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*Examines horn* That was unexpected. Of course, by this point finding out you're a reincarnation of Discord wouldn't raise an eyebrow. Well, this should give us something new to practice with at least. I wonder what Zecora would... *looks at the Illusionist's bleeding and beaten rear* ...buck. Zecora is not going to be pleased with this. Right first things first, ensure the Showmare's silence. After all, if she tells Zecora what you did, you'd have to tell her why.
On that, what was Trix looking for? I mean the box obviously. But "Where would she put it‽" implies prior knowledge. She's looking for something specific. And if The Rude and Abrasive wants it, it would be a good idea to find out what it is, so she never gets it. Particularly when "she never gets it" seems to be your Zebra's plan as well.
So priority of work:
Primary Objectives:
1. Interrogate the Illusionist.
2. Ensure she doesn't tell Zecora about her reprimand.
3. Think of a non-Illusionist-blood related excuse for growing a horn.
Secondary Objectives:
4. Make her put Zecora's stuff back.
5. Confine her to your room. (Buck it, now your giving her the room with the bed!)
6. Start reading some of the books Zecora has, while waiting for your lover to return.
Tertiary Objectives:
7. Make a musical instrument out of the sword. Ok so it has no practical use, but what's the point of superpowers if you can't do something useless with them once in a while.
Archivist
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(He has magic now right? And the power of the Star of Woe, plus whatever the hell we want him to do? Obviously magic cannot solve all our problems, that would be to... easy... Shit. Just remembered about Rarity. Her and Trixie CANNOT meet. We could get away with Zecora, but with Rarity? Shit'll get real. ((Midpoint P.S. Archivist, gonna steal your goal thing. Also seems useful.))
We have no real goal in mind to get him to besides chaos, need to fix that. Someone, find a goal.
We have a few current sub-goals: Stay not-dead, avoid prying eyes, make connections.
Our main current objectives are: Get away with what just happened, find an excuse for the horn, deal with Rarity.
Sub objectives are: Find the stuff Trixie was looking for, Hide said stuff/Look at said stuff and use it, sex, find ways to ameliorate his powers, power up unicorn horn as much as possible ( gonna go off of this in another post)
Future objectives: work way into society.)
(The Chessmaster)
(Now, about that horn. It seems that the longer the horn, the more powerful the user. For example, all the alicorns, Sombra, Chrysalis, and the defining one, Shining Armor. Each of them has massive amounts of magical power and prowess. With the ability He (we need a name for him) has of increasing his skillset and his skillset's power, this is achievable. He can take courses from Mrs Sparkle, (furthering connections, but increasing likelyhood of Celestia knowing.) Practicing by himself, (all kinds of dangerous, OR use Trixie. Trixie would be very useful. She knows magic, her talent is magical entertainment, and she has to listen to him. We can help with his learning curve, learn about a year's worth of crap in a week or a day, and then enhance his power. We can do a whole story arc on this! Since this is starting to go into Nomad's domain, if he wants, he can take over.)
(The Chessmaster)
Ok, we can deal with this... we got this. Trixie is scared enough that she won't talk, the fact that you grew a sword out of your arm insured that. Now fix her ass. You broke it, fix that shit. You have magic use it. Desperation should be enough to help. If there is still some damage left, go find some of that healing stuff Zecora has. That will be last though. She will notice if it is missing.
The Chessmaster
Rarity is coming and you have a fairly conspicuous body right now. She is going to want to measure you. Here is what you have got to do, Lie. You were found in the Everfree, there was a mad scientist, you both got attacked by timberwolves but you lived. That explains the lack of a cutie mark, and all the other stuff abnormal about you. It also will invoke sympathy, empathy, pity, and a desire to bring you to her friend Twilight Sparkle to help you. You don't really want to get rid of it, but you do want to meet Twilight. She has to be sexy if she is a friend of Rarity!
The Chessmaster
That little CUNT!! She dared to violate Zecora's good will! At least that spanking has set her somewhat striaght. Now then, let's get this mess cleaned up. Making Trixie do it seems like an appropriate punishment for making this mess. When Zecora gets back, inform her that Trixie was searching through her things, that you already gave her a good spanking as punishment, something her parents OBVIOUSLY neglected. Your story must include the explanation of how you gained a unicorn horn. Make sure she understands that you licking the blood off your blade ( Trixie got " nicked" during her spanking) is more of a compulsion than a conscious thought process. After that is done, make sure to find out what Trixie was looking for from Zecora.
