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Hey, my suggestion showed up in here. I didn't expect that.
Welp. May as well join in.
Meh, I tried.
Alright, what have we acomplished today. Let's review.
1) You discaplined a tribalist unicorn.
2) you fought, and killed, the planimal cloak....by washing it!
3) You dug up memories of what the foals used to call you.
4) And last, but not least, you managed to pass out JUST as Zecora and her very hot sounding friend we're coming in.
...all in all, not the worst way to end a day.
Now, let's talk priorities. Once you wake up, five things need to occur...in roughly this order.
1) Explain to Zecora exactly why her house is a mess.
2) Inform Zecora that her "guest/patient" was digging through her things.
3) Introduce yourself to Rarity...DON'T STARE AT HER FLANK!
4) Tell Zecora about Trixie's punishment, only mention the spanking and the "accidental cuts."
5) get measured for a trench coat.
6)...profit?
(To Pyrus)
(You once mentioned the forges in Tartarus. Would it be possible to guide Blank to them? Being able to access the forges from which the darkest of weapons have been spawned over the ages is a tempting prospect indeed.)
(On an un-related note, I recently stumbled across a minor tear in reality. It seems to emerge somewhere near Appleoosa, if the pie eating Bison are any indication. I have in my possession a particularly fine aged mead that I wish to send to you as thanks for listening to, and answering, my questions.)
Nomad
(("Also, coloring for Rarity. Confusing? Alright? Perfect?" It works, but I set the site to Dark, so I may not be the best advisor. "...and I'm playing with the idea of using unique colorization for each of the Elements. Good idea? Bad idea? Indifferent idea?" Works for me, it makes it much easier to tell at a glance who's saying what without "X said" after every sentence.))
You fainted? Fainted. What kind of failed excuse for an Uber-pony... oh, forget it. WAKE UP! Right, you're going to have questions to answer but remember, you don't know what Zecora already told Rarity. So when asked, answer, but otherwise keep your trap shut.
Most likely questions (not in exact wording obviously) and their answers:
Right after that you've got to get measured for you new outfit. Stand still, keep your friend under control, and if you must stare at a plot, make sure it Zecora's. We don't need another domestic.
The Archivist
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...Pyrus would love you.
While your suggestion holds merit, villians that lose themselves to their emotions or desires are usually the ones defeated. When we have amassed our power, then we have dear Blank burn the world down. Until then, a cooler set of heads mus prevail. Wanton destruction and death is all well and good. But in the words of Dr. Nero, "Every plan, must have a purpose. The plot, must have a plot."
Nomad
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But think of the fun!
Think of the FIRE!
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Fire is like a Grunge musician, lives fast, dies young, and looks awesome doing it. But in the end, entropy wins. Fire runs out of fuel to consume, the heat dissipates, the stars give up and cannot be bothered to shine, and even black holes evaporate into puffs of weak gamma. All becomes dark and cold, and time itself freezes in oblivion's iron grip.
Impressive is good. Inevitable is better.
Archivist.
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burn it in unholy fire. Until there's a pile of ash.
3655633
that small tear in reality, lure our good friends the mane six and Discord to go with you to "close it up" but then sabotage it so that Discord gets corrupted by the immaterium or Realm of Chaos, the mane six are possessed by daemons and that would pacify the elements of harmony but elements won't find new hosts because daemonic possession only takes half the a soul and allows for eternal life. As for yourself you should allow your possession to happen and see what the star woe would do to a daemon of chaos.
To the Brothers... This is going to have a few questions, feel free to give a snarky response then give me an actual one. Snark amuses me.
Question A) Can you control any actions of the Host?
Question B) Do you want everything dead, or an evil empire?
Question C) If empire, how long do you want it to last?
Question D) If, throughout the quest, we provide you evil things to use, could you manipulate them to help us?
Question E) Is Discord on our side? He is very chaotic and i don't want any variables.
Question F) How is the mead?
Question G) Can the Star become infectious?
Question H) Can someone "cleanse" the Star of it's evil properties?
Question I) If we become sufficiently powerful, both the Host and whatever we have to do in this plane, can we give him things? More importantly, can he summon things?
Question J) What is the most recent, important event regarding Twilight Sparkle and her friends?
Question K) If necessary, can we directly communicate with the Host? Without him talking back of course, his opinion doesn't matter, but the pure value of a incorporeal being talking to him, telling him all these fascinating things... The things we could make him do are almost infinite. Also, could we show up for other ponies? For example Trixie, where as we could say "He is going to be great! He shall have all the power in existence! Follow him." (Note: Not saying that.)
There is one word for you right now. You. Are. SREWED!
