badly.

full story below the break:

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It's only a matter of time, now!

This is the longest chapter yet, but I can't really say by how much. G-Docs says it's 9,811 words, while Fimfic says it's 10,038.

I don't know what to think anymore!

It’s been a while, hasn’t it? I want to apologise for not keeping you guys up to date on what’s happening. I understand I don’t have a true obligation to this site or my fan fictions, but I do understand that many of you have spent time reading my work in the past. I don’t know how many of you are still waiting on me. I do feel that being inactive for so long has discouraged many of you to stop waiting on me and moved your attention to something else. I don’t blame you.

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Ooh~
Big futa horsecock
So scary

(comment stolen wholesale from /mlp/)
-Fuzz

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As of this blog, everything up to Lab Horse has now appeared. Where the story goes next is up to you guys.

And also, feel free to pitch in with your own story!

Name of story: Sounds Like Bad Fanfiction.
Massive crossover between every published story I have, in the order of highest to lowest rated.

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In today's digital age, our smartphones have become an integral part of our lives. We rely on them for communication, accessing personal information, banking, and much more. However, with the increasing sophistication of cybercriminals, the risk of our phones being hacked has also risen. If you suspect that your phone has been compromised, it is crucial to take immediate action to protect your data and secure your device. A

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should i...

1. post What If 2 on the same day What If was published (January 5th)
2. post What If 2 on a carefully-selected day using a matching numerical story ID that would be funny

option 1 means that what if 2 is just a little over a month away
option 2 means that what if 2 might be a whole freakin' year and 5 months away (thinking may 5th 2025 because that's a lotta fives)

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So, uh, yeah... I'm going to have to delay the next chapter by about a week.

Sorry.

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so clean the slate is underway, and i have some pretty cool things planned for it. i'm not quite sure where i plan on going once that's finished, but that seems like a mile away yet, despite the dumb ideas floating around in my head. regardless, i hope any new followers (and followers from four years back, i'm looking at you, ragecake) enjoy themselves reading what i churn in my stomach before happily spreading on this website.

thanks a bunch!

I've ordered for ONE poster of my avatar Unique, just to see the quality of the product. If it looks good enough, I'll prepare some additional orders and get my posters out for sale sooner than I thought!

Hooray! Party at my place to celebrate!

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For the lack of better words, I decided to start off this year with a list of my least favorite things that happen in television, movies, and books. Basically any form of media at one point written down. It's something someone had the balls to write, but it falls flat most of the time or leaves disappointment in its wake. This is really long I ramble on and on I'M SORRY!

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Hello everyone!

Yeah, I'm still here, surprising huh? This may fall on deaf ears, as I don't have many followers. But to those of you who are curious, I've recently begun writing again! It's enormously slow going however. I may not spit out another chapter for quite some time, and here's, hopefully, a pretty good reason why:

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