Secondary thoughts, if Rarity/the fashionista accompanies Zecora back to her hut for measurements, we need a cover story Chessmaster has a good idea on what to do. We need to gain her sympathies, stay close as possible to the truth so as not to turn Zecora against you. Any question she asks that you aren't comfortable answering, simply state that you don't know or can't remember.
Nomad
Use your gilded tongue to lie to both the zebra about the horn and Trixie, and the element of harmony about your appearance.
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You finally punished the tribalist bitch. Good! The bloodletting was a bit much, though. Might be difficult to explain that one. Best would be to go with mostly the truth when Zecora asks--apart from you cutting the girl deliberately, that is.
Now you're going to be nice to Trixie: she gets to make up for what she did by putting Zecora's things back, and then telling you what she was looking for. Make it clear to her that she's on thin ice as it is; and that giving her a chance to clean up is, in fact, being nice.
After she cleans up, reward her. Soothe her wounds; you're not hurting her because it's fun, after all. Well, maybe a little, but still! You're trying to help her become a better pony. Maybe Zecora even has something to help Trixie sleep--if you find it, offer it to the mare. When she's no longer hurting so much, tuck her in the bed. Be gentle and loving. Stroke her mane until she relaxes, maybe give her another kiss and pat. She's probably going to be terribly confused, and perhaps she''ll cry again. That's normal, it just means that Trixie is dealing with a lot of contradicting feelings.
You've got a lot to work out too, so if Trixie falls asleep, take the time for another whispering session. Does she wake from an ear lick? Maybe if you nibble on it a bit... Tell her you're just doing this out of love. She might not deserve it, but you really want her to get better. She should respect you, she owes you everything, if anything you deserve her love. She's scared--that's alright. Finally being put in her place like she wanted is scary, but you'll be there to help her all the way. You'll be her guide. And maybe you sort of owe her now, too; she gave you the horn. In a way, she's part of you now. You're connected, which is a good thing. You're good for her, you'll always be good for her. Sometimes you'll hurt her, just like she needs, and you'll always keep her safe.
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I second every word of this plan. Just remember, those cuts were an accident.
Nomad
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(("He (we need a name for him)" I've been alternating between Pawn and Minion, but my occupation biases me toward nicknames anyway. Hell, I don't even know the real names of some of the people I work with. "Future objectives: work way into society." Meh, I've already spoken my piece on that.))
3439503
This plan. This is a good plan.
(("Sometimes you'll hurt her, just like she needs, and you'll always keep her safe." Abusive boyfriend mode activate.))
Archivist.
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(My domain huh? Well, I'll see what I can do. The issue with the small horn is slightly off, look at Twilight before she became an Alicorn, her horn and Rarity's were roughly the same size. However, Twilight can easily outPOWER Rarity at any time. Sombra's horn seemed more like a side effect of overuse of dark magic than anything else. Other horns seem to mirror the size of the pony in question. Look at Fluer de Lis and Fancy Pants as examples, both his and her horns are long and defined, but they have yet to show any dramatic amount of power. I submit that the horn corresponds more to the size of the pony in question as well as the type of magic they wield, rather than their individual power level.)
(On a seperate note the size of Blank Slate's [the nickname I refer to our pawn as] horn is a direct representation of his magic affinity. As an Earth pony, most of his magic flows out through his hooves. The sudden appearnce of a horn has introduced a new pathway that his magic is not accustomed to following. As he becomes accustomed to this new outlet, his horn will increase in size to support the enhanced flow of mana.)
(A seperate idea. Once Blank learns how to channel magic through his horn, I see nothing stoping him from shifting magic through his rods for more powerful spells or to generate an electric current to use in battle.)
(Nomad)
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(Obviously, it would pertain to our uses if he becomes powerful. But my question is how? Size does matter in my opinion, the size of the body would hold more power. Earth pony: Big Mac wins anyday. Pegasus: we don't know any large ones except for the steroid user. Unicorn: Twilight's brother, he kept out an army for days, and could have gone longer. Alicorn: Celestia is the largest, and moves the sun. Luna is second largest and moves the moon. Cadence is 3rd largest, and love. The Star may counter that though, and I shall ask how much magical power he has as of now.
On a separate note, he needs to start wandering the world. It doesn't have to be now, but it needs to happen. The Everfree may have great starting points, but if any real work needs to get done, it is just to secluded. It has been kind to Us, but we must leave the nest.)
The Chessmaster
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(My title is Nomad, remember? I acknowledge the need and benefits of wandering the land. We still have a few details left to attend to in the Everfree before we leave though. Size an strength are important, we just need the proper situation to trigger his growth...an encounter with a manticore perhaps? Or maybe a brawl with Snowflake (the steroid using pegasus) will bear fruit, such as the ability to "bulk up" on command like Bane. My point is, while both of your points hold merit, this will take time and preparation to pull off.)