Plan: explain plant animal thing fight, trixie going though things, and a good story to tell unicorn why you look like a expirement gone wrong with horn, to zecora, and get the boss coat measurements. Also try to make the unicorn fall for you it could be useful seeing as she is a element bearer for bucks sack.
( to brothers you do know Pinkie Pie can and has broken the wall on mutipule times right so does that mean she has more power than the princesses)
Also you need to get out more often, try going with Zecora into town as her colt friend, don't lie to mean you are. It will serve as a way to gain trust, minons from the town, and information.
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Sorry friend. It closed up after Il sent the mead through. I did manage to copnjure a semi- invisible flying box to deliver it to Pyrus, but physical matter destabilized the hole.
3655748
I find myself agreeing with you friend, fire has been a driving force throughout history. We did have a plan several chapters back that would play off his curiosity and greed. The plan ends with him facing, and slaying, that green dragon that lives within the Everfree. The general gist of the idea was to gain three things: a generous supply of treasure, armored scales ( retractable), and fire breath. Perhaps with a little tweaking, we can engineer different effects of dragonkind that would reflect his mood and emotional state.
3655713>>3655858
Archivist, Chessmaster,
What say you on this plan? We did let the idea of claiming the dragon's horde and power fall to the wayside some time ago.
Nomad
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((Personally I never let that idea go. I'm just trying to make sure he isn't caught on his way to facing the dragon. He also need to have the ability to kill it. A fancy sword and lightning isn't going to kill a dragon. Yet.
3655748
I want him to have the option of minions. No one but the dark hearted follow the darm hearted. And they would never be loyal. He needs ponies too. Magic is a strong weapon that only ponies have. He needs an army to subdue everyone. They need a leader. A leader that doesn't kill for fun. I, personally, am shaping him up to be a leader. Killing wont be foreign to him, but if he stays out of it, he lives longer. We have control over him. He will destroy the "tyranny" of the ponies. Will educate the "savage" zebras. Etc. He will be a ruler. That leads his people to the ground cause we tell him to. Not an evil force with the world against him. The odds are insurmountable.
And that's why I do what I do. Please, if you have any ideas, bring them to the table first so we can work as a team and not mess up each others plans.
But... if we do bring fire into the equation, it would be best to do it accidentally. While drunk perhaps. With his jacket off because he feels hot. And others making fun of him. We never did like that. Lets follow them home. And make them hurt.
But, I'll leave that plan for later as for now, I'm
The Chessmaster))
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A way to kill a dragon? I was thimking poison. After all, our blood seems to be MADE off the stuff. All we need is a pint our two, a large gemstone mold, and a few semi-precious stones to toss in for shine and flavor. The result? One dead, or at least violently ill, dragon.
Nomad
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Poison is good. And if we take our new "friend", assuming it decides to behave, we have a petrification ray as well. And yes, if we leave the dragon to long, we may find ourselves in a situation in which we have to act against it. And I for one hate being forced into anything.
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Fancy sword, lightning, poisoned blood, a really annoying gong, a Hydra-Plant-Cockatrice-Thing and...
"Oh, Trix. I know where you can get those bits you need."
Archivist
Ah sleep, one of the inevitable things all mortals succumb to. However, this is one sleep that you don't have time to enjoy. As time goes on you are getting more and more problems. Would it not be nice to have more time to think on your choises? Maybe you could find a way to avoid it. More free time, more things to do, and when you become a super-pony you won't have any chances to sleep anyway. You can train at night, sneak around and sleep whisper to others, and stay up to make sure that you can protect your Zebra at night. Or stay up and state at Trixie's flank, that works too. Also, after you wake up and deal with the whole situation that you got caught in, you should practice using your musical instrument of death on your new miniature planimal test subject. Try to teach it commands using different pitches. Maybe, if your lucky and have enough practice, you can get good enough with it to pull off a pied-piper sort of thing. Play your sword on the ground as you walk and the Everfree creatures will follow you. (Later on, he could lead a crowd of all of the deadliest creatures from the forest into the middle of a town, then stop playing and run as fast as physically possible while the monsters attack the town and its residents.)
(The following is to the Brothers)
My lords, I have a question. Out of curiosity, what is your favorite and least favorite of the Seven Cardinal Sins (Them being Sloth, Gluttony, Envy, Greed, Wrath, Lust, or Pride)? How about which "Horseman of the Apocalypse", as we refer to them as, would be a greatest servant, Conquest, War, Famine, or Death (another depiction of them that I have seen being Destruction, Plague, Famine, or Death)?
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((I just want you to know I love you for getting the Horseman right, but feel obliged to point out that they're on the other side. And conquest, always pick conquest.))
