The MoonPie Conspiracy (Part 4 Of Pinkie and Luna)
Sorry that this particular chapter took so long everypony, anypony who's been to a convention knows how it is getting back to real life. I hope you all enjoy chapter... holy crap I wrote 10 chapters!
After their exodus from the fresh slice of awkward that they left behind just outside of Dodge Junction, Pinkie and Luna were unable to find anypony else who was still awake at that late hour, so they took shelter in what appeared to be an abandoned boat-house that was sitting next to a creek. The slightly dilapidated structure wasn’t exactly a palace befitting of a princess, but it would do to keep the pair dry from the storm that was brewing overhead.
“I do not remember a thunderstorm being scheduled for this evening.” Luna remarked as she looked out the foggy glass window as the rain began to pitter patter upon the roof.
“Maybe it was a last minute change.” Pinkie said as she pointed her horn at a pile of broken wood and boxes that laid in the corner.
“I do not think so, unless my eyes deceive me it is only raining over this domicile. Perhaps the weather manager for this sector is inexperienced and this cloud has separated itself from a larger cell of adverse weather.” Luna observed as she pointed out to the creek, which she could see it was not raining into.
“Oh shoot, that’s not what I wanted!” Pinkie said in an annoyed tone as she looked at an enormous cube of gelatin that sat where the pile of refuse once sat.
“I told you Pinkie, thou must clear thy mind completely and focus singularly on what you want in order to transmute an object.” Luna said in a kind instructive manner.
“I can’t help it I smelled whipped cream right before we left the house and that always makes me think of this great jelly dessert Mrs Cake makes.” Pinkie explained as she poked the cube and it jiggled.
“Allow me to assist you.” Luna said and held her hoof over Pinkie’s and smiled reassuringly.
Luna had taken notice that whenever she was directly instructing Pinkie, especially when holding hooves with her, that she performed far better. She couldn’t help but ponder whether this was due to her power still being magically linked to her, or if Pinkie was simply far more confident in their use when she was close. Pinkie closed her eyes and focused as hard as she could and the horn began to glow once more. Luna whispered little reassuring praises and stroked her hoof as she watched, and felt pride swell up inside her breast as she watched her ‘student’ work. The gelatin cube glowed bright white and began to change shape, and as it did Luna began to praise Pinkie more and more, making the bubbly pink pony smile from ear to ear. When she had finished casting the spell, before them sat a queen sized bed with two pillows, and a comforter that bore Luna’s cutie-mark upon it.
“Didst thou mean to emblazon my mark upon the bed?” Luna asked with a coy smile.
“I uhhh well you were talking while I was doing it so I thought of you too.” Pinkie replied nervously, her pink coat hiding a blush, but her new wings flared up and betrayed her.
“Thy wings tell a different tale.” Luna said as she hopped up on the bed.
“You’re talking all old timey, Princess, maybe you have some feelings you want to share too?” Pinkie asked, trying to deflect.
“Perhaps I do” Luna answered as she fluttered her eyes a bit.
“Wheeeee!!” Pinkie squealed then hopped on the bed sending Luna flying into the air and the two began to bounce on the bed together.
The two fell back on the bed, and stared deep into each others eyes, still giggling a little bit as Luna scooched up close to Pinkie, and the two shared a warm embrace. Pinkie had filled the princess with such wondrous feelings of carefree joy and ecstasy, the likes of which she hadn’t experienced since before she took on her duties of raising and lowering the moon. Luna was overcome by these intense feelings, she closed her eyes slowly, then leaned in close, and kissed Pinkie. Pinkie was caught off guard, she had been hinting in her own way that she had been interested, but she had no idea if she had gotten through until she felt Luna’s lips upon her own. The two of them blushed brightly as their tongues pushed past their thresholds into each others muzzles. Their hooves explored all over one another’s bodies and they kissed deeply and passionately, only ever breaking it to come up for air. Luna then rolled over so Pinkie was on her back, and gave her a very lustful look to which Pinkie simply smiled.
