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Aloha, my good friends.

This is your friendly as always film, TV show, and episode reporter here once again with another review.

And today, I’m gonna be giving you my 104th film analysis by reviewing Denzel Washington’s “Deja Vu”.

Here's the summary of this film:

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Kamala Harris - North America's least liked diversity hire.
People in the U.S. don't like Kamala and now we know certain Latin American countries don't like her either.

Joe Biden - Weirdo

Latinx - What a disgusting term forced by white liberal.

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 1st installment of this year's February Festivity, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the third and final collaboration between Dreamworks and Aardman: "Flushed Away".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Soon, it'll be the one-year anniversary of the "Mostly Peaceful" protest against the election results at The Capital. Expect leftists sharing their survivor stories, continuing struggles with PTSD, nationwide memorial services for each and every broken window pane and complementary public safe spaces made available by government mandate.

"It's like the Pearl Harbor and 9/11 of the feels of the nation and racial justice."

- Survivor, who was 40 miles away at the time

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Good evening, my friends.

This is your jolly-as-always film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another film review.

And today, I've decided to review an animated Disney film that's an absolute favorite of mine and is very special to me: "The Jungle Book (1967)".

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We have officially shuffled this shuffle. Enjoy.

This week is a "celebration" of the end of the Skywalker Saga with a cringefest of a crossover. Good fucking luck, y'all.

Greetings, lads and lasses.

This is your jolly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I’ll be giving you guys an analysis of a film that I believe is perfect for representing number 103: “Shrek the Third”.

Here’s the summary of this tale:

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Ahoy, my good lads and lasses.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

And today, following my previous film review, I'm going to give you all my 10th "Thanksgiving Treat" by reviewing "Shrek 2".

Here's the summary of it:

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I think Eleanor Roosevelt had baboon arms. I mean I can't totally confirm this and maybe it was just the dress she was wearing but it looked like she had some King Louis length arms going on there. It was almost as if she could scratch the back of her knee without having to reach. Again I can't confirm this but it was just something I noticed before she started reading something from General Washington (obviously this was before he became president).

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Ahoy there, Mateys!

This be yer friendly film, TV show, and episode buccaneer here with another analysis.

Today, I be giving ye scalawags my take of "Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas".

Here be the rundown of this here tale *clears throat*:

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Yo, what's up, my friends?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 96th film review and final one for 2019, I'm gonna give you guys my analysis of "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian".

Here's the summary of it:

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Greetings, my good lads and lasses.

This is your jolly film, TV show, and episode reporting lad here with another review.

And today, for my 9th "Thanksgiving Treat" to you, I'm gonna be reviewing "Shrek".

Here's the summary of this here tale:

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Christopher McQuarrie's directorial debut is a wildly enjoyable film, albeit one who's goal is to entertain first, and make sense second.

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Bonjour, everyone.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 5th installment of my "February Festivity", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The Aristocats".

Here's the rundown of this tale:

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Yo, what's up, my good pals?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

And today, for the eighth installment of my "Christmas Craze" series, and my 90th film review, I'm gonna be reviewing "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe".

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Top of the morning to ya, my good lads and lasses.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 119th film analysis, as well as my 11th and final installment of this year's "February Festivity", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Shrek Forever After".

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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