SpongeBob and Patrick continued to fall at a very rapid pace. But at the heat of the moment, neither one cared about anything. With their newfound ‘mustaches’, all was right in the world. They felt in this one particular moment they could do absolutely anything, as they performed a set of ‘tough guy’ moves.
“Yeah!” SpongeBob cried, flapping his arms.
“Heeee-yah!” Patrick screamed, spinning end over end.
They fell and they fell and fell for what seemed like hours, which in reality was only a minute or two. Soon as the thrill was gone, SpongeBob looked down and his eyes widen when he realized what they had just done.
“Patrick?” Spongebob spoke.
“Yeah, buddy?”
“Why did we jump over the edge instead of taking the stairs?”
“Bec… Ah… Well… Huh…” Patrick replied.
Finally, they both look down and just noticed the very bottom was rushing up to meet them – really, really fast! They hugged each other, closing their eyes, and screaming as they realized they were falling toward their doom.
Meanwhile, the ponies and spike swam as fast as they could. While Twilight, Rainbow, Fluttershy, and even Spike zoomed down after their jump, the rest were smart enough to swim down the stairs rather than jumping over the edge. As they swam, they finally caught up to SpongeBob and Patrick, watching them hug each other and screaming as they got closer to the ground.
“What do we do now Twilight?!” Pinkie called out, urgently. “WHAT DO WE DO?!”
Twilight’s mind raced as she tried thinking of the quickest means to rescue her friends of this frightening predicament. But time was not on her side and the pressure was building. She looks down and noticing the ground approaching quickly she shoots a beam of magic toward the cliff wall, hoping it would do something. When the blast made contact, it produced a long seaweed branch that stuck out from the stone wall.
“Seriously?!” Rainbow shouted. “That’s your big rescue plan?!”
“It’s the best I could do under the circumstance!” Twilight retorted.
“I really don’t think a stinking’ branch is going to help here!”
“Ooh, I can’t look!” Fluttershy cried, folding her wings across her face.
“Wait Fluttershy, look!” Spike pointed.
The rest of the group turns toward the side seeing SpongeBob and Patrick caught by the branch, slowing their fall until they came to a soft, careful landing upon the ground. The group sigh in relief, seeing they are okay, as Twilight and her three friends pull back into a loop preventing themselves from a hard landing. The rest of the group finally reached the bottom of the steps, panting a bit from the long swim down before rejoining their two best friends, who kept screaming.
“Guys! GUYS!” Scootaloo cried out. “You’re alright!”
“You can stop screamin’ now,” Apple Bloom assured.
“You’re safe!” Sweetie Belle added.
While SpongeBob stopped screaming, looking around their surroundings, Patrick just kept screaming.
“Patrick,” SpongeBob spoke.
The sea star snapped out of his screaming fit, turning toward SpongeBob and the Sea Ponies.
“Huh. Are we dead?” Patrick asked, unsure.
“No Patrick,” Fluttershy smiled. “We are all completely safe.”
“She’s right, buddy!” SpongeBob said. “We’re safe and sound at the bottom of this trench.”
Looking around, the group wouldn’t exactly call this place safe. They could hear a whole horde of monsters growling and roaring in the distance, bones littered the ground, and the only direction they had to go on was a single sign pointing further into the trench. Fluttershy squeaked, hiding behind her friends, while the CMC did the same. The only ones that didn’t seem nervous at all were SpongeBob and Patrick.
“The mustaches worked!” Patrick said happily.
“You know what this means?” SpongeBob asked excitedly. “We are invincible!”
“Well, I wouldn’t say that darlings,” Rarity said, shakily. “Seeing as how if it weren’t for Twilight just now, you might have ended up flat as pancakes on this—”
But the fanfare of brass instruments, from out of nowhere, interrupted Rarity and the two boys paid no attention to what the fashionista said. They were far too amped up and excited with the prospect of getting to Shell City with their new ‘mustaches’. The boys started singing along to the beat as they marched through the mysterious trench, their group of friends following closely behind.
https://m.During the song, an eel flips them in the sky and was about to eat them. The ponies and Spike scream, when a squid catches them but crashes in a tall piece of coral. They end up sliding down coral, flying across three slow monsters, and falling in a sea-through fish. Yet while the group tried to leave as fast as they could, the two ‘men’ were unfazed. They casually marched through the monster’s gut to the other end, twiddling their new mustaches.
