Sometimes we wish for something with all our heart. For Scootaloo she wished to have a dad. However she quickly realizes she got more than what she bargained for. a BioShock MLP crossover.
Would You Kindly? Would You Kindly? Would You Kindly? Would You Kindly? Would You Kindly? Would You Kindly? Would You Kindly? Would You Kindly? Would You Kindly?
Would You Kindly?(everyone is doing it, so what the hell.) I thought those words only worked on Jack. Unless that sentence ends with not die, then I don't see what those words will do to help. I also hope he gets that drill fixed. What plasmids does he have by the way?
5499073 I think the point that is being made is Alpha may be a sort of proto-jack, its an effect of the lutece effect when you travel to another reality, or both even. Meaning he can most likely be fixed and survive without the suit.
5499088 maybe it is some sort of fail safe only one or two people know of? Or this was some sort of pre Jack experiment to see how the programming effects them, and as soon as they become useless they were made Big Daddy's ^^.
5500080 It is a super spoiler. as vaguely as I can put it, in the first game of BioShock you are given objectives to complete by a man named Atlas. He gives you all those missions with he phrase "Would You Kindly?". You later learn in the game that the phrase "Would You Kindly?" Is a hypnotic suggestion that your character Jack has been given.
5500122 It actually only applies to Jack in the game. I do not know why it affects the Alpha, possibly he was one of the test subjects due to the fact of being an Alpha. http://bioshock.wikia.com/wiki/Jack
5500182 Most likely so. It's best to test on disposable peons, and they were having troubles getting the original Big Daddies to follow the Little Sisters. the W-Y-K was likely their first real success with this, simply putting in 'Would You Kindly keep the Little Sister safe. Would You Kindly serve the Little Sister. Would You Kindly kill anything that tries to harm the Little Sisters.' and so on.
Still, there's more ways to go about this. After all, just because he's ordered to obey doesn't mean he's ordered to be stupid... Or... Actually, he might've been.
Uhm...
Yeah, thinking over the possibilities involved with the W-Y-K...
I'm going to stop, before I give away more reveals by accident, I tend to do that when I shotgun ideas out.
The assassin has overcome myfinal line of defense, and now he plans to murder me. In the end what separates aman from a slave?Money? Power?No, a man chooses, and a slave obeys! You think you have memories. A farm; a family. An airplane. A crash. A n d t h e n t h i s p l a c e .
Was there really a family? Did that airplane crash, or, was it hijacked? Forced down, forced down by something less than a man, something bred to sleepwalk through life unless activated by a simple phrase, spoken by their kindly master. Come in. Stop, WOULD YOU KINDLY?Would you kindly, powerful phrase. Familiar phrase? Sit, would you kindly?Stand, would you kindly? Run! S t o p ! T u r n . Was a man sent to kill, or a slave?
5514023 And on that note I may now owe you a drink... But with my body being withered away I do not think it make sense to do any of the sort... So I shall wait for the next chapter
I've always wondered just what would happen if Atlas said the phrase and didn't mean it, like he gets mad and says "would you kindly go *blank* yourself? Wait, don't do that!!!!"
And that is how you mess up an entire comments section with such a simple, powerful, familiar phrase. Now. Would you kindly stop. Thank you, despite the fact its been years.
Would You Kindly?
5498985 Would You Kindly?
5499014 Would You Kindly?
5499014 Would You Kindly?
(is this the fimfic 'poke'?)
5499029 Would You Kindly?
5499032 Would You Kindly?
Would you kindly? Such a powerful phrase. Best not let it fall into the wrong now should we?
Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman.
Would You Kindly?(everyone is doing it, so what the hell.) I thought those words only worked on Jack. Unless that sentence ends with not die, then I don't see what those words will do to help. I also hope he gets that drill fixed. What plasmids does he have by the way?
5499073
I think the point that is being made is Alpha may be a sort of proto-jack, its an effect of the lutece effect when you travel to another reality, or both even. Meaning he can most likely be fixed and survive without the suit.