“This is my kind of party.” Pinkie whispered as she leaned up to nuzzle Luna’s neck.
“Thou hast such a marvelous definition of one.” She replied then leaned down and licked Pinkie’s horn.
The windows of the boathouse glowed with brilliant light and a sharp moan from within caused a flock of birds to take flight. Meanwhile a short flight away in Ponyville, Twilight Sparkle was boarding up the windows to her library, and had already placed a bookshelf against the front door. Her mane was frizzed out and her eye had a slight twitch to it as she attempted to secure her abode as best as she could. The previous day’s peculiar celestial events combined with Princess Celestia’s lack of communication had put Twilight on the edge of going a bit crazy. This was compounded by the fact that she could not seem to find any of her friends. She had only been able to find Applebloom and Big Macintosh at Sweet Apple Acres and neither of them had any idea where their sister had gotten to. The story was the same for Fluttershy and Rarity, the Carousel Boutique was closed, and aside from her animals Fluttershy’s cottage was abandoned. As if to put icing on the cake of Twilight’s paranoia Pinkie Pie had also mysteriously vanished after going out on a delivery. She came to the conclusion that her friends had been captured by some force that didn’t want the Elements of Harmony used against them. Once she had every door and window barred, and her magical force-field up she spent the rest of the night studying Equestrian history trying to discover what evil might be making its play. After another strenuous, although this time far more normal, changing of the celestial bodies, Pinkie and Luna set off once more towards Ponyville.
“That was much better this time Pinkie, the sun and moon only spun around twice before thou slowed them down.” Luna complimented her as they walked down the path.
“Yeah, hopefully next time they need changed you’ll be the one doing it though.” Pinkie said with a smile as she finally managed to catch her breath.
“Indeed, how much longer until we reach Ponyville, and why did thou put that ridiculous outfit back on?” Luna asked, hoping they were not far off.
“At least another full day if we walk the whole way, and because i wanted pockets, duh. Why are you still wearing yours?” Pinkie replied as she batted at a stray bit of her mane that had fallen into her field of vision, then gave Luna a sly glance.
“Unacceptable, we must find a quicker mode of transport, and thou knowest I cannot remove it!” Luna exclaimed as she stamped her hoof down upon the ground.
“We could try flying again.” Pinkie suggested, changing the subject from their attire.
“No, you are capable on your own, but with a passenger you are far more unstable.” Luna replied, then nuzzled Pinkie gently.
“Perhaps if we were to use the train. Yes, the solution to our problem is the same conveyance that got us into this predicament.” Luna said triumphantly as a lit light-bulb appeared above her head.
“I’m getting good at this!” Pinkie said with a giggle as she pointed to the freshly conjured light-bulb.
Luna rolled her eyes, amused at Pinkie’s conjuration, and the two made off toward the tracks. For once luck was on their side and the two of them jumped into an open boxcar of a passing train that was headed for Ponyville. A few short hours later the two jumped off just outside of Ponyville and made their way into town. Ponyville was a ghost town with the streets of town completely empty in an almost eerie sort of way. The two made their way to the library as quickly as they could, and slammed face first into Twilight’s protective spell. Twilight looked out the window only briefly enough to see a pink alicorn at her door and she immediately lowered her protective spell and pulled the two of them inside without giving them a second glance.
“Cadence,it’s so good to see you things have been absolutely cra- wait a minute! How do I know it’s you? Sunshine Sunshine, Lady bug’s awake, clap your hooves and give a little shake!” Twilight cried and went through all the motions to her little dance, ending with Twilight shaking her plot right in Pinkie and Luna’s face.
“Oh my, sister was right, her assets are quite pleasing to the eye.” Luna commented.
“Uhmmm Twilight I appreciate the dance, but we don’t have time for a sexy party right now!” Pinkie exclaimed, and they watched Twilight’s eye begin to twitch.