The group find themselves walking between a group of sea urchins, the ponies look on cautiously keeping the men surrounded.
An urchin rips Patrick’s shorts off, as Applejack quickly folds her hat over Apple Bloom’s face.
They walk over volcanoes that switch on and off, as Spike tried to dodge some of the flames. Soon some of the CMC start hopscotching over the lava rocks, completely caught up in the rhythm. SpongeBob and Patrick just marched on as if nothing could stand in their way.
Patrick skipped through a patch of stinging jellyfish, who were so surprised, they ended up stinging one another! The ponies, Spike especially, were astounded with their new self-confidence, believing nothing could stand in their way.
They dodge a monster’s head, a green hand, and a monstrous boulder, even dodging a giant crab who couldn’t get a chance to pinch any of them. Giant sharks and snapping great sponge-and-starfish-eating sea turtles were no match for SpongeBob and Patrick, though to be fair Rainbow Dash used her offense to draw them away from the distracted pair. Meanwhile, the two had the time of their lives, dancing over shark snouts and using the turtles’ shells for surfboards.
They soon approach a road, which turns out to be a big, blue, one-eyed angler fish’s fin, as enormous fish surrounded the group. Everywhere they turned, the scariest predators they had ever seen loomed over them. But then the ponies and Spike hear a noise and turn as SpongeBob and Patrick start dancing and slapping their bodies, as if doing the Hambone.
“Yeah, go, Pat!” SpongeBob cheered.
The moment they broke into their amazing dance routine, the monster fish stared in awe and amazement. He beckons other monsters to watch this display: A green 3-eyed fish and a red squid, a purple one-eyed angler fish joining later. A big orange fish, a purple lobster/dragon, a green one-eyed monster with 3 arms on its head, a snail with eyes on its shell, a big yellow monster with an eye on a stalk and a clam with one eye in its mouth. Even the ponies and Spike were too distracted to notice all the scary monsters.
Finally, all the monsters realized there was no use trying to eat the boys, not even the girls (And little Pufferfish). Since the two made their ‘manliness’ clear, they decide instead to join in the festivities even the Mane Six and their friends sang along.
Soon the whole trench sang and danced, even the biggest, meanest monsters joined in the fun. They picked up SpongeBob and Patrick in celebration, carrying their newfound friends through the depths and rooting for them to save the crown.
“I’d comment on the sexism of that song,” Rarity muttered. “But least we’re safe.”
“Hey guys, look!” Rainbow pointed.
They all turn as Rainbow pointed toward a large sign which read:
Shell City: Dead Ahead
“HOORAY!” The CMC cheered.
“We’re so close now, girls!” Apple Bloom cheered.
“Yeehaw!” Applejack cheered.
“We did it, guys!” SpongeBob declared. “We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters.”
When the monster fish overheard SpongeBob, they all gasped. Their feelings hurt; they quickly swam back to their trench.
“Aw come on, SpongeBob!” Applejack scolded. “That wasn’t necessary!”
“Not you guys!” SpongeBob called out. “You guys are awesome!”
Pinkie Pie quickly swam up in front of the monsters, sending them on a screeching halt.
“Huh?” The monsters said.
“I just want to say you guys are totally super-duper, mondo, mega, ultra, awesome!” She cheered. “If we ever come back here, I promise you an invitation to a super huge party I got planned!”
The monsters smile and cheer at the prospect, as they walked back into the trench happier than they were before. SpongeBob flashed them a big thumbs-up and slapped Patrick on the back, as the CMC came up alongside them.
“Come on, y’all!” Apple Bloom said. “Time’s a wastin’!”
“We gotta get the crown, save the town, and Mr. Krabs!” Sweetie Belle added.
“Woo-hoo!” Scootaloo cheered.
“Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse!” SpongeBob said, taking Patrick’s hand. “Come on, every pony! Let’s get the crown!”
SpongeBob and Patrick (Sing):
Now that we’re men…
“Finally.”
The song was interrupted as the group came to a halt, as a lone frightening figure stood before them. Staring wide eyed at where the voice came from, there he stood alongside his motorcycle and cracking his knuckles.
