My depression is not what you deem sadness
Its something more akin to madness
Othello killing Desdemona
Holy roller
Satan's got my motor
Anger

I fear what I will do every day
Going crazy in my room killing pain
My scars don't exist physically but mentally
Surgeries making me afraid to cut away the things I hate about myself
That might not help but that's all I got
The memories of darkened rooms
The fear
The uncomfortable feelings of not wanting to be touched

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Greetings, all!

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Guess this is a thing for at least a little bit since work still takes up about 26% of my week and sleep takes up another third of my time.

So weekend update. Almost 9000 words in so about two thousand words of new story (in layman's terms for comparison that means about every 700 to 1000 words is another scene- don't know why that seems to be the case in this story but the generalized simplification of figures makes it that methodical.)

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Words define people, places, and things
that can hurt peoples little wings
up at the sky we try to get
but words, like the heat, melt our resolve

Words limit reality- put boxes around things we don't understand
Like how a person you see on the street has a inner life that you can't comprehend
Dreams that are boundless and gleaming in beauty
But words can limit that nice reality

Words are like poisonous vipers and snakes
It gets in your head and causes heartaches

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So, it's my birthday, supposedly. So, here's what you can do!

+500 Novel Points for any SunLight art I haven't seen yet.
+450 Novel Points for any RariTwi art I haven't seen yet.
+400 Novel Points for any MLP Deer art I haven't seen yet.
+400 Novel Points for any SkyPie art I haven't seen yet.

Let's see who wins!

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Undertale Parody

Cooking with Pinkie Pie

Person: *says something rude about their friend's OTP*
Their friend: *waits until the person's OTP comes up* *says something rude about it*
Person: Just because you don't like it doesn't you have to be rude about it
Their friend: *gives them the are-you-serious?-face* REALLY

Yes, I decided to just copy&paste these here instead of linking to the original DeviantArt post(s)
And I'll probably post most, just not some that weren't so... Awe inspiring.

So... I know this is a bit of a random post... but I've been thinking that maybe my blog needs a bit more from time to time that isn’t just stuff about my life or sharing previews of fics that may be years in the future.

So, I've decided to try to start sharing ponified versions of jokes that I know (as in, versions of the jokes where the characters are ponies) on Fridays.

I can’t promise I'll do this every Friday, but I'll try to at least make this a semi-regular thing.

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So I decided to try my hands at some drawing yesterday, the arts not good I know, but I am satisfied with how they turn out. Though I have some trouble when it came to coloring in, and their skin color so be warned.

Here what I picture is the photo Sonata sees in the Sonata Short chapter.

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I'm sorry.

By now, it's likely that many of you have seen Horizon's The Elephant in the Equine Room blog post boosted, but if you haven't, you need to read it. By the end of this blog, I'll have posted other stuff, but this is important to touch on first.

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...Oh my god.

I don’t even wanna say what it looks like. I just can’t.

So... I know it's still not Friday in most of the world, but it already is where I live, and again in the spirit of having something to share that isn't me complaining or apologizing for delays, I thought I should have another one of these jokes.

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Hello, sweetie pies!

I'm stepping out of my cryogenic freezing pod today just to let you know that the lovely ZodiacalComet has undergone the kind task of translating The Attempted Assassinations of Twilight Sparkle into Spanish!

It can be found here, and on the story page itself.

This will be useful if:

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And little did he know, it was a SALAD BAR! It was a trap! They lured him in with the aroma of a deep fat frier and cheese burgers!

The vegetarians rule supreme! Ah! AAHHH!

They've gotten one of ours, Ah! All fat people, roll away for dear life! They can't catch all of us! Quick, retreat back to headquarters at the junkyard where Fat Albert and The Cosby Kids hang out! Roll, Brethren, ROLL!

Would you kindly consider helping out a friend? xjuggernaughtx has a story in the running for being featured in the Royal Canterlot Library for their second anniversary, and I'd love to see him win for his story. It's for a story he wrote called The New Crop, which he put a lot of time and effort in to, but just sadly didn't take off much in the way of views, despite being a very interesting tale. If he gets the spot, that might

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I was just pondering the foundational principles of the universe, as I often do... and had myself a little epiphany.

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...hopefully.

I hope to get a lot of work done on Equine Fall.

Wait. What?

Yep. So, I told you a detailed blog post on exactly what was happening with that story would be coming soon, and although it's been about a month, I can happily say that the newest chapter is close to completion.

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Luckily I was smart put this in the hopper when Hailey started getting sick, because I sure wouldn't be able to set the story box stuff up today. This is the last good posting day before the contest deadline, so I'd better get it up.

TNight of the Sunflower

• Equestria Girls
• Romance
• Slice of Life

Sunset asked Wallflower on a date, and Wallflower is in a panic. Will the coolest girl fron Canterlot High even show up?

• Profanity
• Sunset Shimmer
• Wallflower Blush

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If you enjoy it, please upvote, bookshelf, and comment! The algorithm rules all.

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