“Well of course you’re not Cadence, you’re Pinkie Pie and she’s Lun...wait a second P..Pinkie Pie? An alicorn? In Lederhosen? Luna an Earth Pony? Is that dominatrix gear? Why? This can’t..No...no...that’s...impossible...ludicrous...Discord? Show yourself! Only you would do this!” Twilight raved, and the two of them watched her with a concerned look as she shouted into the air about Discord one moment, and Changelings the next.
“Wow...Uhm...Twilight, have you been watching those conspiracy theory shows again?” Pinkie asked, waiting for Twilight to break out the tinfoil hats.
“No...well a little...I watched a series that said that the illumineighti secretly runs Equestria, and had Celestia replaced with an evil lizard queen from outer space, and that pretty soon they’ll all herd us into camps and make us work as slaves to the state! It’s true!” Twilight raved as she paced back and forth in front of them.
“Uhh Twilight? Equestria to Twilight, we have a serious problem here.” Pinkie said as she shook and slapped Twilight out of her delusional state.
“Right, I have some preparations to make, you two wait right there!” Twilight said and rushed deep into the bowels of the library.
Pinkie and Luna cautiously followed Twilight into the depths of the library, and watched perplexed as she rushed all around. She was turning dials and flicking switches frantically and had a sheet over something placed upon a suspended table that she was rushing all around. They watched as she put on a lab coat and goggles as she made her final checks. She then pulled on the chains with her magic, and the table began to rise up through the ceiling of the chamber and up towards the top of the library. Pinkie and Luna gave each other a concerned look and couldn’t help but wonder what might be on the table under the sheet. Before they could climb down to ask her, a bolt of lightning struck the raised table and it slowly began to creak back down to the floor of the basement laboratory. The two cautiously approached Twilight, who was now quietly raving to herself as she trembled while looking down at the sheet.
“I saw the signs, an eclipse! The sun and moon spun around and around in the sky! It had to have been something! No Celestia, no Luna...my friends are gone...it must have been them!” Twilight whispered to herself as if she were afraid someone would overhear her.
“Do..do we even want to know what you have under the sheet? A..and where’s Spike?” Pinkie asked, looking worried at the lump under the now charred sheet.
“They said I was crazy! That it couldn’t be done! Well who’s laughing now when I have created the perfect grilled cheese sandwich!” Twilight then cried, and pulled the sheet off revealing a perfectly toasted grilled cheese which she then started eating while Pinkie and Luna sat there staring in disbelief.
After she finished her sandwich Twilight seemed to calm down a bit more, not quite back to normal but she was no longer insanely ranting to herself. She then calmly trotted back up to the library and pulled out three books and started reading them all at once looking for a solution to Pinkie and Luna’s predicament.
“You gonna explain that whole rant Twilight? Or are we just gonna forget it ever happened like that time I had a tea party with a bag of flour?” Pinkie asked as she approached Twilight from behind.
“Thou hadst a tea party with a bag of flour?!” Luna asked with a look of ‘what have I gotten myself into?’ on her face.
“Long complicated story I’ll tell you next time we have some pillow time.” Pinkie replied with a smile that somehow put Luna at ease.
“So how exactly did this happen?” Twilight asked and turned just in time to catch the two of them nuzzling each other.
“Twas a teleportation mishap Twilight.” Luna answered nervously as she caught the look Twilight was giving them.
“ And just why were you two trying to teleport anyways? Not trying to run away to your love nest or something, were you?” Twilight asked, a slight hint of annoyance in her voice, irrationally feeling like Pinkie had rejected her and gone for Luna somehow.
“Oh Twilight, don’t be that way, I like you, really, it’s just that we weren’t meant to be that way, and you should see this thing Luna does with her hoof...but that doesn’t matter! Celestia had organized it all!” Pinkie tried to explain.
“Oh that’s just crazy!” Twilight replied.
“Oh it does feel crazy, but that’s not the point!” Pinkie said as her wings pomfed out.
“No, I meant that Celestia is hooking everypony up, that’s just insane.” Twilight said with an annoyed groan as she turned to the two.
