daring Do, but I go by my pseudonym A.K. Yearling,” Daring nodded. “But you can just call me Daring if you’d like.
She really needs to take it easy on saying her pseudonym name, I nearly burned out the last Neuralyzer.
“The name’s Time Turner my good sir,” Time Turner greeted. “Though lately I’ve been called ‘Dr. Hooves’. A bit odd if you ask me; I’m clearly not a doctor.”
After introductions were in order, Ian Malcolm slowly turned around for a moment trying to absorb this new development.
“Okay, Ian,” Malcolm told himself, calmly. “Stay calm… greet the magical ponies with the weird tattoos on their asses… and their dragon friend… and be friendly.”
He slowly turned back around, greeting them with a smile on his face.
“Very nice to meet you all,” Ian greeted awkwardly. “My name is Dr. Ian Malcolm, mathematician and Chaos Theorist.”
“Chaos Theorist?” Fluttershy asked in confusion.
“Sounds like something Discord would know about,” Spike added.
“Wait… I think I know what that is,” Twilight spoke up. “It’s a branch of math that deals with complex systems.”
“That’s right,” Ian nodded. “I’m a rather gifted one, I must say.”
“Eggheads…” Rainbow sighed with a shrug.
“So, where’s the helicopter?” Ian questioned.
“Worry not, Dr. Malcolm,” John assured. “It should be arriving momentarily. What with the new additions on this journey, I had to arrange bigger transport to accommodate us all.”
Sure enough, within moments, the group saw a large helicopter, ‘InGen Construction’ emblazed on the side, landing upon the pad. The pilot exited from his compartment and proceeded to open the passenger door. One by one, all the passengers entered one by one, and the helicopter took off.
As the helicopter skimmed low over the shimmering Pacific, the Equestrians and most of the passengers were huddled in the back of the chopper. One of the passengers whom the Equestrians hadn’t precisely met was Donald Gennaro, the lawyer from the amber mine. He was all dressed up in safari clothes, everything straight from Banana Republic. During the flight, Twilight caught up with Ian on where they came from while Ian informed her of everything, at least what she and her friends needed to know about him. Eventually, he turned his attention to Alan and Ellie, the latter of whom found it difficult to take his eyes off. He practically leaned over shouting amidst the engine whine.
“So, you two, um, uh dig up – dig up dinosaurs?” Ian asked awkwardly.
“Well…” Ellie chuckled.
“We try to!” Alan finished.
Malcolm laughed heartedly, finding this very amusing, as he grinned and chewed a piece of gum. This confused Grant immensely, to which Hammond looked positively annoyed.
“You’ll have to get used to Dr. Malcolm,” John spoke up. “He suffers from a deplorable excess of personality, especially for a mathematician.”
“Chaotician!” Ian corrected. “Chaotician, actually.”
To which Hammond merely snorted, not even bothering to cover his contempt for Malcolm.
“John doesn’t subscribe to chaos, particularly what I have to say about his little science project!”
“Codswallop Ian, you’ve never been able to sufficiently explain your concerns of yours about this island—”
“Oh, ho, John, John, I certainly have! Very clearly! Because of the behavior of the system in phase space!”
“A load, if I may say so, of fashionable number crunching,” Hammond waved off. “That’s all it is—”
Malcolm poksed at Hammond’s knee, surprising him and he slapped Malcolm’s hand away.
“Don’t, don’t! I do wish you wouldn’t do that,” John scolded.
“I’m going out on a limb and say those two really don’t get along,” Rainbow whispered to Applejack.
“Yer darn right,” Applejack whispered back. “And ponies get annoyed with us when we squabble.”
“Dr. Sattler, Dr. Grant – you’ve heard of Chaos Theory?”
“No,” Sattler shook her head.
“No? Non-linear equations? Strange attractions?” Malcolm emphasized. “Dr. Sattler, I-I refuse to believe you aren’t familiar with the concept of attraction!”
Grant just rolled his eyes as Malcolm gave an oily grin. Ellie merely smiled, enjoying Grant’s jealousy. Hammond turned toward Gennaro, giving the lawyer a dirty look.
“Hm! I bring scientists – you bring a rock star.”
Donald Gennaro was at a complete loss for words, uncertain how to properly respond to that. But luckily, he didn’t have to, as Hammond looked out the windshield and clapped his hands excitedly.
“There it is!”
*Skip to 1:20*
All eyes turned ahead, and everyone could see it: Isla Nublar. A smallish subtropical island, completely ringed by thick clouds giving it that lush, mysterious feel. The pilot pulled up over a spot in the clouds and started to descend, fast.
“Bad wind sheers,” Hammond continued. “We have to drop pretty fast! Hold on, this can be a little thrilling!”
The helicopter dropped like a stone, jolting up and down for a minute, while some of the Equestrians clutched onto their seats tightly. While most of the passengers were worried, Hammond practically laughed with a ‘Yahoo!’ like an excited child on a car trip. The other passengers were quick to buckle up for safety. Gennaro with shaky fingers, Malcolm smooth and quickly, and Grant grabbing two ‘female’ pieces which aren’t mean to click together. To which Applejack and Rainbow Dash looked and merely chuckled, as if they were in on that joke.
Outside the windows, all the passengers could see cliff walls racing by, uncomfortably close. They bounced like hell, hitting winds up and down drafts. Only Pinkie Pie seemed excited as she listened to Hammond’s chit-chatter.
“So, you’re really going to put an airstrip here?” Pinkie smiled.
“On pilings, extending out into the ocean twelve thousand feet!” Hammond smiled. “Like La Guardia, only a lot safer! What do you think?”
“I’ve never heard of La Guardia, but I’ll bet this plan of yours sounds more ‘secure’.”
“Dr. Grant sir, I think you need that piece over here,” Twilight pointed out. “And that piece…”
“We’d have landed by the time he gets it right,” Spike leaned back lazily.
Grant doesn’t reward Spike’s remark with a response but settled for tying the two pieces together as a makeshift seatbelt. He gave Sattler and the Equestrians a smirk, then braced himself for the landing. Malcolm merely grinned as he kept chewing his stick of gum. The helicopter continued to descend, nearing the ground, as a luminous white cloud cross appeared below them. Soon, the landing pad shined through the Plexiglas bubble in the floor of the chopper.
The cross grew rapidly larger as the chopper plummeted, but a sudden updraft caught them, and they bounced skyward for a moment then dropped again, even faster, if possible, below landing on the helipad below with a hard *BUMP*. Eventually, the chopper finally landed with a complete stop.
One of the workers opened the door allowing the group to come out. John Hammond was the first to exit the helicopter, smiling proudly at his creation. Soon as the others disembarked, several large, open-top jeeps roared down the hilltop away from the landing cross as the helicopter engines whined back to life and the rotors started to spin again. Ellie, Grant, and Malcolm held tightly in the front jeep, with Hammond and Gennaro in the rear, leaving the Equestrians to choose the remainder. Each car had a driver instructed to take them to their destination.
Soon enough, with everyone (And every pony) in the jeeps, they drove off as the helicopter flew back into the sky. They pass through an enormous gate in a thirty-foot-high fence, which was sealed behind them by two park attendants. There are large electrical insulators on the fences, warning lights that strobe importantly and clear signs – ‘ELECTRIFIED FENCE! 10,000 VOLTS!’.
In the rear jeep, Gennaro and Hammond are talking, the former regarding the fences critically.
“So, the fifty miles of perimeter fence are in place?” Gennaro questioned.
“And the concrete moats, and the motion sensor tracing systems,” Hammond confirmed calmly. “Donald, dear boy, do try to relax and enjoy yourself.”
“Let’s get something straight, John. This is not a weekend excursion; this is a serious investigation of the stability of the island. Your investors, whom I represent, are deeply concerned. Forty-eight hours from now, if they’re not convinced, I’m not convinced. And I can shut you down, John.”
“In forty-eight hours, I’ll be accepting your apology,” Hammond smiled. “Now, if you’d kindly lean out of the way so I can see them.”
Hammond lightly shoved Gennaro aside for a clear view of Grant, Ellie, Malcolm… and any of the Equestrians driving ahead.
“I wouldn’t miss this for the world,” Hammond sighed contently.
The jeeps wound their way along a mountain road, driving further into the island. Ellie stared off to the right, fascinated by the thick tropical plant life around them. She tilted her head, as if sensing something wrong with this picture. She reached out and grabbed hold of a leafy branch as they drove by, tearing it from the tree.
In the rear jeep, Hammond had been watching Grant, giddy with anticipation at this point. He soon made a signal to his driver.
“All right, slow down and stop here,” Hammond said urgently. “Slow. Stop, stop, stop, stop!”
The driver of the rear jeep slowed down, then stopped. So does the front jeep and the others. Once they’d ceased moving, Daring Do took one look around and couldn’t help but admire the beauty surrounding her. It seemed to remind her of the tropical jungles she’d venture through back home. Daring took a deep breath and released a heavy, yet satisfied, sigh.
“Ahh! The perfect time for some exploring,” She smiled, stepping out of the jeep. “I’m just going to go for a quick stretch.”
“Hey! Wait up for me!” Rainbow called, scrambling out of the jeep.
Rainbow Dash quickly caught up to her idol and the two were soon walking and talking together. As they did, Applejack climbed out of the jeep herself unable to keep from watching Rainbow Dash and Daring Do. Normally, Applejack wasn’t a jealous mare. But ever since Daring Do came to town, she’s all Rainbow could think about. But she quickly pushed these thoughts from her mind, chucking it up to her thinking crazy as she followed behind them
“We better follow them, just in case,” Twilight informed the others.
“Yippee!” Pinkie cheered. “Adventure, here we come!”
The remainder of the Mane Six, including Time Turner, leapt out of the jeep to follow Daring Do and Rainbow Dash. Before coming out, Rarity faced Malcolm.
