Someone Slap Me... · 6:04am Jan 4th, 2018
... I'm starting to ship this.
So yeah based off the title here I am sure it's obvious what I need to gripe about. I am horrendous at writing dialogue, or at least I think I am. I know it doesn't make any difference because I still write smut, but when it comes to my commissions I am doing, I am deeply worried about it. Hopefully I'll get better in time with dialogue. At least I know this, I can still write some pretty good stuff. Any thoughts or recommendations on how I can potentially improve my written dialogue, since
i can't do this . I CAN'T FUCKING COME UP WITH PONY NAMES AND I NEED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL please help me
Hi... So in my last blog I asked you lot what you wanted me to do, and my good friend, HoneyPoem (or Magical Shield as she's now known, suggested that Ido a collab. For those of you who don't know, a collab is apparently when two or more writers write a story together via email. I've never done one of these before and I think it would be fun to see what it turns out like... But there's a problem, I need someone to write it with. So if
*can't find it, but finds the urge to strangle YouTube*
Can anyone help me out on this? I'm not very willing to spend the rest of my Christmas cash on the DVD. Plus, it's always awkward going out and asking my mom if we can go somewhere so I can buy pony stuff.
My dear followers,
Bit of advice warch your step around Dinoman213. My best friend.
Apparently he's has been insulting and harassing me today all because he wants me to admits that It's my fault he deleted HIS story (which was his choice) on HIS profile and got banned for 48 hours on fimfiction on his account all because he was not happy with some text I wrote for a chapter.
With great Marshall Tito, our land's bravest hero,
We'll be even stronger than Hell!
We raise our heads bravely, and not hung down gravely,
And clench our fists hard as well.
We're from an ancient tribe, but Goths we don't ascribe,
As we're children of ancient Slavs.
He who says otherwise merely slanders and lies,
And surely will face our wrath.
All fingers on our hands will fight to save our lands,
As the partisans are always spry.
When we die we don't cry to the sun or the sky,
Just a heads up, I’m about to nuter the hell out of this thing. Grinding out the muck in the first 3 chapters, condemning them into 1 by the end of it.
One single post on /mlp/ did a lot of “renovation” work for the story. Not directly of course, but it’s been another domino effect.
This next milestone will be the last one before the big 1K. And I have nothing planned for my 950th OR my 1000th blog... except a couple of songs. But those numbers MEAN something! I can't do JUST songs, or I'd look like a... promise-breaker. If I break promises I make to myself, who's to say I won't break promises I make to you guys as well? So I need some ideas for things that can go along with the songs on those aforementioned future blog posts. Can I count on you guys to help me? Thanks in
Trust me, it's not as gruesome as it sounds. I got top-row braces. According to Mister Orthodontist Guy I have a "class 2" overbite. And it's fucked up my teeth real bad.
They're not uncomfortable, but they make eating a living hell. I take one bite out of a sub sandwich and suddenly there's a wad of bread stuck in the metal wire.
Fuck.
Welp, better this than having a mouth full of Shere Khan's teeth. So I guess I should just...
Embrace it.
Hiya guys!
So! The new chapter is up, something some of you probably don't know yet and I'll tell you why. In May, while I was writing this chapter and it was in its early stages, I accidentally clicked the Publish button and it got published then. Panicked (of course) I clicked again and unpublished it, which is the reason yesterday's chapter has the 12th of May as publishing date. My mistake
But now this chapter is up, and I hope you enjoy it!
Hey guys so I'm back with another update and boy is the epilogue a dozzy It's gonna be longer than what I imagined
So, I finally did it! With the help of Made-in-donuts, I finally manages to learn how to kind of use Paypal.
I also started commissions, because I need money for new PC. This PC I’m writing on is 10 years old, so, yeah, quite a grandpa.
And that’s where you, yes…. YOU there! We will have a trade of sort, you give me money for a new PC, I make a nice, long story for you, or 1080p gifs, because tha’t my speciality too :)
And what are the Prices you ask? Well, be amazed by them! ^^