Cadance goes to Pinkie Pie looking for advice to spice up her love life. On an unrelated note, did you know rock farms have terrible sex ed? Cadance didn't.
“Love, not lust, not even passion. Just love,” Cadance hung her head, hoofing at the floorboards,
Let me get this straight: she's the Princess of the generic concept of emotional connection between two people. Huh. That's completely useless! I'll shelve my concerns about contrivances for the time being. Do go on!
Actually that was kind of always my interpretation. It's kind of like the power of "Heart": it sounds lame but it's actually overpowered in the hands of someone with some imagination and few morals... stupid morals. XP
7304439 I'm not sure who I'm more disappointed with. Me for writing that mistake in the first place, my proofreader for not noticing it, or the over 2,000 people who read this and didn't say anything!
7304459 Interesting tidbit: If you reply to someone on a different chapter than the one they commented on, it doesn't pop up in their notifications. I only spotted this comment because I just got done proofreading your second chapter.
7304515 I had no idea that's how it worked. I've just always responded from the main page of the story, so this is good to know. Also for the "suggestively suggested" wording: it was supposed to be painful. Thank you for the proofreads and sorry that you had to do so. -Calm
7304669 This is my story you will follow my rules here! Good thing what you're doing is within the rules. -Insane
Cheerilee buried her face into her hooves as as Pinkie skipped over to her desk and pulled the oversized lollipop out of her mouth.
One "as".
It took until Pinkie Pie had removed her rear stockings and was turning around to present herself to the class for Cheerilee’s brain to comprehend was was happening
I have a feeling auto-correct turned a "what" into a "was" here.
So maud basically doing the "funny dance with The Rock" in the field reminded me from when I studied Hinduism that in Hinduism there is a thing called a Shiva linga it is a rock that is naturally shaped in the form of a penis. Like as long as it's elongated and ovalish that's the shape of the Shiva linga also there is another rock that is called a yoni it represents the female vagina and is of the Goddess Shakti.
O geez we need to have a Cheerilee/Pinkie chapter and Cadence and Shining need to interrupt it. How was it going before the interruption? Who knows but it would be funny to find out.
7304886 Gosh darn it I thought I fixed that! I will kill the save button! -Insane
On an unrelated note: I will be writing at least one more chapter for this. Taking into acount how fast I normally write, expect it in no less than a month's time. -Calm
Not only getting someone to proofread the letters provides an opportunity to involve another type of character in this loop of shenanigans, but also provides enough ponies counting Cheerilee and Cadence to go around back and forth exploring more topics as Pinkie becomes more adept at Sex talk and Sex Ed.
7305170 Oh I said at least one more. Right now I only have an idea for one more chapter, possibly two if it's too long, but as long as I keep coming up with ideas I'll keep writing them.
I am really happy that I'm allergic to eclairs right now, but I will never be able to shake the disturbing images from my mind when I see somebody eating one
“Pinkie, there is no Yakyakistanian transfer student in my class. Our school doesn’t require uniforms. And you’re still far too old. My day is going to be hard enough as it is, please find somepony else to bother,” Cheerilee grumbled, pushing Pinkie out of the school house.
With that Cheerilee walked to the front of the classroom and addressed the class, “Before we begin todays lesson I need everypony who hasn’t already to turn in their signed permission slips.”
You need some transition between those two. I would assume Pinkie came in before the students for her initial attempt. Of course I could be wrong and you may have meant that they were mostly sitting there at the time.
A quick sniff of the air and Cheerilee knew that groans weren’t all that were arisen by Pinkie’s little display.
How good are horse's sense of smell? I don't think a human could smell that at more than arm's length. And even adolescent males probably aren't going to go to quite that point THAT easily, but I suppose that doesn't make a joke then. Then again, can't speak to the female side of things.
The last couple paragraphs are just... I don't even have the words. XP
On a related note, if I recall correctly, by the time my school actually taught sex ed, the only new thing I learned was how gross certain STDs look. Wasn't until 9th grade, for some weird reason. My dad had taken me to a privately run sex-ed class years earlier, which I think existed largely because of the weird way the schools had it set up.
7313538 I had totally missed those. There were only two instances that I felt needed to be changed, but that's two more than there should be. Thank you. -Calm
“No questions? Alright then I have a question for all of you. Does anypony have any guesses about any of the changes that happen?” Cheerilee asked. Pinkie’s hoof immediately shot up. Shit. “Any answer you give is right, we are just listing ideas after all.”
I think the paragraph would flow a lot better (especially in light of how the next paragraph begins) if you rearranged the sentences a bit. Like so:
“No questions? Alright then I have a question for all of you. Does anypony have any guesses about any of the changes that happen?” Cheerilee asked. “Any answer you give is right, we are just listing ideas after all.”
