Ms. Neurotic Overacheiver
Apple Acres and Sugar Cube Corners proudly presents, Real Mares of Genius...
Real Mares of Genius... chicka-cha~~.
Today, we raise am nonalcoholic one to you, Ms. Neurotic Overachiever.
Ms. Neurotic Overachiever~~~! Shhh~~.
Chill pills are for ponies with a problem, and you're not one of those ponies. At least that's what all your medical books and self-prognosis and examinations say.
She's as stable as a fault line~~~!
Exercise? Fitness? For you? Hah, what a crazy thought. The only muscle you need is your brain.
Can't even open the door without Spike's help~~~!
Besides, you're a student of a Princess. A. Princess. That's a big achievement. And only a mare like you knows about the importance of achievements.
Gamer score in everything is top percent~~~!
Let all those other ponies get sun and socialize. It's you reading books on "Radiation" and "Sociopaths" that will have the last laugh.
The irony is staggering~~~!
So take a load off and keep skimming away at those books, prude. Because when the world is coming to an end, you'll know you left nothing to regret.
Ms. Neurotic Overachiever~~~~! PWN~~~.
Now it's time for a life lesson with Fluttershy.
"The world is a very unsafe place. With sicknesses, injuries, murder, paper-cuts, combustion, shrapnel, fear, poison, drowning, lightning, ice, slapstick, fan-fictions, lawyers, sharks, dub-step, pitfalls, drive-by-shootings, roaring rapids, falling rocks, meteors, just to name a few... So good luck."
That was a life lesson with Fluttershy.
"And don't even get me started on flora."
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Aaah, you used my idea. I now instantly love you.
lol
my fav one so far
Short, sweet, and pretty hilarious. My nostalgia circuit is overloading.
So crack open an ice cold one my good writer, for without you this fandom would be without a hilarious story.
Enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsC3ni7A88M
Oh, Fluttershy....
Fluttershy, Y U NO mention "arrows to the knee?"
fluttershy...
tell me about flora!
I think the original Fluttershy quote is "And don't even get me started on FAUNA", not flora.
That is, if you're referencing "The Ticket Master" as I thought you were. Just... ignore me if that's not the case.
EDIT: Comment relevant for ending of Chapter 8.