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((Pinkie, isn't so much a wall-breaker as medium-aware. That is, Prime!Pinkie knows she's in a cartoon, hence fighting with the iris, hammer-space, and slowing down to avoid splashing Dashie. But we're not dealing with Prime!Pinkie, we're dealing with FanFic!Pinkie, and more specifically, DarkFic!Pinkie. And who does DarkFic!Pinkie have bottled up inside? That, due to her awareness of the nature of the story, she knows she can't keep locked away forever? Pinkamena Diane Pie, the psychopath. Depending on how we play this, and whether the Star is infectious, she could be our greatest asset.))
3658014
((I love you.))
3657384
((Nomad, I'm going to throw out a crazy idea that just might work... turn the dragon on our side. The vampony idea has already been thrown out and is now more or less usable, so drink some of the dragons blood, get the powers, and somedrake to be our tank. Besides, what brings credibly to a good revolution leader better than a dragon? (That sentence was grammatically wrong somehow...) So... any thoughts?))
The Chessmaster
Actually, one more question for the Brothers... Who is you're favorite "voice" out of all of us?
The Chessmaster
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Unleash Pinkamena on the world?
...yup..there they are.
I just got EVIL chills. I support this idea, especially if we get an infectious Star of Woe to work with.
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...Searching for attention Chessmaster? I'd disapprove...if I were not so curious on this issue myself.
3658612
((Sniff... everyone questions my methods... I need acceptance....))
3658519>>3658606
((*Bows* I aim to please, gentleponies. As for a dragon ally, hmm... a dragon's size is based on their horde, so that's a buck-load of treasure we'd be giving up. Still, a dragon would be a powerful asset. Meh, could work either way. And it should be credibility not credibly, that's why the sentence looks wrong.))
((Archivist))
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(Oh.. Dry your tears friend, no insult meant. I admit I'm rather curious as to who among us the brothers favor as well.)
3659566
(Greetings again Archivist, Lord Pyrus already expressed his distaste for the Everfree Dragon, so seeing him become a servant to our dear Blank Slate would probably not bother him any more than our original plan of slaying it. However, we might not need to relinquish as much treasure as you might think. By taking some of his horde, we can shrink him down to a more manageable size. While this might impair his combat abilities, we will be able to properly train him to obey his new master. Once his obedience is absolute, we can restore his horde to regain his size.)
(Nomad)
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((Oh I wasn't worried about Lord Pyrus' opinion on the matter, even if he disapproved what's he going to do? Flush the last chance he's got down the drain throwing a tantrum? It was purely, well, that's a lot of bits. Still I didn't consider using control of horde size as a carrot-and-stick. Ok, pet dragon has my support. Once we get there anyway.
I still think we should take Trix along 'though. She can shoot lightning to recharge our rods.))
((Archivist))
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(Well, he is thier de-facto deity. All I was saying was that with his support, the dragon might be easier to control.)
(Nomad)
Well, hello there. So, let's balance all that fire and hatred business with some rationality, shall we?
You just fainted. That's cool, but you'll probably wake up with both Rarity and Zecora there, and with a few questions to boot. Here's a thing. You can blame Trixie's injuries on the Mini-Abomination at your feet. Wonderful, isn't it? Just wash away all that guilt and stuff, home scot free, I say. That doesn't mean that Trixie is forgiven for trying to steal from Zecora, mind you, you still have to mention that. But you don't have to take responsibilities for her injuries, and you can take responsibility for her healing. And that's fucking magical, man.
Another thing I'd suggest, keep the backstory as close to truth as possible. No reason not to, after all, right? Zecora's got you well in hand, there's no reason to get anybody else involved or anything. And if they do, well, the aforementioned Flame will support your dirty deed, just remember to temper it with pragmatism. Try to be charismatic without being suspicious, please, I'd hate for this to all go sour. And for gods' sakes get a better horn. Which reminds me, if you got a horn from drinking Trixie's blood... do you think you can strengthen it by drinking... the blood of other unicorns? Twilight Sparkle's a unicorn, you know. So is Rarity. Certainly they would be happy to provide you with what you need to get a better life, am I right? Food for thought, my friend, food for thought.
3658014
(Thanks for telling that)
.3658606
(Yes releasing her will not only gain a feared minion (hopefully) but also ruin her element not the laughing just the good after all insane people laugh for no reason half the time)
3659664
( I agree with this plan it is good and also if him were to get other dragons under him you could be a proud owner of a gang of the most evil a destructive force to exist)
(Pyrus your anger and hate is supreme also dragons are boss nice job on them. So in short even though I like our brother more because he is more what I like in a villain great job you are BOSS.)
Trixie has learned for now. Just hopefully Zecora will focuses more on the plant thing for you to think up a story for why Trixie but is rapped up somewhere along the lines of she hurt it when she was raiding your home.