“And space lizards and the illumineighti is more believable, right?” Pinkie retorted.
“Tis true Twilight Sparkle I have seen it myself.” Luna said with conviction.
“Ugghh...fine, say she is, say that the reason she’s locked herself away and stopped talking to EVERYPONY is to hook everypony up...What are we going to do?” Twilight asked, still only half believing what they were saying.
“First, you need to recombobulate us!” Pinkie said as she flailed her hooves around.
“Right, I’ll ‘recombobulate’ the two of you, now hold still.” Twilight said, putting air quotes around ‘recombobulate’ as she said it.
Twilight chanted the mystical incantation and closed her eyes as she pointed her horn between the two of them and the whole room was bathed in a similar brilliant light to that which was produced when they were discombobulated. With a loud pop the light slowly diminished and the two were back in their own bodies, their outfits laying upon the floor, and Twilight sprawled out on the floor, completely exhausted.
“Huzzah we have been made whole!” Luna declared as she flapped her wings and spun around.
“I’m back to normal too! This calls for a party!” Pinkie cried and pulled out her party cannon and slammed her hoof against it coating the room in confetti as she started dancing around with the Princess.
Meanwhile in the palace in Canterlot in the private chambers of Princess Celestia a secret candlelit rendezvous was underway. The bookcase slid back revealing a room with a leather bed and a white coated pony firmly strapped down to it. The figure struggled and writhed against the bonds as Celestia stepped into the secret room.
“Oh stop struggling, those bonds were designed to bind a goddess.” Celestia snorted.
“You know my plans are coming together so wonderfully, having you here is just icing upon the cake.” She continued. as she caressed the bare cheek of the bound pony.
“Maybe once this is all over I’ll keep you around for my more perverse needs, or maybe not.” She said with a chuckle as she left the room and sealed it behind her.
Would really like to know how you all feel about so much Pinkie Luna in this, I love writing both of them and would love a little more feedback on how you all are feeling about it.
Thank you to all of you who have favorited and watched and liked you all really help to keep me motivated to keep this going, things are going to be coming to a head soon and I think you all are going to like it a lot. Special thanks to my cowriter my prereaders and my very special somepony as always love you hun ^.^.
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new chapter!
WEWT WEWT! NEW CHAPTA!
More MoonPie!
Also who does Celestia have tied down? And whatever shall she do with this poor poor... oh so lucky pony? 
I'm surprised at the fact that I'm surprised at the fact that Twilight didn't believe that Celestia was playing mad matchmaker.
Also, tinfoil hats!
Needs moar insane Twilight.
Leather?!
The way i see it either Trollestia or Molestia locked Celestia up to spread sexyness/troll everyone.
NOOOOO!!!!1 I've caught up with the last chapter
That's horrible.
anyways, Luna is my favorite pony. So I'm happy she's been getting so much time in this.
(They need a Luna face 
)
and with that, please keep up the amazing work. I'm definitley following this fic. It makes me happy =3
'What's new in this chapter?'
Let's see... Luna and Pinkie Pie are a couple, Twilight went 'off the deep end', and the story takes a slightly dark twist, all in less than 3,000 words. Great job!
New achievement earned: first 10th chapter in a story.
once she runs out of ponies, is she going to start matching gryphons....wait, she already did that, didn't she....(zebraXgriphon)
are you going to do chrysalis at any point? or are you just going to ignore a creature that feeds off love, that celestia could set up with almost anypony?
Was it Rarity that Celestia, well, kidnapped?
Great story btw. Love the Trollestia logic!
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Also,
“They said I was crazy! That it couldn’t be done! Well who’s laughing now when I have created the perfect grilled cheese sandwich!” Twilight then cried, and pulled the sheet off revealing a perfectly toasted grilled cheese which she then started eating while Pinkie and Luna sat there staring in disbelief.
". . . . . ."
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"I hope you all enjoy chapter... holy crap I wrote 10 chapters!" Yay milestones
! Ten going and more to come, keep it up, Sky! 
