Real Mares of Genius.

by overlord-flinx

Mr. Shadow-weaver Letdown Guy

Apple Acres and Sugar Cube Corners proudly presents, Real Mares of Genius...

Real Mares of Genius... shwa~~.

We've got a few spare minutes, so we give them to you, Mr. Shadow-weaver Letdown Guy...

Mr. Shadow-weaver Letdown Guy~~! Dis!

You can take over a kingdom, rule over ponies with an iron hoof, and do it all in relative easy.

Did that kingdom even have a militia ~~?

Those that first bested you only made you more powerful. They gave you omnipotent shadow control and an intangible body.

What could you do before that~~?

Nothing could stop you in a million years as long as you tuck that crystal heart away from the people.

Seriously~? Is heart categorized as a power~~?

And how smart you are. Placing the heart in an unsealed room on the top of the tower anybody could reach? Genius.

Thank Celestia there were no pegasi~~!

Until we meet again, stretch out and grab a frothy one, duke of the disappointment, we'll see you next time... And there'd better be a next time...

Mr. Shadow-weaver Letdown Guy~~~! Utinni!

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It's now time for a special word with Princess Celestia.

"...Praecipuus..."

That has been a special word with Princess Celestia.

Comments

[infinite scratch]

Actually heart is indeed a power...just ask the nostalgia critics version of mati

[overlord-flinx]

1608217 Technically no. His power comes from the ring that was crafted by Malicite's friend.

[Verbose Soubriquet]

If you think about it, hiding the heart atop the tower was actually a pretty good idea. As far as we know, the Crystal Ponies have no pegasi or unicorns, so they could not fly up there or use that dark magic to access it.
Seriously, Sombra deserves more credit.

[Phoenix Quill]

Awww you know what this means!?

NERD FIGHT!!!!!!!!

Seriously, you nailed sombra, right on the head.

[overlord-flinx]

1608495 Exactly. Sombra gambled on that NOBODY would go up to somewhere that was open to the air. Granted all of not all the Crystal Ponies are Earth bound... But it's still a pretty stupid place to put it. At least it would've made more sense for him to hide it under the throne in a chest.

[Ramenclaw]

Utinni! So was he banished to Tatooine?

[Verdigris]

1608261 Wait, does that mean it was a re-hash of a Sailor Moon plot-line?

[Clockwise Gear]

For those that care:
http://www.latinwordlist.com/latin-words/praecipuus-precipuus-23699091.htm

The Latin Phrase Praecipuus Precipuus has many meanings, mainly: excellent, distinguished, extraordinary.

The More You Know.