Let's Party Like It's Jan. 6th 2021 · 4:17am Jan 3rd, 2022
Soon, it'll be the one-year anniversary of the "Mostly Peaceful" protest against the election results at The Capital. Expect leftists sharing their survivor stories, continuing struggles with PTSD, nationwide memorial services for each and every broken window pane and complementary public safe spaces made available by government mandate.
"It's like the Pearl Harbor and 9/11 of the feels of the nation and racial justice."
- Survivor, who was 40 miles away at the time
"This day, today, not uh, not yest... ye... oh my, I can't seem to remember who I was instructed to blame... ah, yes. Now, I remember. The capital, the one in the US and not in Mexico... or Canada for that matter, but the one... uh, the one, over there, when the guy, I can't remember who, Donut... yes, my old friend Donut Lump, great guy, wanted to be president, lost to A.O... A... A.O.L. and Nancy... Waygun. Where's my koala, the VIP from Austria? Austriala. Wha-"
- President Biden
