The Super Duper Awesome Life of the Party Pony!

by -Pinkamena_Pie-

Where...

Oh... My head... Hey! Why am I tied up! That's supposed to be my job!

"Well, well. Look who's awake."

Oh Celestia no... I thought I got rid of him! That murderous, world-destroying maggot of a rapist is STILL after me?!

He looks different... Looks like he was at least hurt by the universe imploding around him.

"How'd it feel to get crushed by your own doing, huh?"

OW! Celestiadamnit, he's a mare-beater now, too?!

"I don't think you understand me, Miss Pinkamena. I couldn't care less about you currently. And why would I? Your sister is on my side. She's much more willing to give me whatever I desire."

"IF YOU DO ANYTHING TO HER YOU MOTHERBUCKING MARE-BEATER, I SWEAR TO ALL THE UNIVERSES ABOVE I WILL KILL YOU!"

Almost did the Royal Canterlot Voice there with that one...

"Oh my. Struck a nerve, did I? Oopsies."

That Luna-forsaken smile... I want to wipe it off his bucking face...

"Oh, and Pinkamena, dear? Don't bother trying anymore. She's simply too you to turn back now. Toodles!"

I... She... But...

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"