“Aren’t you coming, Dr. Malcolm?” She asked.
“Eh, you guys go ahead,” Ian shrugged. “I’ll just sit here and wait.”
“Suit yourself.”
The unicorn proceeded to walk ahead to catch up with the remainder of her friends.
“Now don’t go too far, alright?!” Hammond called out.
“Don’t worry, Mr. Hammond!” Twilight yelled back. “We won’t!”
The Mane Six, along with Spike, Daring Do, and Time Turner soon turned their sights to the plain field of Isla Nublar. Before their very eyes, there was a full glimpse of green grass and trees everywhere they turned.
“Everything’s so green here,” Spike pointed out.
“Ah’ll say,” Applejack nodded. “Reminds me of Appleloosa back in Equestria, except there ain’t no town… and no desert.”
“Fascinating!” Time Turner gasped in amazement. “I’ve never seen anything so beautiful; the fauna’s definitely a wonder in that of itself.”
“Hmm… doesn’t it seem rather… quiet?” Rarity asked, looking around.
“I agree, but Mr. Hammond stopped here for a reason,” Fluttershy replied. “There must be something he wants us to see.”
“Like what, darling?”
“I’m not sure.”
While the Equestrians explored the plain field, Ellie sat in the front jeep observing the large leaf she snagged earlier in amazement. She raced her hand lightly over it.
“Alan – this shouldn’t be here,” Ellie spoke, staring at the leaf.
But Grant wasn’t paying attention. He was staring too, out the other side of the jeep. It began with a noise that propelled Alan to turn to the side of the jeep, twisting in his seat when the jeep came to a stop. He suddenly looked riveted and shocked, as if he couldn’t believe what he saw. He slowly stood up from his seat, as if to look closer. He moved to the top of the seat, practically on his tiptoes, removing his sunglasses.
Meanwhile, the rest of the Equestrians were still doing their own things while admiring the scenery.
“Let’s fly up for a better view of this place,” Daring informed Rainbow.
With that, Daring Do flapped her wings and hovered right off the ground toward the air.
“Wait for me!” Rainbow called after.
“Quickly, Rainbow Dash took off into the sky following her idol closely. Once they reached a certain high point, their eyes began to survey the surrounding area.
“This is awesome!” Rainbow smiled. “Normally whenever we go on these trips, we never just stop to admire it. We’re always so busy trying to prevent a monster from disrupting the peace or solving a friendship problem.”
As Rainbow Dash talked, Daring Do turned to the side and suddenly her eyes widened with complete shock.
“Personally, I think this would make a great location for one of your future stories,” Rainbow continued. “What do you think, Daring Do?
Only Rainbow noticed that Daring wasn’t really looking at her. But the rainbow-haired pony caught the shock in Daring Do’s eyes. Curious, she waved a hoof in front of her idol’s face attempting to snap out of it.
“Uh… Daring Do?” She spoke, waving. “What are you looking at?
Daring merely reached a hoof up and turned Rainbow’s head to the side she was staring at. The moment Rainbow saw what her idol was looking at, her eyes grew just as large as her own.
“Oh, pony-feathers…”
The remainder of the Mane Six, including Spike and Time Turner, looked toward their Pegasi friends from below seeing them hovering in shock.
“Hey, Rainbow Dash!” Twilight called out. “Are you okay?!”
“Looks like they’re staring at something their own eyes can’t believe,” Pinkie replied.
“But what could they possibly be looking at?” Rarity questioned.
The remainder of the group turned toward where Rainbow Dash and Daring Do were staring at, until their own expressions dropped into shock. As for Pinkie Pie, she was so stunned, her lower jaw literally dropped to the ground.
Meanwhile, back at the jeeps, Sattler was still focused on the huge leaf.
“Alan, this species of vermiform has been extinct since the Cretaceous period,” She spoke in amazement. “I mean this thing—”
Grant, never tearing his eyes away, reached over and grabbed Ellie’s head, turning it to face what caught his attention.
“What—”
The moment Ellie Sattler saw it, she dropped the leaf and went stone silent in shock. Cautiously, she stood up and removed her sunglasses just like Grant. What they were looking at right now could not possibly be real.
At first, they noticed that several of the tree trunks were leafless – just as thick as the other trees, only gray and bare. They raised their heads, looking up at the length of the trunk. They looked higher… and higher… and higher. But this was no tree trunk… it was a leg. Their jaws dropped, their heads fell all the way back, looking even higher above the tree line.
Spike released a long, sharp, ‘HAH!’ – a combination of a laugh and shout of joy. He pointed toward the thing and managed to put together his first words since its appearance:
“THAT’S A DINOSAUR!”
*Skip to 1:57*
Everyone and every pony were staring up in shock as the dinosaur towered over the trees chewing its branches. Technically, a brachiosaur, of the sauropod family, though humanity always called it brontosaurus for years. It crunched the branch in its mouth, some thirty-five feet up off the ground, at the end of its long, arching neck. It stared down at the people in the car with a pleasant, stupid gaze.
Grant and Sattler leapt out of the jeep, stepping closer as they eyed the sauropod in wonder. The rest of the group couldn’t believe they were gazing at a real-life dinosaur for the first time. Rainbow Dash and Daring still flew in midair as the Brachiosaurus walked past them. It was pretty light on its feet – a far cry from the sluggish, lumbering brutes a majority would have expected.
“Whoa…” Daring gasped in shock.
“Look at that…” Ellie said amazed.
“It’s… it’s a dinosaur!” Alan exclaimed, pointing at it.
“Uh-huh!” Ellie nodded.
“Great… wickering… stallions,” Time Turner said between breaths. “Is it just me, or is every pony else seeing this?”
“I can’t believe it…” Twilight smiled.
Hammond emerged from his jeep and came back to join them, passing the jeep Malcolm was still sitting in. Chuckling to himself, Hammond looked like a proud parent showing off his kid. Ian Malcolm and Donald Gennaro were both clearly awestruck by what they were seeing. Malcolm especially looked at Hammond, amazed, and with an expression that was a mixture of admiration and rapprochement.
“You did it,” Ian muttered in shock. “You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.”
Alan and Elie continued walking, following the Brachiosaur in amazement when Hammond joined alongside them.
“The movement!” Grant pointed out.
“The – agility,” Ellie added. “You’re right!”
In their amazement, Grant and Ellie spoke right over each other.
“Ellie, we can tear up the rule book on cold-bloodedness,” Alan stated, studying the dinosaur. “It doesn’t apply; they’re totally wrong! This is a warm-blooded creature. They’re totally wrong.”
“They were wrong, case closed,” Ellie agreed. “This thing doesn’t live in a swamp to support it’s body weight for God’s sake!”
“This thing’s got a… what, twenty-five, twenty-seven-foot neck?” Grant asked Hammond.
“The brachiosaur? Thirty,” Hammond corrected.
“Thirty feet…” Alan nodded.
The brachiosaur rose on its rear legs, proceeding to rip away several of the top branches for its leaves. It stood effortlessly on its hind legs, reaching for a particularly high branch above its head. It then dropped back down, shaking the ground around it. Gennaro, watching all of this, sort of faded into the background while the others reacted. He’s just staring, a look of absolute rapture on his face and suddenly found his previous doubts give way to rapture.
“We are going to make a fortune with this place,” He spoke, hushed.
“This can’t be real,” Twilight said in shock. “I feel like some pony needs to pinch me, but I don’t want to wake up from this dream.”
“You’re telling me it can push blood up a thirty-foot neck without a four-chambered heart and get around like that?!” Time Turner pointed out. “That’s a knockout punch for warm-bloodedness.”
“How fast are they?” Alan asked.
“Well, we’ve clocked the T-Rex at thirty-two miles an hour,” Hammond replied proudly.
Hearing what he just said, everyone turned to him with shock growing on their faces. How could such a thing even be possible?
“What did you say just now?” Rarity asked in disbelief.
“I said, T-Rex my dear,” Hammond replied, smiling.
“Oh my… you don’t mean that…”
“T – T-Rex?” Ellie stuttered in shock. “You said you’ve got a T-Rex?”
“Mm-hmm,” Hammond nodded.
“You’ve got a T-Rex?!” Pinkie’s eyes widened. “He’s got a T-Rex! A T-Rex! He said he’s—”
Applejack quickly covered Pinkie’s muzzle with one hoof.
“Yeah Pinkie, we done heard ya,” Applejack nodded.
Alan quickly walked over toward John, grabbing him by the shoulders, staring right into the old man’s eyes.
“Say again?” He said, almost begging.
“Oh, we have a T-Rex!” John chuckled.
By this point, Grant was completely overwhelmed. Feeling faint, he knelt over and sat down on the ground.
“Put your, put your head between your knees and breathe,” Ellie said, helping Alan.
The Mane Six, Spike, Daring Do, and Time Turner just stood and looked out into the valley as John Hammond walked in front of them and looked out.
“Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler, my little Equestrian friends… Welcome to Jurassic Park.”
Grant and Sattler both turned and looked at the view again. It’s a beautiful vista, reminiscent of an African plain. A whole herd of Brachiosaur crossed the plain in the distance, maybe a hundred in one quick glance alone. There was even a group of Parasaurolophus, drinking from the lake. The Mane Six, Spike, Daring Do and Time Turner were all amazed by the sight of all the dinosaurs.
“This… is… so… AWESOME!!!” Rainbow exclaimed excitedly.
“What a sight!” Time Turner laughed. “It’s a scientific impossibility and yet there it is, dinosaurs as far as my eyes can see.”
“It’s every pony’s dream come true,” Daring spoke tearfully.
“It’s so pretty… I could cry,” Fluttershy smiled.
“Ellie, they’re absolutely – they’re moving in herds,” Alan smiled. “They do move in herds!”
“We were right!” Ellie smiled.
