4190582 You have just earned a fave and a like and a follow, though not in that order. And now if youll excuse me I have to go wipe the spooge and tears off my face. Ta-Ta
4190844 I suppose it would depend on your perspective of sensible. I would think the answer here would be no myself. But a good number of people always seem to think fascism and dictatorships are the "new sensible" thingmso I guess I could be wrong. I freakin' hope not though.
Besides who ever thought governments were sensible? That would ruin all of the fun if they were! Or make it better for everyone. Sometimes I get those two confused.
4191484 The way I see it, "Bag Man" has just been so worn down by everything that's happened to him in his life since his arrival, the encounter with Cadance being the straw that broke the camel's back, that by the time of the BJ scene he's just like "You know what? I just don't fucking care anymore. At least this is something being offered to me, as opposed to being demanded of me."
4192181 In general I have found Bj's more enjoyable than pussy, and I am male and straight, different strokes -har har- for different folks. It is probably due to the fact that i have a tongue fetish and that I have never had intercourse without a condom ( and probably never will until I am married...those STD' slides from 8th grade put the fear of god into me).
Also being good at intercourse is all about rhythm, and tends to necessitate a more athletic constitution, basically this is where "dancers are great lays" comes from... it is absolutelbutly true... but unfortunately the kinds of girls who have the bodies necessary to be great at intercourse tend to be the " hot" ones who don't put much effort in learning how to be good in bed.
Dat update doh!
Keep up the good (and expedient!) work.
I know how to fix this! SpongeBob! Slam a door in his face!
This must be 11 different kinds of illegal and an abuse of power.
4190565
>implying Cadance gives a shit.
>implying Cadance needs to give a shit.
4190582 Apparently lesbians and straight stallions are extinct too.
4190602
>Implying everyone isn't gay/straight for George
4190605 Touche.
There are no words.
4190625
Harikana kanara sejie?
4190627 No, not even those.
......My God! May Discord have mercy on his soul.
Oh to have his problem heh heh. I would die happy........from snu snu
Can she do that?
4190716
I guess so since she just did.
Good god what the hell am I reading
Laawwwl that courier is so fuckin' lucky, just getting carried around like a fuckin- toy!
4190736 I'm just saying, is that legal in any sensible form of government?
4190844
Fuck no.
4190534 Your profile picture is strangely relevant.
4190727 Wrong face....?
4190582 You have just earned a fave and a like and a follow, though not in that order. And now if youll excuse me I have to go wipe the spooge and tears off my face. Ta-Ta
4190844
I suppose it would depend on your perspective of sensible. I would think the answer here would be no myself. But a good number of people always seem to think fascism and dictatorships are the "new sensible" thingmso I guess I could be wrong. I freakin' hope not though.
Besides who ever thought governments were sensible? That would ruin all of the fun if they were! Or make it better for everyone. Sometimes I get those two confused.
This fic in a nutshell
Nopony is immune, all are bucked.
So wierd, so stupid and so much fun!!!
4190792 I think all the ponies are decended from princess molestia.
4188625
What?
You have intrigued me with what you said there, seemingly good being!
i want to know what happened when he met celestia, luna and the mane 6 with his bag off
The only thing I didn't like so far was the blowjob. I don't like those things.
I also noticed 2, maybe 3 errors, but I forgot them and can't be bothered to go looking for them again.
4190582 4190605
>using meme arrows outside of 4chan
shiggydiggydoo
like number 300! congrats
4191052 You don't like blowjobs?!
What the hell is wrong with you?!?!
this is Great. Now if only he wasn't a dick about it
Wow, this is hilarious. I can't wait to see where this is going!
4191484 The ponies just want to fuck his face, not his dick, at least that's what I've gotten from it so far.
Pleasure for them, not for him type deal.
Looking forward to more.
Keep up the good work.
Poor Shining...hang in there man!
4191105 the fuck is that from?
At this point you might wanna add it to the Comedic Clop folder.
Ew, that sounds too gross for this awesome fic.
Why doesn't he like fucking pussy? Shouldn't he like pussy more than oral?
4191484
The way I see it, "Bag Man" has just been so worn down by everything that's happened to him in his life since his arrival, the encounter with Cadance being the straw that broke the camel's back, that by the time of the BJ scene he's just like "You know what? I just don't fucking care anymore. At least this is something being offered to me, as opposed to being demanded of me."
4191863 team america
WHAT THE FUCK, I JUST, WHAT
WAT
*explosion*
-ZOMBIFIES- NEED MORE MUST GET MORE
Before I read this I thought it was going to be based on an alien from futrama
4192250
Exactly. It's a power thing.
It's the difference of: I'm in control having sex with someone.
As opposed to: I'm being forced into this by a group of people.
It's also the idea of: I'm having pleasure, without having to provide anything.
4192181 In general I have found Bj's more enjoyable than pussy, and I am male and straight, different strokes -har har- for different folks. It is probably due to the fact that i have a tongue fetish and that I have never had intercourse without a condom ( and probably never will until I am married...those STD' slides from 8th grade put the fear of god into me).
Also being good at intercourse is all about rhythm, and tends to necessitate a more athletic constitution, basically this is where "dancers are great lays" comes from... it is absolutelbutly true... but unfortunately the kinds of girls who have the bodies necessary to be great at intercourse tend to be the " hot" ones who don't put much effort in learning how to be good in bed.
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"I have everything except my pride."
I...I don't...I can't...WHAT?!