He had a muscular physique, light olive-green skin. He wore a black cowboy hat, red bandana covering is mouth, an angry skull belt with cracks at the top, sunglasses, a knife necklace around his neck, leather black pants, light gray shoulder pads, a black ripped vest, and black biker boots on his feet. On his right hand-shaped fin is a black, fingerless glove trailing a few inches from the wrist, covered in spikes. Under his right shoulder pad, a gray flap, overlapping a darker gray flap.
Probably should’ve went into this much detail when he first appeared.
Oh, shut up!
“I got you right where I want you,” He spoke, gruffly.
“Um… Who are you?” Twilight asked.
“Name’s Dennis,” He answered. “I was hired to exterminate you.”
“You’re gonna exterminate us?” SpongeBob said fearfully.
SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other for a moment… Before bursting out laughing. They laughed and laughed till their faces turned blue. The ponies turned toward the pair, then back at Dennis, who was clearly unamused.
“Listen, junior, I don’t know who you’re working for, but you caught me and my friends here in a good mood today,” SpongeBob said, catching his breath. “So I’m gonna let you off with a warning, since obviously you don’t know who you’re dealing with here. Step aside, and we can forget this whole thing.”
“Um guys,” Spike spoke fearfully. “I really don’t think bragging is going to help us here.”
“Oh, you’ll forget the whole thing, all right,” Dennis spoke. “Once I get you!”
SpongeBob’s eyes narrowed, unamused.
“Well, we tried to warn you, pencil-neck. Now it’s time for you to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches!”
“SpongeBob, I’d stop if I were you!” Scootaloo warned.
“You mean these?” He asked.
Dennis reached out and ripped the boys’ fake mustaches off of their faces. SpongeBob and Patrick whimpered while feeling their cheeks in horror.
“I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.”
Dennis throws the seaweed dramatically to the ground, the seaweed land after a slight spin. SpongeBob and Patrick watch with wide eyes, slowly turning toward Twilight and Rarity with hurt looks.
“We’re really sorry guys,” Twilight apologized.
“We just wanted to give you the confidence to keep going,” Rarity said sadly. “So you could finish your quest.”
“Th-they were fake?” SpongeBob stammered.
“Of course they were fake!” Dennis said. “This is what a real mustache looks like.”
For a brief moment, Dennis unmasked himself, clenching his face until he turned purple. Suddenly, a bushy mustache pushed through the skin over his upper lip. Patrick and SpongeBob were left speechless, even the ponies and Spike stared wide-eyed.
“Is he a mermaid?” Patrick asked.
“I don’t think so, Patty,” Pinkie answered.
“All right,” Dennis snapped, folding his bandana back. “Enough gab!”
“What… Are you gonna do to us?” SpongeBob asked anxiously.
“Plankton was very specific,” Dennis answered.
“Plankton?” The ponies asked.
“For some reason, he wanted me to step on you.”
“Step on us?” The CMC shivered.
“Yeah! That way you’ll never find out he and some kid stole the crown!”
SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other again, this time more scared. The ponies and Spike did the same, only their suspicions of the scenario had been confirmed.
“Uh… Perhaps I’ve said too much,” Dennis replied.
“No… Actually you said enough,” Twilight answered nervously.
Dennis lifts his boot and the group gasps as long spikes popped out. He holds his foot over the boys, as they stood trembling with fear.
“That’s a big boot!” Patrick cried.
“Oh no you don’t!” Rainbow cried.
She quickly rushes in front of them, as the other ponies join in. The CMC try to reach their friends, but Spike holds their tails back with his jaw.
“If you’re gonna stomp our friends, you have to take us out too!” Rainbow warned.
“We won’t let you hurt them!” Twilight added.
“Pick on some creatures you own size, you big brute!” Rarity spat.
“Humph… I was going to save you sea ponies for later,” Dennis replied. “But, what the barnacle? I’ll take you all out. Don’t worry, this’ll only hurt a lot!”
The exterminator laughed and laughed maniacally.
“I love this job!”
But just as Dennis was about to stomp on the group, before Rainbow and Applejack could make a move and just as Twilight and Rarity’s horns began to glow, a giant shadow loomed behind him and…
WHAM!!!
A humongous giant boot squashed Dennis flat. The whole group gazed with awe at the bigger boot. Patrick got really scared, so scared he tried to run away, but the CMC broke free and held Patrick.
“Bigger boot!” Patrick screamed.
“Wait, Pat!” Apple Bloom said. “It’s okay, it’s okay!”
“Yeah, this bigger boot saved our lives!” SpongeBob spoke.
