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This was everything I could ever dream of... and more!
I guess it's not just AJ's stand he can't stay away from. Sweet tooth confirmed.
They're just lucky they didn't ask for murder for money on the night of Discord's wedding!
Us guys can't all be ridiculously huge!
Thereby proving to everyone around them they're bisexual. Sorry men, that's not how any of this works! You do gay shit, you gay! And that's just how it is.
But are they as impressive as [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?
It's a fucked up place we've all been and have the embarrassing childhoods to prove it.
Star Hunter is redpilled on the brown eye, I see.
It's true. Even back when he was a foal I wanted to fuck his face! Now heave to, damn it!
No one and I mean no one takes union seniority more seriously than bats.
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Laughed my ass off when I read this the first time. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant!
Who else is imagining this in the gayest voice ever? I mean I knew I was going to be good, but this whole chapter was way funnier and self-aware (in the good way) than I could have ever dreamed!
The reactor is approaching meltdown! Fimfiction cannot handle this level of gay! Firesight, you madman! You're going to kill us all!
It's too much! It's.... ARGHHHHH!
"One-eyed Anaconda" Lyrics
(X3)
gay gay really gay
sissy gay sissy gay
gay gay really gay
sissy gay sissy gay
COCK AND BALLS!
COCK AND BALLS!
Forced to my knees
All I can eat
Forced to my knees
All I can eat
gay gay really gay
sissy gay sissy gay
gay gay really gay
sissy gay sissy gay
COCK AND BALLS!
COCK AND BALLS!
(intermission with two gyrating thestral stallions)
(X2)
Veddy veddy veddy much.
Ve love anus oh too much
Veddy veddy veddy much
Ve love anus oh too much!
(X2)
Veddy veddy veddy much. woo~! (we love anus)
Ve love anus oh too much (sooo muuuch)
Veddy veddy veddy much (we love anus)
Ve love anus oh too much! (sooo much)
COCK AND BALLS!
Okay, I think the comment section gets it. The lines just repeat from here. Moving on now.
Assuming you get a salty asshole instead of a bitter one.
That makes two of us!
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Nikola Tesla's favorite pony!
Butt is spelled with two T's, Thunderlane! You drop the T you get the D! Now pick it up!
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Whatever happened to sharing is caring? A real bro would be looking out, like Samwise Gamgee. You know that man is sharing something!
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Light up top and dark as you go down? Sounds like a Grey-Headed Flying Fox!
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We will capture the Holy Land! DEUS BUTT!
Star "A piping hot nut for every stallion butt" Hunter.
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An entry into your top three easily. What a chapter!
Edit 6/12/2019: This is the best comment I ever posted on Fimfiction.
This was a nice chapter and I liked the new names they have.
That was fun, can't wait for more fun! (Wonder how spike is doing? )
is this a Spike x Harem story or some random randomness ?
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It involves Spike x Harem, though that’s just one element of many here, and Spike’s harem is not the Mane 6. As for random, that depends on your definition. This is a story-driven corruption fic that involves the accidental creation and unleashing of a ‘Sexually Transmitted Curse’ on Nightmare Night which affects everyone it infects in different ways, transforming them into more predatory/nightmare versions of their former selves that seek to spread the curse to all they meet. I can’t really say more without spoiling it further, so I’d simply encourage you to read the first few chapters to get some idea of what’s going on. It’s well-written and you’ll see plenty of Spike-centered action a bit further in if that’s what you’re interested in.
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Thanks! I’m going to try to have another chapter ready in time for Xmas. How is Spike doing? Wait one more chapter to find out! We need to check in on Rarity first...
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Thanks! Have to say, trying to find an alternate name for Thunderlane initially gave me fits because he didn’t have an obvious one. I must’ve tried four different names before I settled on this one...
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It was unquestionably fun to write, too! So let’s see what you got here...
I like Soarin except for his voice (why did it have to be Mike Tyson-level squeaky?). He’s something of a casual coltfriend to AJ over in TLaTU...
Or end up with a horse head in their bed. Though I’m sure Discord would come up with a humorous variant on that as well...
Still, as far as Godfather spoofs went, nobody did it better than Al Bundy in Married with Children!
Nope. And in reality, being big comes with its own set of burdens. But fantasy means that reality doesn’t have to intrude.
My making him bi like me is just personal preference. What can I say? I like that big guy. He’s got a good look, he’s a Wonderbolt, and he’s a good big brother.
Now that is an Academy Award performance, right there. I’ve seen more acting range in a Star Wars prequel!
Well, their stats are a bit different. They deal damage to 26 damage to will and can only affect 1 target at once without a dragon dual-cock upgrade, but they offer +8 stamina and +16 penetration with a 100% of post-coital transformation after!
We all have secret desires and things in our past we don’t speak of, yes. That’s just part of being human... and a kid.
I imagine he took a few mares like that even before this!
He had a colt crush on TL and didn’t even know it!
