Nightmare Moon sat on her bed, thankful that the Pink menace was secured. Tomorrow evening the conquest of Equestria begins!
<Moonie, you have forced me to do this. You forced me to bring out the big gun. Pinkie, you ready?>
<Rightie oh!> 'Oh no she can be free, much less in my head!?'
<Okay Pinkie, follow my lead.> Selene began to sing.
<This is the song that doesn't end, it goes on and on my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what is was
and they continue singing it forever just because.
It is the song that doesn't end..> At this point the Pink Menace joined in and the two of them continued repeating the lyrics. Without thinking Nightmare tried to block her ears but, of course, it did not help, as the song was being sung in her head.
<And it goes on and on my friend...> Nightmare began trying various spells, any spell that might shut them up.
<It is the song that doesn't end....>
They. Didn't. Work.
<Some people, started singing it not knowing what it was...> Nightmare's eye twitched, and her mane was frazzled. Everything she tried failed and they kept singing! She had but one recourse left. She began charging her magic...
<And they'll continue singing it forever just because..>
Once all of her magic was charged up, Nightmare released.
<It is the song that doesn't end....>
From Canterlot everypony saw an enormous mushroom cloud destroy a mountain and some thought they heard somepony say.
“Finally it stopped.....”
* * * * * *
“And that's how me and Selenie saved Equestria from the second return of Black Snooty.” The elderly pink mare finished her story to a trio of fillies. Said fillies sat there wide eyed.
“But Granny Pinkie, how did you get free?” One filly asked.
“Ah the young and their innocence.” The fillies look behind them and saw Princess Luna.
“PRINCESS LUNA!”
“Hello fillies.” The trio hugged the alicorn and she nuzzled them back.
“What are you doing here princess?” One filly asked.
“Getting ready for Nightmare Night and visiting my friend Twilight Sparkle.” Luna enjoyed spending time with fillies and adored Nightmare Night despite it's name. However, for the past few decades it has been different for her.
<You know after all these years I still haven't figured out how she not only got out of there before Nightmare blew but got me stuck in your head?> Selene commented.
'I thought you knew better then to question Pinkie?'
<Why do you think I haven't spent the time to ask her.> Luna and Selene's relationship was a strange one. They share the same body now and can both control it but Selene allows Luna to have control most of the time but there are times where Luna is just not in the mood and allows Selene to take over. This relationship has been very entertaining at times. In particular Luna allows Selene to have control on Nightmare Night since they are usually in Nightmare form and Luna still enjoys the night even if she takes a 'back seat' as Selene calls it. While Twilight's last attempt failed to get Selene a new body neither mare is in a hurry. For now Luna never needs to fear being alone again.
YES! Yay! Woohoo!
I know of two similar, "Think Pink! or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Parties," and "How I Learned to Stop Being Harmonious and Learned to Love Chaos." I haven't read the former, but I do like the latter.
5238091 those aren't it.
if i was in Selene's position that is the song i would sing
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
...Why can I picture selene showing NMM the true purpose of the internet while NMM is performing a villenous monologe, and causing her to get a suprise wingboner...?
5238131 SHE DID
Nice Dr. Strangelove.
5238150 I KNOW THAT
5238152 DING, we have a Winner. You get a
5238148 even worse, If MLP existed in Selene's original Universe and showing some of the 'art' on NMM
Hmm, this site needs an evil laugh emote. Perfect for when you plans come to fruition.
5238171 and you KNOW the emote has to be NMM
Dawwww Luna never alone.
I would have gone for Tobuscus' Nugget in a Biscuit.
Chickeeeen...
Nugget.
Biscuit.
Nugget in a biscuit.
Nugget.
Biscuit.
Nugget in a biscuit.
Nugget.
Biscuit.
Nugget in a biscuit.
Dip it all in mashed potatoe!
i love it it is fabulos
5238148
how about that team fortress 2 surpirse buttsex?
5234498 Wait, does that me-
OWOWOWOWOW I'M SORRY I'M SORRY! SOMEONE ELSE TELEPORTED ME HERE I'M SORRY! AHHHH!!!
...he'll be fine.
You sure? He seemed a bit... you know.
He's fine, everything's fine.
You su-
It's fine, it's all fine...
..I am disappointed.
He only used ONE meme. There were SO MANY YOU COULD USE..but you only chose one..
(But srsly, this is awesome)
Oh Darky, your favorite fourth-wall breaker is here!
No. NO GODDAMMIT NO-- *crashing sounds*
Hee hee, it's fun to mess with my creations once in a while.
"Once in a while," huh? Seems like you're doing it every time this story updates.
...sh-shut up.
loving it!!!
5240964 one word of advice. Don't eat her cake.
5240981 The only reason this chapter exists is because of the comments of using THAT song.
5241185 thought you would
5241855 I would have used this. I can almost see her screaming in pain and confusion.
5242502 NO. Not at all funny. Song that doesn't end funny.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT CAN'T BE OVER!!!!!
THERE MUST BE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
please?
5245612 there is, this is a BONUS Chapter.
5245810
really?
5245849 yes the ONLY reason this chapter exists is the comments on how to annoy NMM. So there is more. and if you noticed it doesn't say complete for the story.
5245904 cool.
5245904
You gave them a song on how to annoy ME!
Not you....well, technically yes, but-
You're not making me feel any better, dear.
*Sigh* Hey, I tried.
5254383
I like this and hope some elements become canon (like maybe the shared control thing)
I don't suppose you'd like me to edit away some grammar errors (including but not limited to a run-on sentence and I think a few subject-verb disagreements)? No? Too bad, because I did anyway! So nice fimfiction lets you download chapters...
5254434
Great....now she's angry.
*Screaming in background*
Good thing she's my wife, otherwise I myself would be angry.
5254484 sneaks you a Pinkie
5254490
She my wife! Besides, she does this whenever someone goes out and says she's still evil. I mean, I didn't spend 1000 years reforming her, right?
*Sight*
I f you really must know, see Nightrise.
5254507 I sent you A Pinkie not THE Pinkie, so she has something to kill other than you.
5254534
She's calmed down.
While the song is catchy, I wouldn't want to hear it repeat over and over....who is Seline, anyway?
Yeah....kinda came and went STRAIGHT to the bonus chapter without reading anything else.
5254733 Go back and read.
5254757
It's 10:12 Pm, otherwise I would. Besides, I just got thunderstruck with an idea for a name for a story, and the basis of the plot to boot!
5254766 well read at some point.
5254781
I will.
Can't believe somepony else has the nerve to be me.
Well, it is a fandom.
*Death Stares*
5254823 Moonie, Consider it a complament. Out of all the villians only Discord beats you with Chryssy a close third.
5255110
Who would want to be Discord?!
That is....mildly disturbing. Yeah, who WOULD want to be Discord? Chrysalis I understand, but Discord?
5255183 out of favorite villains Discord can be near the top with Moonie second and Chryssy third. as villian you wnat to be Moonie hands down with Chryssy second.
5255253
Because I'm prettiest pony.
In my opinion, though Celestia, Luna and Cadence might disagree.
5255273 it's the teeth
5255282
What about my teeth....
*I take cover behind a plexiglass shield.*
5255301 let's just say i hate to try to kiss you, but hey at least you can have bacon.
5255307
You shouldn't have said that.
*Casts shadow lightening on you and sends the Nightmare Guard and Shadowbolts after you.*