A girl who loves nothing but gold. A dragon who kidnaps her by accident. A misunderstanding that's more trouble than it's worth. An opportunity to escape. Just as long as no one tries to rescue her.
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Wait, does Spike know the Amazons?
Oh god, that ending! XD
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I think it might be they for gender neutrality’s sake.
Scrooge McDuck would agree... for different reasons however.
I'd be very careful if I were you, you might end up kidnapping a bunch of crystal ponies by accident... or snatching the Crystal Heart itself...
Y'know, if you replaced the character with Pinkie Pie I wouldn't be questioning this in the slightest....
Okay, first of all:
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Second of all: There's something very jarring about a dragon telling a pony that she needs to eat vegetables meat and less meat....
.....JESUS.
And here I thought Twilight was overly defensive of her books! DAMN AJ!
AJ? I respect your courage, honor, and desire for a fair fight, but.... you can't fly or breathe fire!!
And then Rarity suffered the world's biggest nosebleed.
In the small blurb you have
opportunity
In the large blurb:
Blueblood [I know he is a cad... but that still a proper name ^^;;]
Watch instead of being scared Applejack is going to be all like gimme gimme gimme
So, Dash can eat like a whole football team, Rarity is sexually confused once again, AJ is possibly asexual, and Spike might have stolen from a kingdom that fits a certain purple unicorn.
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Or it could be that Applejack is straight and that she just hasn't met the right man yet cuz really in a society full of lesbians it's almost certain that straight women would not be welcomed. And well the Amazons of Greek mythology treated men more like servants the men were still treated with a moniker of respect especially if they could cook.
...
Hm.
OH.
Fair enough.
Nah, I don't think AJ has anything that can pierce DRAGON SCALES.
Jesus...
And here, we, go.
Okay I just started reading this and I find myself liking it so far. It's like those harem anime but better. I love your versions of each character, at least the ones that showed up so far.
I love Rarity's crazy love for gold and her newly found attraction to Spike. I love how Rainbow Dash wants to experience things to the fullest which is her own brand of crazy. And now I can't help but wonder just what kind of weird crazy secret is Applejack hiding? Does she want to live a normal life outside of the Amazons? Does she want to experience romance? Or is it something crazier like wanting to find someone that can beat her and submit to them? Hell is she, unlike the rest of her people, attracted to males and wants to experience being with them? Will she even be able to focus on fighting or even making an actual sentence if Spike comes out showing off not-so-mini Spike?
And also are the rest of the Mane Six plus two going to show up? And what kind of crazy will they bring with them? Fluttershy, well I keep thinking back to that one episode with Princess Luna, so will she seek out Spike in hopes that he'll 'claim' her as well? If Twilight isn't dead is she a yandere who wants to make the ultimate hybrid with Spike out of both genuine love and her own obsession with science? And Pinkie Pie.... the only that comes to mind is that she wants to join in on the crazy fun. That or she either has a certain fetish that only someone like Spike can fulfill, when he's big anyway. I'm talking about vore, which I blame on one of the latest chapters of the Dazzlings are Insane that I just caught up on. Jesus what have been doing with my life!
Anyway I;m loving forward to the next chapter!
Oh come' on! It was just getting so good!
Can hardly wait to see how this confrontation is going to go!
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So basically Dash is the mascotte of the group
... why do I have the suspect that the book AJ reads is something unexpectedly girly, like a romantic novel? Finding out that under her cold brutish appearance she's actually a softie would be hilarious
... brutal.
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Real badasses don't need wings or fire to fight dragons.
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I mean, given that her diet growing up was pretty much 100% carnivore, that's pretty good evidence that she doesn't actually have any need of vegetables.
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Except Burnt Oak demonstrated that someone doesn't need to get through the dragon scales to hurt Spike. Burnt Oak shot Spike in the back, and while it didn't penetrate the skin, it was with enough force to knock him down and leave him paralyzed with shock and pain. Applejack was demonstrated in the previous chapter to be strong enough to shatter stone. So, in theory, while she may not be able to damage his scales, she could potentially punch with enough force to shatter bones or damage the organs beneath the skin.
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Fair point. But she had no defense against fire should it come to that. Nor any defense again, not human decency, Dragon decency?
20 bits Applejack's true reason she doesn't go to them celebrations (i.e lesbian/fillyfooler orgies) is that she's not a lesbian, or at least bisexual. Applejack is all the way an Amazon warrior, but she wants a stallion instead of another mare. Finely polished applewood shaped like phallic objects, and inpregnation spells--Sugar Belle's a unicorn, right?--are nice, but doesn't compare to the real thing of a hard, throbbing piece of malehood pulsing through her love parts...
