TODAY IS THE START OF THE CHICKEN UPRISING!!!!
TODAY IS THE START OF THE CHICKEN UPRISING!!!!
I have chickens in my backyard.
No, you heard that right. I actually have chickens in my backyard.
No, I do not live on a farm. I live in a quiet -- with the exception of the occasional rooster -- neighborhood.
I also have pidgeons inside of a shed that freaking sh*t everywhere. I didn't like that shed anyways.
I wake up every morning to the sound of that rooster. And every afternoon, I stare outside the window to look at the baby chicks.
Just want to remind people what with the new year coming and everything, if you've got a day off or just want to read some amazing world building and a slow burn ship, that you should check out To Perytonia. It's getting close to its conclusion, too!
And I ended up doing this for Christmas (even if I was late <.<).
Someone needs to make a fic involving these two. Granted I'm working on one rn, but I want to see what others come up with.
Professor Egghead
Professor Chicken(head)
I feel sorry for Scootaloo being a teacher. Imagine how much teasing and name calling she must be subject to.
Hello guys, sorry for not updating much... yeah, I'm a horrible author and I'm sorry for making you guys wait, but I'm just really slow. I have two chapters for two different stories done, I'm just waiting for my editors to finish them so I can upload em.
WHO'S THE CHICKEN NOW, SCOOTALOO?!
Yes, THAT Chicken Little.
Were you aware of these deleted scenes? The ones where Chicken Little was a girl and there were no space aliens to be seen? I mean, they have a better concept than what Disney actually gave us, right?
Hello, ladies and gentlechickens. As you may have noticed, I've posted two whole stories in two days. You might ask, "What is this madness?" The answer; To hell if I know. I just felt like writing, and it was wonderfully easy, so I did it. Wow.
Two whole stories of stupid.
You may applaud now.
Scootaloo By LAGGxFitzy
(Parody from Chicken Fried by Zac Brown Band)
You know I like my Scootaloo
And cold cider on a Friday night
A hoodie that fits just right
And the radio up
Well I was raised up beneath the shade of a Georgia Pine
And that's home you know
Sweet tea, pecan pie, and homemade wine
Where the peaches grow
And my house it's not much to talk about
But it's filled with love that's grown in southern ground
And a little bit of Scootaloo
I'm still in the hospital, found out this morning that I have a renal biopsy planned for tomorrow.
Special thanks to Phazon for reminding me that I had not uploaded this yet.
Took me an hour to edit and splice down, because my streaming partner wouldn't pull his damn pants up, and I'm not interested in showing you folks plumber's crack.
But here it is, because I'm pretty sure only 2 people saw it live.
This year I will pick something a bit more... Sensible.
I am open to suggestions.