You Friendly demon lord, Scoro the shadow.
( to all fans I will be a regular here in this story so I will be commenting a lot and adding a bit or two here and there. Just a heads up)
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((Now, because bad things tend to happen when people get careless, I am all for the ability to control things better. For example, Rarity and Zecora are coming back, and Blank here is asleep. Now we can still do mutations correct? How about we give him a mutation to see the world in real time, as a ghost, whenever he wants to. He'd have to sleep longer, but if he didn't use the power then he wouldn't have to sleep as long. We do need to have some awareness of what happens when he is asleep, but we also need to speak to the Brothers. Any thoughts?
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Power to take over the world... or money. Hmm. We could go to a compromise of sorts. Taking half of the dragons horde would only be possible after we have defeated him in glorious single combat. (Ha. Cheating is more entertaining.) So we will still have to wait for a while.))
The Chessmaster
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(i agree with you ghost sleep thing is a good idea many of historys greatest threats and heros were killed in their sleep. he needs to protect himself greatly)
You are srcewed right know man. you need away to know what is going on right know maybe use some power to se to world right now instead of the blackness of your skull. so get to work find out what is going on.
( To the author in a chapter in the future can there be a lost of mutations he has I keep forgetting some of them)
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((Have no fear, have no fear, the master of the Archive is here!*
Current mutations:
Nightmare Moon Legacy
- Obsidian Blade (Ch 6) - aka: Stabby McStab-Stab, Mr Stabby - Slate grows a crystal sword out of his hoof.
- Final Lullaby (Ch 15) - The sword now siiinnggs, and we have blue streaks in our mane.
- Dreamless Sleep (Ch 7) - In order to avoids Moonbutt's attention, we no longer enter the dream-world when sleeping.
Everfree Legacy:
- Everfree Blood (Ch 7) - Slate's blood is a mild toxin, resistance to poison, speeds-up healing, make you sluggish.
Discord Legacy
- Poisoned Chemistry (Ch 12) - Our blood is a drug, hyper-changed nervous system and mental process, negates Everfree Blood's sluggishness, may induce Hyper-manic Episodes.
Misc
- Charming Tongue (Ch 8/9) - Makes people more likely to believe what we say. Makes tongue purple.
- Somniloquy (Ch 17) - The brainwashing from Brave New World ("I'm so glad I'm a Beta" - Once every twenty minutes, three times a week, ages 5 through 15), blue star-filled mist around tongue when in use.
- Lightning Rod (Ch 7) - Shoots lightning yo! Also "Pegasus envy incarnate".
- Tuning Forks (Ch 15) - The really annoying gong. Good for screwing with Diamond Dogs
- Anti-Pertification Glands (Ch 13) - Stoning resistance proportional to how much we eat. Causes indigestion.
- Unicorn Horn (Ch 19) - Painful and exhausting to use, currently causing an identity crisis.))
((Archivist))
((*Cookies for whoever picks the reference))
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Thank you
3661166
[I, for one, welcome all attempts to improve his—and therefore our—control. Astral projection or something like it would make for a nice spying tool... he already has a peeping streak, we know. Heh.]
3658519
[A full-grown dragon as a minion. Bold. Very bold.
While we're on the topic of minions: what about the little plant monster? Did anyone make a suggestion yet and I simply missed it, or did noone say anything? I still vote 'Amalgam', by the way. Zecora probably has it trapped somewhere in a jar. We could probably train his music blade ability with its help, find out how it reacts, and strengthen our pawn's bond with it.
After all, it's the perfect symbol for what we've been working on, isn't it? Our pawn, through his powers and influence, and his servants/lovers, becoming one with the Everfree to create something... aberrant.]
3679835
((Hmm... since it has lesser brain functions, is there the possibility that if the star is infectious we can control it directly?))
The Chessmaster
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[Interesting question. Would that be more like a puppet, or possession?]
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((Either or.))
3697116
[We could certainly try that out!]
Well, you won. Congratulations!
Now make sure that Zecora's friend doesn't think bad of you! She sounds like a real class act, so try to be on your best behaviour. Don't stare too much, even if she's pretty and would make a wonderful companion piece to your other girls. Girl. Whatever! Get coat, make good impression, assuage Zebra jealousy, fantasise about the mares in your life later when you're alone. Like whether any of them would like a good spanking after playing with each other for your amusement.
Also: What happened to plant thing? It turned against its dominant head after your fight... didn't it? What is that thing? It reacted to your sound blade, so maybe, once your have the time, try if you can communicate with the thing one way or another. And don't you feel, well, connected to it somehow? There's something about it, and you need to know more...
(I want sto suck all stalion dicks ever.)