Real Mares of Genius.

by overlord-flinx

Ms. Cliche Arachne Boss

Apple Acres and Sugar Cube Corners proudly presents, Real Mares of Genius...

Real Mares of Genius... pada-pa~~.

Hopefully we raise our glasses to you correctly, Ms. Cliche Arachne Boss.

Ms. Cliche Arachne Boss~~... shooow!

We mean no disrespect to you, oh royal one. But a woman of so many faces is hard to keep track of at times.

Too many face lifts to keep track of~~!

We fail to see a reason to why you would transform anyway. Beauty is only skin deep, and you're beautiful on the inside.

Strut your insides through your holes~~~!

Bug? Fairy? Spider? Who knows or cares. You're one of a kind.

Any RPG would say different~~!

Your plan for conquest of a single city was nearly flawless until your power source was turned on you.

Still don't know how heart is a power~~!

Now draw out some new attack plans and ready yourself for another round, queen of the creepy; your army is mighty... but only when they take on anything else's form.

Ms. Cliche Arachne Boss~~! Shamone!

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Now, time for a brief history lesson with Trixie...

"--And do not let anyone else say differently. The truth of the matter is that Trixie did indeed create the Elements of Harmony when she was bored."

This has been a brief history lesson with Trixie...

Comments

[Lemon Curry]

Still don't know how heart is a power~~!
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And as always, hilarious.

[Draven Eclipse]

Wow I just randomly found this in the updated section and spent the last few minutes laughing. You are doing a great job with these. You should totally do one for Derpy.

[Dracuaxis]

"Beauty is only skin deep, and you're beautiful on the inside."

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[JimboTex]

Still don't know how heart is a power~~!

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[infinite scratch]

"Still don't know how heart is a power~~!"

My answer to that is the last 4 minutes of this. HEART

[Verdigris]

A brief Python moment: "Lemon curry?"
And now we get to wait for the next vict--er, honoree. Yeah, that's it...

[Caneighdian Jake]

"Strut your insides through your holes~~~!" ... what the buck ... That's so nonsensical that its hilarious.

This series is pretty good! Just came across it and got hooked. Definately worth a thumbs up and a fav. Keep up the great work!

The bud commercial parodies are wonderful, but I most especially love the comedic endings after each one.

[Night Sky]

i've only looked at the chapter names and already i can name some of the ponies