May

7th

2018

Preach Electric to a Microphone Stand · 12:15am May 7th, 2018

I have entertained the idea of doing story reviews many times – mostly because there are a lot of talented people in this website, and I always thought that spending twelve thousand words relentlessly sucking King of Beggar’s cock in public sounds like an ideal Saturday. Sadly, I never started that project. Instead, I chose to befriend King of Beggars, and then proceeded to relentlessly suck his cock

Report Aragon · 1,466 views · #FUCK I SHAVED AS PEAR AND NUMBERS WERE PREREADING THIS FUCKING BLOG #AND NOW THERE ARE TINY LITTLE HAIRS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD #I BARELY HAVE ANY BEARD HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE #I USE A FUCKING ELECTRIC SHAVER #ISN'T THAT SUPPOSED TO #SUCK THE HAIR #OR SOMETHING #FUCK #did you know I never actually learned how to shave properly #still don't know #never got around to it #should look into it at some point #oh god the hair is EVERYWHERE #FUCK #HOW AM I GOING TO CLEAN THIS

Aug

8th

2019

Songs of the Sisters: Acquiring Horizon words · 3:30pm Aug 8th, 2019

(Tagging Administrative Angel since its sequel is ONLY in the book until September!)

Report horizon · 1,586 views · #songs of the sisters #buy my book #afaik i'm one of only two^H^H^H three^H^H^H^H^H LOTS OF fimfic authors who put all-new content in what they published #bad horse has the most new material and he's definitely worth reading #i thought aragón did too but i was wrong and then he corrected me in comments and i'm wrong in a different way now #and now the 'horizon is wrong' dogpile has begun #consider this tag my 'horizon regrets the error' correction boilerplate #anyway #when you read Songs look for the easter egg relating to my name

Dec

9th

2015

I AM IN A TERRIBLE MOOD AND SO ARE MOST OF YOU · 9:09pm Dec 9th, 2015

AND I JUST WISH
I COULD TELEPORT ALL OF YOU TO MY HOUSE
AND WE COULD WATCH PONIES
AND EAT FOOD
AND BE FRIENDS
AND COSPLAY PONIES
AND JUST ALL HANG OUT LIKE THE GIANT NERDS WE ALL ARE
AND IF WE COULD AVOID FIGHTING
WE WOULD ALL CHEER UP, AT LEAST FOR A LITTLE BIT
AND IT WOULD BE WONDERFUL

man it would be awesome. i so wish i could hang out with you guys irl

Report anonymousjedi · 321 views · #ugh ok so one of my friends apparently is also an undertale and is gonna cosplay sans but with a different friend group because we go to different schools #and similar situations keep happening to me #i'll have friends but they have friends that they're closer to than with me and i get left out #especially when it comes to fandom stuff #and im having a mental/emotional breakdown right now #and i wish you guys were here #but i have exams to study for #and homework to do #and we all live in different parts of the world #and i just want to watch sad disney movies and cry

Jan

15th

2018

Things You Should Read that I Didn't Write (Shocker): Coffee Edition! · 2:24am Jan 15th, 2018

This is almost a review. It's me telling you to read things and why; that's certainly close enough. Why did I chose the subject of coffee? Well, other than the fact that it is relevant to the things I shall be hurling at you, it is something that people like, apparently.

Oct

14th

2021

The Grim Reality · 11:26pm Oct 14th, 2021

So here's a thing.

Report Aragon · 1,634 views · #I'll let you know I almost accidentally started listening to vylet pony two days ago #after months of my friends excitedly telling me all about it #and holy shit #if they had opened with 'here's a chiptune pinkie pie talking about burning down the city to reclaim the world against authoritarianism' I would've been INTO THAT from the get go let me tell you #like I get I can't tell what my vibe is same way I can't tell my own smell #but I love that vibe is what I'm saying

Jul

15th

2021

Updated the ridiculous fic no one's asked for! · 7:08pm Jul 15th, 2021

Join Sweetie Belle as she stops Twilight from killing Twilight with Twilight's magic! Does that sound stupid/ridiculous/silly/fun? Good, because it is!

THell's Belles

Sweetie Belle and Sugar Belle go on a whirlwind heist. It goes exactly as well as you'd expect.

Silent Whisper · 5.9k words · 37 1 · 374 views

Go ham, my friends. Apparently regular updates means "updates whenever I remember it exists." Which was today! Yay! I'll try to be better about this, I promise. We're in for a ride!

Report Silent Whisper · 139 views · #Hell's Belles #Hell's Belles update #I can't believe people follow me #I stg if you can't blind them with your brilliance #baffle 'em with your bullshit #I need that on a pin or something #thanks for reading my stuff if you've made it this far #wish I could say I write for myself alone but if I did that then why would I post it? #I write to share whatever stupid thought comes into my head with the world #and now you all suffer the consequences #I'd apologize but you knew what you signed up for #Have a nice day!

