It was all according to plan: sweep the fair Rarity off her hooves and have a Hearts and Hooves Day they'd never forget...
but everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked she reveals she already has plans!
The day gets worse for the young drake, as he loses a bet that will surely shame him for life... or will it? Join Spike, as his drag persona, "Barb", terrorizes Ponyville with her bad attitude and crude behavior in order to turn said bet on its fragile noggin!
T for language and sexy, sexy dragons. Well, just the one dragon, really... but he's still pretty sexy.
Why all the downvotes?
I found this story rather funny.