The Whole Tooth

by Silver Wrench

Chapter 1

Authors Note: I wrote this story the I day I had a bad tooth pulled, the day after Easter. So this story is brought on by the pain in the gap in my jaw, slowly fading away Novocain and later Hydrocodone I was taking for said pain. I had to later edited the story because ... well it did not make any sense when I had re-read it.
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I just came back from a emergency tooth pulling, the pain I endured all weekend was unbearable. Even drinking water hurts.
But finally the broken and rotten tooth is out and I can recover. My face is visibly swollen on the left side with drool dripping pass my still numb lips. I sat by my computer and wait for my steam games to update. I think come on Gary's Mod and Team Fortress 2.

"Umm are you feeling okay" said a tiny voice coming from the Writer's desk.

I looked around for the phantom voice. "Who said that", I exclaim. My words are muffled and distorted from the gauze in my mouth and the Novocain that have yet to wear off.

"Umm, its just me Fluttershy" said the yellow plastic McDonalds Happy meal toy.
"I wanted to see if you are feeling better, if that okay by you I mean..." Yes I own a MLP Happy Meal toy.

"Wait, did you just talk" I said.

"O' course we can talk Sugar Cube" spoke the smaller orange and yellow grab bag pony who stood next to the McDonald's Fluttershy".

I looked at the Apple Jack figure, did a double take and said "Oh great I am now talking to plastic toys now".
I know I didn't opp for the laughing gas, as my insurance didn't cover that or that is what I understood from the oral surgeon.

"Darn tootin you are" spoke Apple Jack. "It's kinda rude to ignore the pony talkin' to ya".
"Although I can recon talkin' toys can appear odd to some folks". Especially if that person is 31 years old and under the influence of pain medication.

At the other side of my desk I spot a Rarity McDonalds toy, and a grab bag Rainbow Dash. In my mind she didn't look like Rarity, the mane and tail color is off and there is only 1 gem instead of 3 for the cutie mark. The Toy appears more like a adult Sweety Bell than Rarity.

"Darling you really must straight up this room later" spoke the plastic white unicorn.

"Rarity I am sure he get around to is as soon as he's feeling better" said Apple Jack.
Yes my room is a mess. There are clothing everywhere, Seimtsu arcade push buttons from my last mod of my Mad Catz TE-s arcade stick are sitting in a zip lock bag near my computer desk, and my trash cans are overflowing with empty mountain dew bottles.

The Toys have yet to move, I only notice the voices coming from there respective directions. Maybe I am going insane?

"At least he is not wussing out or anything" spoke the plastic cyan pegus with a rainbow colored mane.

I replied with "Well I did called out work, and asked my sister to pick up my prescription of loratab".

"Well you should call out, no pony expects another to do their job under these conditions" replied Rainbow Dash.
"Take it easy I don't want to see you hurt, if you do not mind" spoke Fluttershy.
"Lora-what, what is that stuff" spoke Apple Jack.
Rarity replied " I think its medication darling, something for that horrible unbearable pain he must be feeling".

"Thank you for your concerns" I said. Sorry for over reaching back there.

"Oh Shucks, you handin' things better than when Big Mac had a sore tooth" said Apple Jack.
"For a big tough guy, he can act mighty grumpy when he isn't feelin' very well". I think I feel mighty grumpy,

I looked back at Apple Jack, I am familiar with the cast and characters from the TV show, but I don't have a Big Mac Figurine. Yea Apple Jack has a brother Big Mac, but does these figurines have knowledge of the occurrences of there cartoon counterparts? I ignored the logic or lack of it figuring I do not want to know the explanation. All I care about in my current state is I get my meds soon.

"So what are we going to do now" spoke Fluttershy in a soft voice. Then Fluttershy's plastic form turned around to look at my computer screen. "May I ask, what are you writing spoke Fluttershy". "What the, did the plastic toy moved?" would be the logical response, but in my half dazed stupor I did not care.

"Read for your selves" I said.