“Yay!” Patrick cheered.
“Thank you, stranger!” The CMC said politely.
They all looked up toward the owner of the boot – a giant scuba diver breathing heavily over them.
“Uh… Stranger?” SpongeBob spoke.
The scary giant did not reply. But he did move closer, until he towered over the group. The giant had a big metal helmet with bubbles coming out of it. He looked down at them with one eye. One eye? ONE EYE!!!
“It’s the Cyclops!” SpongeBob screamed.
“EVERY PONY, SWIM!!!” Twilight shouted.
The entire group ran, or swam, as fast as they could go while screaming in terror, but it was all for naught. With his big boots clomping on the ground, the Cyclops rushed down and swooped SpongeBob, Patrick, and the CMC in his colossal grip.
“AHHHHHHHH!!!” They screamed.
“APPLEJACK!!!” Apple Bloom screamed. “HELP ME!!!”
“HELP US, RARITY!” Sweetie Belle shouted.
“RAINBOW, HELP!!!” Scootaloo screamed.
But it wasn’t long before the Cyclops stuffed them in some dark, scary looking bag over his shoulder.
“APPLE BLOOM!!!” Applejack shouted.
“SWEETIE BELLE!!!” Rarity added.
“SCOOTALOO!!!” Rainbow cried.
The Cyclops turned on heel to leave, but the Mane Six and Spike came at him like tornados. Applejack, Rarity, and especially Rainbow Dash were beyond mad.
“Let go of our sister!” Applejack called.
“You won’t get away, you monstrous brute!” Rarity cried.
“LET ‘EM GO, RIGHT NOW!!!” Rainbow Dash demanded.
As they swam closer, the Cyclops turned around and gave a giant swing of his large hand. While he didn’t actually hit the girls, the force of the swing knocked them head-over-fins. They screamed as they spiraled out of control, before crashing into the rest of their friends. When they finally pulled themselves together, they looked around for where the Cyclops went, but he completely vanished.
“Where did they go?” Rarity asked frantically.
“I’m not sure!” Twilight answered, equally frantic.
“Come on!” Spike urged. “Maybe we can spot him from the surface!”
Together, they swam as fast as they could toward the ocean surface. When they finally broke through the water, they looked around to see if they could find where the Cyclops took their friends and the Crusaders. After looking around, seeing nothing but miles of ocean, they realized there was nothing they could do. Applejack, Rarity, and even Rainbow Dash were upset, dawning on them that the Crusaders were taken from them right from their watch.
“No…” Applejack cried. “No! No! NOOOO!!!”
“Argh!!!” Rainbow slapped the ocean. “I should’ve been faster; now they’re gone!”
“My poor baby sister,” Rarity cried. “What are we going to do now?”
Suddenly, a noise drew the group into silence as they turned toward a figure approaching them. From the side, they squinted their eyes until they could make out a rowboat sailing from the distance. A single passenger steered the oars ahead of them and by the looks of it he appears to be a pirate. He wore a purple coat, a black hat, an eyepatch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and had a bushy black beard.
“I swear pirates get no respect in this cocamamy world these days,” He muttered to himself.
“Hello! Excuse us sir!” Twilight called. “Can you help us?!”
The pirate in question looked around, seeking the source of the voice that just spoke to him. When he finally turned around, spotting the sea ponies and the pufferfish, he was so shocked he fell backward into the water. He pulls himself back into the boat, soaking wet, as he looks at them in amazement.
“What be ye little creatures?” He asked amazed.
“There’s no real time to explain sir,” Twilight said.
“Aw please, no need be callin’ me sir now,” He brushed off. “The name’s Patchy.”
“Patchy the Pirate?” Rainbow asked uncertain.
“Aye lass, the very same,” Patchy nodded.
“Look Patchy, we really need your help,” Rarity urged. “A monster came and kidnapped our sisters and our friends, SpongeBob and Patrick.”
Hearing those last two names, Patchy gasped loudly and his one eye widened to the size of a bowling ball.
“You know SpongeBob SquarePants?!” He asked excitedly.
The ponies all look toward each other nervously, before returning their gaze to the over-excited pirate.
“How do you know him?” Rainbow asked.
“I’m his number one fan in the whole wide world,” Patchy said proudly. “Been dyin’ to meet him for ages!”
“Do you by any chance know where Shell City is?” Fluttershy asked. “That’s where we were going.”
