LOOK A DISTRACTION
The office was empty and quiet. Nothing was out a place, which was ironic for the lord of chaos. It was so peaceful that if you were too focused on the serene environment, you wouldn’t notice the incoming sound of a screaming draconequus. Unless you did now.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!!
CRASH!!!
Discord slammed right through his own roof like a burning meteor made of fireworks and brimstone, destroying everything and rendering his room an ashy wasteland. Fortunately, nobody was hurt, and the on and the only thing injured was the chaos lord that was currently laying down, heavily breathing.
It took Discord a whole hour to register himself until he snapped his fingers and everything was fixed in an instance. After several minutes of more heavy breathing, he was finally able to get up onto his chair and contemplate the events that transpired.
“Well, that was a trip and a half. Who knew twisting reality and time to suit your own needs so your talk show can still stay relevant wasn’t such an easy thing to do? I’m going to need another hiatus after this...”
Smiling, Discord snapped his fingers as his clipboard appeared in his claws. “On the bright side, all of my space-time shenanigans means I can get to the rest of my guests without worrying about that dreaded continuity. I just wish I can make agents who are better at scheduling.”
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon, and sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do to make you take our world away?
“Huh, now who could be calling my phone? Also, I should really update my ringtone, that song was so 2012,” he looked at the caller ID, then gave an exasperated smile, “well, speak of the draconequus, it’s my agent!”
He clicked on the phone. “You’ve reached best villain, Discord speaking.”
What followed was a series of incoherent babble that no one in the room would ever have the chance to hear. Discord’s smirk transformed into a face of annoyance.
“Well of course this was all necessary! You told me to reset things under any means necessary, and I did. No need to worry about any leftover tears in the fabric of space, I’ll fix them later.”
More incoherent babble.
“Well you had responsibilities to attend to, all that dreadful college work you wouldn’t stop yammering about. Not your fault you couldn’t get this story done before the finale. Trust me, this is what all the big boy authors do.”
Even more incoherent babble.
“Am I sure? Kid, you’re a 22-year old college student who can’t leave his house before triple-checking if his fridge is shut. If anyone were to really care about the continuity of a fanfiction in regards of show canon, it would be you.”
I assure you this is riveting dialogue.
“No worries my good man. Just be sure to get ahold of yourself and do your best no matter what. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have interviews to get ready for and you have to prepare for my interview. Also, tell that short friend of yours to stop calling me about Tirek. I don't care why he couldn't use Unicorn magic, he's still a loser. End of story!”
Discord hung up the phone and breathed a sigh of relief. “Glad that’s over with, I hate translating babble. That junk is harder to understand than Russian!”
He then snapped himself a new suit and brought up his clipboard. “In any case, we can get to scheduling my next guests. At least if there is one thing we learned from this, is that I always was a goat. The Greatest of All Time!”
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Discord plays Fortnite?
If he doesnt like the 2012 version, he can always update it with the 2020 version.
Or was it 2019.
Which decade is it again?
This goat might have been fake, but the bell is oh so real.
Well I'm curious about what he is going to say to Adagio, about her being a sex appeal to all the male teens from the universe LOL.
9893518
I made a Fortnite reference?
9893540
Mmh, that’s a good suggestion thanks.
9893884
Sorry, Thought you were referencing Fortnites recent total island destruction, black hole, and reopening. Was such a big deal in gaming, got on the BBC new site.
9893885
and her reaction about the popular waifu vote go to Sonata as the sexiest siren, she will freak out, while she is great as affair, Sonata and Sunset is the best waifu material LOL. And Aria would have envy about their two LOL
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Well let’s pretend I did make a Fortnite reference. After all I’m funky-fresh with the kids these days. I can do the most hardcore of dabs! My default dance is lit!
(I don’t know what I just said I never played Fortnite)
Mother-bucker, good to see best trio coming in now . I'll spam call discord as much as I want thank you very much