The four ponies read the still progress short story for fimfiction.net up to this point right here. This actual story.

"Why would you write down what we are saying" said Rainbow Dash in somewhat a confused tone of voice.
Rarity replied "oh darling all writers write from what they know, and the best stories are often stories that are true.
Or you think are true but being imagined by someone who is not quite them selves.

"Umm, Sliver Wrench, Pinkie asked if you are going to finish your Discord - Q Story any time soon" spoke Fluttershy.
"She said something about wanting to meet Klingons". Authors Note; this is an unfinished story I thinking of deleting now.
"I will get around to it when inspiration hits me" I said. Complete Lie
"Wait how does Pinkie know about my other story?"

"Pinky said she been watching over Bronie's stories ever since Cupcakes" said Fluttershy not having a cute what Pinkie meant by bronies of cupcakes. It is best for Fluttershy that she never knows, and no one tells Fluttershy about shead.mov please.

At the mention of CUPCAKES, Rainbow Dash shook, as she was chasing away a bad though or memory.
Rainbow Dash's voice trembled as she said "Best not to look into it, you not like what you see”. I figured you find it disturbing Rainbow Dash.

Rarity spoke up " Darling you really should get an editor or proof reader, you grammar can use some .... work". As Rarity tried to critique my writing without being too harsh.
"Wait you really wrote that comment in?" "Oh Never mind, you look tired take a nap it will refresh you".

I guess I just tie up the story here, no one going to believe this actually happen any ways. Authors Note: This never actually happened. Yes it did.

At this point the author walked over to his bed and fell asleep.

Somewhere else a Pink mare with fizzy mane looks over her computer. "C'mon finish up your story" the mare said. As she enter's Sliver Wrench's account.

Oh Hello I am Pinkie Pie, you can call me Pinkie, or Pinkie Pie, you can even call me Diane which is my middle name but do not call me Pinamena, because I do not like that okay. Any ways it looks like Sliver Wrench is not going to finish his story, so I going to finish it for him. His story ends with the writer getting better and become really good friends with this other ponies. Well Silver Wrench isn't a pony, well he is in Lt Bubbles' Story Seven Ponies, Seven Trials, Seven Loves but that is sort of different. And if you are asking how I am typing with hooves, my reply is how you type with fingers. But any ways Silver Wrench is cool because of him I meet Winnie the Pooh, and Piglet and Eyore. And he became friends with my friends and with me and started to feel better and everypony lived happy ever after the end.
Did Pinkamena Diane Pie hacked into my Fim Fic account?

As I woke up, I saw for some reason the additional Pink text, not just color change tags to make the text pink, but the text is pink even in the editor. I looked around the room, and my HD TV is on and my PS3 is on, apparently someone been plying BlazBlue Continuum Shift.

I asked "what happened", not expecting a response as I though the whole conversation with the ponies was imaginary.
That is when Apple Jack spoke up "Oh Suga cube Pinkie decided to visit you". "You were asleep and she couldn't wake ya so she used that thing over there". "My PlayStation 3, Pinkie who isn't in my room now was playing on my PlayStation 3"?
"Yeah, your video game thingy".

Fluttershy added "so many violent games, not enough happy ones". I looked though my PS3 game library, I see what Fluttershy meant. Mortal Kombat, Super Street Fighter IV, Metal Gear Solid 4, the God of War HD Collection, the list goes on. I did see how Fluttershy find these disturbing.
Rainbow Dash spoke up in my defense "what are you talking about these are all cool games, yeah they are kinda violent but it is pretend, imaginary". “If I was not at this moment an inch tall, I would be playing these games myself". “It is like playing pirates as a filly, it is just for fun”. “Fluttershy looked like although she did not agree, she did accept that answer. C’mon Fluttershy it is not like actual ponies got hurt or anything.
At the moment I failed to notice how Pinkie Pie actually got in my house and used myself.