5499073 electric bolt, incinerate, telekinesis
who is the one loser that gave this story a down vote ;
5499090
Chapter 7 = Edited
Rarity! Would you kindly refrain from saying "would you kindly"?!
...
...Ah crap, now I said would you kindly! AH! Oh no, I said it again!
"Said what again?"
Would you kindly!...CRAP!
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Would you kindly not die on us!
Now that weird.
5499088 maybe it is some sort of fail safe only one or two people know of? Or this was some sort of pre Jack experiment to see how the programming effects them, and as soon as they become useless they were made Big Daddy's ^^.
Umm...could someone explain the significance here for someone who's never played the Bioshock games?
5500080 It is a super spoiler. as vaguely as I can put it, in the first game of BioShock you are given objectives to complete by a man named Atlas. He gives you all those missions with he phrase "Would You Kindly?". You later learn in the game that the phrase "Would You Kindly?" Is a hypnotic suggestion that your character Jack has been given.
5500102
Ah, I see.
So that's the situation here, then? Whenever someone says that, Alpha has to obey?
Oh dear. He'll never escape being Rarity's dress up doll.
Oh dear! Given he's the strong, silent type and considerate of others once given reason to...Rarity's going to end up Scootaloo's Mom!
5500122 It actually only applies to Jack in the game. I do not know why it affects the Alpha, possibly he was one of the test subjects due to the fact of being an Alpha. http://bioshock.wikia.com/wiki/Jack
5500182
Most likely so. It's best to test on disposable peons, and they were having troubles getting the original Big Daddies to follow the Little Sisters. the W-Y-K was likely their first real success with this, simply putting in 'Would You Kindly keep the Little Sister safe. Would You Kindly serve the Little Sister. Would You Kindly kill anything that tries to harm the Little Sisters.' and so on.
5500406 exactly. Though you did spoil the reveal.
~Frank Fontaine
5500474
whups, sorry.
Still, there's more ways to go about this. After all, just because he's ordered to obey doesn't mean he's ordered to be stupid...
Or...
Actually, he might've been.
Uhm...
Yeah, thinking over the possibilities involved with the W-Y-K...
I'm going to stop, before I give away more reveals by accident, I tend to do that when I shotgun ideas out.
Would You Kindly?
The assassin has overcome my final line of defense, and now he plans to murder me. In the end what separates a man from a slave? Money? Power? No, a man chooses, and a slave obeys! You think you have memories. A farm; a family. An airplane. A crash. A n d t h e n t h i s p l a c e .
Was there really a family? Did that airplane crash, or, was it hijacked? Forced down, forced down by something less than a man, something bred to sleepwalk through life unless activated by a simple phrase, spoken by their kindly master. Come in. Stop, WOULD YOU KINDLY? Would you kindly, powerful phrase. Familiar phrase? Sit, would you kindly? Stand, would you kindly? Run! S t o p ! T u r n . Was a man sent to kill, or a slave?
KILL!
A man chooses!
A slave obeys!
-Ryan’s speech, Bioshock
YOU UPSET ME GREATLY! I WANTED TO READ MORE!
5513256 I'm planning on updating in the next 12 hours don't worry
5513279 Hmmmmmmmm...... Your words please me.... I am insane right now so don't take anything I say to seriously
5513925 we are all mad here
5514023 And on that note I may now owe you a drink... But with my body being withered away I do not think it make sense to do any of the sort... So I shall wait for the next chapter
I've always wondered just what would happen if Atlas said the phrase and didn't mean it, like he gets mad and says "would you kindly go *blank* yourself? Wait, don't do that!!!!"
Would you kindly?
NO! NO MORE! PLEASE HAVE MERCY!
No...
How about NO!
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(Months later)
Would you kindly?
And that is how you mess up an entire comments section with such a simple, powerful, familiar phrase. Now. Would you kindly stop. Thank you, despite the fact its been years.
Would you kindly?