As amazing as this sight was, Twilight couldn’t help but feel confused over how any of this was even possible.
“I don’t understand,” Twilight said. “Dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years. How in Celestia’s name did you manage to bring them back?”
“Yeah!” Alan nodded. “How did you do this?”
“I’ll show you,” Hammond smirked.
<>
Meanwhile, back in Equestria, a large group gathered at Discord’s Theatre as they watched the heroes of Equestria on another epic journey. Much like their heroes on screen, not a soul could believe their own eyes but there it was. Real live dinosaurs walking about the screen in majestic splendor.
“Actual living breathing dinosaurs,” Discord gasped in amazement. “You can’t possibly get more chaotic than that; they practically invented chaos. Huh… how come I’ve never thought of that?”
“It’s so beautiful,” Petunia Paleo spoke tearfully. “Oh, how I wish I was there too. It’s been my dream to see real living dinosaurs.”
“Let’s just hope they don’t run into any predators that could cause any harm,” Celestia voiced her concern.
“Sister, he just said they have a T-Rex,” Luna pointed out. “From what history has shown, it’s only the largest carnivore to ever walk the planet. Even the word rexmeans ‘king’ which makes the Tyrannosaur the ‘King of the Dinosaurs’ if you will.”
“Now that doesn’t sound like foreshadowing at all,” Storm Shield remarked sarcastically.
Just then, the theatre doors burst open, and everyone turned to see Mayor Mare racing into the theater. They could clearly see the concern written on her muzzle, as she gasped heavily for breath.
“Mayor Mare, what’s wrong?” Celestia asked.
“Your highness, you’re going to want to see this!” The mayor gasped.
Not bothering to spare a second though, Celestia and Luna leapt from their seats and followed the mayor outside the theatre. Everyone else followed closely behind as they walked outside to investigate what was going on. The sound of fast approaching hoof steps could be heard in the distance, and all turned to see why.
A garrison of Black Knights, all on horseback, galloped at a rapid pace towards Ponyville. Behind the garrison resembled a large black carriage pulled by large dark horses. The garrison and carriage soon charged through town until eventually coming to a halt just outside the theatre. In the process, the carriage also hit a large puddle sending water all over Petunia Paleo, the CMC, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Flurry Heart, and many fillies and colts.
“Hey, what’s the big idea?!” Apple Bloom yelled.
“Who do you think you are coming to our town unannounced?!” Sweetie added.
But no response came as a black knight leapt off his horse and quickly approached the carriage door. He proceeded to swing it open, revealing none other than the Evil Queen herself, Regina. There she stood, dressed in a wine-red riding coat with a high collar, dark leather pants, dark riding boots, and a feathered Cavalier hat.
The Queen stepped out of the carriage and looked down upon the sopping wet foals. Just one glance and she couldn’t help but smile with malicious intent in her eyes.
“Did my carriage splash you?” Regina asked mockingly.
“As a matter of fact—” Silver Spoon began.
“I don’t really care.”
The Queen then took one look around this tiny town.
“So… this is Ponyville?” Regina asked disgusted. “I must say, I thought it would be more… impressive. But where are my manners? I forgot to introduce myself. Regina Mills, Queen of the Enchanted Forest.”
“What brings you here?” Celestia asked seriously.
“What?” Regina chuckled. “No ‘Hello, won’t you please come in for some tea?’… I’d expect a princess such as you to show more decorum.”
“Your mocking doesn’t affect us!” Luna retorted. “You will answer my sister’s question, now!”
Regina soon turned her attention to Luna.
“Is this how they teach you to address a Queen?” She asked.
“You’re no Queen, not here,” Luna spoke defiantly. “My sister and I have ruled this land for a thousand years. As Princesses of the Sun and Moon, we refuse to permit one as threatening as you to disturb the peace.”
To which Regina merely laughed in response.
“Is that really what you do?” Regina laughed. “Sounds pathetic if you ask me. As for you being princesses, I’ve had my fair share of dealings with ‘your kind’. They fall under two categories: Those I kill… or those I imprison. Now, what category do ‘you’ fall under?”
“Enough!” Celestia said loudly. “You are unwelcome in these parts. Leave now and no harm will come to you.”
“Oh, but I have no intent of going anywhere,” Regina replied. “I’ve come all this way to this pitiful place because one of you stole something that belongs to me. I won’t leave until I get it back.”
“We’ve stolen nothing from you,” Luna spoke defiantly. “If you refuse to leave, we will be forced to use our magic and make you leave.”
Regina looked back and forth between the princesses and the other citizens of Ponyville. Just then, a wicked idea came to her head. A means of killing ‘two birds with one stone’…
“Well… I’ve tried to be nice… but looks like peaceful negotiations are over.”
Suddenly, she shot her hand out in a cupping motion toward the group of foals and the Cake Twins rose off the ground. They both pawed their necks, gagging as though they were choking. Every pony looked over in shock, gasping in horror.
“POUND CAKE! PUMPKIN CAKE!” Mrs. Cake screamed.
“Please put them down!” Mr. Cake begged.
“Release the foals now!” Celestia yelled, prepping her horn.
Seeing the sun princess light up her horn, Regina waved her free hand with a warning finger.
“Uh, uh, uh… I wouldn’t do that if I were you,” She warned. “Even if you blast me with magic, all I’d have to do is flick my wrist and snap their fragile little necks. We wouldn’t want that now, would we?”
Celestia and Luna both growled, staring daggers toward the Evil Queen. But their eyes shifted toward the Cake Twins, who were choking in Regina’s magical grasp. As much as they wanted to blast this invader to oblivion, they knew they couldn’t. Reluctantly, they diffused their magic.
“Alright, we won’t fight you,” Celestia surrendered. “Just let the twins go and you can be on your way.”
“As tempting an offer that is, it doesn’t benefit me at all,” Regina replied. “Now, here’s ‘my’ offer: Return what was stolen from me, and I’ll spare these two brats. I’ll give you until, let’s say… ‘sundown’ to bring it to me. I’ll be waiting for you at the edge of the forest. If by which time you don’t return what’s mine, or if you try to fight, you’ll still get them back… in far worse shape.”
The Evil Queen released a wicked laugh as she returned to her carriage with the floating twins struggling against the magic dragging them. The Black Knight shut the door and hopped back upon his horse. The garrison and the carriage soon charged out of Ponyville back towards the Everfree Forest. This left the entire group standing there, wondering what to do next. Mr. Cake tried consoling a hysterical Mrs. Cake. But with their twins captured and taken to Celestia knows where, things were getting dark very quickly.
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As the carriage rolled through the Everfree Forest, two figures watched from the shadows of the tall dark trees. With the carriage no longer in sight, the figures emerged into the light. One was an Earth pony with a mix of grey and dark gray fur, a slick and shiny dark mane and tail, brown eyes, yellowish-gold glasses, and a drama masks cutie mark.
The other was also an Earth pony, only with a light peach coat that transitioned to white around the hooves, a short but shaggy dirty blonde mane and coat, gray blue eyes, and a plume and parchment cutie mark.
The two ponies emerged from the shrubbery of the Everfree Forest, watching the carriage go by.
“I must admit Curtain Call,” The peach Earth pony spoke. “When I suggested we’d assume our ponysonas for this story, even I had no idea it would turn out like this.”
“You did so, Quill Cast,” Curtain Call remarked. “You’re the author; you know what’s going to happen before even I do. I just come along to enjoy the show.”
“I know, but I personally told Pinkie Pie that authors weren’t allowed to interfere. Now, authors can’t interfere, but as ponies anything goes.”
“Yeah whatever,” Curtain sighed. “The point now is we have a real problem. When this happens, it’s not really something I fuss about… but did we ‘really’ need to steal from her in the first place? Regina now has those cake twins in her possession.”
“As shocking as it may seem, you know why we did it,” Quill retorted. “Anyway, if we can recover the sheers, we can bring them back to her and she’ll return the twins unharmed… if she’s a woman of her word.”
“That doesn’t scream much confidence, but whatever works for me,” Curtain shrugged. “Where’d you put them?”
Quill dawned an awkward look on his face, trying to avoid eye contact with his friend. But Curtain Call leaned closer, staring down at him.
“Quill Cast… what did you do?” Curtain asked seriously.
“Well, uh—I—kind of—sort of—hid them on Isla Nublar?” Quill replied sheepishly.
Judging by the heavy frown on his face, the way his veins were exposed around his neck, Curtain Call looked as though he were about to scream for the whole world to hear. But then, he quickly took a deep, heavy breath while brushing back his mane.
“Why… did you hide them… there?” Curtain asked through gritted teeth.
“It was the safest place for them at the time,” Quill replied. “You know they’re in good hands. Last time we were there, we made sure John kept them secured along with our two little friends. He’d never let his associates down.”
“I still don’t trust him in possession of our raptors, especially ‘mine’,” Curtain voiced his concern. “But right now, we must get the sheers back at whatever cost. And under no circumstances must Twilight and her friends know about us… least not yet.”
“Works for me,” Quill nodded. “Shall we?”
Quill soon reached into his saddlebag around his back, pulling out a small silver magic bean. He hurled it deep into the forest and soon a swirling portal was open.
“Isla Nublar… here we come!” Curtain yelled with determination.
With that, the two mysterious ponies raced at full speed through the portal and into the unknown as it sealed behind them, leaving not a trace of its existence intact. What happens next? Only time could tell.
Thanks for using some of my Quote Suggestions again, Lord Enigma!
Now we come to one of the biggest moments of this production. When our protagonists are transported to the Island for their first glimpse of the dinosaurs. Around the time this film as in theaters, there was no mistake that this was a breathtaking sight complete with an unforgettable score. Sure, the opening of the movie showed an intense sequence just to demonstrate how dangerous the dinosaurs can be. But in this particular instance, we see another side of it, the beauty of such astonishing creatures that we can only see through movies and special effects (No matter how inaccurate most adaptations are). But little do they know; some sinister forces are at work.