Well I walked in silly, thats how. I was also browsed though your netflix, I booked marked Dr Who, that guy resembles somepony I know. He even had the same blue T.A.R.D.I.S. that the Doctor who lived in Ponyville had. I should tell Twilight that that pony laughed at her for time travel when he himself uses a time machine.

That is when I heard my toilet flushed and a moment later walked into my room a pink pony with a darker red pink frizzy mane, comes to about waist height. Hell kind of drugs I am on.

"Pinkie?!" I screamed. As the Pony that stood before me was not a toy, or some cardboard cutout or even a displaced cartoon character but an actual Pink Pony.
“Well I wanted to see if you are okay” said Pinkie. “Look I brought Chocolate pudding”.
As I looked up Pinkie brought to me one of the chocolate snack pack puddings I had in my pantry in my kitchen. “I hope you did not mind, I made myself some lunch, you didn’t have any hay or daises so I made PB and J sandwiches”. “Also that hay bacon tasted weird”.

I said coldly “Pinkie that was not HAY BACON, it was PORK BACON”. I never saw anyone’s (or any pony’s) face actually turn that shade of green as Pinkie Rushed back out of my bed room, into what I hope is the bathroom with the toilet and I hear the sound of puking”.

Apple Jack looked up and said “Pork, what is pork”?
I said “AJ, pork means pig meat; I think Pinkie ate some pig”.

Rarity acted like the issue didn’t matter, or she was trying to avoid the whole issue altogether. Surprisingly Fluttershy kind of shrugged her shoulders.

Apple jack said “Fluttershy you are not disturbed that humans eat pigs”.
Fluttershy said in a calm tone “ummm not really, I do take care of all kinds of animals including carnivorous or predator animals”. “Many do eat other animals to sustain themselves, like hawks, eagles, dogs, snakes and so on”. “Umm you don’t actually want to know the ingredients of Wynona’s dog food”. "I know humans eat pigs, cows, chickens, fish but not ponies".

Apple Jack though about it “well ponies do drink milk and eat eggs which does come from animals, I recon animal flesh is natural for critters that eat that sort of thing”.
The toilet flushes, and I hear the sink is turned on. I assume Pinkie is cleaning herself up now. I cannot help to think responsible for Pinkie, for she is an [not invited] guess in my house. Meanny. Hey you didn't ask Pinkie.

"So umm Pinkie, how did you get into my world" I had to ask.
Pinkie who is using my mint Listerine to get the last bits of puke and bacon flavor out of her mouth.
Went back to spit out the mouth wash. Pinkie exclaimed "Minty"!

"Hey Pinkie when I get better I will make it up too you, promise" I told Pinkie.

Pinkie replied "Pinkie Promise"?

I Replied "cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye".

All 5 ponies gave me a odd look as the hear the human version of the 'Pinkie Promise".

"I like my version better, cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye" recited Pinkie.

Oh you better make it up to me mister, that was disgusting and nasty. I am almost tempted not to throw you a party when you come visit Ponyville. I wonder is this is how Trixie feels like all the time.

Comments

[501st Party Brigade]

I'M MOTHERFUDGING SLAGAR THE CRUEL!
LORD OF CAPS LOCKS!
SORROW OF WATERSHIP DOWN!
KING OF TOURS!
EATER OF FRIED ICECREAM AND ARCH DUKE OF SOME KNOWN COUNTRY IN AFRICA!
AND I CLAIM.....
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[negativezero]

this story is brilliant, it's like one big drug trip, surreal, odd, creative and just plain imaginative good job

[Silver Wrench]

546903
Thanks, and it only cost me a broken decade tooth, and $67 Co-pay and $7 for generic Loratab.
Truth is I did have a tooth pulled, and wrote the bulk of this story right after coming from the procedure.

[BlackStatic]

546808
Nice Redwall reference, but was all of that really necessary?

As for the story; I like the concept. But like Rarity said, some spelling and grammar could be improved.

[501st Party Brigade]

546987
First post must always be overkill
and i agree the concept is interesting i await your next chapter

[negativezero]

546956

so while you were still on the painkillers you thought the story up?

