Anon could have chosen to live anywhere...ANYWHERE! But no. Anon decided to live with Twilight Frickin' Sparkle. This is a collection of short, dumb, silly stories about everything that could and would go wrong if Anon and Twilight lived together.
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Oh no, I’m gonna regret this.
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Oh, it’s food. That’s actually prett-
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oh
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How's that regret taste?
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Fresh
URK!!! OMG, Pencil! That's horrible!
Though, that's about as fresh a fish as you can get.
But, that's still disgusting! What sort of sick being would do that to an animal?! I think I'm gonna barf!
This might just be the cleanest chapter yet.
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Twilight. Twilight would do this.
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crying
Yes. Yes, she would!
Before I read this, I must know: Why would calling Twilight Sparkle a roommate be bad?
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How do you mean? I'm not sure I understand your question.
If you're referring to the description, it means that having Twilight Sparkle as a roommate is a bad plan. ('I made the mistake of calling him my friend' does not mean that saying to him "you're my friend" was a mistake. It means that being friends with him was a mistake) The stories explain why. XD
Ikizukuri
... Metal.
Also, possibly the least horrible thing Twilight has done, aside from the last chapter.
Twilight and Anon are both horrible, horrible pertains, but you manage to be worse. Congratulations Anonpencil, I hope you're proud of it
Ikizukuri. Not what I was expecting.
Coming from you I was expecting it to be a bit more messy yet part of a well balanced meal like a Portuguese Breakfast or something.
I would try this, but I would insist they ikejime the fish first to minimize suffering. Im not particularly averse to looking my dinner in the face. Or having my dinner be a face for that matter. Cheek is one of the tenderest cuts on most animals.
*proceeds to do exactly that*
Is that it? I expected better from you after reading this story, pencil. I mean, I'm pretty desensitized to things like Ikizukuri from...stuff...but the rest of this story was fun!
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What is a Portuguese Breakfast?
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Me n my brother were talking about stuff and during a conversation he mentioned how he saw video of a guy eating an animal's nuts saying it has a rubbery texture worse thing he did was cut one of the nuts in the middle started pulling them apart n it look like melted white cheese while he was doing it