Also, it would be pretty good that Sugar Belle stays with Applejack, and she meets Coco...I have a feeling that Granny killed Mac at birth similar to the Bible stories about King Herrod decreeing that all the first-borne male sons be killed in an attempt to kill Jesus Christ (obviously that didn't happen), because Macintosh was born as a stallion not a mare. In that realm, I'm wary of what could have happenend to Mac's daddy--provided he's even in this story in some way.
Also, I really hope that Applejack turns out to be one being an ally, rather than another potential enemy. There are already numerous enemies out for Spike already.
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Well, Spike needs to inhale air in order to breathe fire. So at worst for her, she would just need to take that as a warning and move out of the way. A more proactive measure, however, would be a blow that knocked the air from his lungs -- like to the diaphragm -- making him struggle to breathe normally, and thus rending him unable to breathe fire for a moment.
Spikes sword will instantly pacify Applejack.
Yeah I've always hated Amazons. The ones from DC really tick me off. I've nothing against warrior women. But the Amazon culture is toxic, self righteous and so blatantly hypocritical they are delusional. Males and females are not a different species, when you do everything that you accuse men of i.e. warmongering, abusing members of the opposite gender and refusing to change it really invalidates your whole argument and whatever moral superiority you claim to possess.
Rant aside I hope Applejack and Spike engage in some sexy wrestling for a bit.
I'm also curious about Spike's Unleashed form. His Unleashed form was a result of the experiments that were done to him. But he is going to be Unleashed for his confrontation with Applejack and the Amazons. But the better question regarding Applejack's own agenda and why she wanted to go alone?
Does Applejack want to live her own life and just leave the Amazons all together? I think her decision to go alone is so she could fake her death and run away from it all. But maybe she's looking for a worthy opponent to face her, and defeat her in combat. But what she doesn't know is that Spike worries about the lives of his friends and enemies. His worrying and pacifistic nature is his greatest trait and the cause of his potential.
Spike wouldn't fight her in combat, only in self defense. He doesn't kill, injure or do anything else related to bodily harm. While Applejack is focused more on hunting than partying and banging, Spike focuses on treasure raids in order to keep his dark past in check.
But what would it bring to a confrontation?
I know this is completely off topic, but I want to see what would happen if these amazons ran across Guts from Berserk.
Also I'm guessing that AJ reads really bad romantic novels, like Twilight or Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Gats would probably destroy them for calling him weak and as a result they would be proven the wrong that males aren't the weaker of the two in fact neither of the two are weak.
Now i wonder how this will go
Comedy encounter.
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He's probably dead I mean it's obvious that in Granny Smith doesn't care for males at least in this reality that is kind of like how Twilight's parents are twisted sick Fucks.
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There's also one that I think it's called for the love of metal it's basically a story where Spike finds out why Rarity has been shafting him she and Twilight have been in a secret relationship behind his back. And Spike just snaps at them ranting and raving about old Twilight you betrayed me I mean seriously you went for the woman that I was in love with behind my back now I want to have had a problem if you all just talked to me about it. When Blue Blood find him blue blood is the one who helps him through it by taking him to a metal concert Spike becomes inspired and wants to play metal music himself sadly the story hasn't been updated as of recently but it's really good though if I remember correctly Applejack is supportive of Spike and Big Mac getting out of town and starting a band especially after blue blood makes a big donation of money to Sweet Apple Acres that way they could hire helpers.
I never fought a three legged dragon before! Prepare to die!
Stop he's my dragon! and he only has two legs!
He's yours?
Yes! and I'll protect...
Mind if I barrow him for a might... I'll be real gentle like....
NO!
I'll pay gold bits ta rent his time....
Can I watch?
Stay away from his meat THAT's MINE!
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Wow....
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I think the word you're looking for is cop out. Magic can only go so far in the world. I mean the writer has to literally set the boundaries of what magic can do. Yet it sets limits on what they can write about but it's for the better to set boundaries is to try and say oh I can't use did get to play a deus ex machina to get this character out of trouble.
Really liking the developments with this chapter. Can't wait for more.
Plus... I think Rarity should follow that first prompting and listen to this silly thoughts. Just saying.
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I will get the popcorn
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*Holds up a tub of popcorn the size of a small house*
Way ahead of you. I prefer chips though so sorry if I am not sharing those.
*Munches on his own private dragon sized bag of barbecue spiced potato chips while sipping from a tower sized soda can market 'mystery soda'*