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So, you passed out like a pussy in front of that hot flank Rarity. Not going to be so easy to impress her now that she knows how much you suck. And then there's Zecora coming out and finding you like this. She's definitely not going to be happy that you're spontaneously taking power naps. But perhaps you can play it off as being stress catching up to you from last night. You did say you haven't slept at all since then, right? I mean, you did wake up before everypony else for once.
Regardless, you're manes a mess, your hooves caked in dirt, and your coat probably smells. Maybe Rarity's right. You do need a bath. Perhaps she'd be willing to help you get cleaned up by the river. Her soft coat rubbing against your back. Her wet hair hanging down, draping lewdly over your shoulder while she nibbles on your ear. Her hooves massaging soap into your coat. Lower and lower...
Until your finally clean and you toss her away further into the river.
Because there's more important things to worry about. Like your new trench coat. You're going to look so bad ass in that thing all the mares are going to be lifting their tails at the mere sight of you. Probably some explosions in the background and a pair of shades that you pull from one of the pockets. Because that's how awesome you'll be.
On to more serious matters, there aren't any outstandingly world ending situations in progress. Mainly just continue to manipulate the girls into becoming your harem and train you abilities as much as you can. Some of them are about to become noticeably more powerful now that the Star has finally bloomed into its second stage. Try to suck more blood, perhaps in more discrete places, like the upper or back parts of the neck, or if you're feeling more intimate, underneath the base of the tail so the victims hair will hide the marks.
Well the enlightenment that you need to overthrow Celestia must have suddenly hit you.
It's so clear now. You're a vampony, she's the goddess of the sun. She banished Nightmare Moon, who is, at least in the stories, the mother of vamponies.
And Nightmare Moon was destroyed in the very same castle in the Everfree in which you gained your first powers.
I think you have a longterm goal now.
But at the moment you should concentrate on getting out of the awkward situation of fainting in front of Rarity.
Tell her that the stress of last night must have caught up with you.
As an afterthought it might be good to inconspicuously inform Trixie that Zecora is paranoid and that she should watch your back in case she decides to sedate you again. This time she could seriously hurt you or Trixie in her paranoia.
Don't forget to ask Trixie if she would teach you illusion magic.
And if you need to recharge your magic just feast on in the Everfree lost ponies.
Aedin the mage
Okay, you fainted. Again. Just as Marshmallow showed up. AGAIN. Seriously, you need to stop doing that. It doesn't help. Well, assuming the world hasn't ended between now and you regaining conciousness ('though knowing your luck it just might) you may want to ask what you missed, and how long you were out.
Right then, there is really not a whole lot that can be said that wasn't last time. Rare would have called Zecora as her first reaction to your collapse, so you'll probably come too with your Zebra in full-on doctor mode. Which, while potentially hot, has been incredibly inconvienient to us in the past. So we need to assure her that we're hale, whole, hearty, and other, homely-sounding, terms for "healthy".
Also you need to take some time off to re-centre yourself. You've been careening from crisis to new mutation and back to crisis since you got here. Find somewhere quite, think about what you want to do with your powers, and maybe open your mind to the Everfree, see if it has an opinion. It had to have started talking to you for a reason, right?
The Archivist.