Anon could have chosen to live anywhere...ANYWHERE! But no. Anon decided to live with Twilight Frickin' Sparkle. This is a collection of short, dumb, silly stories about everything that could and would go wrong if Anon and Twilight lived together.
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HAH!
man anon, you knew what was happening on 3. dont lie
Wait... what is th-
Ahhh there it is, I was starting to get worried
nice to see ure around. love ur story mate
I had a stint put into my dick some years ago after having kidney stone surgery (they went up my urethra to get the stone out) so nothing would close up that SHOULDN'T be closed, with a piece of string coming out of the tip that was tied to the end of the stint to allow the me (or a doctor) to pull it out when it was time. I got dared $100 to remove it myself; I did and made an easy C-note (and hey, they never said I couldn't use my hydrocodone pills before hand lol).
Though that was the oddest sensation when I removed it: It was like that 'never-ending handkerchief' magic trick... I kept pulling and pulling and pulling, and eventually that plastic tube came out nearly a foot and a half later lol.
;_;
My penis has retracted into my body much the way a turtle retreats into its shell.
Jesus why.
I cringed, I knew a guy with a cathoder, and let’s just say I made sure to be absent when he “needed” to get that out.
Too late. I already had brain surgery.