Anon could have chosen to live anywhere...ANYWHERE! But no. Anon decided to live with Twilight Frickin' Sparkle. This is a collection of short, dumb, silly stories about everything that could and would go wrong if Anon and Twilight lived together.
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Spike ruins everything
and
why?
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Because if the bacon splatters you may get hot grease in a very sensitive spot.
Ten outta ten
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The oil or grease or whatever will jump onto your skin, and you probably don't want that. Although that could be a fetish...hmm...
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Bacon grease burns, and it's hard to get it off of you before it can cause a little damage. It'll make you taste delicious though. And bacon, when cooking, spatters grease a lot. Bacon grease to the peen or taytays is very startling and painful. That's why you wear an apron for that part at least.
How come when I run down the street naked, nobody ever compliments my penis?
wtf spike!? thats not how you talk to other males!
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I know, right?
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That's why you cook bacon in the oven, you disgusting pleb.
Cooking bacon naked is reckless and stupid. It's also entertaining, and challenging. As a man, who had done this I only have one thing to say. Grease looses its heat quickly.
At this point, start looking at wearing fur. Pony fur.
Pencil... did you cook bacon naked?
Also, 10/10 on this chapter, lulz
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I did.
Twice.
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Oooo... ouch.
I've cooked fries with a clothes on... I still get burned D:
you know.... im imagining spike saying that in my head.. and my brain just keeps coming up with a 404 error.
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Meh, it's probably someone's fetish...
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Everything is someone's fetish.
"GORGEOUS GASH!"
Huh. Never heard that one before.
I weld, your hot grease means nothing to me.
Twilight’s reactions are the best lol
Is that how dragons go about their lives? Now that i think about it, dragons dont wear clothes either and they’re bipedal...
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Whhhyy no no
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A clothes? I've never heard of a clothes. Is it a new type of cloth that covers your entire body? Like a one-piece suit?
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