“Guten Tag misses teacher lady! I am new student from Yakyakistan. I am here to join your class today. Here is permission slip. Ya,” Pinkie Pie then put a piece of paper on Cheerilee’s desk.
Not bad. My only critic here?
I thought these are students, unless they were aged up...
Actually that was kind of always my interpretation. It's kind of like the power of "Heart": it sounds lame but it's actually overpowered in the hands of someone with some imagination and few morals... stupid morals. XP
That letter at the end...
This was oddly hilarious.
Ha. Awesome.
I died laughing so hard at this. I needed this in my life. Thank you.
7304439 I'm not sure who I'm more disappointed with. Me for writing that mistake in the first place, my proofreader for not noticing it, or the over 2,000 people who read this and didn't say anything!
Thank you for pointing it out though.
and
what was happening.
sped
our
gaze
Painful redundancy in word choice.
Your
7304459 Interesting tidbit: If you reply to someone on a different chapter than the one they commented on, it doesn't pop up in their notifications. I only spotted this comment because I just got done proofreading your second chapter.
More please! This was the best story! :D
Whatever! I do what I want!
7304515 I had no idea that's how it worked. I've just always responded from the main page of the story, so this is good to know. Also for the "suggestively suggested" wording: it was supposed to be painful. Thank you for the proofreads and sorry that you had to do so.
-Calm
7304669 This is my story you will follow my rules here! Good thing what you're doing is within the rules.
-Insane
This was hysterical, I want more!
Grammar,
One "as".
I have a feeling auto-correct turned a "what" into a "was" here.
~Leonzilla
So maud basically doing the "funny dance with The Rock" in the field reminded me from when I studied Hinduism that in Hinduism there is a thing called a Shiva linga it is a rock that is naturally shaped in the form of a penis. Like as long as it's elongated and ovalish that's the shape of the Shiva linga also there is another rock that is called a yoni it represents the female vagina and is of the Goddess Shakti.
O geez we need to have a Cheerilee/Pinkie chapter and Cadence and Shining need to interrupt it. How was it going before the interruption? Who knows but it would be funny to find out.
Who gave Pinkie 'The Talk', her sisters?
7304886 Gosh darn it I thought I fixed that! I will kill the save button!
-Insane
On an unrelated note: I will be writing at least one more chapter for this. Taking into acount how fast I normally write, expect it in no less than a month's time.
-Calm
7305067 You could do so much more tho.
Not only getting someone to proofread the letters provides an opportunity to involve another type of character in this loop of shenanigans, but also provides enough ponies counting Cheerilee and Cadence to go around back and forth exploring more topics as Pinkie becomes more adept at Sex talk and Sex Ed.
This has the potential to become a series.
~Leonzilla
7305170 Oh I said at least one more. Right now I only have an idea for one more chapter, possibly two if it's too long, but as long as I keep coming up with ideas I'll keep writing them.
I am really happy that I'm allergic to eclairs right now, but I will never be able to shake the disturbing images from my mind when I see somebody eating one
Wait, there's more!?
You need some transition between those two. I would assume Pinkie came in before the students for her initial attempt. Of course I could be wrong and you may have meant that they were mostly sitting there at the time.
How good are horse's sense of smell? I don't think a human could smell that at more than arm's length. And even adolescent males probably aren't going to go to quite that point THAT easily, but I suppose that doesn't make a joke then. Then again, can't speak to the female side of things.
The last couple paragraphs are just... I don't even have the words. XP
On a related note, if I recall correctly, by the time my school actually taught sex ed, the only new thing I learned was how gross certain STDs look. Wasn't until 9th grade, for some weird reason. My dad had taken me to a privately run sex-ed class years earlier, which I think existed largely because of the weird way the schools had it set up.
Might want to change all the mentions of hands to hoofs. Just use the find and replace tool if you use google docs.
7313538 I had totally missed those. There were only two instances that I felt needed to be changed, but that's two more than there should be. Thank you.
-Calm
Funny chapter.
I think the paragraph would flow a lot better (especially in light of how the next paragraph begins) if you rearranged the sentences a bit. Like so:
Yaks are German?
I don't get it, what does Cadance think happened?
P. S.
I want more. Badly.
7630177 Re-read the letter, but immagine Pinkie Pie is talking about sex.
-Calm
-Insane
7630439
I got that! I just don't get it, I don't know why. Maybe you could make another chapter based on what Cadance thinks happened. As if she were right.
I had to go back and read the letter again for a second to figure out what Cadence was upset about...
At least they're considerate...?