//------------------------------// // Mr. Shadow-weaver Letdown Guy // Story: Real Mares of Genius. // by overlord-flinx //------------------------------// Apple Acres and Sugar Cube Corners proudly presents, Real Mares of Genius... Real Mares of Genius... shwa~~. We've got a few spare minutes, so we give them to you, Mr. Shadow-weaver Letdown Guy... Mr. Shadow-weaver Letdown Guy~~! Dis! You can take over a kingdom, rule over ponies with an iron hoof, and do it all in relative easy. Did that kingdom even have a militia ~~? Those that first bested you only made you more powerful. They gave you omnipotent shadow control and an intangible body. What could you do before that~~? Nothing could stop you in a million years as long as you tuck that crystal heart away from the people. Seriously~? Is heart categorized as a power~~? And how smart you are. Placing the heart in an unsealed room on the top of the tower anybody could reach? Genius. Thank Celestia there were no pegasi~~! Until we meet again, stretch out and grab a frothy one, duke of the disappointment, we'll see you next time... And there'd better be a next time... Mr. Shadow-weaver Letdown Guy~~~! Utinni! It's now time for a special word with Princess Celestia. "...Praecipuus..." That has been a special word with Princess Celestia.