“Of course lass, I know where Shell City is,” Patchy nodded. “It’s just right along the beach, not too far from me home of Encino. Well, come along lassies! I’ll lead you to shore!”
Sighing in gratitude, the sea ponies and Spike swim beside Patchy the Pirate as he quickly steers the rowboat back and paddles his way toward ‘Shell City’ rowing as fast as his arms could go.
“Hang on, guys!” Twilight called out. “We’re coming!”
Love it
Oh wow, that was a dramatic twist at the end. Hope the CMCs and Spongebob and Patrick are okay. Looking forward to seeing what's next!
Huh, unconventional way to get the Mane 6 to Shell City, but it worked.
Very clever for putting Patchy the Pirate in it
You can always count on Patchy, especially if it involves meeting Spongebob.
Just when all is right in the world, when the boys found the confidence they need to achieve their goal, two problems stand in their way:
1. The inevitable encounter with Dennis, who spent the whole movie hunting them down and willing to kill a group of girls as an added bonus to his promised pay. Although, I will admit when he was initially squashed after all that build-up, I was thinking... Wow, that was anti-climatic.
2. The Cyclops, the guardian who supposedly guards Shell City. A monster many claim that those who meet him are doomed from the start.
And now the monster has taken not only SpongeBob & Patrick, but also the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Our heroes must hurry if they are to free them from what dastardly plans the monster has in mind. Irony considering that the greatest monster is not a figurative beast, but man himself. Good thing Patchy is here to help, which I'll admit would've really been a step-up for the movie.
Welp...time for my part.
Patchy the Pirate: (Breaks the fourth wall) "Whooo! Ha ha ha ha! I told you I'd be back! Ha ha ha ha!"
KO awesome chapter, Spongebob, Patrick, and Crusaders have been kidnapped by the Cyclops taking them to Shell City. The Mane 6 and Spike were about to lose hope until Patchy the Pirate came to the rescue and help him save their friends before something worst happen to Spongebob’s group.
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We're very glad you enjoy it Mr. Ribbert.
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Oh yes, a dramatic ending indeed especially the whole chapter was a song and dance so to speak. I just know the kidnapped group are in for a whirlwind of trouble.
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Oh yes, especially since Patchy the Pirate is a big fan of SpongeBob ad will do just about anything.
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Wouldn't have blame them for losing hope, especially Applejack and Rarity. Anything that happens to their little sisters, they wouldn't know what to do. Especially Applejack, who at times acts more like a mother than a sister after what happened to Buttercup a.k.a. Pear Butter.
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Heh, as do I. But it will give the CMC a chance to prove to their sisters that they're responsible
Will David Hasselhoff apear in this story like he did in the movie and give the group a ride back to Bikini Bottom?
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Absolutely. Considering for the most part they are either held back or treated more like children than Spike. They'll have to rescue their friends and themselves, just as Lian Xing had to save herself when she was held captive at this base in 'Syphon Filter 2'.
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We can't speak in terms of those details at this time. You'll know what the plan is when Mr. Enigma gives plans for the next chapters for me to edit personally in due time.
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Not...exactly sure what that reference was to be honest, but I agree that they'll for once get a chance to prove themselves and I'm really looking forward to seeing it
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Actually, it's a video game I used to play when I was a kid.
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Ah.
And so a grand rescue begins!!!!
Seeing Patchy in this made my day even better than it is now!
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Yes, the man with all the questions...
You'll just have to see, won't you?
Sheesh...
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We are glad for the response for Patchy's inclusion.
I guess Rarity is not big fan of that song even through she sang last bits along with monsters!
*SPIT DRINK*
Is that mother freaking Patchy the Pirate?! I didn’t expect him to appear! That’s an unexpected surprise!
Now I wonder if he will finally get the chance to meet his idol, SpongeBob Squarepants?
Anyway, fun chapter but I’m feared about next chapter because CMCs are about to face the greatest tragedy for them and their sisters are not there to comfort them!
You sir, have made the day of SBSP fans everywhere with that intro of one of the funnier but rare characters of the franchise, Patchy the Pirate.
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Sorry if my questioning is annoying you and Mr. Enigma. I guess I got carried away with the questions, like the yetis from Smallfoot.
Now that we're men! I often enjoy hearing this song from the movie.
Now the CMC, Spongebob, and Patrick has been taken by the cyclops! Oh dear!