One is a man who will become a mole, working for another company to plan on seizing the embryos Hammond's island has kept with intent of selling them to his rival. And now we have a Queen who wants her sheers back so badly, that she'd stoop so low as to kidnapping children just for a trade-off. And before we know it, a rather mysterious duo has appeared out of nowhere just the same. Who are they? What are they? Where did they come from? When did their existence come to be? How long have they known each other? Why now to suddenly appear when the series was progressing? Many questions fans will definitely want answered.
As for that name below 'Curtain Call's image... let's just say one of the author's, more like the editor, knows a guy, who's friends with a guy, who agreed to do a drawing for this character in exchange for a small fee... and we forgot to edit that name out. Best try not to get into it.
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That scene was always one of my favorites too along with the T. Rex breakout.
Whoa, I did not see that coming from all fronts.
And that was a lot quicker than expected.
*Still at work when I checked for updates and saw the latest chapter*
😱
That was really low of Regina. She will never be Equestria's queen. How are they going to save the twins?
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Yeah, I’m in the same boat as well 😅
Good luck getting this theme song out of your head. It will be in your brain for weeks or till you're dead.
So the ponies and Spike get to see an island of dinosaurs, while unaware of the dangers happening in Ponyville now. Hope the Cake Twins will be ok.
Wonderful chapter, and I have to ask: Mr. E, how does it feel to write that iconic Hammond line in your story?
And... slight correction:
The Back in Equestria scene….
I did not see any of that coming…
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Discord's Theatre, Galaxy Branch
Mando: This has illegal jobs written all over it.
Cal Kestis: Given how they're trying to sneak around I agree.
Sunset Shimmer: You'd think they'd meet in a much more private place.
Postwar: Agreed.
Byph: Why are they trying to get their hands on that?
Zatt: For more money?
Petro: Or...*realized in shock*to make living weapons.
Postwar: See, you're learning. *Petro gives a deadpanned expression, not liking to be mocked*
Ganodi: Ugh, that guy's a pig. *Gungi growls in agreement*
Zatt: How come there aren't any civilized people now and then?
Postwar: Trust me, I ask myself the same question all the time.
Mando: It's an old tactic. You pay someone from the inside, they go in and steal whatever they need, and then send them to the ones who want the plans for their weapons and supplies.
Sunset Shimmer: I'm surprised that there would be those willing to accept any more money.
Postwar: Money's a type of weakness everywhere. To quote an old expression I learned from China, "Greed will imprison us all"
Katochi: Looks like there's someone new here too.
Petro: And he's also freaked out by this.
Postwar: Scientists tend to stick to reality than accept anything fantasy. I should know, I've been on some worlds that have that same type of view.
Sunset Shimmer: Now that's even more hot. *kisses Postwar, whom the latter hugs*
Postwar: *Jokingly*Yeah, after one of them looked and observed their flanks in almost a perverted kind of way. *This caused everyone, even Sunset to laugh at that*
Postwar: Ugh, again?!
Cal Kestis: She really needs to watch what she says.
Zatt: Yeah, no kidding.
Postwar: *nearly laughed at the ass part*
Sunset Shimmer: *smirked and whispered something in his ear, making him widen his eyes in shock*
Sunset Shimmer: Wow, nice ride.
Petro: Eh, we've seen better.
Postwar: You have to remember, not everyone has the same technology this universe does. Everyone world has different ones.
Cal Kestis: He's not wrong. I remember once stuck in a world with a similar environment. But that was long ago.
Postwar: You tend to get a lot of those types of people these days.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah, no kidding. I've met a lot of those in my line of work.
Katochi: Seriously, where'd they get their license from when it comes to flying?
Zatt: Sometimes I think I don't wanna know.
Ganodi: Someone's really excited.
Sunset Shimmer: It's the look of a man who has big dreams and wishes to create something new to show the people of the world.
Byph: Whatever it is, must be really important to him.
Postwar: Quite the greenery, reminds me of Takoda.
Sunset Shimmer: What's that?
Postwar: It's sort of like a fortress/bar over there, owned by a woman named Maz. She lived a long time and she knows every pirate throughout the galaxy, past and present.
Cal Kestis: It's true, I've seen it once, but it was a long time ago.
Sunset Shimmer: Something must've caught his attention.
Petro: But what?
Postwar: Oh, you'll see.
Padawans: Whooooaaaaa.
Cal Kestis: What is that?
Postwar: That would be a Dinosaur.
Sunset Shimmer: They once existed long ago before they became extinct.
Ganodi: How is this possible?
Cal Kestis: I have a feeling that Cloning was involved.
Postwar: You're about half right on that.
Sunset Shimmer: They have a T-Rex? Cool.
Petro: A what?
Postwar: You could say that they're almost the king of all Dinosaurs.
Katochi: Wow, the music fits in so very well.
Postwar: I know, right.
Zatt: I'm surprised we never encountered creatures like those in our galaxy.
Postwar: There are some resemblance, but also different too.
Sunset Shimmer: Oh, this is going to be very good.
Postwar: You got that... *Gets a call* hold on. *Stands up and walks over to the corner* This is Postwar. What? What?! WHAT?!!!! *They were startled by his reaction* Alright, I'll let the others know. *Ends the call*
Sunset Shimmer: *Worried* What is it?
Postwar: Trouble. *Quickly walks over to the outside and calls out every CA member*. All CA Members, this is Postwar, I repeat, this is Postwar. We are at DeafCON451, Queen Regina has been spotted in Ponyville and have captured the Cake Twins. I repeat, Queen Regina has been spotted in Ponyville and have captured the Cake Twins. This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill!!
And I was able to do the comments today, I'm so happy.
Dang, things are already heating up, I absolutely loathe Regina......she's reached a whole new level of low, awesome job Lord E and Drama.....and good luck XD, yalls OC pics look fantastic
Hello Newman.
I just gave the chapter a quick read and I saw what happened at the end.
…So much for Discord’s new “defenses…”
Discord: (To the flying monkeys) “Why didn’t you sound the alarm?!”
Flying Monkey: “We did! We saw the queen coming, and we took a lobster, and shoved it up the chimney, like you told us!”
Prince Blueblood: (Still reeling in pain of the lobster) “…Can’t…feel…my…hooves…”
Also…GREAT! Now Mr. E and Drama are in the Extra Cuts.
Totally did not see that coming…
Elroy: This is amazing, Twilight Sparkle and her friends see dinosaurs for the first time. And by the way, I'm new, I got online since May 3rd. So I'm ready to help.
oh, boy. Things are really heating up!
You going to drop that big fat ego yet spike?
When I find out that Regina has the Cake Twins:
"Someone please tase me with a non-lethal taser... BECAUSE WHEN I CAUGHT THAT QUEEN I'LL KILL HER!!"
Okay. I’m coming home from work.
After a quick nap, I’ll get to work on my commentary.
[Ignites lightsaber]: Regina, you don't want to do this. Think about Henry.
Nice
Extra Cut
I was lying on the ground, all dazed and disoriented as I slowly woke up. Next thing I know, I found myself staring in the beady eyes of–
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Dot Warner: "Up and at 'em sleepyhead!"
Me: (Startled) "AAAAAAHHH!!!!"
Dot Warner: "AAAAAAHHH! To you too!"
I backed up against a tree, composing myself, trying to ease my rapid breathing and heartbeat, until I calm down.
Me: "Sweet Celestia! I must've hit my head so hard, I must be hallucinating." (Looks to Dot Warner) "You're...not...real...are you?"
Dot Warner: "Hmmm. If I'm not real, then would I do this?" (Lobs a banana cream pie into my face)
Me: "In the words of Big Mac...nope." (I wiped the custard creams off my face) "Wow! Dot Warner?! Is that really you?"
Dot Warner: "That's my name! Don't wear it out! And you are?"
Me: "...Phantom-Dragon! But friends call me Doc. Nice to meet you!"
Dot Warner: "Likewise!" (We both shook hands)
Me: "Say...if you're here, then...where're your–"
And right on cue...
Yakko and Wakko: "Hellooooooo Nurse!"
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And sure enough, I turned and looked to see Yakko and Wakko, ogling Krystal. Without warning, Dot quickly put her brothers in their place.
Dot Warner: (Shrugs sheepishly) "Boys..."
Krystal: (Agreeing with Dot) "No control." (Turns to look at me) "Are you okay, Doc?"
Krystal steps into the sunlight and I was surprised to see, instead of the 16-year old fox girl I found in Gotham City – along with Isabelle – standing in front of me was Krystal...aged up.
Me: "Krystal?! Is that...you?"
Krystal looked at herself, and was just as perplexed as I am.
Krystal: "I...I believe so?" (Turns herself around) "What...happened to me? I'm...I'm...I'm..."
Me: "Tall?"
Dot Warner: "Blue?"
Wakko Warner: "Furry!"
Yakko Warner: "And daring~Rrrrrr~" (Goes to flirt with Krystal) "Enchantée, mademoiselle~" (Gets pulled away by Wakko)
Wakko Warner: (Flirts with Krystal) "I don't think we've properly introduced ourselves! Name's–"
Krystal: (To Wakko) "Wakko. You're Wakko."
Wakko Warner: "Guilty as charged!"
Krystal: (To Yakko) "And you're Yakko." (To Dot) "And you're Dot."
Yakko Warner: (Gasps) "How does she know our names?!"
Me: (To the Warner Siblings) "She's psychic."
Wakko Warner: "SHE'S A FORTUNE TELLER!" (Runs up to Krystal) "Quick! Read my hands! Tell me we'll be engaged!"
Yakko Warner: (Shoves Wakko aside) "Move over baby brother! The older brother always goes first!"
