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//  Ms. Neurotic Overacheiver 
// Story: Real Mares of Genius. 
// by overlord-flinx 
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Apple Acres and Sugar Cube Corners proudly presents, Real Mares of Genius...

Real Mares of Genius... chicka-cha~~.

Today, we raise am nonalcoholic one to you, Ms. Neurotic Overachiever.

Ms. Neurotic Overachiever~~~! Shhh~~.

Chill pills are for ponies with a problem, and you're not one of those ponies. At least that's what all your medical books and self-prognosis and examinations say.

She's as stable as a fault line~~~!

Exercise? Fitness? For you? Hah, what a crazy thought. The only muscle you need is your brain.

Can't even open the door without Spike's help~~~!

Besides, you're a student of a Princess. A. Princess. That's a big achievement. And only a mare like you knows about the importance of achievements.

Gamer score in everything is top percent~~~!

Let all those other ponies get sun and socialize. It's you reading books on "Radiation" and "Sociopaths" that will have the last laugh.

The irony is staggering~~~!

So take a load off and keep skimming away at those books, prude. Because when the world is coming to an end, you'll know you left nothing to regret.

Ms. Neurotic Overachiever~~~~! PWN~~~.



Now it's time for a life lesson with Fluttershy.

"The world is a very unsafe place. With sicknesses, injuries, murder, paper-cuts, combustion, shrapnel, fear, poison, drowning, lightning, ice, slapstick, fan-fictions, lawyers, sharks, dub-step, pitfalls, drive-by-shootings, roaring rapids, falling rocks, meteors, just to name a few... So good luck."

That was a life lesson with Fluttershy.

"And don't even get me started on flora."