Also, great thinking for adding Patchy the Pirate cameo.
A another wonderful chapter, I like the way you put in Patchy the pirate is nice touch.
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Mr. Enigma and I were looking for a way for this rendition to stand out from every crossover that came before and we figured bringing in Patchy would do the job.
Holy crud, Patchy the pirate! I did not expect that. (Clapping)
Go Patchy the pirate! Move your caboose and Shift your rowing into turbo!
Patchy the pirate
https://youtu.be/uTA2fxOedxo
Behold the one and only Alec Baldwin. Also very nice to see Patchy.
Gilda: Took you long enough to realize it!
Smolder: Uh, DUUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!
Coral: (hiding behind Sandbar, nervously) Yeah, the scary, monster-infested trench.
Sandbar: It's like the time when Pinkie shows some stories of alternative stories where she and her friends were monsters. One story has her turning Rainbow into.....
Ocellus: (yelps) GAH, NO, SANDBAR! I DON'T WANT TO BE REMINDED!!!
Gilda: (fearfully) DON'T BRING THAT UP!!!
Erik: What do.....
Discord: Trust us, Erik. You don't wanna know.
Celestia: You don't even wanna find out.
Sandbar: It involves cannibalism and let's leave it at that.
Erik: (gasps, then nods) Got it.
Most: (covers eyes or the children's eyes) AAAAAHHH!
Silverstream: Eeew, eeew, eeew!!!
Silver Spoon: Can't we go through one moment without seeing that?!
Garble: Man, look at them go!
Gilda: Those phony mustaches really worked!
Cheese Sandwich: Like Dumbo with his magic feather. (to camera) Coming soon to FimFiction near you as soon as the author gets to it!
Starlight: They're taking this well.
Lyra: Yeah. And look at 'em go!
(Now the whole audience is moving their heads to the rhythm of the song.)
Gilda: Good move, Pinkie Pie!
Maud: (smiles) That's my sister, knowing how to make friends out of foes.
Discord: Remind me to invite them to my realm one of these days.
Celestia: Since they're friends now, why not?
Garble: Right on! I'm really enjoying this song!
Ember: So am I, Garble!
Cheese Sandwich: Okay, SpongeBob and Patrick! (as he held out his hooves) ONE MORE TIME!
(Everyone in the audience froze when they heard that familiar voice that sent a chill running down their spines.)
Ember: (worried) Uh-oh!
Thorax: (worried) That voice.
Prince Rutherford, Grampa Gruff and Sky Beak: (worried) He's here!
Smolder: Brrr, that voice!
Yona: Big evil fish sounds creepy.
Sky Stinger: Is it just me or did he get sincerely bigger in height compared to our friends standing right in front of him?
Vapor Trail: Nope, he definitely looks bigger!
Tempest: Was I that bad when I hunted Twilight down?
Starlight: (uncomfortably) Uhhh... well...
Tempest: (realizes) On second thought, no. Best not to answer.
Starlight: Exactly.
Garble: Yeah, for once, I agree with Spike.
Trixie: Trixie learned her lesson about bragging. (pause) Well, from time to time.
Starlight: You know it.
Soarin': (frowns) You didn't have to be a jerk about it.
Caramel: Geez, busted, so to speak.
Everyone (minus Discord, were once again left speechless and wide eyed at this as-well.): Whoa!
Discord: Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention he can do that.
Smolder: How did he...?
Gallus: There's no way he could physically do that!
Discord: How 'bout I just give you the short version? It's because he has the most important thing in his arsenal.
Everyone: What?
Discord: SKILLS!
Cadance: (wide-eyed) That's a mustache?!
Shining: Yikes.
Discord: Please. I have seen better mustaches on Dick Dastardly, though I am not sure if he's going after the Scooby gang after his pal Muttley broke him out.
Young Six: Definitely not.
Capper: I'm guessing the “Step on us” part is payback for all the times he got stepped on.
Pharynx: Well, obviously!
Quibble Pants: Big villain flaw: the baddies always saying too much that he shouldn't have.
Wind Sprint: And heroes use that to their advantage.
Clear Sky: Happens in both Power Ponies AND Daring Do books.
Diamond Tiara: Not to mention Shadow Spade.
Silver Spoon: Yeah, she catches some bad guys speaking too much in those, too. And some suspects and non-suspects as well.
