you knwo wthat t dont's you. my friends insight on this is just proper
"I feel disturbed and annoyed at this cliche porn fan-fiction that was written by a fucktard." other friend: "wat. wat is all I can say. wat. I bet that guy loveeeeeeeees skinning animals if hes into leather, so I dont think he should be around ponies. A tad innapropiate of him doing that. Because we know it's a guy. There's no such thing as a creepy woman." Another friend simply said this after a long conversation "my reaction is of disgust"
holy shitmorphing my friends are right The community here IS kinda stupid
either ways, what I'm trying to say that, despite this being extremely sick and unarousing, it can provide loads of laughter when combined with loud orchestra-battle music
Even Dead Space 2's OST works with this because this is simply terrifying
...so what you're supposed to derive from my comment is that I love you, but my friends seem to have some sort of grudge against sick people.
Twilight will find out what's going on eventually right? I mean, you're not going to leave her in the dark forever, are you? Because, Twilight getting involved would be the best thing, man. The. Best. Thing.
46301 Up next will most likely be Applejack. And yes, Rainbow Dash will be getting at least one chapter, though I'm not exactly sure when it will be. Might be the one after the AJ one.
46502 Well, thanks, though I'm not sure how I could have possibly derived that from your first post - it came off more as a personal attack. I hope you realize that this was intentionally written in a very tongue-in-cheek over-the-top way. I often found myself laughing at the cheesiness of sex scenes in clopfics, even the ones that were of a more serious nature, and one of the goals I had when I started writing this was to avoid getting too repetitive and serious. A litle cliché and cheesiness are hard to avoid, since erotic fiction is pretty much by its very nature rather cheesy.
46601 Let me just answer that by saying: Spike x Twilight is best ship.
46630 Not entirely sure what you mean by that, but I'll take it as a compliment. It's gonna go a lot farther.
46641 To repetitive? Piss piss piss piss piss. I like this story a lot. Please include less piss. It may be your thing, but halfway through reading this, my boner commited suicide. I am still mourning it's loss.
I didn't really feel like clopping right now, but I read this story just for fun anyways. I have to say that I was not disappointed, it is sexy but also hilarious. I actually laughed out loud when Spike needed to get up on a stepstool. I just hope my housemates don't ask me what I've been cackling about in here.
(P.S. As funny as this was, reading it in Garrison Keillor's voice made it ten times funnier. I recommend it.)
. “Wait. You have to pee, you say?” she said, as a thoughtful expression came across her face. “I read in a recent issue of Cosmoponytan that dragon urine is supposed to be good for one’s mane and complexion... and also very rare!”
“I came to ask if I could borrow Spike for a bit to assist me in hunting for gems.”
Is that what they're calling it these days?
In that case, I'm sure Spike will be more than happy to hunt for gems. He'll make like a pirate and find that booty and plunder the treasure! And he won't need any parrot on his shoulder because he's already 'cock-y' enough as it is!
When Rarity started to talk about pee... I came and started farting.
nice
I can sense that you like watersports
45890
Cool story, bro! (translation: I'm happy that you enjoyed my fic.)
45902
Thanks!
45936
No, gee, what gave it away?
*clop**clop**clop**clop**clop**clop**clop**clop**clop**clop**clop**clop*
You're such a sick motherfcuker
you knwo wthat t dont's you.
my friends insight on this is just proper
"I feel disturbed and annoyed at this cliche porn fan-fiction that was written by a fucktard."
other friend:
"wat. wat is all I can say. wat. I bet that guy loveeeeeeeees skinning animals if hes into leather, so I dont think he should be around ponies. A tad innapropiate of him doing that. Because we know it's a guy. There's no such thing as a creepy woman."
Another friend simply said this after a long conversation
"my reaction is of disgust"
autistic retard
45984
Do I smell a troll?
I would try to answer, but I'm not even sure what meaning to derive from most of your post.
45984
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John UMadden?
spike you pimp!
holy shitmorphing my friends are right
The community here IS kinda stupid
either ways, what I'm trying to say that, despite this being extremely sick and unarousing, it can provide loads of laughter when combined with loud orchestra-battle music
Even Dead Space 2's OST works with this because this is simply terrifying
...so what you're supposed to derive from my comment is that I love you, but my friends seem to have some sort of grudge against sick people.
46502
So, we are stupid because our interests are different from yours?
Twilight will find out what's going on eventually right? I mean, you're not going to leave her in the dark forever, are you? Because, Twilight getting involved would be the best thing, man. The. Best. Thing.
I can honestly state that this story has gone everywhere I expected, and far beyond.
46301
Up next will most likely be Applejack.
And yes, Rainbow Dash will be getting at least one chapter, though I'm not exactly sure when it will be.
Might be the one after the AJ one.
46502
Well, thanks, though I'm not sure how I could have possibly derived that from your first post - it came off more as a personal attack.
I hope you realize that this was intentionally written in a very tongue-in-cheek over-the-top way.
I often found myself laughing at the cheesiness of sex scenes in clopfics, even the ones that were of a more serious nature, and one of the goals I had when I started writing this was to avoid getting too repetitive and serious.
A litle cliché and cheesiness are hard to avoid, since erotic fiction is pretty much by its very nature rather cheesy.
46601
Let me just answer that by saying: Spike x Twilight is best ship.
46630
Not entirely sure what you mean by that, but I'll take it as a compliment.
It's gonna go a lot farther.
chapter 7 was the best MOAR RARITY!!!!!
I normally hate watersports with a burning passion, but this was decent.
More more more
"hard as Tom" Nice insert there :P
And to add,
"Rub my gems!"
For whatever reason, this is sexy. Really sexy.
i almost came... but i do not like Rarity so ill hold off for some nice tasting cowpony... i wonder if A.J tastes like apples?
46502 Why are you reading a clopfic with your friends?
46641 To repetitive? Piss piss piss piss piss. I like this story a lot. Please include less piss. It may be your thing, but halfway through reading this, my boner commited suicide. I am still mourning it's loss.
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MY EYES!
Anyways, this is one good fanfic. I should read this on my spare time.
Spike is gettin all da bitches
Spike is suck a pimp
"His penis almost made a 'boioioing' sound as it sprang to attention, hard as Tom."
- Oh sweet celestia...
45984
You, good sir, need to be high-fived.
In the face.
With a chair.
You are ruining the bronies' and pegasis' fun.
I didn't really feel like clopping right now, but I read this story just for fun anyways. I have to say that I was not disappointed, it is sexy but also hilarious. I actually laughed out loud when Spike needed to get up on a stepstool. I just hope my housemates don't ask me what I've been cackling about in here.
(P.S. As funny as this was, reading it in Garrison Keillor's voice made it ten times funnier. I recommend it.)
>> Monster_Under_The_Bed
You need a hug
Around the neck
With a rope.
did anypony get the james bond reference
. “Wait. You have to pee, you say?” she said, as a thoughtful expression came across her face. “I read in a recent issue of Cosmoponytan that dragon urine is supposed to be good for one’s mane and complexion... and also very rare!”
lmao how would they know that?
I bleached my black carpet. lol jk but good fic
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yes and im spike
Lol, How did they know that?
Read the whole fic so far, re-reading pretty good fic i must say.
45951
Is that what they're calling it these days?
In that case, I'm sure Spike will be more than happy to hunt for gems. He'll make like a pirate and find that booty and plunder the treasure! And he won't need any parrot on his shoulder because he's already 'cock-y' enough as it is!
good on you spike!