Real Mares of Genius.

by overlord-flinx

Mr. Sister Complex Hero Guy

Apple Acres and Sugar Cube Corners proudly presents, Real Mares of Genius...

Real Mares of Genius... another dude~~.

All at attention only for you, Mr. Sister Complex Hero Guy...

Mr. Sister Complex Hero Guy~~... Lordy!

We all salute to you, and why shouldn't we? You've got the winning girl, who if you were without your world would fall to pieces.

We ain't talkin' bout your honey~~~~!

You fawned over her and taught her from square one. Who cares if you never had a social life? At least she never did either.

Getting with the foal-sitter when the light's out~~~~!

But what does it matter? You won the best bride Equestria has ever seen.

Sister used as a bargaining chip~~~!

And in the end, it was you and your bride that saved the day from an army of shape-shifters.

What kind of power is heart~~~?!

So take a load off and drink one down with the boys, chief. You've earned it. You've walked down the path of matrimony, you'll be needing those drinks.

Mr. Sister Complex Hero Guy~~~! Rude...

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Now for an informative science lesson with Applejack...

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

That was an informative science lesson with Applejack....

Comments

[Derpy Fan 4eva]

yes. this one 'shined' like a dimond

[Derpy Fan 4eva]

I got first.

[bahatumay]

"What kind of power is heart?"
I have often wondered this!

[The Unknown Alias]

"What kind of power is heart~~~?!"
And somewhere in the distance, Ma-Ti suddenly glares at the sky.

[overlord-flinx]

724464 A fair theory.

[Supersheep64]

>starts reading
>starts reading using mental voice overs
>starts reading out loud until recieves funny looks from family

I love it.

[Scoot-is-Spy!]

Applejack goes Demoman there in the end ^.^

[infinite scratch]

Lol buy the man a drink!

[Bookworm24]

723508I knew someone was going to make that joke

[Caneighdian Jake]

723508 766390
I'm glad I wasn't the only one to have Captain Planet come to mind after reading that quote.

[Riku006]

What an informative science lesson.