It’s true. Luna learned that the hard way when her Night Guard unionized and demanded more fruit and burrito blankets or they wouldn’t patrol the dream realm anymore. Of course, most of it went to the union bosses...
He’s swallowing his tongue at that point to keep from saying it!
*takes a bow* why thank you!
That means I succeeded in writing it the way I wanted! For as many fits as it gave me at times, it really came together in the end. And yes, I could hear it in a gayishly effiminate voice quite easily. But it could it be as well-delivered as in Zorro: The Gay Blade?
The reactor is approaching meltdown! Fimfiction cannot handle this level of gay! Firesight, you madman! You're going to kill us all!
No, just convert. I’ve been infected by the curse too!
Red alert! GAY OVERLOAD!!!!
My friend, this was absolutely inspired. Of cours, now I can’t ever listen to that song again without thinking of those lyrics...
You know, I half-thought of striking this because of a potential squick factor, but decided to keep it and now I’m glad I did. As for the salty vs bitter debate, you already know where I stand!
Coming soon to the Silver Screen: Nightmare Night The Movie! Do you want extra butter on your popcorn, Michael?
At least until she was stolen by Thomas Edison...
That was one of the better jokes to come out of the comments on the google doc!
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Samwise Gamgee. The LotR Element of Loyalty.
Respects paid by Arnold himself! It was interesting how you loved this sequence and I think DB was a bit squicked by it.
Good point! But either way, I still want to wrap him in a blanket and give him a pacifier...
Instead of Deus Vult? The Crusades would have been much interesting this way!
Well, in another time and world, he became known as “Scud” Hunter... Actually, I played that game. C&C: Generals. It was fun.
Along with his best friend, Sultry “Open wide so I can stick my dick inside” Skies.
Cloud Tucker Carlson! Hey, I’d happily watch an hour of her. Think of the guests she’d have on and how she’d treat them!
Thanks! My first entry into the world of gay pony porn is an (a)rousing success!
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You accidentaly put the reply after the wrong name, you switched the 2 around. Which can happen when putting multiple replies in one comment. I also like to add that the intro was fun too and when everything in Ponyville is over Celestia would probably find it rather funny.
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Oops. Sorry. Fixed now. Glad to you know you liked the intro as well! Spitfire and the Wonderbolts may appear again later in the story; I haven’t decided just how or why yet.
Wheeew, well this went places, lol.
Nicely done Firesight, nicely done!
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Places where the sun don’t shine, yep. Thanks!
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I said it before and I’ll say it again--this is why you don’t resort to magic to solve every single problem, Starlight!
There’s acid rain, and then there’s this! Joke aside, there is a question of how she’ll ever live this all this down afterwards. Even though it’s not a bad end story, it’ll still be a hell of a thing. The wrap-up of this story will be interesting to say the least.
Thanks! Honestly, you struck me as being a bit squicked at times from your prereader comments on the google docs, either from the gay themes or the embedded fetish ones. Apologies for that--you need to remember this is a fetish corruption clopfic, not the more reality-grounded romantic comedies you favor--but as an apology and a reward for being such a trooper, the next chapter will involve the (re)emergence of a certain character you said earlier you wished to see.
Thanks for the update. We learn some fun here. Especially from the wonderbolts.
I just realized on thing. We need some mix sex. Meaning the timberponies ,with the vamponies, with the dragponies, and these threshals getting it on with each other. I'm wonder if any may change or hybrids develop.
Anyway, great chapter. I can't wait to see what is up with Rarity next.
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Upthumbed for suggesting thestrals getting it on.
and either due to that or the lack of Thunderlane, who was normally his wingpony, his reaction times were a fraction of a second slow for it.
Nor due to the the lack of Thunderlane, who was normally his wingpony. His reaction times were a fraction of a second slow for it.
and Misty Fly likewise got double-teamed like Lightning Streak and Silver Zoom,
and Misty Fly likewise got double-teamed by Lightning Streak and Silver Zoom,
dressed him down publically for it afterwards.
dressed him down publicly for it afterwards.
But one thing she’d learned over the years was Discord
But one thing she'd learned over the years was that Discord
Cursing his own overwhelming and completely irresistible arousal, each ever-more unlikely act he witnessed causing his own excitement to keep reaching new peaks.
Cursing his own overwhelming and completely irresistible arousal, each ever-more unlikely act he witnessed caused his own excitement to keep reaching new peaks.
A length and girth that on some level he desperately wanted for himself, realizing that even were he not bound to the cloud courtesy of Rainbow, or Shadowdash as she apparently now called herself, he couldn’t fly away given his completely rigid wings; the thought of his fellow stallions forcibly taking him somehow both terrifying and yet impossibly enticing to him.
A length and girth that on some level he desperately wanted for himself, realizing that even were he not bound to the cloud courtesy of Rainbow, or Shadowdash as she apparently now called herself, he couldn’t fly away given his completely rigid wings. The thought of his fellow stallions forcibly taking him was somehow both terrifying and yet impossibly enticing to him.