(On a seperate note, what are your thoughts on using the rods as alternate magical foci?)
(Nomad)
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(A fight with Snowflake would be interesting, but perhaps later. We cannot have our pawn suddenly grow for the other ponies would start to notice his transformations. Maybe we could blame it on residual magic, but I would prefer to have to more noticeable ones done before ponies start taking notice. With Rarity on her way we have a small deadline for this. The fact that transformations take longer as we get more, that means that the more subtle ones can be implemented later because we won't need them immediately. I will leave this up to you Nomad but we need to figure this out we need to figure it out quick. Two suggestions that I have are: 1) Get Trixie into danger with a manticore, attack the Manticore, say the poison hurt her and made her delirious, or 2) actually one seems pretty good I believe we should go with that.)
(The Chessmaster)
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(Interesting point Chessmaster. The bulk up needs to occur either before Zecora returns, we have until sunset, or happen in a way similar to the sword, a mutation with an on/off switch. My previous question still stands, What are your thoughts on channeling magic through the rods on his back?)
(Nomad)
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(It sounds like a good plan. I personally would love it since it gives a second horn in case somepony blocks magic from the first. (Shining Armour.) I would like to see it implicated soon. To avoid the downgrade of power that the author would surely make to balance it, I would say the rods can't be controlled as well, but in turn have more power. Ex: can't levitate things but can do a shock (fus-ro-DAH) wave.)
(The Chessmaster)
Right, so. Damn, man.
Alright mister King-of-the-Everfree, what are you going to do now? Trixie's bloody, beaten and sore, and you have a conspicuous horn smack dab in the middle of your forehead. Welp, here's what you should do. Make sure that Trixie apologizes and repents for her selfish and childish actions, and then, like the nice guy you are, get her laid down to rest, help her with her wounded tush, and then proceed to clean up what you can of blood and the like. Don't try to place things back where they were, you don't know where they're supposed to be, and the mess is a good explanation for why you felt the need to give her a proper spanking. Make sure you do this before Zecora comes back. Trixie is to be back in bed by then, unwilling to tell Zecora that you went crazy on her ass. As for the horn, well, none of the changes your body's gone through lately have made sense. Why should this one? Just remember, all you did was teach Trixie a lesson because she did this to Zecora—malignantly, I might add—and needed to be set straight. Any nick of the blade causing her to bleed was an accident. Aye? Aye.
On another note, if Marshmallow Pony drops by, a white, gorgeous case, make sure that you play off the "Starved and dying" angle in case she asks about any signs of malnutrition. Who knows, she might decide to get, say, generous for such a poor individual such as you. And, well, that's your right, isn't it? You've suffered so much shit at the hands of ponies that it's about time somebody give you what you deserve. Either that, or you should take it. You deserve hot food, nice clothes and a warm bed in the night, don't you? After all, nobody's dealt with as much shit as you have. Take for example the nearby village. Small. Idyllic. Ponyville. The kind of name given by blissful, ignorant country bumpkins. They've never had to suffer through the shit you have. They've never had to starve, freeze and beg for their lives. They probably live wondrously, with food and friends and warm homes and comfy beds. Those things should be yours. You should have these comforts, even if you have to beat the original owners into the ground to get them. After all, you deserve them, don't you?
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Agreed. If Zecora brings along her fashionista friend, make sure she has a positive impression of you. You want your Zebra's friends to like you. Yet you also need to make sure not to fire up Zecora's jealousy too much; even if this new mare is jaw-droppingly gorgeous, with a white and pristine coat that makes for a beautiful contrast to your Zebra snugglepillow's striped one. Damn, now you'd just need a solid black mare and you could arrange them in Equestria's finest non-colour plotline...
Wait, no, no sexy thoughts about Zecora's friends! You have your Zebra and your blue Unicorn to play with, that's enough! No need to get greedy!
A thought dear Blank. If pegasus magic flows through their wings, and your rods are positioned right where those wings would be, does it stand to reason that you could channel magic through your rods? Think about it, no need for thunderstorms or electrical attacks to utilize your rods. Also, wasn't part of Trixie's Manehatten performance conjuring a Storm cloud? Sounds like a good back up to me.
As a side thought, it's a good thing that we included a fedora in our request. The hat will hide the fact you have a horn and leave your magic, once you learn it, as an unexpected surprise.
Nomad
(To the Author)
(A standard unicorn horn is between 4" and 5" long. Just how much shorter is Blank's horn?)
(Magus)