For your information the Pinkie Luna stuff is going great! I never thought I'd like that ship, but by golly you've forced me to. The only thing I can think of is in regards to Pinkie's characterization. I feel like she should be going a little more with the flow, you know, embracing anything random that happens. After Twilight's moment of near-insanity you played Pinkie off as the concerned friend. Going by "It's About Time", though, Pinkie's usually oblivious to things like that. She'd just be a bumbling happy pink blob in my opinion, no matter what situation, for the most part.
I don't know if that's what you were really asking for, but with any luck it'll help!
Great chapter! Keep up the good work, Sky. Keep on rockin'!
Just one itty-bitty teensy weensy thing… more space between author's notes and the actual story. It can get kind of confusing sometimes.
Otherwise, keep up the awesome
Love this chapter!
Well, its that time again for my inner-grammar nazi to come out.
(There's an 'i' that needs capitalisation)
“At least another full day if we walk the whole way, and because I wanted pockets, duh. Why are you still wearing yours?”
(Spacing is needed between the comma and 'it's')
“Cadence,it’s so good to see you things have been absolutely cra- wait a minute! How do I know it’s you? Sunshine Sunshine, Lady bug’s awake, clap your hooves and give a little shake!”
(The 'on' needs capitalisation)
"Thou hadst a tea party with a bag of flour?!” Luna asked with a look of ‘what have I gotten myself into?’ on her face.
(There's a space between the speach mark and 'And')
“ And just why were you two trying to teleport anyways? Not trying to run away to your love nest or something, were you?”
('As' needs capitalisation)
“You know my plans are coming together so wonderfully, having you here is just icing upon the cake.” She continued. as she caressed the bare cheek of the bound pony."
Hope i've been helpful!
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Sorry that was poorly formatted.
"because i wanted pockets"
"Cadence,it’s"
"on her face."
"“ And"
"as she caressed"
Celestia is Chrysalis and the bound pony is Celestia in her non goddes form.
*Facepalms and laughs* oh god this just keep getting better and better. More please for the love of trollestia moar!
831173 That would truly be *strikes Rarity-pose* THE! BEST! POSSIBLE! THING!
Personally I vote for Cadence tho >.> <.< Jus saying.
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I agree!!
that was short...but good
and is that shining armor that Celestia has trapped?
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If it did was unintentional I havent even read past sins to be honest, tis on my list of fics to read, but never got around to it. glad you liked it so far. and yes Major McGee that was the pun
. Apologies that these have been taking longer as of late things are coming to an end soon and I'm trying not to give everything away while at the same time making it something you all will giggle while you read. Fret not though I shall be writing something else after this, not quite sure what yet pretty sure something with Pinkie though 
Juuuust about done, sorry again this is taking so long everypony writers block is quite a thing to deal with. Although I had a thought recently, would anypony among my readers be interested in doing a reading of a chapter or two of this? I'd do it myself but im a bit clueless when it comes to such matters I ask you my readers who i love so very much would anypony help a stallion out?
Also a small update you all may be interested in I have some original art being made up for this fic of one of my personal favorite scenes so keep an eye out for it.
Btw I enjoy the MoonPie, and odd couple but you managed to pull it off, it's really funny and enjoyable to read and I think its adorable. Can't wait for the next chapter
Either Rarity, or for some reason lauren fausts pony came to mind.....dont ask why
, on the leather strapped table.
The minute I found out- well, just read this!
“They said I was crazy! That it couldn’t be done! Well who’s laughing now when I have created the perfect grilled cheese sandwich!” Twilight then cried, and pulled the sheet off revealing a perfectly toasted grilled cheese which she then started eating while Pinkie and Luna sat there staring in disbelief.
My thoughts of this:
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RARITY! NO!
That's Chrysalis right there . That's Chrysalis disguised as Celestia at the end, talking down to the real, bound Celestia, there's no other explaination.
I don't support any of the ships..... but I love this story too much to stop reading...