Both Yakko and Wakko proceed to fight each other over Krystal, until Dot pulls them off, by their ears.
Dot Warner: "Okay you knuckleheads! Give the girl her space!" (Shrugs) "Boys...What? They think us females only good for is to look pretty? Get outta here..."
Wanting to change the subject and get back to the task at hand, I spoke up.
Me: "Anyway, it was nice meeting you Warner Siblings. It was such an honor too! I'm a big fan of yours, and–"
Wakko Warner: "Ooh! A fan?" (Goes to shake my hands real hard) "Now this is a real treat!"
Yakko Warner: "We're always happy to oblige and entertain a few of our fans, now and then!"
Dot Warner: "Ever since our reboot was over three months ago (February 17, 2023), we've pretty much started drifting here and there, looking for some things to do to pass the time and to stay relevant. Conventions, landmarks, you know, the usual stuff."
Me: "Uh huh...well, anyway, can either of you tell me exactly where we are? Because me and Krystal are definitely not in Equestria anymore..."
Yakko Warner: "Well, seeing as how you arrived, falling from the sky, hitting your head on some trees, before getting knocked out..."
Wakko Warner: "Which...might've been my fault at the last part." (Hides a huge mallet behind his back)
Yakko and Dot: (To Wakko) "It was your fault."
Wakko Warner: (To Yakko and Dot) "What? He was screaming! I thought he might be broken."
Yakko Warner: (To me and Krystal) "But to answer your question...we're just as lost you are! It was just a Thursday morning, we were running from good ol' Ralph, crashed a car, missed Pinky and the Brain, almost got run over by a dinosaur, got chased by a dinosaur, we even took a selfie with our creator, Steven Spielberg, and–"
Me: "WAIT! Did you say...DINOSAURS?!!!"
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Discord Memorial Cinema
Me: There he is. Dennis Nedry; another key player in this movie.
Haven: Ugh, what a slob.
Me: That he is.
Sunny: Where are we now?
Me: San Jose, Costa Rica. The nearest mainland from Isla Nublar.
Me: Lewis Dodgson. While not exactly a key player, his influence is important.
Zipp: How so?
Me: He’s the head of Biosyn: InGen’s rival company. InGen being the corporation financing Hammond’s endeavor.
Me: (with Nedry) Dodgson! Dodgson! We’ve got Dodgson here!
Me: (with Nedry) See, nobody cares
Me: (with Nedry) Nice hat. What are you trying to look like? A secret agent? (as myself) That exchange gets me every time I’ve seen this movie.
Zipp: That Dodgson is very suspicious, though. What’s he up to with Nedry?
Zipp: “Viable embryos?”
Hitch: Perfect example of corporate espionage.
Zipp: Yep, that’s exactly what this is.
Pipp: Did he literally just squeal with delight?
Izzy: Hey, the briefcase disappeared from his arm—! Oh, no. Wait…it’s back again. Whew!
Haven: Ugh, disgusting…
Zipp: That guy’s an absolute pig.
Pipp: I’m all for pie with whipped cream on top, but that’s just too much.
Hitch: That’s shaving cream, which is poisonous if consumed. So don’t eat it whatsoever.
Me: As I said: rival company.
Sunny: They said something about embryos. What are embryos?
Me: Essentially: living specimens, like you and me. Red and Tinny are really the only exceptions.
Tinny: Yeah, that makes sense.
Red: (thoughts) I would not say that we are actually alive.
Zipp: So, whatever Dodgson’s after, they’re living creatures?
Me: Well, actually the embryos would in…say a fetus manner, like a baby in the uterus.
Pipp: Really?!
Me: (shrugs) It was the best example I could think of.
Me: (with Nedry) That was Hammond’s mistake.
Sprout: Cheap as in skimped out on his paycheck?
Hitch: I think he’s just greedy.
Me: Hey, look at this. This scene wasn’t in the original movie.
Sunny: It wasn’t?
Me: Well, I guess it makes sense. The Equestrians need proper introductions with these two new characters coming up. One of whom’s my personal favorite.
Me: Ah, Ian Malcolm. The most analytical and driest of this cast. A true cynic, and handsome too.
Pipp: I’ll say.
Haven: He is indeed.
Alphabittle: Pssh.
Haven: Did you say something, Alphie?
Alphabittle: No.
Me: That’s the kind of reaction I expected from Ian.
Sunny: Uh…
Zipp: That’s a bit much, dude. Don’t you think?
I was laughing back into my seat.
Hitch: Is this starting to get annoying?
Zipp: Not really. This is more entertaining than senseless screaming.
Izzy: (laughing) I like him already!
At that, I banged my face against the table, pounding my fist in hysterics.
Sunny: (giggling) No, she’s not making it up.
Izzy: He’s just being silly!
Hitch: Though, you have to admit: announcing that you’re spreading the magic of friendship is…kind of a ridiculous thing to say.
Sunny: Hitch!
Hitch: I’m serious!
Zipp: Well, he’s got a point, Sunny.
Me: It’s actually a brilliant color to wear.
Pipp: How so?
Me: It reflects his bleak outlook on life in his personality.
Me: Ego much?
Zipp: That’s been well established by now.
Me: Heh. (to reader) That’s a joke that only the fandom will understand.
Sunny: Who are you talking to?
Posey: He’s…eccentric.
Me: (smiling) Never change, Ian. Never change.
Sunny: That’s an actual field of study?
Me: Yeah, it’s a real theory. Just like evolution. I think Discord’s going to feel inspired by Ian.
Zipp: Maybe even open a few classrooms and college studies.
Me: (laughs) Yeah, that’s going to be a serious riot.
Me: She’s just jealous that she’s not as smart. And as a bonus, she can’t call me out on it, (crosses arms smugly) therefore I win.
Me: And so, our heroes are on the journey to Isla Nublar, and the ingenuities that await them.
Pipp: I think he made that one up.
Zipp: Also, why’s the lawyer guy here?
Me: Inspections.
Zipp: Oh, right.
Izzy: Aw, they’re such good friends!
Sunny: (giggles) Yeah, I don’t think they like each other.
Izzy: Why not?
Sunny: Difference in personalities, I think.
Me: John’s the hopeful optimist and Ian’s the cynical realist.
Again, I laughed at Ian’s antics.
Zipp: (facehoofs)
Sunny: It’s the island! It looks so beautiful!
Me: Plays us on, Maestro Williams!
Zipp: Good thing we don’t need to worry about that on the Marestream.
Me: No seatbelts? That’s illegal in some places.
Me: This exchange is just amped up with the inclusion of the Equestrians.
Me: And now, we enter the park itself.
Izzy: AAH!! I can’t wait to see what’s inside!
Zipp: That’s encouraging.
Hitch: Safety first…whatever it may be for.
Sunny: I’m shaking with excitement!
Me: I can’t wait…it’s coming…
Sunny: What?
Me: Cinema history.
Sunny: What…what’s he seeing?
Izzy: I don’t know! I can’t see!
Zipp: Now she’s seeing it too.
Sunny: The anticipation is killing me!
Me: This is great! Better than I could have ever imagined!
Izzy: (shaking) I can't stop shaking! I need to see! Please: give us thy mercy and present whatever it is to us!
Sunny: We need to see it! Please~! Show us!
I could not say anything, as I was crying from the majesty of the scene.
Not a word was uttered from the audience. They were all busy ingesting the majesty on screen.
Sunny: Is…this is…this is amazing!
Izzy: AAH!!! A REAL LIFE DINOSAUR!!!
Pipp: Oh, my hoofness…this cannot be fake.
Zipp: (to Me) Are you…are you crying?
Me: (crying) Yes! You guys are witnessing…cinema history right here.
Hitch: (in awe) Thirty feet…I don’t know what that means but it sounds long.
Me: (laughing through my tears) How that stomp…was timed so perfectly with…with this… masterful…wondrous…and epic soundtrack! (look to the heavens) John Williams: you are the maestro of maestros.
Zipp: Of course he would say that. (scoffs) Lawyers.
Sunny: I don’t want to wake up either! And this doesn’t feel like a dream!
Izzy: ME TOO!!!
Sunny: (hushed) What did he just say?
Izzy: They have a T-Rex?! (hyperventilates) What’s a T-Rex?!
Hitch: T—T-Rex…they…th-they have a…a…
Zipp: T-Rex…I c…I can’t believe it…
Pipp: Aw, we’ve got a few dino nerds!
Zipp: I never knew these creatures even existed!
Me: (with John) Welcome to Jurassic Park.
Izzy: (bawling) I AM CRYING!!!
Sunny: (hugs Izzy)
*Stop track: 7:31*
Me: Oh, yeah. He’s gonna show them alright. (to reader) I’m gonna stop right here and call it part one. I’m exhausted enough from today.
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Discord Memorial Cinema
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Me: You guys want to watch Phantom’s extra cuts?
No response.
Me: (sighs) Fine…we'll catch the next ones. (aside) Sorry, Phantom. Hopefully next time.
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Hey, Phantom? Those pictures of Krystal you linked? They lead me to blank pictures.
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That’s strange…they work for me on my screens.
Well, here’s how she looks:
16 year old:
static.wikia.nocookie.net/dinosaurplanet/images/b/b7/Tumblr_lzur8baT8W1rojerj.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120327194410
19 year old:
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Oh, and btw, this Extra Cut occurs during the start of the chapter.
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Darn...Oh well, I'll get 'em next time.
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That’s okay.
Now this story is so epic! The equestrian's reactions of seeing real-life dinosaurs was awesome! Especially the equestrians hearing John say he has a T-Rex.
Oh wow! So that's what Mr. E and Drama look like roughly in real life.
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Meanwhile, back at Discord's Theater
Smolder: "What's he smiling about?"
Spitfire: "I don't know. But I've got two words for that guy. Diet and exercise."
