"You don't make sense," I told the book, glaring. It decided not to answer. I turned and made to walk away, before unconsciously turning back, grabbing up the book, and hugging it. "You might not make sense," I told the tome. Tom? Tom. "But you're alright, in my book."
I chuckled, briefly, before realizing I'd just made a pun.
I sighed. "Another quarter in the jar." I'd have enough for a new computer, at this rate.
Wait, there's a pun jar? i could make a joke here, but i just won't and will add a quarter anyway.
She stifled a grin. "Yeah, Purplesmart, beware the humans. Wait." She pointed at the screen. "If this is us, does it show, like, stuff?"
"What stuff?" I asked, blank-faced. "Like, how you lay your eggs for the brood mother? And wearing hats- very, very lewd. You'd think ponies were shameless. You'll be touching each others' elbows, next."
"You're yanking my tail," said Rainbow suspiciously.
"Relax," I assured her. "This is a show aimed at children. There's a hard limit. If the writers ever imagined what you got up to in the privacy of your own bedroom, or whatever, they sure as hell didn't show it."
"Good. Dash time is for Dashes only," said the pegasus.
Damn. A nice opener, and a Human in Equestria story (not really as of the first chapter at least), not only without the accursed Anon archetype but also an interesting, female main character who may just be the slightest bit off and have a , gasp, personality? Color me intrigued.
Definitely going to read this one. See you at the end (or wherever it is now).
I stared into the space where Twilight had been. I thought of Narnia, how at the end of the story everybody had to go home and just pretend nothing fantastic had ever happened to them.
What? You and I remember two very different Narnias. The Narnia I remember ended with everyone important dieing and going to heaven. Except Susan, because she became a non-believer off-screen, wasn't meeting anyone to talk about Narnia, and will probably end up in hell.
What Crazy Dan was, though, was odd. He was utterly obsessed with the occult. Not because he believed in it, mind- he just thought it was nifty. Seeing a tall, dark man dressed like an affluent hobo interviewing Wiccans was a sight for the ages. More than that, he was my best consultant for the short fantasy novellas I wrote and published, from time to time.
Oh...my...god...this story is amazing. It’s just, awesome. Like ping right now. I hope you make, like, unlimited sequels.....if it ever ends!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!! (your a beautiful writer......never stop.....)
Delightfully strange. Have a like. Post more soon and often.
I have no clue as to what's going on.
So god dammed confusing, i hope this gets ''better'' soon.
Confused as Hell.. but that never ever stopped me!....
...I feel like Twilight trying to figure Pinkie Pie's Pinkie sense...
Amusing thought
yeah like it was supposed to the other 200 or so times.
Wait, there's a pun jar? i could make a joke here, but i just won't and will add a quarter anyway.
i think the most ""personal"" the show got was
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please
This is so well written, leaves the reader in that sweet state of "I think i know what's going on, but don't"
Just found this and read the first chapter. I like where this is going!
Damn. A nice opener, and a Human in Equestria story (not really as of the first chapter at least), not only without the accursed Anon archetype but also an interesting, female main character who may just be the slightest bit off and have a , gasp, personality? Color me intrigued.
Definitely going to read this one. See you at the end (or wherever it is now).
Very much so, strange. I like.<3
Wow, only one chapter in and I'm already hooked...Normally takes two or three for me for that to happen.
7350381 Likewise.
Ah Seattle. Too crowded for my tastes. I like living in Olympia much better. Fewer people and better traffic.
Corrections offered without malice.
paid
scientist
days."
discreetly
Well, she is out her meds.
What? You and I remember two very different Narnias. The Narnia I remember ended with everyone important dieing and going to heaven. Except Susan, because she became a non-believer off-screen, wasn't meeting anyone to talk about Narnia, and will probably end up in hell.
Fun times, Narnia.
Harry Dresden... is that your good twin?
Why do you assume I'm the evil one?
Oh, this part makes way more sense now
obviously he never read the whole book series
It's sad how terrifyingly plausible that is.
In other news, I already like the protagonist.
Oh...my...god...this story is amazing. It’s just, awesome. Like ping right now. I hope you make, like, unlimited sequels.....if it ever ends!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!! (your a beautiful writer......never stop.....)
God, I miss Borders.
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