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BANANA BUTTCAKE
THEY R SO BASTERD
Oh Nigel, you cray cray!
Oh please, please, please for once let this be a story where the bloodthirsty, sociopath humans win.
I really want to see the crazy Commander Clusterfuck lead humanity to a glorious victory over the ponies.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
This is one of the best stories that I ever read....
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Thanks,
im planning on keeping Nigel as a character for the majority of the HIE fics i write.
Next one im already thinking of is when Nigel wakes up by himself in the snowy wastes of the Crystal Empire wearing nothing but a singlet and boxers and surronded by empty vegtable juice bottles. The story would be about how what if Candence and Shining did not make it to the Crystal Empire before Sombra, so when Nigel walks into the city (Seeing that it was the only Civalization in sight) he encounters Sombra lording over the Crystal ponies. They talk, Sombra calls him an ape, Nigel insults Sombra's mother, they fight, it looks like Nigel is beaten but then as Sombra is monologing Nigel sneaks up on him with a fancy wooden table leg. Nigel then proceeds to beat Sombra to death with the table leg, at the same time lecuring him on why you monolouge only when there is no chance for the other guy to get back up. He then turns to the Crystal ponies in the room, covered in the blood of the now decesed Sombra and askes them
"So, does this make me emperor?"
I kinda thought that the whole search and destroy action in the castle with the guards as target was a bit too much and that a simple "retrieve the changelings and respond to attempts to stop you with lethal force" would have done it.
But i guess that is what you get when you let a conditioned killing machine handle the diplomatic side of things.
Also i'm thinking that there is more to Cellys tiara as it seems, as in locator spell because she always displaces it every morning or something like that.
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Damn, someone caught that, yeah, lets just say that the pilfering of headgear may backfire...
Also keep in mind that the Equestrians are hell bent on eradicating the Changelings, and Nigel see's them as a threat. Killing a chunk of their military power is a good tatic. Plus keep in Mind that the ISA is a Military intell department that uses assasinaion and terror tactics. Nothing says "fear us!" much like invading the capitol, busting into the castle of the ruler, going nuts inside then running back out without a trace.
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and here i was hoping that my assumption was wrong and he was going to sport a bitching tiara for the rest of the story. There would be much fun in diverse aggressive negotiations around the world!
Also i would totally try and steal and wear Celestias tiara just as an act of principle!
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Oh, i didn't say that he was going to lose the tirara, he might just have to fight an army of the united equestrian races for it...
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If that is all. They could probably scare half of them home without going through a full change pack each.
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Just keep in mind that the scientists are back in the hive, including a slightly insane weapons guy by the name of Klaus...
3561095 IT MUST BE FUCKING DONE!!!
XD I LOVE IT!!!
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Already 1200 words through next chapter, iv been churning out about one a day.
One of those six also dropped you like a sack of potatoes with ease.
Celestia: "Excuse me, we recently captured and brutalized several changelings and they were rescued. We would like to request your help in hunting down those who rescued them for their terrible act of killing the guards."
Griffons, Zebras, Minotaurs: "Ha! No."
i enjoy watching the xenophobic racist ponies get their collective asses handed to them
"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak
We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere"
"We nailed our GOD to a STICK"
"DON'T FUCK WITH THE HUMAN RACE"
-----------anonymous, post no. 2710017
3561208 My last name is watts so when I re-read this chapter and saw it I gasped cuz' my quadrillion great grandson is a wraith. I'm so happy for him
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yes....yess...yes!!!!
Glory to Humanity!!! Glory to the One true species of perfection!!!! Altman- uh I mean Mankind be praised!!
Well, at least they don't go after civilians.