Sep

19th

2018

An UNNECESSARILY in-depth look at the process of writing The Enchanted Library · 8:29am Sep 19th, 2018

GUESS HOW OLD THE TEL ONESHOT IS TODAY

I wasn't originally going to write a blogpost because it's been a bad week, but then LILFUNKMAN spent an entire night doing that GIF so now I had to.

Report Monochromatic · 1,820 views · #okay so i know my text wont appear in the preview so ill TLDR HERE #but here it is #the single most detailed explanation of my writing method and thought processes #also this is the single most eloquent blogpost ive ever posted on this website #anyway where was i #ah yes #here it is #the how to write like mono blog #okay so i went back to check and apparently tags dont appear in previews anymore SO IVE MADE A FOOL OUT OF MYSELF #A FOOOOOL #man tho i hope this was interesting #also NGL BUT THE DENZA PLOT TWIST WAS SO GOOD #all the people going OH SHIT WHAT in the comments #good times good times

Feb

14th

2019

2014-2019 · 1:26am Feb 14th, 2019

RIP My old laptop. My new one isn't completely set up yet and ready for writing, so I've got the old one up one last time. I typed over a million words on this thing, amassed hundreds of memes, bookmarked too many goddamn things, and fumed at poorly written Netflix drivel on this idiot hunk of plastic. I covered it with far too many stickers, let my cats near it far too many times, and dropped it once or twice. The keyboard is pretty funky too, if I do say so myself because everyone who has

Report Ice Star · 339 views · #enemy of mine #EoM #icestarpony #new pc #look how sappy i am guys #got a real heart of gold here #setting up computers is hell #blag #your tag here #YES AN ACTUAL UPDATE #i write words with my hands and you can too!! #i hope no shit gets lots in the transfer and all #i'm actually pree hungry rn maybe i should eat something #i want to be back to writing again soon so badly so hopefully i will and it will be lots of fun i have words i want to write with my hands because i am a human and that is how human people write we write with our hands #how the everloving fuck did i make a laptop last five years does anybody know this because i don't

Jun

22nd

2015

About the recent NSFW Image Policy site post · 9:30pm Jun 22nd, 2015

It's either Google Adsense or Donating Money to the Site to keep it up.

You want your clop? Go to Derpibooru or R34 Paheal.

Need to rely on clickbait cover art to gather in the views on get on that precious Feature Box? How about actually practicing your writing so you can be proud of making top quality stories (or stories that you can care about)?

This site is ultimately about the stories, not the cover arts.

Report Chaotic Note · 730 views · #nsfw image policy #fuck clickbait pictures #i can understand if people are offended about my comment on 'git gud' at writing #but seriously how can you be proud of finding borderline porn to use as your cover art? #you probably didn't draw that #somebody else did #you're simply using their art to make your story seem like it's good #isn't that just sad? #maybe desperate? #or do you simply not care about making stories at all? #just want quick fame? #well guess what that's useless #at best a borderline nsfw cover art is just gonna get you a week of fame #and its not gonna pay for the bills #and its not gonna make you money #writing stories for this site should ultimately be a hobby #and be something that you can be proud of making on your own merits #and not because of some porn pic

Oct

6th

2020

On the Strategic Advantage of Speaking Really Fast in the Field of Law · 7:21pm Oct 6th, 2020

Twice a week, I’m immortal, and my brain contains the entire fucking Universe. Alternatively, I die. Zero middle ground.

Let’s talk about stress, exhaustion, and the need for a creative outlet. But, you know, in a funny way.

Report Aragon · 1,317 views · #So like I had to delete a footnote in this blog #where I explained that I'm actually classically trained in music #which is something that most people don't know? #even though I'm pretty sure I've talked about it #becuase I was like "this feels like bragging" #but now I'm like #I mean I do want to mention that I'm an oboe player #I spent years in the goddamn conservatory busting my ass after all #so I guess I'll just hide it in the tags cause I mean fuck it #most people prefer reading the tags over the blog anyway #and maybe I deserve to brag a little once in a while goddamn #just let me have this

Mar

24th

2016

This Weekend · 11:43pm Mar 24th, 2016

I most likely will be barely online this weekend, if at all. I have a Model UN conference most of tomorrow (Friday) and almost all day Saturday. Sunday is Easter, so I probably won't be on at all Sunday.

Anyways I hope all of you guys enjoy your Easter (if you celebrate it)
Bye for now!