Gallus: It's like some bad guy saying something and it turns out that someone was right behind you when he said it.
(Everyone in the audience gasped in shock at this.)
Gallus: WHOA! Okay, who in their right mind would make boots that have an attachment like that?!
(But before anyone could answer that...)
Gallus: (realizes) You know what? Never mind. I don't wanna know.
Silverstream: Me neither.
Spitfire: No kidding! I could've sworn it didn't look that big before!
Soarin: It's like his size keeps increasing or something!
Gilda: (imitating Dennis) Like you?
Gabby: (imitating Rarity) Oops.
Ocellus: (giggles) Good one.
Spitfire: Wow, that's being brutally honest!
Shining: What's worse, it looks like he just got even bigger!
Party Favor: Discord wasn't kidding when he said that this guy really enjoys his job of killing people!
Discord: I told you!
(The audience was so surprised at this sudden and unexpected turn of events, their jaws were hanging open... again.)
Rumble: YIKES!!
Cheese Sandwich: Well, looks like Dennis has been fired.
Moondancer: Why would you say that?
Cheese Sandwich: Because someone gave him "the boot". (honks horn)
Coco Pommel: (giggles) Okay, that was funny.
Lyra: Yes, but whom or what just saved them?
Terramar: Uh, is anyone else getting some weird vibes from the giant stranger that's in front of them right now?
Sunburst: I thought I was the only one.
Audience: (fearfully, in unison) CYCLOPS?!?!
Garble: Wait, that's the giant Cyclops Mindy warned them about?! That dude's gotta be at least the size of a Titan!!
Smolder: Yeah, no kidding!
Erik: Wait a minute. That Cyclops looks suspicious...
Cheese Sandwich: (gasps) It's the Ghost of Captain Cutler! He's out for revenge on the Scooby gang!
(Most of the gang looked at him confused.)
Cheese Sandwich: (realizes) Oh, wait. Wrong franchise.
Discord: And we're not even there yet!
Everyone: OH NO!!!
Erik: No!! Sweetie Belle!!!
Big Mac: Apple Bloom!!!
Young Six: They're gone!!!
Trixie: Hey? Where'd he come from?
Pipsqueak: A pirate!
Thunderlane: Didn't take that pirate to be a fan of SpongeBob.
Cheese Sandwich: I did. Been featured in the franchise almost everywhere.
Thunderlane: I wonder if we have any fans.
Cheese Sandwich: We do. They're called "Bronies".
Discord: Though there are some Bronies who have been very toxic for a friend of this commentary maker's and wanted another kind of MLP fan term to be Equestrians.
Cheese Sandwich: Good point.
Captain Celaeno: Hurry, guys! SpongeBob, Patrick and the CMC are in trouble! Something bad might happen to them if you don't make it in time!
Cheese Sandwich: I've got a bad feeling about this!
That sound worse than that Cupcakes story.
No, this is SpongeBob, Silver Spoon. You should be glad that you and others don’t have to see more disgusting moments from post-movie one where SpongeBob get a splinter on his thumb or Squidward getting his toenail cut off or even when he squirts the ink coming out of-
Silver Spoon: Okay! That enough!
Yeah, can’t wait for the future of Disney Chronicles.
Look like Ember enjoy the song despite the sexism of the song that Rarity claims.
He’s bad guy, Soarin! Of course he going to be a jerk about it!
Scooby 2020 reference?
Yeah, blame it on Bond Villains! They always make those long-ass monologues so many times and when they do, Bond will kill them instantly. That time, he turn a drug lord into a balloon and his whole body explodes!
All: (Gasp) Really?
Agree with you, Coco!
CHEESE SANDWICH!!!!! The author haven’t got to do Scooby Doo 2 and you’re already spoiled one of character to the audience!
I see what you did there, Toonwriter.
Foreshadowing.
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(Everyone in the audience froze when they heard that familiar voice that sent a chill running down their spines.)
Ember: (worried) Uh Oh!
Thorax: (worried) That voice.
Prince Rutherford, Grampa Gruff, Sky Beak: (worried) He's here!
Smolder: Brrr, that voice!
Yona: Big evil fish sounds creepy.
Flash Sentry: Is it just me or did he get sincerely bigger in height compared to our friends standing right in front of him?
Sunset Shimmer: Nope he definitely looks bigger!
Tempest: Was I that bad when I hunted Twilight down?