Soarin: (To Spitfire) "Uh...that's three words, captain."
Spitfire: (To Saorin) "The 'and' doesn't count."
Mina: "Mayday, mayday, shady businessman..."
Cheese Sandwich: "He's got a point. If you're trying to be a secret agent, or if you're about to conduct some heinous crimes...don't look the part..."
Big Mac: (Agrees with Cheese Sandwich) "Eeyup."
Gallus: "Gettin' kinda grabby there, aren't ya buddy?"
Gallus: (Whistles) "I'm hearing big money talking!"
Silverstream: "Yeah! How?"
Audience: (Eyes him suspiciously) "Hmmmm."
Cranky Doodle Donkey: "A shaving cream? Really?"
Capper Dapperpaw: (To Cranky) "Wait for it..."
Sunburst: "Now that's clever!"
Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I stand corrected."
Trixie: (Still frozen) "I have to admit, that was a clever rouse!"
Sweetie Belle: "EW!!!
Button Mash: "Blech!"
Rumble: "Whatever that pie was...rest in peace."
Princess Luna: "No doubt about it. Those crooks are up to something..."
Princess Celestia: "I just hope Twilight and the others don't get too caught up in the crossfires..."
Discord: (To Princess Celestia) "Given their past records? Highly doubt it..."
Cheese Sandwich: "HEY LOOK! It's the fly guy!"
Flurry Heart: (To Cheese Sandwich) "What?"
Cheese Sandwich: (To Flurry Heart) "Uh...never you mind."
Love Tap: "HEY!" (Goes to cover Button Mash's ears)
Almost every parents in the theater covered their children's ears.
Big Mac: "Nope."
Maddie Hatter: "Well, ya heard the man, Ellie! Let him have it!"
Discord: "Oh, but it is!"
Big Mac: "Eeyup."
Big Mac: "Eeyup."
Random Dude: "Kinda slow, but...slow and steady wins the race."
Granny Smith: "Hehehe. It appears the young chap is very much fond of his hat, just like my Bright Mac did, before passing it onto Applejack."
Capper Dapperpaw: "Don't take it too personal. I for one am digging the mysterious look."
Audience: "That's Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie..."
Dinosaur King Theme Song
And now, back to the movie
Rain Shine: (Giggles) "Sounds just like my husband."
Derpy Hooves: (Agrees with Rain Shine) "Yeah. And you are one lucky mare, Rain Shine."
Discord: "Sounds to me the start of a beautiful friendship."
Trixie: (Still frozen) "Oh brother..."
Moondancer: "With a big ego, unfortunately."
Minuette: "Kinda like Twilight, long before she was the Princess of Friendship, huh?"
Petunia Paleo: "Yeah. Keyword: try."
Discord: "My kind of man."
You mean "poked"?
Gilda: (Still frozen) "What gave that away? How you've been arguing with each other like an old married couple?"
Audience: "Oooh! Aaaah!!!"
Dr. Caballeron: "How can I buy myself that island to retire to?"
Back in Discord's Theater, the seats all rose up and moved in-sync with the movement of the helicopter, simulating the ride for the audience to experience, as if they were also on the helicopter as well.
Cheese Sandwich: "WHEEEEE!!!!"
Party Favor: (To Night Glider) "Raise your hooves, Night! It's a lot more fun when you raise your hooves like this!"
Tempest Shadow: "WHOO-HOOO!!! That was a blast! Haven't had that much excitement since we rescued Princess Luna from Darth Vader and flew across the Galaxy in a stolen TIE Fighter! Let's go again!"
Capper Dapperpaw: (To Tempest Shadow) "Better idea. How about we don't?"
Spitfire: "10,000 volts?! That's an academy record."
Rolling Thunder: "I've once tried to do a barrel roll in experimental thunderclouds that produced 10,001 volts. Still couldn't feel my left hoof for years."
Diamond Tiara: "After what happened to that other worker, can't say I blame the guy..."
Silver Spoon: "Then why doesn't he look all that worried?"
Princess Luna: "I find his optimism and his lack of concern to be...maddening..."
Gabby: "Aw, look at those two! They're like bread and butter!"
Button Mash: "Like Mario and Luigi!"
Granny Smith: "Two peas in a pod!"
Captain Celaeno: "Like birds of a feather, must flock together."
Grand Pear: "They oughta be careful, or else Applejack will look jealous."
Discord: "HA ha ha. Just like the story about Spike, Gabby, and Rarity. And people say that only I could stoop that low."
Silver Shill: "Hmmm? Wait for what exactly?"
Trenderhoof: "Oh yes. It's all so...so..."
Capper Dapperpaw: (To Trenderhoof) "Open? Fresh? Green? Healthy?"
Trenderhoof: (To Capper) "Natural. But yes, those words can work too."
Apple Bloom: "I think Rarity may be onto something. There ain't no way Mr. Hammond would bring our friends and their new friends across the sea, just to look at all the green..."
Scootaloo: "What? What is it?"
Biff: (To Dr. Caballeron) "Uh, boss? Why does she look like she's just seen a ghost?"
Gilda: (Still frozen) "What is it?"
Audience: (Impatient) "WHAT IS IT?!!"
Petunia Paleo: "A WHAT?!!"
Professor Fossil: "THE–"
Audience: "WWWWHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!!!"
Petunia Paleo: "Omigosh..."
Starlight Glimmer: (To Sunburst) "Sunburst? Are you seeing all this?!"
Sunburst: (Nods his head in shock) "Yes!"
Moondancer: "This is incredible! I've got take notes!" (Proceeds to levitate a paper and a quill)
Big Mac: "Eeyup! Uh...did what now?"
Smolder: (Whistles) "Thirty feet length for a long neck? That's one seriously long neck!"
Dr. Fauna: "I've had trouble just to treat a giraffe at the height of 18 feet! Whoever's treating that dinosaur would need a bigger ladder..."
Silver Spoon: "So...no more talks about shutting the whole place down, or something?"
Diamond Tiara: "When the money, or the pay is big enough to cover it...I guess so..."
Rumble: "Wow that's pretty impre–" (Chokes on his diet coke) *Coughing* "Did-Did-did-Did he say...A T-REX?! As in...Tyrannosaurus Rex?"
Scootaloo: "Omigosh! THE Tyrannosaurus Rex?!"
Petunia Paleo: "OMIGOSH! OMIGOSH! OMIGOSH! OMIGOSH!"
Bulk Biceps: "YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
Petunia Paleo: "I like it already! Mom! Dad! Can we please go to Jurassic Park? I wanna go!"
Scootaloo: "Yeah! I'd like to go there as well! And maybe we'll even find some pterodactyls! Those are my favorite kind of dinosaurs!"
Luster Dawn: (To Scootaloo) "Actually, pterodactyls are not dinosaurs. They're flying reptiles, but they do live in the same era as dinosaurs."
Scootaloo: (To Luster Dawn) "Well, they're still one of my favorite flying creatures!"
Extra Cut
Meanwhile, somewhere on the island, on the other side of the field, Krystal and I, together with our new friends, the Warner Brothers and Sister, were checking out the area.
Me: "Ah-ha! It all makes sense now! We're in Jurassic Park!"
Krystal: (To me) "Oh? So you know where we are now?"
Me: (To Krystal) "I've only seen this place a few times. I remember watching the movie as a kid, but...to actually be here...I...this is all surreal!"
Yakko Warner: (To me) "I'll tell you what's surreal. It's like deja vu, like we've been here before, because this is one of the movies that kickstarted our creators's career!"
Wakko Warner: (Smells the air) "It smells of Steven Spielberg!" (Smells something else in the air) "Ooh! Something tells me it's time for lunch!"
Dot Warner: "Hmmmm! I think we could get ourselves a second water tower here!"
I looked over to Krystal to see her walk on top of a hill, checking out the brachiosaurus herd. I walked over to the blue vixen.
Me: "You...feeling okay, Krystal? A little...disoriented, maybe?"
Krystal: "I should be asking you that question, Doc. After all, you did took quite a blow to the head from...Wakko."
Me: "Yeah...well, at least now I know why his mother calls him Wakko."
Krystal turns to look back across the land, and the dinosaur herd.
Krystal: "But anyway, I...this place has a certain familiar feeling to it. It's almost as if I'm home again..."
Me: "You must really miss your home that much, don't you?"
Krystal: "Yes. I do...I missed it really badly at first, and I hoped to someday see my brother again. But now Equestria has become my second home. And I wish to play my part in defending it from all those villains you and everyone have told me about."
Me: (Smiles proudly at Krystal) "Well, you're...you're...you'll do great, Krystal. I just know it."
I just couldn't outright tell her that she was a video game character who somehow got mixed in with the wrong crowds, in more ways than one. But I do know this. I just want her to grow into her full potential...not like–
*RING RING*
Me: "Hmmm?" (I looked to see I'm getting a call from Postwar) "Hey Post! What's up? How are–Wha–WHAT?! REGINA?! CAKE TWINS?!!!"
My loud outburst alerted Krystal and the Warner Siblings.
Krystal: (Turns to me) "Huh? What is it, Doc?"
Yakko Warner: "What's up, Doc?"
Wakko Warner: "What's all the yelling about?"
Dot Warner: "You sounded like you just had a heart attack."
Me: "PONYVILLE'S UNDER ATTACK!! We gotta get back and save everyone!" (I tried to activate a portal device to head home...only to learn that the device has malfunctioned) "What? No! No, no, no, no! Not again! I JUST HAD THIS THING IN FROM A TUNE UP!!!"
Krystal: (To me) "Are you saying we're stuck here?!"
Me: "...Sad to say...but yes... Now there's no way back, except...the long way."
Krystal: (Reads my mind) "With Princess Twilight..."
Yakko Warner: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on a second. Did you say a Princess?"
Dot Warner: "And what is this Ponyville you speak of? Is it a nice a little town?"
