Make Me a Better Villain Dr. Discord!

by Horizon Spark

Let's meet our guests...

The sound of a quiet cough resonated throughout an empty space. It was quickly followed by several snapping claws and heavy objects hitting the floor. A voice chuckled, as he snapped one more time, the lights flickering to life.

He cleared his throat and began to speak to his audience.

“Salutations and greetings you misfits and weirdos of Equestria, I am Dr. Discord professional villain. Welcome to my humble office...well, it's not much of an office, more like a some random stage I popped up to look like an office.”

Discord then noticed the large painting of himself on the wall. It was perfectly leveled straight. He gave a disgusted scoff as he turned it counterclockwise at a 96° angle. “Ha ha, nice.”

He continued to speak with his “audience” as he continued to set up his office. “Now, you must be wondering what I’m doing. Well, with Princess Twilight soon becoming Equestria’s new ruler, she’s going to have a lot more responsibilities than before. One of those responsibilities include not losing to some ancient monster from thousands of moons ago or some edgy pony with no concept of basic communication skills.”

He looked around his office once more and saw that everything looked perfectly set up. The desk was perfectly laden with knick-knacks like his drinking Alicorn and his favorite signed picture of Fluttershy. The walls had various portraits of himself and bookshelves that were all labeled random titles like “Twilight’s Fears” and “Desserts that make Celestia Fat”.

He looked around, satisfied at his handiwork, then decided to sit down at his desk and grin. “So I made this little pocket dimension where I can freely do my job without any interference from the outside world. And that work you may be wondering involves gathering knowledge from Equestria’s past enemies and giving them to the princess so they can learn from their mistakes.”

He stopped for a moment before thinking. “At least, that’s what I’ll tell Celestia. Really, I’m just here because I’m bored; the guys aren't playing Ogres and Oubliettes this week, and I feel like making fun of some losers.

“In any case, this place is specially designed for those who enter it to freely vent out their frustrations and complain freely to me without any judgement or ire from the outside world. So they’re not safe from me, of course.”

“Oh, and let’s not worry about any sort of continuity changes before this show ends, I get the feeling that playing the waiting game won’t do well for our blue goat grandpa.”

Discord thought for a moment before sighing intently. “Oh fine, let’s just get this over with.”

Comments

[dSorakite24]

Ok first chapter gots me curious of where this is going, Heh Niicee.