Hello? Oh, I did not see you down there, young filly. What is your name? I am Vinyl Scratch, or DJ Pon 3. Are you lost? No? You wish to know more about me? I suppose I do have some time. I'll make it short. What? You want it long? Man, you are demanding. But I can never say no to a filly. Come on in, I'll tell you my story. Just don't tell anyone else. Promise. **art is not by me**