Wakko Warner: "And you came from another world?!"
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Sonata Dusk: What are they doing? (She asked curiously)
Arctic: Something, very illegal.
Sci-Twi: when it comes to people like them, they’ll do anything to make quick money.
Juniper: Or even get their hands, on dangerous weapons to use against others.
The girls couldn’t help be disgusted by seeing this as Pinkie had tears in her eyes
Rarity: Now that’s just disgusting! (She said by this) does he have any class at all?
Pinkie Pie: He ruined a good piece of pie!
Applejack: So, seems like they know Hammond aswell?
Fluttershy: T-That not good? Right? (She asked her friends)
Juniper: I’m not sure, Hammond might’ve know the princess and her friends already, but he doesn’t seem like a bad person
Arctic: Maybe, but like the saying goes. “Wolf in sheep’s clothing” at least. Going by the novels of course
Pinkie Pie: Ooo~! Another new person to join in on the adventure!
Arctic: Yep, meet Ian Malcom.
Sonata Dusk: Wonder how he’ll react to Princess Twilight and her friends?
Juniper: Yeah, sounds about right.
Rainbow Dash: Believe it buddy,It’s happening.
Everyone started to get a laugh at this seeing the reaction Ian made and slowly believing this is real.
Sonata Dusk: (laughing a little still) Guess, he believes now.
Arctic: (also laughing) The reactions with moments like this are still funny
Rarity: I agree, it does make him look handsome
Sci-Twi: He’ll get use to it eventually. I know I did
Juniper: Same here.
Fluttershy: I think his still a bit freak out.
Arctic: Don’t worry, at least his starting to calm down throughout all this.
Fluttershy: I wonder where they’re going?
Sonata Dusk: Me to. Where are thy going?
Arctic: Oh, you’re about to find out eventually. (He said with a grin and starts to set up his camera)
Arctic: She’s not exactly wrong about that.
Rainbow and Applejack looked at each other then away whistling innocently
Sonata Dusk: That’s where they’re heading?
Juniper: It looks so beautiful.
Rarity: Agree, darling. It looks wonderful.
Arctic: Just wait until they see what’s on it. (He said in his thoughts)
Juniper: Things like this, is why you should be careful or have someone who can actually fly well.
Pinkie Pie: He seems excited?
Arctic: Oh, you have no idea Pinkie. (He said almost finish setting up the camera
Rainbow Dash: Finally! We get to see some adventure.
Arctic: Well, I think it will be worth the wait. (He said softly and had a bit of a grin)
Pinkie Pie: Yeah? What did he want them to see?
Sci-Twi: Has to be something big. Why else would they go all the way to this island?
Sonata Dusk: But what? (She asked)
Arctic: Oh, you’ll see Sonata (he said to her)
Sonata Dusk: What do yo- (she begins to say and sees him setting a camera up facing her and the others) Um, Arctic. What’s with the camera
Arctic: Oh, I’m just setting it up when it happens
Rarity: For when what happens? (She asked only to see him grin and point towards the screen)
Fluttershy: W-What did he see? (She asked)
Sci-Twi & Juniper: What! What is it!
The Rainbooms, Juniper and Soanta: SHOW US! (They said in unison)
The Rainbooms, Juniper and Sonata: WHAT THE WHAT?!
The scream in unison and were in shocked and awe seeing the Dinosaur.
Arctic: (let’s out a bit of a chuckle) Ah, That’s the reaction I been waiting to see from you all
Sci-Twi: I-I can’t believe it either! (She said in shocked)
Juniper: when..how..why..(she said in disbelief)
Rainbow Dash: Did…did he just say..(she begins to say)
Applejack: I think he did..
Juniper: No..that can’t be. Surely we heard wrong
Pinkie Pie: Nope, he definitely said T-Rex
Sci-Twi: I-I think.. I think I need a minute..
Juniper: Me too…
Both girls then feel back and fainted on the ground from all the excitement that they just witnessed
Fluttershy: Twilight! Juniper! (She said seeing this)
Sonata Dusk: Ohmygosh! Are they gonna be ok? (She asked worried)
Arctic: Guess the excitement was too much for them. (He said as he walked over helping Sci-Twi and Juniper back onto their seats) Don’t worry. Will just let them rest. They’ll wake up eventually to catch more of the adventure.
Rainbow Dash: Now, this is what I’m talking about! Oh I’m looking forward to this now.
Sonata Dusk: Me to! Me to!
Arctic: (he chuckles softly) Well, you’re both in for a ride. (He said and then feels his phone ring) Excuse me for a sec. (He said and gets up walking away outside the theater room) Huh, it’s Postwar (he answers it and puts the phone up to his ear) Hey, Post what’s goi-(he begins to say) Woah woah. Slow down.. what happen? (He asked as there a few silence) WAIT WHAT?! (He yelled catching the other attention as moments later he comes back in)
Sonata Dusk: (looked worried) Arctic, what’s wrong? (She asked him)
Arctic: (he stayed quite looking towards her and looked over towards Hunter a bit) Trouble…really big trouble
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And done! Took awhile, but managed to get it out. Now, time for some rest
Before I do, just wanna say Mr. E and Drama. You both look great as Ponies!
Now, now, Hammon made some mistakes, but he isn't a "wolf in sheep's clothing".
Just be glad the movie isn't using the book version, that guy is worst.
Meanwhile, in the Everfree Forest, after Curtain Call and Quil Cast had left for Isla Nublar, a navy blue unicorn hid within the shadows, overhearing everything. He also caught wind that the Baby Cakes have been taken by Regina, an action that made his blood boil. "Sheesh, way late going to the theater and already crap hit the fan." The unicorn said, "I want to do something, but I don't know if they don't want my help or if I need their permission first." He sighs before heading into town to watch Jurassic Park at Discord's Theater.
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Did you not read the end of the chapter? It explained it right then and there
Before the next chapter comes.
Extra Cut
Me and my group were making our own way across Isla Nublar, searching for a way to repair my equipment to return to Ponyville ASAP.
Me: “We have to find someone who can repair my device quick, or Celestia knows what else could go wrong. I just don’t trust Regina and I’m not waiting around for her to break her promise and resort to kidnapping, or murdering anyone else, especially…”
I gasped at the thought of the possibility of Regina hurting my wife and our unborn kid.
Krystal: (To me) “We’ll get back, Doc. Don’t worry about it. And your wife, even pregnant, she’s still a strong kirin, so don’t worry.”
Tagging along, behind us, are the Warner Siblings, wh we’ve gotten all caught up on the situation.
Yakko Warner: “So let me get this straight. You work for ponies, and you came to our world via a magic TV?”
Dot Warner: “And now, some evil queen has kidnapped two innocent ponies, just because she has falsely accused them of stealing something important from her?”
Wakko Warner: “And you’re married to a kirin? What’s a kirin? Is it like a cheeseburger? Because I like me some cheeseburger now.”
Me: (To Wakko) “Actually, Wakko, kirins are Japanese unicorn and—Hey! Where are you going?”
The middle Warner sibling was floating in the air, following a scent.
Wakko Warner: “I smell me some lunch!”
In the blink of an eye, Wakko was already gone, with his brother and sister in hot pursuit.
Me: “Hey, Wakko! COME BACK!”
Both me and Krystal followed after the Warner Siblings, until we arrived at a large pen, built to cage some very dangerous animals — specifically, the Velociraptors.
But the raptors weren’t what we were worried about.
Me: “Wakko! Get back here! You’re gonna get us all in trouble!”
Wakko Warner: (To me) “Aw, stop. You’re making me blush. Trouble is what we are all about! And besides…” (Picks up a large steak) “This meat is too raw! Fire up the grill Yakko! Cause we’re having barbecue tonight!”
Suddenly, the sound of a velociraptors screeching startled Wakko that he fell into the pen.
Us: “WAKKO!!!”
We ran up to the pen, calling out to Wakko.
Me: “You okay, Wakko?”
Wakko: “Yeah, I’m fine! I’m a cartoon, remember? Nothing can hurt a cartoon.”
Suddenly, the sound of raptors screeching was heard, and Wakko quickly found himself surrounded by a whole pack of velociraptors. Though, two in particular, fitted with dog collars, stood out to me.
Me: “Blaze? Peppermint?”
Krystal: “WAKKO! GET OUT OF THERE!”
Wakko Warner: (To Krystal) “Aw, nothing to fear, Blue. I saw this in a movie! I got this.”
With that, Wakko proceeds to do a Chris Pratt move.
Wakko Warner: (To the velociraptors) “HEY! Eyes on me! Back up! Hey, back up! I see you Blue! Back!”
A moment of silence follows, as the velociraptors growled, before they all lunged and attacked Wakko, chewing him out, taking back their steak, before he was thrown out of their pen, like Shilo and her brothers.
Wakko Warner: “WAAAAAAHHHH!!!”
*SPLAT*
Yakko Warner: “Sequels were always overrated anyway…”
Krystal: (Checks up on Wakko) “Are you okay, Wakko?”
Wakko Warner: (With bruises and swirly eyes) “Helloooooo nurse!” (Singing like Chris Pratt) “With it, baby, ‘cause you’re fine
And you’re mine, and you look so divine!”
(Gets bonked on the head by Dot)
“Come and get your love~”
With that, Wakko was knocked out.
Dot Warner: “Oh yeah. He’s alright…”
????: “What is going on out here?”
My group and I quickly hid behind some bushes to avoid being seen. We watched as a man in a lab coat stepped onto the scene.
????: “Hmmm. I thought I heard someone out here…”
Just then, another man in lab coat approaches the former.
Lab Assistant: “Dr. Henry Wu! Hammond is back! Oh, and Dennis Nedry is back also. We’re ready to begin the next test, as you ordered.”
Me: (Whispering) “Dr. Henry Wu?
