New fic is out! Rejoice, ye mortals! · 5:20pm Feb 24th, 2020
New fic out, everypony! Won first place in a speedwriting contest! I haven't won first place in a writing thing since the first grade.
New fic out, everypony! Won first place in a speedwriting contest! I haven't won first place in a writing thing since the first grade.
So I'm going to another school competition tomorrow.
Yep.
Been trying to write for about a week now. Can't seem to get anything down that I can update. (Well, not counting Switcharootaloo of course, because that's silly and oh who cares.) So I've been trying to find inspiration with one of the new games I got.
As much as I wanted to keep my blog posts at 69, I felt the need to say this. I'm volunteering as a counselor at a Jesus camp even though I'm a dyke who's never held a Bible in her life. Hopefully , there won't be too much drama since this crazy bitch is coming after she learned that I applied. I really hope that this camp kills my sex drive. Lately, I've been too horny for my own good.
Hey, guys!
So I haven't been very active in blog posts 'n stuff lately. Been a lot of real life stuff keeping me busy, namely actually spending time with my friends (cause, you know, that's what this show is all about promoting and stuff) and a girlfriend and stuff. And stuff. Lots and lots of stuff.
But you guys don't care about that, nor will I bore you with it. You're here for horse words. And wouldn't you know, I have some for you.
Soon:
Something that might surprise most of you is that, when I try to humblebrag, I barely talk about the obscene size of my penis. There is nothing humble about it. It’s just generally a great thing.
No, what I always talk about is the fact that—and this is true, fucking warped as it sounds—even though I am the dumbest motherfucker on this website? I sometimes need to put, like, real effort into convincing my readers that my prose is shit.
I've been looking forward to this for a long time! If you enjoyed Lover of the Moon, you'll absolutely LOVE Soldier of the Moon. If you've been curious about Rarity's backstory and just can't wait a week and a half for the next update, here's your solution!
GUESS WHO'S HERE TO GIVE UPDATE SCHEDULES FOR YOU COOL KIDS? It's me.
Anyway, yes, the hiatus is ending very soon, so I'm here to give you the EL update schedules in case you want them maybe.
Ducky Ink doing her best to bring you fics.
JANUARY 1ST
ACT II - CHAPTER 20
THE WRANGLED MAZE
I'm not a nerd shirt person, haven't been since I was like 15 and I've got all my Christmas shopping done. So naturally Discworld Emporium plonks this down in my inbox.
Life update time!
I am currently brushing out all the tangles on my twilight sparkle wig, because I get to wear it to school tomorrow
i also just started season 5 of supernatural
and (spoiler warning) OKAY I BARELY REMEMBER HALF OF SEASON 4 AND I HAVE A FEELING THAT ALL OF SEASON 5 IS GONNA BE ABOUT LUCIFER. AND OH MY GOSH I LOVE CHUCK. AND ADAM WAS ADORABLE WHEN HE WAS ACTUALLY ALIVE. AAGHHHHH MY BRAIN IS BECOMING NUMB
but yeah!
So back in 1925, they weren't called 'blogs'. They were called 'essays'.
I’ve been reading essays lately.
I know my audience, believe it or not—I am aware that some of you sneak into my room in the wee hours of night to caress my sleeping angel face and read my diary. For the sake of everybody else in the house, though, I want to explain something: there are two Latin American authors I really, really like.