[IraqLobstah]

Que?

[Lieutenant Bubbles]

LMFAO, I remember this. I never thought you'd actually written it. And if pinkie had come over, why didn't you call me. I would have been there in a flash man.

Btw, a moustache for the shameless plug of my story!!!

[twilightsparkleisbestpony]

ha! pinkie and the bacon. also, Rarity was right. grammar dude also, Fluttershy does not approve of your video games. bad Silver Wrench made her cry.

[Relevant Heavy Metal]

Cornucopia - Black Sabbath

[Silver Wrench]

546994
As the story suggested, I was right after the procedure , novacaine is still in effect and I didn't have my prescription yet.
But yes I wrote the 1st chapter right after getting a tooth pulled, it was ether play on TF2 (with was still updating) play Sykrim or go on Fim Fic, I decided to go on Fim Fic and that story was writen.

547260
You know this could be the next chapter.

547313
Fluttershy had no issue with Lumines Supernova, Little Big Planet and strangely Disgaea 3.
Apparently Fluttershy is a fan of anime.

[nonameguy0010]

Wow... first off. I cried while reading this. For some reason, no matter how much you wash your hands after handling ghost pepper sauce, it is still a bad idea to touch your eyes afterwards. aagghhh the painnn!!!

Second, after getting your tooth pulled, did anything happen that caused you to write this? Like were you hearing voices and since you were a bit dazed did you assume they came from the ponies? That would be awesome.

Third, only one tooth pulled and you were in pain? Pfffttttt I had to get 4 wisdom teeth surgically removed. Apparently I was the first patient of this dentist's to not get put under for the procedure in like 20 years. Hurray? I am wayyy too paranoid to let them fuck with my mouth when I am not conscious; I also didn't let them use laughing gas on me, that stuff is weird as hell. It was rather fun to listen to them breaking the wisdom teeth so they could remove them and when they cut around the teeth, huge amounts of blood ran down my throat. It was, well... interesting. Some cupcakes level shit happened that day, lol.

So is this going to be continued? The story says it is incomplete but the way you ended this chapter made it feel like a wrap-up thing for a one-shot. Still a great story though, it was rather funny.

[Silver Wrench]

548599
Oh I was not in horrible unspeakable agony afterwards but I did really felt out of it. The real pain was before the tooth got pulled.
Having a broken and rotten tooth festering in there threatening infection isn't fun.

Also I did get 3 wisdom teeth and a impacted molar removed about 12 years ago so I do understand how it felt.

No I was not under any real influence of drugs or anything when I wrote it, call it a creative bug bit at the oddest time and I just ran with it.
I was debating writing a 2nd chapter, hence why it was marked unfinished.

[nonameguy0010]

555724 yeh... rotting teeth doesnt sound fun.
As for the second chapter, I don't know if this story would need it. While it would be cool to have a second chapter, adding any more to the story might ruin the awesome first chapter. If you decide to make a second chapter, you should probably send it to a few people to begin with and ask what they think you should do after reading it. You know what I'm saying?

[Silver Wrench]

555789
Well I never (in my mind) actually ended the story I kinda ended where I did abruptly.
I have no idea what to do with a 2nd chapter. I can always just do a different 1 shot story that connected to this story.

[Menoshe]

So.... you wrote this.....while hallucinating.....

Dear god, what happens next?

[nonameguy0010]

555946 Yah I'd write it as a different one shot

[Silver Wrench]

556764
Not hallucinating, just got a crazy idea while looking at my actual MLP figures and the idea stuck.
As I said before I got a idea and ran with it, I only submit it recently after I cleaned up much of the story,

[Solarius Shield]

lol take this you earned it

[Pfudorappuls]

I'm seeing my Eevee doll move now... but when I look directly at it, It's right back where it usually is. What has this story done to me?

[Prince Leviathan]

I thought of something similar a few weeks ago, except it was going to be about them talking to the narrator during the story in a Okami-san and her Seven Companion type of way.

Oh and funny story btw!