The crab army rises.

oh I forgot to do a sett check last weekend uhhh

here have a meme instead

ELuna and Sunset Shimmer Fix the Dreamscape with Shamwow and Flex Tape!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

F L E X T A P E F I X E S E V E R Y T H I N G

• Luna
• Sunset Shimmer
• Vice-Principal Luna

TheMajorTechie · 1.8k words  ·  96  9 · 1.9k views

I regret nothing.

Post a number in the comments and I'll answer the corresponding question.

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
3. The person you would never want to meet?
4. What is your favorite word?
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?
7. What shirt are you wearing?
8. What do you label yourself as?
9. Bright room or dark room?

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This is my new favorite picture:

Thank you, Internet!
You get me! :D

new story soon

i have seen de wae

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1) Name: Toby.
2) Birthday: 1 June.
3) Nickname: Don't really have one. People tend to call me "Vital" on this site though.
4) Eye Colour: Blue.
5) Hair Colour: Blondish-Brown.
6) Zodiac Sign: Gemini.
7) Your fear: Fear itself.
8) Your perfect pizza: Pepperoni & chilli.
9) Goal you'd like to achieve: Dunno.
10) Your best physical feature: Eyelashes — most women would kill for lashes like these.
11) Pepsi or Coke: Coke Zero.
12) McDonald's or Burger King: Neither.

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Are we not all retards? Do we not all visit this site daily?

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Friend: So what's your guys favorite songs?

Friend Nr2: Well Back in black is pretty good

Friend Nr3: I like Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Me: Adjusts nonexistent glasses creating a glare that blinds everyone Oh, you mean:
Atrocious Acts Accomplished At Discount,

Bilious Bastardry for Bargain-Bin Prices,

Criminal Capers Completed Competitively Priced

Dastardly Doings at a Discounted Price,

Evil Exertions Executed Extremely Inexpensively,

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Yay, another update!

This one’s the longest. Although chapter 6 is only shorter by about 100 words, so…

Seriously, though, I hope you enjoy.

Epic Yarn, out!

Just saying.

*refuses to elaborate any further*

Might be a bit niche, but who knows, maybe you like that sort of thing.

https://www.instagram.com/deseret_crapposter?igsh=MXBmbTNxczZmaG5heQ==

I am tempted to write a fic involving Columbo now.

[1:16:48 AM] Waterpear: http://i.imgur.com/FeWSiKX.jpg I don't think this one can really be topped
[1:17:23 AM] Majin Syeekoh, Knight of Cydonia oblonga: i don't even know what's going on there
[1:17:26 AM] Waterpear: it's like
[1:17:29 AM] Waterpear: someone took some memes
[1:17:36 AM] Waterpear: macerated them to extract the dankness
[1:17:43 AM] Waterpear: and let it crystalize without human intervention

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