1000 years in the future, technology in Equestria has greatly advanced. Equine and human cultural diffusion has taken place. Princess Celestia decides to advance the Royal Guard and law enforcement by adding an FBI-type of program. So what happens when 6 ponies--6 of the BAU team from Criminal Minds, but native to Equestria in this story--impress Princess Twilight Sparkle during some team building exercises and Equestria is in dire need of the power of the Elements of Harmony? Can she convince them to be a team and be the new bearers of the elements?