Report anonymousjedi · 439 views · #i have no motivation to participate at all tomorrow in MUN i am dreading this conference #ALL THE COMMITTEES HAVE ONLY ONE DELEGATE FROM EACH COUNTRY SO I AM ALONE #ALONE AUSTRALIA IN THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION #i havent worked in a committee with either of the 2 girls who i'm lowkey gay for #in my first conference i was with the daughter of our MUN club leader and one of my friends who doesn't do MUN anymore #last conference i was with a friend of mine who knows im gay but who im not gay for #and this time im alone #oh well #at least i wont have to worry about accidentally outing myself to the other MUN people from my school who i have no intention of coming out to anytime soon #oh and for future ref i have 6 other peeps in my MUN club #i'm the 7th #theres only one guy #but one of the students who is currently in 8th grade is gonna come to this conference #because he's coming to my school next year and wants to check out MUN #he's p cool #tbh i think he might be bi but im not close enough to him to ask without it being awkward #oh yeah and im out two 3 of the other 6 of peeps in MUN + my friends bro who is the co leader #and i know that lauren (fluffysam) is probably the only one reading these tags #( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oct

31st

2015

Twilight pics! · 12:25am Oct 31st, 2015

So today I wore my Twilight Sparkle cosplay to school, and i promised pics, so here you are!

this morning (i was in the car. it was dark)

after school

mah puppy

Report anonymousjedi · 503 views · #seriously guys don't harass me about this #and i got this wig off of amazon #and yeah i used filters on over half these pics #so yeah #halloween is gonna be a bummer tomorrow because one of my friends bailed on me for a 5sos concert #bleh stupid 5sos #how am i supposed to be dean without my cas #i hate everything #i want to just watch netflix and cry #but hey that's basically my life story #oh yeah and there has been nothing at all confirming whether or not this one kid will transfer to my school this year #i had classes with him last year and he made my life miserable #he made a whole bunch of suicide and eating disorder jokes #and was a total jerk #and he's a word that sounds like grass mole #and one of the reasons i even considered my current school is because i knew he wasn't gonna be there #im panicking just typing this #agghhh #*sobs incoherently*

Oct

27th

2018

TEK News and Stuff · 12:39am Oct 27th, 2018

Quick but exciting blogpost for those of you following Enchanted Kingdom news and stuff and things and all that!!!

Report Monochromatic · 1,144 views · #GOD i just really struggled with worldbuilding ok #i STRUGGLE but i'm doing my best #but yeah im like super excited??? even though lmao i take so long to update #i always feel rlly bad about that so thanks for being patient #GOD IM SO PUMPED THO #also i like indulged myself and read the last main chapter #and it was so fluffy it was so so SHIPPY #yall should read it again #if u want #bc its good #GOD IM SO EXCITED I FINISHED THIS CHAPTER #god and its always really funny bc im like avoiding these chapters for years and then i write them and its not so bad??? #will i ever learn to not be afraid and just write??? who knows #also ive been writing in the tags for so long now i bet its like half the page #anyway see this is what happens when you lived in tumblr for 6 years #you communicate via tags #oh MY GOD i should make an EL tumblr #just watch 90% of the content is gonna be me whining about having to write #anyway bye ily all

Apr

29th

2016

help okay so · 2:00am Apr 29th, 2016

im getting a haricut in over two weeks which means i have like 2 weeks to convince my mom to let me get my hair cut short

i have kinda weird hair- it can be really curly or really frizzy or somewhere in between
and i want super short hair- something similar to troye sivan's hair

or brendon urie's hair

Report anonymousjedi · 640 views · #hair help #pls friendos #i wants the short hairs #and i also need to make a powerpoint to explain to my mom (and probs dad) why i need short hair #aaaaa #AAAAAA #i've wanted short hair since SIXTH GRADE #EVEN BEFORE I KNEW IT WAS A LGBT+ STEREOTYPE #but noooooo now my mom is all "everyone will think you're a guy!" #which is basically her way of hinting that everyone will think im gay af #i mean i am but i dont want my family knowing #but i also am 5'11" so i can see how people would think im a guy #but hoenstly #idgaf #but my parents do #and i know a haircut isnt that big of a problem #but i reeeeaaallly need some kind of confidence boost #especially something that makes me look slightly less feminine #bc idfk what my gender is anymore #i mean its not like i can come out anyway

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Preach Electric to a Microphone Stand · 12:15am May 7th, 2018

Songs of the Sisters: Acquiring Horizon words · 3:30pm Aug 8th, 2019

I AM IN A TERRIBLE MOOD AND SO ARE MOST OF YOU · 9:09pm Dec 9th, 2015

Things You Should Read that I Didn't Write (Shocker): Coffee Edition! · 2:24am Jan 15th, 2018

The Grim Reality · 11:26pm Oct 14th, 2021

Updated the ridiculous fic no one's asked for! · 7:08pm Jul 15th, 2021

An UNNECESSARILY in-depth look at the process of writing The Enchanted Library · 8:29am Sep 19th, 2018

2014-2019 · 1:26am Feb 14th, 2019

About the recent NSFW Image Policy site post · 9:30pm Jun 22nd, 2015

On the Strategic Advantage of Speaking Really Fast in the Field of Law · 7:21pm Oct 6th, 2020

This Weekend · 11:43pm Mar 24th, 2016

Twilight pics! · 12:25am Oct 31st, 2015

TEK News and Stuff · 12:39am Oct 27th, 2018

help okay so · 2:00am Apr 29th, 2016

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