Starlight: (uncomfortably) Uhhh... well...
Tempest: (realizes) On second thought, no. Best not to answer.
Starlight: Exactly.
Garble: Yeah for once I agree with Spike.
Trixie: Trixie learned her lesson about bragging. (pause) Well, from time to time.
Starlight: You know it.
Soarin': (frowns) You didn't have to be a jerk about it.
Caramel: Geez, busted, so to speak.
(Everyone minus Discord, were once again left speechless and wide eyed at this as-well.)
Discord: Oh yeah I forgot to mention he can do that.
Smolder: How did he...?
Gallus: There's no way he could physically do that!
Discord: How 'bout I just give you the short version. It's because he has the most important thing in his arsenal.
Everyone: What?
Discord: SKILLZ!
Cadance: (wide-eyed) That's a mustache?!
Shining: Yikes.
Discord: Please. I have seen better mustaches on Dick Dastardly, though I am not sure if he's going after the Scooby gang after his pal Muttley broke him out.
Young Six: Definitely not.
Capper: Im guessing the “Step on us” part is payback for all the times he got stepped on.
Pharynx: Well obviously!
Quibble Pants: Big villain flaw: the baddies always saying too much that he shouldn't have.
Wind Sprint: And heroes use that to their advantage.
Clear Sky: Happens in both Power Ponies AND Daring Do books.
Diamond Tiara: Not to mention Shadow Spade.
Silver Spoon: Yeah, she catches some bad guys speaking too much in those, too. And some suspects and non-suspects as well.
Gallus: It's like some bad guy saying something and it turns out that someone was right behind you when he said it.
Everyone: GASP!!!!!
Gallus: WHOA! Ok who in their right mind would make boots that have an attachment like that?!
(But before anyone could answer that...)
Gallus: (realizes) You know what never mind. I don't wanna know.
Silverstream: Me neither.
Spitfire: No kidding! I could've sworn it didn't look that big before!
Soarin: It's like his size keeps increasing or something!
Gilda: (imitating Dennis) Like you?
Gabby: (imitating Rarity) Oops.
Ocellus: (giggles) Good one.
Sunset: Wow that's being brutally honest!
Shinning: What's worse it looks like he just got even bigger!
Flash: Discord wasn't kidding when he said that this guy really enjoyes his job of killing people!
Discord: I told you!
(The audience was so surprised at this sudden and unexpected turn of events, their jaws were hanging open....again.)
Rumble: YIKES!!
Cheese Sandwich: Well, looks like Dennis has been fired.
Moondancer: Why would you say that?
Cheese Sandwich: Because someone gave him "the boot". (honks horn)
Coco Pommel: (giggles) Okay, that was funny.
Lyra: Yes, but whom or what just saved them?
Flash: Uh, is anyone else getting some weird vibes from the giant stranger that's in front of them right now?
Sunburst: I thought I was the only one.
Audience: (fearfully, in unison) CYCLOPS?!?!
Garble: Wait that's the giant Cyclops Mindy warned them about?! That dude's gotta be at least the size of a Titan!!
Smolder: Yeah no kidding!
Erik: Wait a minute. That Cyclops looks suspicious...
Cheese Sandwich: (gasps) It's the Ghost of Captain Cutler! He's out for revenge on the Scooby gang!
(Most of the gang looked at him confused.)
Cheese Sandwich: (realizes) Oh, wait. Wrong franchise.
Discord: And we're not even their yet!
Everyone: OH NO!!!
Erik: No!! Sweetie Belle!!!
Young Six: They're gone!!!
Trixie: Hey? Where'd he come from?
Pipsqueak: A pirate!
Thunderlane: Didn't take that pirate to be a fan of SpongeBob.
Cheese Sandwich: I did. Been featured in the franchise almost everywhere.
Thunderlane: I wonder if we have any fans.
Cheese Sandwich: We do. They're called "Bronies".
Discord: Though there are some Bronies who have been very toxic for a friend of this commentary maker's and wanted another kind of MLP fan term to be Equestrians.
Cheese Sandwich: Good point.
Captain Celaeno: Hurry, guys! SpongeBob, Patrick and the CMC are in trouble! Something bad might happen to them if you don't make it in time!
Cheese Sandwich: I've got a bad feeling about this!
Note: Just some added details I thought it might need. Do you like it?
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Sure do! Consider them added!