Dr. Henry Wu: (To his assistant) “Excellent.”
The two scientists walked away.
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Yeah, I did read that and slip my mind by mistake. Re edited my comment
Sorry, not sorry; can't help it.
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One could imagine Brain would want to get a living dinosaur to take over the world
Storm Shield: " Who's Mr. I'm suspicious but pretend you don't see me?"
Myself: " Lewis Dodgson, he's the CEO of Biosyn. A bio engineer company that is bitterly rivaled to John Hammond's company Ingeen."
Dodger: " But what makes him dangerous?"
Myself: " His company is notorious for corporate espionage. They have more lawyers than scientists."
Eric: " And the other guy?"
Myself: " Dennis Nedry! John's chief programmer for the park."
Fleck launched at Nedry's reply, it's true Dodgson looked ridiculous.
Un: " Embryos!"
Myself: " An unborn or unhatched offspring in the process of development."
General Supernova: " Aw, hidden compartments! Very clever!"
Dr Gangle: " Indeed!"
Fleck: " Ew!"
Tubby: " Way to ruin someone's dessert pal."
Myself ( coughing ): " CHEEPSKATE!
Dodger: " Jackass!"
Dr Gangle: " What kind of Dr wears a leather jacket?"
Moraik: " What’s chaos theory?"
Myself: " Chaos theory is an interdisciplinary area of scientific study and branch of mathematics focused on underlying patterns and deterministic laws of dynamical systems that are highly sensitive to initial conditions, and were once thought to have completely random states of disorder and irregularities."
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Tubby Nugget: " Boy these two don't get along."
Storm Shield: " What a gorgeous island!"
Fleck: " Beautiful!"
Myself: " Even planes don't like him."
Dr Gangle: " Isn't 10,000 voltage too much for a zoo park?"
Fleck: " Not after what we saw in the beginning ."
Dodger: " Why are they stopped here?"
Myself: " You'll see!"
Tubby Nugget: " I'm ready for adventure!"
Flex: " What’s he looking at?"
Storm Shield: " I don't know, it sounds big."
Everyone: " THAT'S WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW!"
Un: " No way!"
Moraik: " Impossible!"
Fleck: " Oh my god!"
General Supernova: " What’s his problem?"
Myself: " He's just shocked like the others but basically he's stating that John Hammond has played God and brought these animals to life."
Storm Shield: " Animals!? You.mean there more?"
Dr Gangle: " A T-rex? An actual T-rex?
Tubby Nugget: " Oh my god, this is too much."
Had I'd not be distracted by the beauty of the dinosaurs and the joy of see the guy's reaction I would have felt Regina presence and stopped the attack she and those two new ponies made. Now I hope Phantom has a plan to deal with them.
Well that explains who Dr Hammond has been talking to. Nice to see someone on the side of good ahead of the game for once. Can't say the same for Regina who is of course in full puppy kicking mode.
On another note, you pretty much nailed Dr Malcolm's mannerisms and the Brachiosaurus scene.
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Discord Memorial Cinema
Me: All right: this time we’re going to watch Phantom’s extra cuts. (click the switch) And hopefully we won’t miss anything, entertaining or otherwise.
Me: Can’t blame ya, Phantom. It’s just one of those movies.
Sunny: Me neither! This is amazing!
Pipp: Krystal looks so pretty!
Zipp: And sexy! (gets looks) What? She is.
Me: You said it, Wakko.
Hitch: Who are these guys again?
Me: Since you all decided to skip the previous extra cut, I’ll explain. Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner are the Warner siblings, a part of Animaniacs: a cartoon show created by Steven Spielberg. Be warned: they’re zany to the max.
Sunny: Is Steven Spielberg the director of the film, right?
Me: Yep, and creator of the Warner siblings.
Zipp: Creator as in…?
Me: As in created their cartoon that they star in. They’re Toons: zany, indestructible, but nonetheless humorous.
Me: Haha! I’m afraid ya can’t do that. This is a Universal movie.
Zipp: It’s no wonder.
Izzy: I like them! They’re funny!
Zipp: How is a land of dinosaurs reminding her of her home?
Sunny: Maybe it’s the grassy landscapes and tall trees. Maybe it’s got nothing to do with dinosaurs at all.
I chose not to reply to that. Still, I could not help but wonder…
Hitch: How did she and Phantom meet?
Me: It was back during the extra cuts of Batman Begins, in Gotham. How she got there is beyond me.
At the same time, I heard the ringing of the lobby phone. I got up and left the theater.
Me: Be right back. (answering) Hello? This is Plymouth of the Future Division.
Sunny: Ponyville’s in danger and they’re stuck in the movie?!
Zipp: It wouldn’t be the first time this has happened!
Hitch: Why doesn’t it actually have competent security?! I’m pretty sure that’s a violation and a lawsuit waiting to happen!
Sprout: It’s like she’s reading minds.
Izzy: I’m enjoying these extra cuts! If only I could send my thanks to Phantom for them, though.
I will not repeat what has been said, but I too received the same phone call from Postwar. In all honesty, I was more baffled than anything, except my thoughts were interrupted as the holographic memories replayed the event that actually happened.
Zipp: Hold on, what’s happening right now? All I heard was something about Regina and the Cake Twins.
Pipp: Don’t look at me.
Sunny: Maybe this is a few minutes before that all happened. We’re about to find out, though.
I stood in the lobby, watching the holographic memories run right past or through me heading out the door, only for them to disappear as if there were ghosts trapped in the building they’re haunting.
Sunny: What happened? They just disappeared.
I placed the phone back onto the receiver and returned into the theater, but I only stood in the entryway.
Me: I just got a call from my colleague, Postwar. He said that Regina, the Evil Queen, has taken the Cake twins hostage in exchange for something that was stolen from her to be returned.
Sunny: What?!
Tinny: She took the children?! How dare she!
Izzy: That witch!
Hitch: I shouldn’t be surprised that she would turn to foalnapping!
Zipp: What could have been stolen that she wants back so badly? Whatever it is, it must be very powerful.
In all honesty, I tuned out the remainder of the conversations, becoming focused on my own thoughts.
I was more annoyed with Regina than anything. I mean, could she be any less predictable of a villain? All she was doing was going through the exact same tropes of the classic villains that I never experienced in my childhood, while doing nothing of any interest to garner my enjoyment. I would be much better off with villains who are just assholes and terrible people, with no tragic backstory and no unnecessary depth. Like Iago from Othello, Clarence Boddicker, or hell, even Big Jack Horner.
I suddenly remembered that Misty was not present among the audience, which I thought was a shame because it was Jurassic Park of all movies.
Me: (thoughts) Oh, well. Maybe we’ll get to watch the sequels. At least they aren’t all completely terrible.
At last, I reentered the theater.
Me: Clearly this is going to be a part of a side plot to the main story, so now we have to watch the extra cuts.
Pipp: Can’t we just watch them later and call them bonus features?
Me: That would be easier, but nah. Phantom deserves a break from having these side plots of his being ignored.
I then clicked the button, and the screen flickered to snow. When it reappeared, the picture was surrounded by a black box with the words:
In the center and at the top.
Pipp: Ugh, black boxes, really?
Me: Hey, I only run the place. I have no control on how the picture looks. I personally don’t care for the black boxes at all.
Sunny: Yeah, you guys can do it!
Izzy: (gasps) Is this the part where we—?!
Me: Please, no cheerleading in the theater unless I have direct instructions saying otherwise.
Izzy: (pouts) Aw!
Me: Hey, you’ll get your chance with the next Harry Potter movie. I guarantee it.
Izzy: (springy again) Yay!
Zipp: Yeah, that…just about sums it up.
Hitch: Wait—how is he floating?
Me: (shrugs) Toons.
Alphabittle: I get the feeling that Wakko’s the idiot of the siblings.
Haven: At least it isn’t a case with those dreadful Dazzlings.
Alphabittle: You said it.
Me: Oh, no. It’s the Raptor paddock.
Me: There’s a reason why the meat’s raw.
Sunny: Dare I ask why?
Me: Velociraptors are carnivores, they only eat meat. And they prefer taking their meat straight from the source without question. I honestly don’t think that carnivores can physically stomach cooked meat.
Hitch: And you’re just saying all that with a straight face?
Me: I’m an omnivore, remember?
Me: Uh, oh. That’s not good.
Hitch: He fell right into it!
Zipp: That makes him lunch!
Me: (mumbles) Except for The Dip.
Me: Hey, wait a second…!
Me: Bad news Wakko: wrong Jurassic movie!
Zipp: Yeah, that’s not gonna end well!
Izzy: Can’t you do something, Hitch?!
Hitch: Are you crazy?! They’ll have me for supper!
Sparky: (angry babbles)
Me: That could have ended so much worse. And yeah, I don’t really understand how the sequels earned so much box office returns anyway either.
Zipp: Dang…remind to never get on her bad side.
Pipp: Noted and saved.
Me: Wait a second. He looks very familiar, and not in a good way!
Me: “Henry Wu?!” Oh, Christ! It had to be Henry Wu!
Sunny: Should we be concerned?
Me: Yes.
Me: Okay, so this time: if they don’t become a part of the main story, we’ll have to watch Phantom’s Extra Cuts.
Zipp: I second that. Something about that Henry Wu guy is very suspicious to me.
Me: And rightly so.
Pipp: Aren’t they, like, bonus features?
Me: I would say that, if the main story didn’t keep referencing them often enough. We’ll have to, since my bosses are now directly tied to the overall story.
Sunny: What do you mean?
Me: Those Raptors with the dogtags are Blaze and Peppermint: they're the pets of both of my bosses Mr. E and Mr. Drama.
Hitch: Then what are they doing in Jurassic Park?
Sunny: Maybe they just need to get acquainted with their...instincts as Velociraptors, or something.
Me: Either way, my point still stands.