The Super Duper Awesome Life of the Party Pony!

by -Pinkamena_Pie-

HIYAAAAAA!!!!

Hiya, everypony! I'm Pinkie Pie! And this is my story!

Well, it's more my life, but oh well! I should put a... a... a dis-clam-er? Is that how you say that word? Oh, I don't know!

Warning: This story contains large amounts of fun, laughter, reality having a headache, the fourth wall going to the hospital a lot, and it may be harmful to party poopers! So watch out!

Was that a good dis-clams-ter? Huh? Was it? Ooh, tell me in the... Comma-ents!

Y'know what? I should throw a party in celebration of my first story! Oooooohhhh, I'll give out invitations tomorrow!

But I wanted to introduce myself in this chapter! Silly me, haha!

So, my name is Pinkie Pie! I'm an earth pony mare from Equestria! Wait, you know that already! Okie Dokie Lokie, moving on...

Huh... Twilight gave me this list of stuff about me to use... But you already know everything... If there's anything you want to know, tell me, I guess... But I can't post this yet? Huh... Rules...

Well, I guess you'll just have to be surprised, won't you! Heehee, I love surprises!

Ooh, How about I use my invisible video ca-ma-ra... AND BRING YOU TO THE PARTY! Ooh, I need to start planning! Lemmee go get my party cannon!

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎈🎈🎈🎈

Oops, haha! I forgot I filled it with balloons AND confetti! Sorry!

Anyway, I'm gonna open an interdimensional portal into your screen that you're reading this on and bring you to the party! See you there!