I can't believe the moment I finished with the last chapter, this one updated.

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Thanks, i really enjoy writing him, one moment he's a hard-arsed seasoned commander, the next he's an imature arsehole plotting terrible things for his suborinates. in the next chapter i plan to document the heroic journey of Corporal Stevens and his epic quest to retrive apples for the diabloical Dr. Thrax's love synthasization.

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Better watch your tone boy, or i'll have Stevens assault your heritical cereal factory armed with nothing more than a blunt plastic spoon and a polystyrene shield with a picture of Justein Bieber's face painted on it.

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You think your tough, do ya? well, prepare to get your arse handed to you on a silver platter.
"STEVENS, CHANGE OF PLANS, SWAP THE SPOON WITH AN INFLATABLE RUBBER DUCK AND EXCHANGE THE BIEBER-SHIELD FOR A WIDE-BRIMMED PURPLE PIMP HAT"
'Turns back to KHORNE FLAKES, sack of doornobs in one hand and powerchair in the other'

"Bring it on you pansy pretty marine faggot!"

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Dr. Harris Thrax

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Congratulations! Your story has been officially graded a dirty...

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Ruby by the Gem Hunters.

I don't know if this is based off of anything. Maybe, Maybe not. Regardless, your characters are believable, fun, and quite unique. The story as I have read so far is quite engaging, to the point where I will most likely finish it. A few mild grammar errors in here and there, but overall do not subtract from the enjoyment here. I can only hope that the rest is as good.

i find this story interesting but i still find cheesecakes and changelings to me more of interest to me

I take that back. The absolute mayhem and human domination of this story tickles my nether region

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"You will come for the toxin, but you'll stay...BECAUSE YOU ARE DEAD! Heeheeheeheehee!"

But seriously, Dropbear, I am now reading all of his lines in a middle eastern accent.

Oh the horrible things he could encounter! Fluffy ponies, rainbows, and Frilly things. Oh the horror! (As well as manticores, hydra, dragons, poison joke, pinkie pie... Damn. Equastria is a scary place).

Nigel reminds me of Sarge from Red vs. Blue... kudos to Stevens for managing to become the new grif!

Welp, Stevens is fucked.

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Thank you random person from 2014! Now I can never not see them like those fellows.