So, Trixie learned her stuff outside of Equestria? That would actually explain a lot about her attitude. She might be a descendant of one of the tribes that managed to get out of Equestria before the Sisters could 'silence' them. I have to say though:
He certainly didn't think less of ponies not so well endowed as himself, or even the ones like Filthy Rich and Caramel whom equine biology had seen fit to play a cruel prank upon.
So, was Mac's thoughts on penis size and their relative benefits popping up because Trixie's been trying to get a hold of it, or does he just tend to ruminate on his junk when he's not otherwise distracted?
Also, I very much enjoyed the dispute in political histories between Trixie and Twilight (with Apple Bloom as a proxy). Say what you will about her ego and sociopathic tendencies, Trixie knows what's up Hang in there, filly! You already got to first base! Mac'll come around!
Great chapter overall. I'm pretty sure even if Trixie's right about history, it's just lucky guessing and cynicism. I do approve of her finally coming up with a solid plan; if you want to court Mr. Family stallion, get in good with the little sister he dotes on. I hope she tries to butter up Grannie Smith next.
I must say I liked the segment in the middle, with the whole 'Pirate's kidnapped you but it was only a dream' thing. I sincerely hope to see more of this in the near future.
Big Mac has deep thoughts about things. Things between his legs.
I spat soda over my keyboard at Mac's...musings.
Well then.
Big Mac has a Big Mac.
And it seems Trixie's insane ramblings may unwittingly have a grain of truth in them.
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Pirate Gumdrop?
So, Trixie learned her stuff outside of Equestria? That would actually explain a lot about her attitude. She might be a descendant of one of the tribes that managed to get out of Equestria before the Sisters could 'silence' them.
I have to say though:
This was F****D UP!!
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Idea taken from here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/31925/duel-nature
Oh dear, hope this doesn't turn all serious and courtly intrigue-y...
I mean, that seems pretty unlikely given the candid monologue about dicks, but still.
So, was Mac's thoughts on penis size and their relative benefits popping up because Trixie's been trying to get a hold of it, or does he just tend to ruminate on his junk when he's not otherwise distracted?
Also, I very much enjoyed the dispute in political histories between Trixie and Twilight (with Apple Bloom as a proxy). Say what you will about her ego and sociopathic tendencies, Trixie knows what's up
Hang in there, filly! You already got to first base! Mac'll come around!
5176960 Guys normally think about their penises like that.
4552065 I have given you more.
Ich habe Sie mehr gegeben!
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It seems I've spent abnormally little time thinking about my genitals, then.
I mean, I've always SUSPECTED, but...
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Great chapter overall. I'm pretty sure even if Trixie's right about history, it's just lucky guessing and cynicism. I do approve of her finally coming up with a solid plan; if you want to court Mr. Family stallion, get in good with the little sister he dotes on. I hope she tries to butter up Grannie Smith next.
Dun Dun Dun.
I must say I liked the segment in the middle, with the whole 'Pirate's kidnapped you but it was only a dream' thing.
I sincerely hope to see more of this in the near future.
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I was laughing really hard at this. This is fun.
That final fucking part knocked the wind out of me, holy shit.