USA $ is now canon and if you want 150% of a smoothie, you have to pay 200% more because Sunny is not good at math.
Pipp is frustrated because she's small and fat.
Zipp is playing Angry Pegassi on the cellphone.
Sunny puts everything in the mixer without pealing the melon or at least cleaning it. I'm not sure if these smoothies are even safe for consumption.
Pipp gets a small portion because she's small and fat.
The Queen is so good at messaging that the youngling can't even follow.

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now the only question is when did they get a vehicle like that which it looks pretty cool but still lol but can't wait to see it

I've wanted to make this journal entry ever since I saw Chapter 6 of MLP: Make Your Mark, so I think it's time I finally do, cuz there is a lot to unpack. Be warned that there will be spoilers if you have not watched Ch 6 yet. If you'd like to skip to the part with me talking about how this relates to Flurry Heart's Story, scroll down past the two hyperlinks followed by the bold text.

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Chapters 1 and 3 are meh as both consist of one 45-minute special each.

Chapter 2 was so insufferable. I can't stand the pony populace being discriminatory towards Sunny. They have no respect for her if she's an earth pony and they only do so if she's an alicorn. And Pipp ruined Zipp's investigation on the stolen lamp. Zipp almost solved the case when she found out that Misty was the culprit.

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I am really starting to think this borderline an alternative universe because none of this is making sense anymore. Why are Celestia and Luna fillies here? And why is Opaline their sibling? Surely this must be some sort of false relapse of memory, like the Mandela Effect in the MLP world or something.

I finally got around to fiddling with www.canva.com, a free-to-use website where you can make all sorts of professional graphic designs. Honestly I'm pretty happy with the results and would like to know how you guys feel about it. Also yeah I'm totally recommending use of the website. It's a great and easy tool.

Cool duder and all-around sexy throated ficreader, ScarlettBlade/CaptainSand put this out earlier. Heckin' fast, if you ask me. Give a listen and let someone other than me shove Sunset's horsedong into your metaphorical face.

Oh, chapter 2 is already starting to shape up.

Stay classy.
-Fuzz

The videos below are among those prank home video edition openings you find scattered around YT but these are actually good ones. We know enough about Mr. Trumpert to know that we're not looking for copies of this film anytime soon.

... Minific writing prompt, go.

And I'm avoiding writing it. You'd think, after all these years, I would be able to finish stuff up without wandering off with my fingers in my ears going 'LA LA LA!'

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Welp, first blog or whatever.

Anyways, after rereading my first story on this site, I kinda want to start it all over with a new one but still have the same characters, maybe get rid of a few. It just doesn't sit well for me anymore and I have no idea why.

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Well, more like videos of people looking at effed up things and talking about them.

As many of you who read this little collection of tales involving Bronies/ Pegasisters may not be aware of; this was never meant to be an anthology.
Originally it was my heartfelt confession and thank you for everything the show has done for me. My buddy Statz said I should do interviews for other's stories, and so I did.

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Haven't written much for the story- tend to do that on late Fridays and weekends when busy. Plan on destroying this thing by the end of the month due to my mom going on a trip for about a week and leaving me mostly alone besides taking care of my floofy dog and cooking food somehow.

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Oh. My. Fucking. Goodness.

I cannot tell you how many times I cringed during this episode. More than once. Fluttershy's different persona were SOOOOOO unbearable. I was constantly saying to myself. "Can we please move along, please, please, PLEASE?!" *groaning in pain* I can't decide if Fluttershy is worse as a drama queen, a goth, or ridiculously shy. I can't seem to win with her.

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“Hello?”

“Hey Pharynx, what's up?”

“I need your, help, can you come here?”

“Uhh, I can't, I'm buying clothes.

“Alright, well hurry up and come over here.“

“Uhh, I can't find them.”

What do you mean you 'can't find them'?

“I can't find them, there's only soup.”

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Well, I still in between for G5, but what I fine most interesting about this video is the conversation between Zipp and Pipp and I don't blame where Zipp is coming from.