Apple Acres and Sugar Cube Corners proudly presents, Real Mares of Genius...
Real Mares of Genius... shwa~~.
We've got a few spare minutes, so we give them to you, Mr. Shadow-weaver Letdown Guy...
Mr. Shadow-weaver Letdown Guy~~! Dis!
You can take over a kingdom, rule over ponies with an iron hoof, and do it all in relative easy.
Did that kingdom even have a militia ~~?
Those that first bested you only made you more powerful. They gave you omnipotent shadow control and an intangible body.
What could you do before that~~?
Nothing could stop you in a million years as long as you tuck that crystal heart away from the people.
Seriously~? Is heart categorized as a power~~?
And how smart you are. Placing the heart in an unsealed room on the top of the tower anybody could reach? Genius.
Thank Celestia there were no pegasi~~!
Until we meet again, stretch out and grab a frothy one, duke of the disappointment, we'll see you next time... And there'd better be a next time...
Mr. Shadow-weaver Letdown Guy~~~! Utinni!
It's now time for a special word with Princess Celestia.
"...Praecipuus..."
That has been a special word with Princess Celestia.