Just read this in all its glory. It's simply divine.

(Based on a conversation with DerpyMuffin7)

...and a 14k chapter appears...! Literally by accident! I thought it was going to be shorter, but the damn story outline kinda made that hard to do.

I honestly want to be less verbose...

here's a better promo for my discord server because if y'all wanna join, y'all better PM me:

-i abuse power always
-got some fun folks so far
-we have custom emojis of smash mouth and tide pods already
-some fantastic pony art is getting posted
-many memes have been spoken
-there's writing stuff too
-tbh i should write stuff now
-roles for all
-there's a meme about me now

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Okay, so for those of you who tend to really like my stuff, I exist on GoodReads now! Why this is a thing, who knows, but you can now give me ratings and stuff on there. Please do!

And about updates?

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A horrible eye for aesthetics? No idea where to begin with finding a cover for your story? Do you have a suspicious amount of trust in Ice Star?

Well, that's a pretty bad idea. Just gonna say it. However, if you don't care about the fact that trusting Ice Star is a dubious thing to do, then feel free to read further, I guess. Your call there, man.

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My good friend Regidar has written an awesome new story. It is mighty thicc and also has two lovely perks such as: a) containing emotions and b) shrubbery.

If you like high-quality horse words and want to retain two functional kidneys, here’s the story for you.

I even got to read an early version at one point! A few years ago!

And yes, I’m back to writing my own main project and making good progress. No need to bug me about it.

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Are you sick of staying inside all the time? Has your favorite story not updated in a bit? Is Ice Star not producing the adequate amount of updates you requested during the dark ritual you performed to get me to write more? Well, jeez, that's certainly a bummer. It's also not my problem.

But do you want to know something neato?

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TDuskmaker

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Dark
• Adventure

Luna seeks her own place in the world, but stepping out of the light of the sun can lead to dark places.

• Violence
• Luna
• King Sombra

I-A-M · 22k words  ·  91  5 · 1.5k views

THERE IS LUNBRA. THE GOTH HORSES DO THE KISS. IT IS VERY GOOD. EXTREMELY GOOD.

A month ago, the dramatic reader Sunlestia did an audio reading for one of my stories. Or, uh, one of the stories on my alt account. I only found out when I noticed that the story was in an audiobook group. The first result on YouTube ended up being said audio reading. I was in awe that someone was able to voice both Sunset Shimmer, Princess Celestia, and a narrator all on their own. While Sunlestia doesn't say my story is "poggers" like the reader of my last story, you should totally still

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A really good writer is doing research on fanfic site demographics. This includes gender, headcanons, and other information about users and community interaction. It's a trans-inclusive survey, so that's neato too. Participating will help this user with their PhD!

You can find it here!

For anyone who may not have noticed, I finished a story recently. While it ended up being longer than I would have anticipated, it was at least written in a way more timely manner than most things I write of a similar wordcount. Either way, I'm doing something right. I have a book out, and there are more words on the way. It's admittedly hard to fight the temptation to jump to various projects and publish them once I've got the first bit out instead of editing other stuff that is still

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"He doesn't have mommy issues or daddy issues, he has existence issues. [...] He has Schopenhauer levels of 'I hate the world because the world hates me' issues."

"He needs... severe help."

"He's got that Schopenhauer level of natural-born hater."

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My girlfriend isn't a pony fan. She doesn't hate ponies, they're just not her thing. However, she loves me sharing stories I've written with her and showing her the wider culture of the site, including other peoples' stories. This isn't a blog about the good fanfics I've shown her (I have yet to show her anything particularly long), it's about the bad stuff. I've made her read some of the most downright awful and nasty fanfics on the site. Even after a year and times when she's literally thrown

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As my contest is wrapping up, another is just beginning. FamousLastWords is starting up a contest that has a really unique, dramatic premise for y'all to work with... and the first prize is $200! If you want to check it out or join, or know someone who might want to join then click here faget.

Do it because I said 'faget'. That's totally the magic word.

Sorry for the long wait... the last few months have been really rough... but there's more Enemy of Mine to be had! I've just updated, and there's 20,000 some new words for you all to enjoy! I have 15,000 that need editing, plus a little more, but otherwise, I've got a backload of stuff.

I'll try to not be so slow with updates... I certainly hate that too. Ugh. So very sorry.

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canon stuff and misc notes: s6 ep1/2 contains spoilers
Starlight as Twi's pupil...umm...think on it later, I guess
I hope this isn't implying a ton of sliceoflife stuff like last season. gimme lore! gimme adventure! sol is okay but...ehh...ponies are bout adventure, pure sol doesn't cut it.
2:25 pinkie stop
I still think crystalling is a bad pun...unless it proves to have to do something with crystals...
love that vase
3:27 starry has a good point

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see tagged story and please offer firstborn children in the comments

kthnx

ixu

Okay so, I've always wanted a TVTropes page for my horsefic because it's just such a nice/nifty little thing to have. I dunno why, I just like 'em. However, I didn't realize how difficult the site is to use. Writing a page is actually kinda sorta really difficult!

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You can access it by clicking Celly's face. ----->

Thanks DerpyMuffin7!