//------------------------------// // Mr. Sister Complex Hero Guy // Story: Real Mares of Genius. // by overlord-flinx //------------------------------// Apple Acres and Sugar Cube Corners proudly presents, Real Mares of Genius... Real Mares of Genius... another dude~~. All at attention only for you, Mr. Sister Complex Hero Guy... Mr. Sister Complex Hero Guy~~... Lordy! We all salute to you, and why shouldn't we? You've got the winning girl, who if you were without your world would fall to pieces. We ain't talkin' bout your honey~~~~! You fawned over her and taught her from square one. Who cares if you never had a social life? At least she never did either. Getting with the foal-sitter when the light's out~~~~! But what does it matter? You won the best bride Equestria has ever seen. Sister used as a bargaining chip~~~! And in the end, it was you and your bride that saved the day from an army of shape-shifters. What kind of power is heart~~~?! So take a load off and drink one down with the boys, chief. You've earned it. You've walked down the path of matrimony, you'll be needing those drinks. Mr. Sister Complex Hero Guy~~~! Rude... Now for an informative science lesson with Applejack... KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! That was an informative science lesson with Applejack....